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[07:37:46] Mikoolo/rizon Whats apples latest self driving car model? If they made self driving cars that is.

[07:42:01] Mikoolo/rizon No you should take your meds and go to bed.

[07:42:43] Mikoolo/rizon He does eat it ADMIRAL_HUBRIS, in hopes that it's beer.

[08:41:20] Mikoolo/rizon Fresh out out the shower.

[08:43:00] Mikoolo/rizon Never seen a square bubble.

[08:43:53] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/Kkm8QDG.mp4

[08:49:10] Mikoolo/rizon Yes?

[08:52:24] Mikoolo/rizon Logitech headphones?

[08:52:35] Mikoolo/rizon They are the only company that I am aware of that uses that shade of blue.

[08:52:44] Mikoolo/rizon In combination with black.

[08:53:12] Mikoolo/rizon Logitech G432

[08:54:06] Mikoolo/rizon KNow what irks me the most with that pic Syndus?

[08:54:14] Mikoolo/rizon You're wearing the headphones wrong.

[08:54:27] Mikoolo/rizon Left is on right ear and vise versa.

[08:56:15] Mikoolo/rizon Something.

[08:56:30] Mikoolo/rizon Anything.

[08:56:47] Mikoolo/rizon What are we out of?

[08:56:59] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en slut

[08:57:05] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en slut på dass papper

[08:58:44] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/1Dzyylq.jpeg

[08:59:12] Mikoolo/rizon I've never had escargot. I wouldn't mind trying it in a restaurant in france.

[09:00:43] Mikoolo/rizon If I'm gonna eat a weird french cuisine it better be made by a frenchie.

[09:01:50] Mikoolo/rizon And if I hate it if I do it on my own and I fucked up at some point without knowing it I know for sure people will say "You've never had it made by a real french chef!"

[09:03:46] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech style brb?

[09:05:33] Mikoolo/rizon I know without clicking it's zfrank and that I've seen it before.

[09:06:18] Mikoolo/rizon This made me kinda fear seas, Syndus. https://youtu.be/V2x8ts5STzY

[09:08:19] Mikoolo/rizon Why?

[09:10:09] Mikoolo/rizon Now you got fish'n'chips and a cuppah!

[09:10:33] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[09:10:39] Mikoolo/rizon YOu got the same issue I have then.

[09:10:46] Mikoolo/rizon Selfie camera mirroring pics, Syndus.

[09:11:58] Mikoolo/rizon Shaved

[09:12:08] Mikoolo/rizon Ironed clothes.

[09:12:10] Mikoolo/rizon Clean shoes.

[09:13:11] Mikoolo/rizon The other stuff comes down to genetics and the makers actually reading the assembly instructions they got with the flatpack kid, login.

[09:20:41] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/2NhQSKAlOFY

[09:25:42] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna go back to BG3 now. Lets see what the next rage quit moment the game will throw at me will be.

[10:12:58] Mikoolo/rizon He's at work, ComputerTech.

[10:13:01] Mikoolo/rizon He got a real job.

[10:13:04] Mikoolo/rizon For a real employer.

[10:13:14] Mikoolo/rizon And not a "job" from his "parents"

[10:18:15] Mikoolo/rizon Thats not a red flag, pankakes.

[10:19:02] Mikoolo/rizon Your date accidentally dropping a bottle of chloroform while eating at a restaurant is a red flag.

[10:22:19] Mikoolo/rizon n1`kwak, some parents might behave like proper employers to their kids but I don't get that feeling whenever ComputerTech has talked about it.

[10:23:49] Mikoolo/rizon Heres a dangerous tide for you, ComputerTech.

[10:23:56] Mikoolo/rizon ride*

[10:24:53] Mikoolo/rizon s/pets/fucks

[10:25:10] Mikoolo/rizon ty

[10:25:25] Mikoolo/rizon no

[10:25:30] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a bad quote

[10:25:44] Mikoolo/rizon If you had actually said it, without the intent for it. Then it would have been quoteable.

[10:26:30] Mikoolo/rizon Here n1`kwak ComputerTech's parents wrote this song https://youtu.be/PGx7Fx3KyYk

[10:27:09] Mikoolo/rizon My son, look at my son

[10:27:09] Mikoolo/rizon Pride is not the word I'm looking for

[10:34:32] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna help a friend go throw trash.

[10:34:57] Mikoolo/rizon I told him "I'll do it for free. I'm bringing a speaker with me and I'll be in charge of music!"

[10:37:35] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/FpesMqm.jpeg

[10:38:40] Mikoolo/rizon Do you like lagomorphs, ComputerTech?

[10:39:27] Mikoolo/rizon Members of the lagomorpha.

[10:39:31] Mikoolo/rizon Rabbits and Hares.

[10:39:49] Mikoolo/rizon What about pikas?

[10:40:02] Mikoolo/rizon Wrong one.

[10:40:16] Mikoolo/rizon You know what chu means right?

[10:40:28] Mikoolo/rizon Nr 1

[10:40:41] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/AicEBRYFTeI

[10:42:36] Mikoolo/rizon Whats your favourite webbrowser, ComputerTech?

[13:17:30] Mikoolo/rizon home

[13:19:32] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/iqFQZPf.jpeg

[13:23:45] Mikoolo/rizon I found a pic of PapaFrog https://i.imgur.com/GBBQLin.png

[13:25:52] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, name the most important thing to remember when you put a pizza in the oven.

[13:26:43] Mikoolo/rizon Wrong.

[13:26:46] Mikoolo/rizon To take the pizza out.

[13:27:33] Mikoolo/rizon When the smoke detector tells you it's time to take it out then you forgot about it and you do no longer have any edible pizza.

[13:27:58] Mikoolo/rizon Where?

[13:28:02] Mikoolo/rizon When?

[13:28:03] Mikoolo/rizon How?

[13:28:04] Mikoolo/rizon Why?

[13:28:05] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[13:28:15] Mikoolo/rizon Whos there?

[13:51:49] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 pankakes https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g-7U-1AMj7Y?feature=share

[13:58:46] Mikoolo/rizon wildting2 buy this cd for me https://youtu.be/cK9dlmYvB-Y

[13:59:05] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 1 + 1

[13:59:08] Mikoolo/rizon Hmm

[13:59:13] Mikoolo/rizon Why no title announcement?

[13:59:44] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/Z2ALFuyKdQo

[14:00:23] Mikoolo/rizon True

[14:00:31] Mikoolo/rizon YT hates Patrick Stewart :(

[14:00:53] Mikoolo/rizon Seee

[14:01:10] Mikoolo/rizon .yt Swedish Cheese

[14:01:12] Mikoolo/rizon o

[14:01:57] Mikoolo/rizon FORBIDDEN!

[14:03:15] Mikoolo/rizon Big eyed robot at the playground.

[14:03:18] Mikoolo/rizon Thats how it's read.

[14:04:30] Mikoolo/rizon Good ComputerTech! You're offering yourself to akoshakait for the good of us all!

[14:05:17] Mikoolo/rizon akoshA

[14:05:19] Mikoolo/rizon kait

[14:27:12] Mikoolo/rizon deadly irish666 ComputerTech https://youtu.be/0CFBUSHzENI

[14:27:15] Mikoolo/rizon pankakes too

[14:29:26] Mikoolo/rizon pankakes sorry I didn't say good bye. I had my mic muted hardware side.

[14:29:43] Mikoolo/rizon Thought I enabled noise cancelling.

[14:30:20] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 was mad at me tho.

[14:30:53] Mikoolo/rizon I was not allowed to speak proper english :(

[14:31:58] Mikoolo/rizon pankakes you need to adjust your scope if you miss h4.

[14:32:19] Mikoolo/rizon Or is it user error?

[14:32:47] Mikoolo/rizon Ask him who is main chick is.

[14:32:53] Mikoolo/rizon his*

[14:33:40] Mikoolo/rizon They look like small spuds, ComputerTech.

[14:33:44] Mikoolo/rizon deadly *

[14:34:04] Mikoolo/rizon And if they are huge they might feel like sacks of small spuds.

[14:34:52] Mikoolo/rizon She can become a greek amazonian warrior.

[14:35:47] Mikoolo/rizon I recommend loosing weight.

[14:39:06] Mikoolo/rizon For your brain break.

[14:41:01] Mikoolo/rizon Fensta did you see the youtube video I $tell'd you?

[14:41:27] Mikoolo/rizon Fensta https://youtu.be/cK9dlmYvB-Y

[14:42:27] Mikoolo/rizon He made a music album for charity.

[14:46:19] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna go back to BG3 and see how it will make me rage quit this time.

[16:05:27] Mikoolo/rizon I have indeed put my monks staff into her, zof.

[16:05:40] Mikoolo/rizon Any fan of Captain Kirk would do it.

[16:06:09] Mikoolo/rizon Or Zapp Brannigan.

[16:06:39] Mikoolo/rizon I think Picard ended with s3 to build up a new Star Trek arc, Fensta.

[16:15:03] Mikoolo/rizon Whats that sign infront of fuck, irish666?

[16:15:09] Mikoolo/rizon Or is it supposed to be a square?

[16:20:40] Mikoolo/rizon (⓿_⓿)

[16:20:57] Mikoolo/rizon So square = low battery?

[16:21:28] Mikoolo/rizon He was at 8% when we ended our talk.

[16:21:49] Mikoolo/rizon People need to stop using all kinds of emoticons.

[16:21:59] Mikoolo/rizon Spammy cunt.

[16:28:31] Mikoolo/rizon Did the cunt stop spamming?

[16:28:45] Mikoolo/rizon Ok AlterEgo_, I believe you.

[16:34:27] Mikoolo/rizon Is it safe now?

[16:34:50] Mikoolo/rizon From the retards spam, deadly.

[16:35:10] Mikoolo/rizon Well.

[16:35:16] Mikoolo/rizon From the channel mascot's spam then.

[16:35:25] Mikoolo/rizon Nice

[16:38:16] Mikoolo/rizon We should get ComputerTech drunk af and ducttape him to the floor while he's unconcious after 1 whole bottle of Jameson.

[16:39:49] Mikoolo/rizon Or the ceiling.

[16:39:52] Mikoolo/rizon Like this https://youtu.be/H1XKLU8GaMo

[16:40:38] Mikoolo/rizon I do not support rape.

[16:40:51] Mikoolo/rizon h4 did you find the secret room in the Toll House?

[16:41:16] Mikoolo/rizon 19

[16:42:03] Mikoolo/rizon Where you kill the guys that are hunting Karlach.

[16:42:46] Mikoolo/rizon Loads of stuff.

[16:42:58] Mikoolo/rizon Gold, jewelry, +1 weapons.

[16:43:22] Mikoolo/rizon You put one party member to sit on each chair to open the secret door, h4.

[16:43:26] Mikoolo/rizon Bald Gate 3, irish666.

[16:44:03] Mikoolo/rizon s/jesus/Ronald McDonald

[16:45:20] Mikoolo/rizon .chanstats

[16:46:01] Mikoolo/rizon I think the channel mascot is threatening you, h4.

[16:46:19] Mikoolo/rizon Just imagine Peorth chasing you, h4.

[16:46:48] Mikoolo/rizon He wouldn't, ComputerTech. The police would confiscate them.

[16:46:54] Mikoolo/rizon And he'd be put in prison for murder.

[16:47:37] Mikoolo/rizon Peorth ain't so stupid to risk losing all his guns despite how stupid you think he is, ComputerTech.

[16:48:08] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah, he thinks Peorth would shoot you with a rifle, h4.

[16:48:20] Mikoolo/rizon Yeee.

[16:48:45] Mikoolo/rizon Much less punishment if he drives over you with his car and say "Herr Polizei, it was ein axident!"

[16:49:30] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech broke the bot, h4.

[16:54:04] Mikoolo/rizon Half of the & ain't even active.

[16:54:30] Mikoolo/rizon bobbydrake chatted the other day.

[16:54:45] Mikoolo/rizon I don't think I've seen bandit chat here at all.

[16:55:37] Mikoolo/rizon That explains the brown stain on his nose, foxy.

[16:55:57] Mikoolo/rizon .u brownnoser

[16:56:30] Mikoolo/rizon foxy is a innocent virgin, ComputerTech.

[16:56:37] Mikoolo/rizon She can't have thaught you naughty stuff like that.

[17:07:51] Mikoolo/rizon Thank you pankakes but you can't have them.

[17:08:34] Mikoolo/rizon .u blaxican

[17:15:53] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I think I am almost done with killing everything in the act 1 area that is directly hostile to me. Even saved the person from the burning house.

[17:16:13] Mikoolo/rizon But fuck the hag and her fucking cave.

[17:16:20] Mikoolo/rizon Yes

[17:17:08] Mikoolo/rizon I didn't know you're doing a evil playthrough.

[17:17:28] Mikoolo/rizon They were eating people in the village school, h4.

[17:18:02] Mikoolo/rizon I got the horn after kill them but don't know if it works to blow it.

[17:18:19] Mikoolo/rizon tieflings have feelings too.

[17:19:24] Mikoolo/rizon Well.

[17:19:35] Mikoolo/rizon The female ogre seemed to be quite loyal to the bugbear.

[17:20:02] Mikoolo/rizon Haven't gone there yet.

[17:20:36] Mikoolo/rizon Might go the underdark way, got a quest to make a mastercrafted weapon.

[17:22:19] Mikoolo/rizon Bald Gate 3

[17:22:34] Mikoolo/rizon Some call it Baldurs Gate 3

[17:23:14] Mikoolo/rizon It's a game about gatekeeping people with hair from entering the bald community by shaving it off, wof.

[17:24:57] Mikoolo/rizon Well it's a classic rpg game, wof. Turnbased and stuff.

[17:25:10] Mikoolo/rizon It makes me ragequit but also makes me come back for more.

[17:30:59] Mikoolo/rizon Not like final fantasy, of. More like "You can do all kinds of these stupid shit like setting these barrels on fire with an arrow and blow up an entire room of enemies including your own party and have the boss rush to your last party member and just gently shove him off a cliff."

[17:31:15] Mikoolo/rizon wof *

[17:31:44] Mikoolo/rizon Liverpool is a scam, Fensta. Theres no pools full of liver there.

[17:31:54] Mikoolo/rizon Or pools made from liver.

[17:32:23] Mikoolo/rizon It's like manchester.

[17:32:33] Mikoolo/rizon THeres no one you could call a man in manchester.

[17:32:52] Mikoolo/rizon Is he, irish666?

[17:34:25] Mikoolo/rizon He has killed a mighty beast to defend his slave, HelderHeid.

[17:34:33] Mikoolo/rizon Doraemon can no longer hurt his slave.

[17:35:50] Mikoolo/rizon I'm hairier than that 30 year old, wof.

[17:36:08] Mikoolo/rizon Except where it counts, the head.

[17:37:01] Mikoolo/rizon Yes.

[17:46:33] Mikoolo/rizon You're welcome my favourite Potato eyed farmer.

[17:46:41] Mikoolo/rizon no

[17:46:48] Mikoolo/rizon He called you worse than that.

[17:47:41] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[17:47:44] Mikoolo/rizon Wrong person.

[17:47:56] Mikoolo/rizon Can't see as good as I used to.

[17:48:16] Mikoolo/rizon No

[17:48:37] Mikoolo/rizon The safeword is, Airplaneinspectoratlondonairport.

[17:50:09] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the purpose of the safewords, Fensta.

[17:50:22] Mikoolo/rizon .yt eurotrip safeword

[17:59:37] Mikoolo/rizon Sounds like a oscars nominee, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.

[18:00:07] Mikoolo/rizon Jason Statham?

[18:00:19] Mikoolo/rizon Gary Glitter?

[18:00:27] Mikoolo/rizon Rick Mayall?

[18:01:00] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[18:01:04] Mikoolo/rizon Rowan Atkinson.

[19:10:44] Mikoolo/rizon One should use chlorine disinfectants on germans, not make fun of them.

[19:18:05] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I just discovered. You can jump through windows in bg3 D:

[20:00:11] Mikoolo/rizon The gith group at the bridge was easy, h4.

[20:00:38] Mikoolo/rizon My monk went unarmed and killed like 3 of them on his own.

[21:05:37] Mikoolo/rizon Are you talking about that evil looking televangelist, Neo_Nemesis?

[21:06:05] Mikoolo/rizon Who can't ride public airplanes because they are filled with devils and prevents him from talking with god.

[21:06:19] Mikoolo/rizon h4, did you find the harpies in act 1?

[21:07:03] Mikoolo/rizon In the grove theres a path that leads to the sea and cliffs, theres 4 harpies and a nest there.

[21:07:37] Mikoolo/rizon I've explored every nook and crany in the first area now. Even found a harpers cache.

[21:07:56] Mikoolo/rizon I even got a stuffed teddy bear in my inventory.

[21:08:08] Mikoolo/rizon Did you try jumping?

[21:08:44] Mikoolo/rizon Oh those kids, where the mute kid shows you the entrance to?

[21:09:14] Mikoolo/rizon You reminded me of a hole I was gonna inspect near that, down the ladder.

[21:10:09] Mikoolo/rizon Theres the cave entrance then theres a ladder near it, behind the waterfall.

[21:10:15] Mikoolo/rizon That leads to a hole.

[21:10:37] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[21:10:43] Mikoolo/rizon So theres to entrances to the kids cave.

[21:10:48] Mikoolo/rizon two*

[21:11:18] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/3pbFFmgUSuM

[21:13:30] Mikoolo/rizon Pretty Mikoolo found a icecream scoop, phonekait.

[21:13:33] Mikoolo/rizon pankakes *

[21:14:19] Mikoolo/rizon HEY!

[21:14:41] Mikoolo/rizon Want to trade it for ligma, ComputerTech?

[21:15:08] Mikoolo/rizon Fine, you can get a dragon then, ComputerTech.

[21:15:27] Mikoolo/rizon Not you Dragon.

[21:15:33] Mikoolo/rizon Drag on these balls, ComputerTech!

[21:17:12] Mikoolo/rizon It's easier to teach an old dog new tricks than to make akoshA not get kicked.

[21:17:52] Mikoolo/rizon Cats, Neo_Nemesis.

[21:17:56] Mikoolo/rizon Or the dog.

[21:18:04] Mikoolo/rizon Most likely it was ComputerTech.

[21:19:01] Mikoolo/rizon You should see a doctor if your furry shits like meat wrappers, phonekait.

[21:19:26] Mikoolo/rizon I said you should see a doctor, not take your cats to the vet.

[21:19:44] Mikoolo/rizon Furry shits ain't healty.

[21:19:53] Mikoolo/rizon Neither is them liking meat wrappers.

[21:20:11] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[21:20:30] Mikoolo/rizon Don't think she's as weird as Billy, h4. He kisses his cats on the mouths.

[21:21:46] Mikoolo/rizon h4, how many hours do you have on BG3?

[21:22:01] Mikoolo/rizon 25.7 hours according to steam, for me.

[21:22:46] Mikoolo/rizon At the range.

[21:23:06] Mikoolo/rizon Thats where I assume all americans are when they ain't at work or on irc.

[21:23:26] Mikoolo/rizon Aaaw, thats cute h4.

[21:23:30] Mikoolo/rizon A baby penguin throwing hearts.

[21:24:24] Mikoolo/rizon Nice, you shoot in your own backyard then.

[21:24:47] Mikoolo/rizon What about a rifle, phonekait?

[21:25:06] Mikoolo/rizon What about a black powder revolver then, phonekait?

[21:25:17] Mikoolo/rizon .50cal air rifle?

[21:25:28] Mikoolo/rizon Shotgun then?

[21:25:49] Mikoolo/rizon Did I miss any technical term for different types of firearms?

[21:26:00] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[21:27:38] Mikoolo/rizon Heres a cute bunny gif https://i.imgur.com/Ihh2189.gif

[21:28:17] Mikoolo/rizon That explains why you don't need firearms, phonekait. You got a pet skunk.

[21:31:33] Mikoolo/rizon Nr 1 sidechick?

[21:33:58] Mikoolo/rizon Scotland, amirite irish666, pankakes? https://www.vulture.com/article/glasgow-sad-oompa-loompa-interview.html

[21:34:49] Mikoolo/rizon Now I want a burger.

[21:35:49] Mikoolo/rizon She need a big long strap-on to fuck god, TheFatherMind.

[21:37:53] Mikoolo/rizon What would these headers do, TheFatherMind? Get attached to h4 as if he was an engine?

[21:38:48] Mikoolo/rizon Dream of a ireland united and free from the bri'ish, irish666!

[21:40:31] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 still being oppressed by MI6 for his pro-irish ideology.

[21:40:38] Mikoolo/rizon nite h4

[21:45:35] Mikoolo/rizon Sven00 always reminds me of this song https://youtu.be/DC2nZjSj06w

[23:46:40] Mikoolo/rizon ok

[23:46:40] Mikoolo/rizon bned

[23:46:42] Mikoolo/rizon bed*

[23:46:48] Mikoolo/rizon BG3 is too addictive.

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