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Saturday, March 2, 2024

[02:29:36] fifel/rizon peorth was born on the 29th of February 1902

[03:51:13] fifel/rizon hot. pot. in your butt. I said hot. pot. in your butt.

[14:27:41] fifel/rizon can[t fucken sleep

[14:29:00] fifel/rizon I know something about cheeses.

[14:31:16] fifel/rizon cunt bombs?

[14:32:05] fifel/rizon I don’t use the M— word

[14:33:15] fifel/rizon mate and cunt are interchangeable. But if you use the *meaning* mate, it is via irony a horrible insult. And if you use the word cunt, you obviously mean it as an expression of power and grippyness.

[14:33:23] fifel/rizon What kind of culture thinks that cunts are bad?

[14:33:58] fifel/rizon wez: Yeah, but to protect the foreigner, someone not fluent in Australian should *never* use “mate”

[14:35:07] fifel/rizon One ball is enough.

[14:36:17] fifel/rizon Syndus: I have one testicle, I am saying that it is a very nice testicle in Australian.

[14:37:19] fifel/rizon Nah cunt, we’re not mocking youse, youse is just fine.

[14:38:06] fifel/rizon I don’t kill people’s dads. <unzips>

[14:38:11] fifel/rizon I become them.

[14:38:24] fifel/rizon “I becum your dad.”

[14:38:31] fifel/rizon I bet your coworkers love it

[14:41:29] fifel/rizon Anyone remember the bit in little red ridinghood where the speaking virgin clitoris asks grandmother what a big cock she has?

[14:42:44] fifel/rizon wez: That’s pretty implicitly what the “eating” is

[14:42:56] fifel/rizon Dude, what else has a bright red hood on a 16 year old?

[14:51:09] fifel/rizon nice one punchy

[14:51:22] fifel/rizon And the best thing is they’re both legal to fuck

[14:51:33] fifel/rizon well, as long as she’s still breathing.

[14:52:25] fifel/rizon Pro-tip: if you humanely kill the dog, its just meat. And it isn’t illegal to fuck meat.

[14:53:11] fifel/rizon You’re going to look at butchers different now.

[14:54:27] fifel/rizon Let the stir fry cool down first.

[14:57:50] fifel/rizon And that’s the special sauce.

[15:15:08] fifel/rizon I wish I respected fifel.

[15:15:21] fifel/rizon I used to be full of hope and dream.

[15:15:37] fifel/rizon I’m still in recovery

[15:18:17] fifel/rizon Good luck! I’ve had ear and throat pain for a few days, but no other symptoms.

[15:19:19] fifel/rizon I don’t think so

[15:22:55] fifel/rizon You just forget the body

[15:32:56] fifel/rizon I’m not having sex with general geographical concepts, again.

[15:33:47] fifel/rizon But the Rheinland was so *moist*

[15:34:15] fifel/rizon irish666: Dagestan?

[15:34:33] fifel/rizon Dagestan is pretty enticing.

[15:35:29] fifel/rizon Mikoolo: Georgia is also pretty common. Chechnya less so.

[15:35:53] fifel/rizon grungebarbie: In Yugoslavia the mens would fuck the earths to make it fertile.

[15:37:42] fifel/rizon No no no, lakes and earthclits

[15:38:06] fifel/rizon grungebarbie: Its Uluru. That’s why you shouldn’t unlawfully climb on it

[15:42:37] fifel/rizon come on feel the noise. come on girls and boys.

[15:49:29] fifel/rizon can you all just show videos of your faces while you get your genitals waxed?

[15:49:36] fifel/rizon everyone in the channel. *especially* the bots.

[15:49:55] fifel/rizon phish: I was trying to help you wank.

[15:53:43] fifel/rizon Once you’ve drank the mindflayer potion you won’t remember if there’s a mindflayer potion.

[16:02:21] fifel/rizon Just Bee yourself

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