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Thursday, February 29, 2024

[02:19:19] phonekait/rizon fag: do you have anything I can take at work tomorrow that lets me put up with my coworkers' stupidity and not care, but still be able to function and drive safely?

[02:27:08] phonekait/rizon Hahaha

[02:35:34] phonekait/rizon Loo

[02:35:45] phonekait/rizon It makes me gassy AF and gives me bad heartburn

[14:04:00] phonekait/rizon Penis

[14:05:21] phonekait/rizon wildting2: I could never be kosher

[14:05:30] phonekait/rizon I like bacon

[14:05:39] phonekait/rizon And I like dairy and meat combined sometimes

[14:06:41] phonekait/rizon Meow.

[15:01:47] phonekait/rizon iS HE THOUGH?

[15:02:06] phonekait/rizon DO NOT BLOW THE ComputerTech

[15:02:07] phonekait/rizon EW

[15:02:13] phonekait/rizon you don't know where it's been

[15:28:23] phonekait/rizon ew

[15:28:32] phonekait/rizon ComputerTech: get your gay porn out of here

[16:06:59] phonekait/rizon It's 11AM and I'm already done with my work

[16:07:01] phonekait/rizon \o/

[16:10:17] phonekait/rizon And that's my cue to run away

[17:06:48] phonekait/rizon So now you gotta wank with spit?

[17:06:58] phonekait/rizon Dammit irish

[17:08:47] phonekait/rizon cocoa butter

[17:12:03] phonekait/rizon 0

[17:12:41] phonekait/rizon Kinky

[20:36:42] phonekait/rizon foxy: Take with food

[20:36:47] phonekait/rizon Ulcers are a thing

[20:46:20] phonekait/rizon !bang

[20:46:23] phonekait/rizon !bang

[20:46:25] phonekait/rizon !bang

[20:46:38] phonekait/rizon !bang

[20:46:39] phonekait/rizon rofl

[20:47:09] phonekait/rizon !bang

[20:47:11] phonekait/rizon !bang

[20:47:15] phonekait/rizon !reload

[20:47:17] phonekait/rizon !bang

[20:47:19] phonekait/rizon !bang

[20:47:28] phonekait/rizon Stop shaving your balls and pay attention

[20:47:46] phonekait/rizon For what, no one is gonna see them

[20:48:08] phonekait/rizon Or is it so the sheep don't have to floss?

[20:48:33] phonekait/rizon Since when do you take girls home?

[20:49:16] phonekait/rizon suuuuure'

[20:49:50] phonekait/rizon Lucky for me, Don doesn't care

[20:49:53] phonekait/rizon \o/

[20:50:43] phonekait/rizon If a girl is down for a one night stand, she probably doesn't care about hairy balls

[20:51:15] phonekait/rizon Since when are we normal?

[20:51:18] phonekait/rizon The fuck you on?

[20:51:31] phonekait/rizon Pfffffft

[20:56:05] phonekait/rizon You would know everything about low balls.

[21:03:37] phonekait/rizon Someone kick ComputerTech

[21:04:07] phonekait/rizon .....this is why

[21:04:22] phonekait/rizon End3r:

[21:11:42] phonekait/rizon Ahsoka: that's not where you fist him

[21:11:58] phonekait/rizon If you're gonna fist ComputerTech, you need to fist his asshole

[21:12:16] phonekait/rizon Not anymore it's not

[21:13:25] phonekait/rizon Neo_Nemesis: cause it's irc

[21:13:41] phonekait/rizon Where's my ice cream?

[21:14:19] phonekait/rizon You get deez, ComputerTech

[21:16:16] phonekait/rizon Is it 5pm yet?

[21:16:29] phonekait/rizon Not here it isn't :(

[21:17:15] phonekait/rizon You're a big shit

[21:17:54] phonekait/rizon ComputerTech: fucks given are less than zero

[21:18:19] phonekait/rizon foxy: now you know why I had to get garbage cans that require opposable thumbs

[21:18:32] phonekait/rizon My furry shits like meat wrappers.

[21:19:12] phonekait/rizon Mikoolo: their vet says it's normal

[21:19:42] phonekait/rizon Neo_Nemesis: Container Store has some good containers requiring opposable thumbs.

[21:19:59] phonekait/rizon They are. Their pointy ears tell me so

[21:20:00] phonekait/rizon :p

[21:20:37] phonekait/rizon Ew

[21:21:39] phonekait/rizon Oh, a one sided lovers quarrel?

[21:24:01] phonekait/rizon Mikoolo: I don't go to gun ranges

[21:24:07] phonekait/rizon Weird ass people there

[21:24:31] phonekait/rizon I don't own a gun

[21:24:42] phonekait/rizon Least not one that causes harm.

[21:24:51] phonekait/rizon I have water guns and nerf guns

[21:24:52] phonekait/rizon No

[21:25:09] phonekait/rizon No

[21:25:20] phonekait/rizon Nope

[21:25:31] phonekait/rizon Nope

[21:25:47] phonekait/rizon I don't see the need for one.

[21:26:02] phonekait/rizon No firearms in my house or in my possession.

[21:26:13] phonekait/rizon No

[21:26:18] phonekait/rizon Just don't want one.

[21:26:53] phonekait/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/L8allcGS/1000003347.jpg

[21:27:48] phonekait/rizon Awww

[21:27:57] phonekait/rizon My house skunk is cuter though, sorry Mikoolo

[21:28:30] phonekait/rizon He does have a weapon of ASS destruction

[21:28:37] phonekait/rizon Too bad I can't control when it fires

[21:31:50] phonekait/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/44yiSVlF/IMG_20240229_163136.jpg

[21:32:14] phonekait/rizon Window leak

[21:32:18] phonekait/rizon Was fixed recentlt

[21:32:22] phonekait/rizon Recently*

[21:32:28] phonekait/rizon It spread from the window

[21:32:47] phonekait/rizon Old Victorian house, no idea.

[21:32:58] phonekait/rizon Gonna be touching up the house this summer hopefully

[21:34:04] phonekait/rizon !bang

[21:34:13] phonekait/rizon Awwww

[21:34:21] phonekait/rizon No, pussies

[21:35:50] phonekait/rizon lol

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