IRC Driven

[14:31:11] h4/rizon huh

[16:40:35] h4/rizon what the hell is going on here?

[16:40:55] h4/rizon which war?

[16:41:05] h4/rizon post ukraine war

[16:41:11] h4/rizon 2045?

[16:41:21] h4/rizon 2019?

[16:41:35] h4/rizon oh I remember 2019 like it was five years ago

[16:41:46] h4/rizon which toll house Mikoolo?

[16:41:53] h4/rizon Pyotr: wrong channel

[16:41:58] h4/rizon morönsche?

[16:42:28] h4/rizon dunno what that is

[16:42:39] h4/rizon Mikoolo: I think so, don'T quite recall

[16:42:41] h4/rizon what was in it?

[16:42:54] h4/rizon he is not

[16:45:09] h4/rizon we don't need it?

[16:45:11] h4/rizon say no more

[16:45:22] h4/rizon hey Superfly

[16:45:38] h4/rizon are you threatening me with the real owner?

[16:46:03] h4/rizon I wanted to run

[16:46:08] h4/rizon but now I got coffee brewing

[16:46:16] h4/rizon and that will take me a while to drink it

[16:46:27] h4/rizon no

[16:46:35] h4/rizon I read up about runners knee

[16:46:42] h4/rizon and it sounded like what I experienced

[16:46:46] h4/rizon I should probably watch out for that

[16:46:50] h4/rizon before it gets bad

[16:47:23] h4/rizon quick what?

[16:47:28] h4/rizon irish666: ofc

[16:47:36] h4/rizon but don't get cancer

[16:47:40] h4/rizon they will likely put you through chemo

[16:47:50] h4/rizon Mikoolo: ComputerTech thinks Peorth is stupid?

[16:48:09] h4/rizon irish666: I think for that I'd first have to go to a doctor with the knee

[16:48:16] h4/rizon Mikoolo: over a bot?

[16:48:18] h4/rizon wow

[16:48:37] h4/rizon after all that Peorth has done for you ComputerTech?

[16:48:44] h4/rizon irish666: please do ;)

[16:48:47] h4/rizon how is your knee btw?

[16:49:10] h4/rizon .yt was guckst du polizeikontrollle

[16:49:14] h4/rizon well

[16:49:16] h4/rizon thx Internets

[16:49:27] h4/rizon yeah

[16:49:32] h4/rizon just what you want to hear :D

[16:49:41] h4/rizon hey yo

[16:49:51] h4/rizon Mikoolo: he did??

[16:50:08] h4/rizon cage?

[16:50:13] h4/rizon smackdown?

[16:50:17] h4/rizon I'm out of my element here

[16:50:19] h4/rizon :D

[16:50:28] h4/rizon maybe some automation

[16:50:55] h4/rizon who said it?

[16:51:20] h4/rizon calm down ComputerTech

[16:51:24] h4/rizon we'll go to mcdonalds if you stfu now

[16:51:46] h4/rizon and I call you adopted

[16:51:56] h4/rizon foxy: well instant kick

[16:52:10] h4/rizon not even bother to explain anything

[16:52:12] h4/rizon :D

[16:53:40] h4/rizon I love the attention

[16:53:53] h4/rizon Fensta!!

[16:54:16] h4/rizon Mikoolo: they are like deities, silently watching and judging

[16:54:40] h4/rizon what about this Mikoolo guy?

[16:54:52] h4/rizon he keeps bitching at me for speaking german sometimes

[16:55:12] h4/rizon oh right

[16:55:14] h4/rizon rockey

[16:55:21] h4/rizon but he just fucked with bandit

[16:55:45] h4/rizon he is sucking from behind?

[16:55:52] h4/rizon wow

[16:56:00] h4/rizon how does that feel for the suckee?

[16:56:18] h4/rizon look at him trying to fight back

[16:56:26] h4/rizon you should try that with that massive one too

[16:56:50] h4/rizon oh nice

[16:56:57] h4/rizon now two bots react to the same sed

[16:57:06] h4/rizon not spammy at all

[16:57:25] h4/rizon ye

[16:58:12] h4/rizon ye same

[16:58:22] h4/rizon Angel still has to pronounce our strike

[16:58:46] h4/rizon well happier

[16:59:10] h4/rizon lol

[16:59:17] h4/rizon Komputer: hasn't been here in a long time

[16:59:43] h4/rizon you cunt

[16:59:48] h4/rizon who is gonna flip my tables now?

[16:59:52] h4/rizon !!!

[17:00:02] h4/rizon I have to agree with her

[17:00:21] h4/rizon Sheep is annoying

[17:00:24] h4/rizon even Mikoolo hate sit

[17:00:26] h4/rizon *hates it

[17:00:37] h4/rizon it did?

[17:00:42] h4/rizon lol AlterEgo_ :D

[17:01:06] h4/rizon he did

[17:01:09] h4/rizon and looked deep into his eyes

[17:01:11] h4/rizon and said

[17:01:15] h4/rizon "Hey, one's not quite right"

[17:01:35] h4/rizon and then he got the story

[17:02:14] h4/rizon can he see invisible people with it?

[17:02:46] h4/rizon who is BrownSyntax?

[17:02:58] h4/rizon ugh

[17:03:01] h4/rizon who activated the trophies?

[17:03:12] h4/rizon pankakes: simmer down, sidechick!

[17:03:46] h4/rizon is there a switch to turn you back off again?

[17:04:24] h4/rizon meh

[17:04:26] h4/rizon I'd say 4/10

[17:04:44] h4/rizon thx

[17:04:47] h4/rizon but I was talking about yours

[17:04:51] h4/rizon hey HelderHeid o/

[17:05:20] h4/rizon ComputerTech

[17:05:26] h4/rizon why isn't Frogorg in here?

[17:05:30] h4/rizon if he isn't

[17:05:38] h4/rizon I have to consider my presence here

[17:07:42] h4/rizon black?

[17:07:47] h4/rizon thought you were cuban immigrant

[17:08:13] h4/rizon so a Blaxican?

[17:08:25] h4/rizon ye

[17:08:41] h4/rizon there was one rapping with delinquent habits

[17:08:43] h4/rizon I think

[17:09:07] h4/rizon Mandingo were those man fights to the death

[17:09:09] h4/rizon were they not?

[17:09:28] h4/rizon irish666: you mean all the shit they're eating?

[17:09:40] h4/rizon he is online

[17:09:42] h4/rizon and not here

[17:09:47] h4/rizon you fucker

[17:12:39] h4/rizon not the weight limit

[17:12:43] h4/rizon but she must have an overflow

[17:14:47] h4/rizon oh my

[17:15:25] h4/rizon Mikoolo:

[17:15:29] h4/rizon stop playing BG3 already

[17:15:35] h4/rizon I still got it installed

[17:15:45] h4/rizon it would be easy for me to play it

[17:15:48] h4/rizon but so time consuming :x

[17:16:17] h4/rizon did you kill the three ogres?

[17:16:28] h4/rizon I sent Lae'zel and convinced them to fight for me

[17:16:32] h4/rizon I can now call them in battle :D

[17:16:47] h4/rizon they are okay with it as long as they get to eat what they kill

[17:17:34] h4/rizon yes

[17:17:38] h4/rizon and now they will eat my enemies

[17:18:06] h4/rizon I mean those were only tieflings, right

[17:18:08] h4/rizon ?

[17:18:22] h4/rizon *had

[17:19:02] h4/rizon wouldn't be surprised if these ogres turn against me when I fight a strong enemy

[17:19:07] h4/rizon BG3 just seems to be that sort of game

[17:19:10] h4/rizon where that can happen

[17:19:14] h4/rizon these fuckers have no loyalty

[17:19:51] h4/rizon did you kick the githyankis ass at the mountain pass?

[17:20:05] h4/rizon oh

[17:20:07] h4/rizon don't fight them :D

[17:26:36] h4/rizon moar

[17:39:43] h4/rizon D:

[17:41:01] h4/rizon you shoud not mention your cat with kuro-cunt around

[17:41:04] h4/rizon he is known to poison them

[17:42:00] h4/rizon no just in general a despicable human being

[17:42:12] h4/rizon also I think he got brain damage

[17:46:08] h4/rizon wow

[17:46:18] h4/rizon are you saying she is a village mattress?

[17:46:40] h4/rizon yes

[17:46:43] h4/rizon and easy

[17:47:10] h4/rizon quick

[17:47:12] h4/rizon choke her

[17:47:40] h4/rizon nope

[17:47:43] h4/rizon private party

[17:47:45] h4/rizon hey

[17:47:47] h4/rizon wtf?

[17:47:55] h4/rizon no

[17:48:05] h4/rizon what's the safe word?

[17:48:11] h4/rizon UNTERSEEBOOT

[17:48:27] h4/rizon but what if I want it harder?

[17:49:15] h4/rizon DONAUDAMPFSCHIFFFAHRT

[17:49:23] h4/rizon yes, we got a word with three Fs

[17:49:44] h4/rizon Fensta: please

[17:49:48] h4/rizon this could not have been shorter

[17:49:57] h4/rizon it describes a boat ride on a steam boat on the river Donau

[17:50:03] h4/rizon DONAU

[17:50:06] h4/rizon DAMPFSCHIFF

[17:50:07] h4/rizon FAHRT

[17:50:11] h4/rizon what the hell is complicaated about that?

[17:50:25] h4/rizon I cut her out of my will

[17:50:27] h4/rizon does that count?

[17:50:40] h4/rizon pff

[17:50:51] h4/rizon your set of teeth won't alow proper german pronounciation anyways

[17:51:32] h4/rizon cut my ass

[17:51:39] h4/rizon submissive?

[17:51:41] h4/rizon meh

[17:51:43] h4/rizon boring

[17:51:59] h4/rizon dude

[17:52:01] h4/rizon guns

[17:52:03] h4/rizon street fight

[17:52:06] h4/rizon fuck off american

[17:52:08] h4/rizon we don't do guns

[17:52:34] h4/rizon so ComputerTech

[17:52:43] h4/rizon man irish666

[17:52:45] h4/rizon I want to run

[17:52:47] h4/rizon but it's all dark outisde

[17:52:50] h4/rizon *outside

[17:52:54] h4/rizon and there is no light in the park

[17:52:59] h4/rizon no

[17:53:03] h4/rizon I want to be able to walk tomorrow :d

[17:53:06] h4/rizon I'd be cool with 3km

[17:53:29] h4/rizon first to kick n1`kwak gets a rare h4 hug

[17:53:40] h4/rizon awww :3

[17:53:49] h4/rizon ye but this one was special

[17:54:06] h4/rizon sucks

[17:54:40] h4/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: please don't attract TheFatherMind with dad jokes

[17:55:01] h4/rizon pankakes: he is submissive himself

[17:55:06] h4/rizon he wants you to talk him down

[17:55:13] h4/rizon like an adult would a child if it didn't get it

[17:55:31] h4/rizon no n1, we don't shit on the floor in here!

[17:55:41] h4/rizon I don't care if all your friends are doing it

[17:55:44] h4/rizon you are NOT doing it

[17:56:09] h4/rizon cuddling for anyone who kicks n1 while flipping him off

[17:58:58] h4/rizon h4

[17:59:01] h4/rizon nice to meet you, gay

[18:01:19] h4/rizon AlterEgo_: but it was a damn fine blowjob

[18:11:05] h4/rizon so ihr Hackfressen

[18:11:11] h4/rizon jetzt geht's erstmal anständig bomben!

[18:11:13] h4/rizon brb

[18:29:32] h4/rizon irish666

[18:29:34] h4/rizon you got a bike yet?

[18:31:47] h4/rizon irish666: 28"

[18:31:52] h4/rizon Gravelbike

[18:31:57] h4/rizon pedal?

[18:32:26] h4/rizon oh

[18:33:10] h4/rizon time for them pushups! FUCK YEAH!

[18:35:12] h4/rizon 181cm

[18:35:18] h4/rizon or almost 6' :D

[18:36:14] h4/rizon large bikes are better

[18:36:20] h4/rizon had a 26" mtb before

[18:36:31] h4/rizon and when I switched from 26" to 29", I got a lot faster :D

[18:36:53] h4/rizon I think that gravel bike is actually 28.5"

[18:37:04] h4/rizon I love it

[18:37:15] h4/rizon did ~3000km or more on it

[18:37:24] h4/rizon only had to change tyres and breaks so far

[18:37:39] h4/rizon one brake

[18:37:45] h4/rizon the rear brake is still original

[18:38:44] h4/rizon 3808km

[18:38:53] h4/rizon that's what I recorded anyways

[18:39:07] h4/rizon so I'd reckon I got 4000km with it

[18:39:24] h4/rizon 6430km with the 29" MTB

[18:43:37] h4/rizon ha :D

[18:43:41] h4/rizon don't get too excited

[18:43:49] h4/rizon I might have a bachelors degree in mechanical engineering

[18:43:53] h4/rizon but I never worked in the field

[18:43:59] h4/rizon and quite frankly, I'm shit at fixing stuff

[18:44:03] h4/rizon not for lack of trying though

[19:06:52] h4/rizon @irish666 │ h4 lol ffs just meant as a bike owner not a tiger tank mech spec

[19:06:58] h4/rizon you wouldn't believe how capable of fucking up I am

[19:07:17] h4/rizon I once bought brand new parts, put new hydraulic oil into my brakes

[19:07:20] h4/rizon forgot to open the fucking thing

[19:07:24] h4/rizon applied more force

[19:07:32] h4/rizon obviously I had everything assembled like an idiot

[19:07:37] h4/rizon and all that oil ran over my new brakes

[19:07:42] h4/rizon sure I can clean the disk

[19:07:56] h4/rizon but to this day there must be oil in that break that keeps ruining my breaks :D

[19:08:03] h4/rizon worst mistake

[19:08:07] h4/rizon still haunts me

[19:09:05] h4/rizon not a disc break

[19:09:08] h4/rizon the disc is fine

[19:09:17] h4/rizon you fucking cunt

[19:09:26] h4/rizon no

[19:09:31] h4/rizon one should not make fun of germans

[19:10:17] h4/rizon how can you call me awful?

[19:10:36] h4/rizon sounds too l33t

[19:10:39] h4/rizon ye

[19:10:45] h4/rizon just the way you and deadly banter :D

[19:11:05] h4/rizon I thought you guys only work like that

[19:11:12] h4/rizon but no

[19:11:17] h4/rizon I called you a cunt because it upset me

[19:11:22] h4/rizon that I obviously confused break and brake

[19:11:26] h4/rizon without even noticing it

[19:11:29] h4/rizon i had to search for it :D

[19:11:39] h4/rizon no I was proper flustered

[19:11:51] h4/rizon oh wow

[19:11:59] h4/rizon my neighbour upstairs just screamed

[19:12:05] h4/rizon "AAAAH, HUÄNSOHN"

[19:12:07] h4/rizon :;D

[19:12:10] h4/rizon I think he plays Fifa again

[19:12:37] h4/rizon it's a way of pronouncing Hurensohn

[19:13:03] h4/rizon probably

[19:13:35] h4/rizon but fifa has denuvo

[19:13:41] h4/rizon and I would not pay a cent for that game

[19:14:02] h4/rizon is there even a crack?

[19:14:10] h4/rizon lets just roll out Fifa 98

[19:14:13] h4/rizon they had indoor matches

[19:14:31] h4/rizon but you could play indoors D:

[19:14:36] h4/rizon also I was 9 at that point

[19:14:52] h4/rizon Giovanni Elber played for Bavaria Munich

[19:15:11] h4/rizon is PES still a thing?

[19:15:18] h4/rizon I remember it got released for PC once

[19:15:20] h4/rizon then never again :D

[19:15:53] h4/rizon they never had the german bundesliga teams iirc

[19:16:23] h4/rizon lol

[19:16:28] h4/rizon I mean

[19:16:31] h4/rizon if it had womens football

[19:16:33] h4/rizon oh

[19:16:35] h4/rizon nvm then :D

[19:17:46] h4/rizon I'm not that old

[19:18:37] h4/rizon yes

[19:23:43] h4/rizon on that note

[19:23:45] h4/rizon .yt barbie girl

[19:23:50] h4/rizon oh rip

[19:27:37] h4/rizon ye

[19:27:41] h4/rizon wait

[19:27:43] h4/rizon you don't?

[20:00:19] h4/rizon if you had high ground

[20:00:41] h4/rizon foxy: but at least you got a remedy then

[20:11:25] h4/rizon got him

[20:59:23] h4/rizon great

[20:59:29] h4/rizon you poisoned him with that heineken crap

[20:59:43] h4/rizon Herr Nemesis <3

[21:05:26] h4/rizon what h4?

[21:05:51] h4/rizon ComputerTech: fix Internets

[21:06:09] h4/rizon great

[21:06:33] h4/rizon not that I recal

[21:06:35] h4/rizon l

[21:07:04] h4/rizon nope

[21:07:28] h4/rizon but the reward for saving the boy is weak

[21:07:39] h4/rizon you can just go around the corner, have someone who can transform into a small animal

[21:07:43] h4/rizon and enter the cave through a tiny hole

[21:07:51] h4/rizon with the children in it

[21:07:58] h4/rizon however I do not know how to proceed

[21:08:05] h4/rizon !bang

[21:08:08] h4/rizon !bang

[21:08:10] h4/rizon !bang

[21:08:11] h4/rizon !bang

[21:08:14] h4/rizon !reload

[21:08:25] h4/rizon yes

[21:08:28] h4/rizon but the kids run away

[21:08:30] h4/rizon D:

[21:08:32] h4/rizon and they seem pissed

[21:08:49] h4/rizon yes

[21:09:46] h4/rizon there is only one hole and it leads into the cave

[21:09:48] h4/rizon nothing special hidden there

[21:10:24] h4/rizon that leads outside of the cave

[21:10:32] h4/rizon the back entrance I told you about

[21:10:40] h4/rizon ComputerTech: fix it or get kicked

[21:10:54] h4/rizon ComputerTech: then suffer the consequences

[21:10:59] h4/rizon right

[21:11:05] h4/rizon it's an API issue on your end thuogh

[21:11:12] h4/rizon invidious uses the same api

[21:11:15] h4/rizon and their shit works flawlessly

[21:11:22] h4/rizon pankakes: he called you bb

[21:11:32] h4/rizon didn't you tell him not to do that?

[21:11:42] h4/rizon oh

[21:11:55] h4/rizon nasty

[21:12:05] h4/rizon nice ComputerTech

[21:12:17] h4/rizon not only let her roll all over you

[21:12:20] h4/rizon she gets to fist you as well?

[21:12:22] h4/rizon my my !

[21:12:37] h4/rizon you have seen her forearm

[21:12:41] h4/rizon your hole will get stretched

[21:12:43] h4/rizon A LOT

[21:13:42] h4/rizon Neo_Nemesis: because two not too smart people interacted

[21:13:46] h4/rizon and then escalated

[21:13:55] h4/rizon what you get is combined stupidity

[21:14:16] h4/rizon careful

[21:14:18] h4/rizon some people licked it

[21:14:34] h4/rizon HA

[21:14:44] h4/rizon don't it me

[21:14:49] h4/rizon you fling

[21:15:10] h4/rizon with your mediocre 2/10 booty

[21:15:40] h4/rizon pankakes: don't mind if you do

[21:15:46] h4/rizon but be prepared

[21:15:49] h4/rizon i am VERY competitive

[21:16:25] h4/rizon Neo_Nemesis: oh that is nice

[21:16:36] h4/rizon wtf?

[21:16:46] h4/rizon Neo_Nemesis: slightly

[21:16:55] h4/rizon it's called DAS DEUTSCHE REICH

[21:17:22] h4/rizon Mikoolo: based

[21:17:32] h4/rizon ComputerTech: feel free to fight back

[21:17:49] h4/rizon ComputerTech: ok paris

[21:18:02] h4/rizon ComputerTech: that was like, totally like paris would talk, like 'like'

[21:18:27] h4/rizon she ate out of them

[21:18:31] h4/rizon now she can't reach the food

[21:18:45] h4/rizon blame the cats why don't you

[21:19:07] h4/rizon Neo_Nemesis: if you cut off their paws

[21:19:10] h4/rizon they can't do it anymore

[21:19:54] h4/rizon haha

[21:19:59] h4/rizon furballs

[21:20:01] h4/rizon out of the wrong end

[21:20:03] h4/rizon :D

[21:20:06] h4/rizon you think she licks her cats too?

[21:20:35] h4/rizon cute

[21:20:43] h4/rizon hey

[21:20:49] h4/rizon Billy gets pussy!

[21:20:55] h4/rizon Neo_Nemesis: why?

[21:21:05] h4/rizon pankakes: simmer down, fling!

[21:21:31] h4/rizon :'(

[21:21:52] h4/rizon Mikoolo: no idea

[21:21:55] h4/rizon haven't played in a month

[21:22:03] h4/rizon pankakes: I got just the thing

[21:22:06] h4/rizon gimme a sec

[21:22:13] h4/rizon where is my smartphone?

[21:23:15] h4/rizon pankakes: https://i.imgur.com/5KSlK4h.gif

[21:23:17] h4/rizon there

[21:23:34] h4/rizon :)

[21:24:13] h4/rizon pankakes: that was my attempt to make you my #1 sidechick again

[21:24:17] h4/rizon I have to admit though

[21:24:21] h4/rizon I did not find this gif on my own

[21:24:25] h4/rizon my niece sent me the gif

[21:24:44] h4/rizon I thought so too :P

[21:26:55] h4/rizon alright I gotta do something else now

[21:26:58] h4/rizon pankakes: see topic

[21:27:05] h4/rizon we are going on strike starting 1st of march

[21:27:11] h4/rizon and part #computertech

[21:27:29] h4/rizon you are welcome to join Ziginox

[21:27:32] h4/rizon we have to show strength

[21:28:10] h4/rizon nice weather irii

[21:28:12] h4/rizon irish666:

[21:28:14] h4/rizon .f

[21:28:59] h4/rizon pankakes: did you know

[21:29:06] h4/rizon some fat people fart involuntarily

[21:29:20] h4/rizon sort of

[21:29:31] h4/rizon me neither

[21:30:06] h4/rizon I don't know

[21:30:09] h4/rizon I was gonna do something else

[21:30:18] h4/rizon and then get my beauty sleep in

[21:30:33] h4/rizon no

[21:30:38] h4/rizon I just got you back as sidechick

[21:30:41] h4/rizon I don't wanna push it

[21:31:06] h4/rizon yes

[21:31:08] h4/rizon thus the cute penguin

[21:31:18] h4/rizon sure

[21:32:23] h4/rizon hahahaha

[21:32:25] h4/rizon :D

[21:32:39] h4/rizon probably moldy under there

[21:34:25] h4/rizon pankakes: https://i.imgur.com/7t0Mlrp.mp4

[21:34:28] h4/rizon I heard you like cows

[21:35:03] h4/rizon pankakes: I can't give away my sources

[21:35:05] h4/rizon sorry

[21:35:47] h4/rizon pankakes: https://i.imgur.com/vy4q6pV.mp4

[21:35:49] h4/rizon look at this

[21:36:07] h4/rizon fixed that

[21:36:45] h4/rizon oh no!

[21:36:47] h4/rizon D:

[21:37:38] h4/rizon pankakes: the next one is gonna be badass

[21:37:41] h4/rizon be prepared

[21:37:57] h4/rizon imgur is still "optimizing" it

[21:38:04] h4/rizon fucking imgur

[21:38:33] h4/rizon https://i.imgur.com/PzjRoXP.mp4

[21:38:36] h4/rizon there pankakes

[21:38:39] h4/rizon absolutely badass

[21:39:44] h4/rizon ok last one before I go

[21:39:46] h4/rizon https://i.imgur.com/ngqlEPg.mp4

[21:39:48] h4/rizon enjoy

[21:41:30] h4/rizon ok, fine, one more!

[21:41:34] h4/rizon https://i.imgur.com/IREz1O0.mp4

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