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[00:12:00] + DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:15:03] ~ Peorth !bang

[00:15:03] + DuckHunt Peorth > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra ammo clip !

[00:15:03] + DuckHunt Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3mn3.187s, which makes you a total of 572 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[00:15:04] ~ Peorth !shop 1

[00:15:06] + DuckHunt Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.

[00:15:08] ~ Peorth !duckstats

[00:15:18] ~ Peorth !topduck

[00:15:20] + DuckHunt The top duck(s) are: peorth with 3623 xp | gentoo with 3004 xp | linuxuser with 1862 xp | piba with 822 xp | phonekait with 790 xp

[00:15:22] @ nR [technet] <gizmo> [Ducks] Peorth/rizon has befriended 0 and trapped 0 ducks (0/0 in #computertech)

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[00:18:13] xEmperorEmber Hello.

[00:18:24] + CoolKevin Hello

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[00:19:13] xEmperorEmber Hi CoolKevin.

[00:19:22] xEmperorEmber 10 Chat windows open, you're the winner.

[00:19:29] xEmperorEmber Sent Hello to each.

[00:19:31] + CoolKevin thank you

[00:19:35] + CoolKevin lol

[00:19:37] xEmperorEmber lol

[00:19:44] xEmperorEmber A/S/L

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[00:19:55] + CoolKevin ?

[00:19:55] xEmperorEmber (yeah, I just did that... lmfao)

[00:20:01] xEmperorEmber Oh...

[00:20:16] xEmperorEmber Well, this just got awkward.

[00:20:23] xEmperorEmber Age/Sex/Location

[00:20:30] xEmperorEmber I pretty sure I can deduce the sex part.

[00:20:30] + CoolKevin if anyone asl me I will never say

[00:20:36] xEmperorEmber HAHAHA

[00:20:39] xEmperorEmber Nice.

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[00:20:54] xEmperorEmber Alright, fair enough.

[00:20:59] + CoolKevin I am a 14 female on the moon

[00:21:13] + CoolKevin does that help

[00:21:25] xEmperorEmber I'm going to pause this conversation and say... "no."

[00:21:31] xEmperorEmber "No, that does not help."

[00:21:32] + CoolKevin lol

[00:21:34] xEmperorEmber lol

[00:21:47] xEmperorEmber But, if that's your kink, Kevin...

[00:21:49] xEmperorEmber I mean...

[00:21:55] + CoolKevin I am a Lunar girl

[00:22:01] xEmperorEmber I'm sure there is someone on MIRC to oblige.

[00:22:07] + CoolKevin lol

[00:22:09] xEmperorEmber Grrl.

[00:22:25] xEmperorEmber I am literally here to not explode.

[00:22:36] xEmperorEmber So brace yourself, that in mind.

[00:22:40] + CoolKevin cool

[00:22:55] xEmperorEmber Like... we're talking straight trauma dump.

[00:22:58] + CoolKevin I will just chill

[00:23:15] xEmperorEmber That's exactly the right response, lol.

[00:23:21] xEmperorEmber I need someone chill AF.

[00:23:39] + CoolKevin cool

[00:23:57] * xEmperorEmber takes a breath

[00:24:09] xEmperorEmber hahaha... that still works. Wow.

[00:24:35] + CoolKevin sit back and relax and let the penis do the exploding

[00:25:07] xEmperorEmber So... wife got leukemia. Wife cheated from hospital bed 9 months in. Wife accused me of cheating (never did). Wife hits me and daughter. Leave wife. Now I am dating a 20 year old college student on a track scholarship.

[00:25:11] xEmperorEmber I am 38.

[00:25:19] xEmperorEmber My life, is a mess.

[00:25:46] + CoolKevin wow

[00:25:51] + CoolKevin good luck

[00:25:59] owenambro Hey if you're dating a college student your life is not a mess

[00:26:04] xEmperorEmber Daughter gets sent to live with someone out of state. Daughter says "mom says if I talk to you, she takes all my shit away."

[00:26:18] xEmperorEmber Now... no wife, no daughter. Just 20 year old track athlete.

[00:26:32] xEmperorEmber @owenambro - Thanks, noted.

[00:26:41] xEmperorEmber She is... absurdly hot.

[00:26:54] xEmperorEmber Like.. fuck...

[00:27:03] owenambro There's an expression for situations like this

[00:27:07] xEmperorEmber Okay, I left the busy city I live in, and rented a place 5 minutes from her campus.

[00:27:12] xEmperorEmber Half her clothes are here.

[00:27:21] xEmperorEmber Toothbrush, the works.

[00:27:51] xEmperorEmber She is 120, 5'4, solid muscle. Six pack. Everything my ex could never be.

[00:27:56] Kuro-chan appreciate that you have someone in your life. That can't be said for a LOT of people

[00:28:14] xEmperorEmber But... I just have this whole... "I'm am taking advantage of her." thing happening.

[00:28:16] + CoolKevin yes I am alone

[00:28:36] * Billy is now known as Billy-DEAD

[00:28:45] + CoolKevin and you come to irc to solve the problem

[00:28:56] owenambro You're not taking advantage of her

[00:28:56] xEmperorEmber She wants to party. 22nd, that's a halloween party. Had her costumes (yes, multiple: sexy nurse, or french maid) delivered to my PO BOX.

[00:29:22] Kuro-chan so much for a surprise

[00:29:28] + CoolKevin I would like her posted to me

[00:29:31] xEmperorEmber I just applied for a job in this shit hole city that pays $60k, and they are on my dick. 1st interview and it is time to meet the team and take a tour next week.

[00:29:34] owenambro She's an adult who can make her own choices. If she wants to be dating a divorcee that's her prerogative

[00:29:51] xEmperorEmber I DO COME TO IRC TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM.

[00:30:01] xEmperorEmber Surprise ruined?

[00:30:06] owenambro The problem is your daughter situation

[00:30:09] * Billy-DEAD is now known as reserection

[00:30:10] * reserection is now known as Billy

[00:30:13] xEmperorEmber Thank you Owen.

[00:30:20] owenambro That's not a relationship you want to lose

[00:30:22] + CoolKevin I am with you owenambro

[00:30:34] xEmperorEmber Everything feels pointless.

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[00:30:51] xEmperorEmber I'm pushing on a taught 20 year old with the tightest damn.. uh hummm.. I've ever felt.

[00:30:55] xEmperorEmber And it means nothing.

[00:31:08] xEmperorEmber My life is shit.

[00:31:15] + CoolKevin assuming you have contact with her, keep that contact going

[00:31:23] owenambro They say the best argument against a nihilist is to kill them

[00:31:35] xEmperorEmber Well, I did have contact, through discord, but she broke it off because she got threatened by mom.

[00:31:43] xEmperorEmber LMFAO@OWEN

[00:31:50] owenambro How old is your daughter?

[00:31:54] xEmperorEmber Or, bowling?

[00:32:02] xEmperorEmber She is 16.

[00:32:12] + Ahsoka Now watching Zombeavers with my irl friends, no its not a movie about zombie vaginas

[00:32:26] xEmperorEmber Props to Ahsoka.

[00:32:27] + CoolKevin wow I was thinking she was 10

[00:32:33] xEmperorEmber No, 16.

[00:32:40] xEmperorEmber lol

[00:32:49] + CoolKevin a 16 yo will know of a work around

[00:32:50] xEmperorEmber Yeah, real shit, homie.

[00:32:56] owenambro Well, do you have any custody?

[00:33:05] owenambro What did you get out of the divorce

[00:33:08] xEmperorEmber Man, I'd like to think so, but IDK, Mom is scary.

[00:33:47] xEmperorEmber I got shit. No divorce. Common Law. If we did a divorce, I would take the house defacto, but I want ex to have it. She is recovering from Leukemia and a brain aneurysm that made her.. ummmm... violent.

[00:34:09] xEmperorEmber So, I COULD divorce, or I could just pretend like we were never married.

[00:34:13] * Ahsoka props back

[00:34:16] xEmperorEmber I am opting for the latter for her benefit.

[00:34:33] Kuro-chan Despite everything she put you through. good for you.

[00:34:57] xEmperorEmber You don't know the half of it. FR.

[00:35:01] + Ahsoka I have seen this movie before but my irl friends haven't

[00:35:25] owenambro What's this common law thing?

[00:35:34] owenambro I don't think we have that in the states

[00:35:44] xEmperorEmber Common law is where you live with someone, share bills, and so by law, your married.

[00:35:56] xEmperorEmber But, if you separate, and no one makes a fuss... well, then that's okay, too.

[00:36:06] xEmperorEmber Oh, I'm in the states.

[00:36:17] xEmperorEmber Texas, specifically. Common law is a thing.

[00:36:29] owenambro Oh, so you guys never applied for a marriage license?

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[00:37:07] xEmperorEmber No, we didn't. She was married before and the guy raped and beat her, held her against her will, etc. Kinda turned her off to the idea of marriage? IDK...

[00:37:21] + CoolKevin wow

[00:37:22] xEmperorEmber I asked several times, especially after the leukemia. I offered to put her on my insurance.

[00:37:31] xEmperorEmber But she still declined.

[00:37:41] xEmperorEmber Met her in 6th grade, btw.

[00:37:44] xEmperorEmber lol

[00:38:00] + CoolKevin how old is 6th grade

[00:38:03] Kuro-chan I don't know anyone from my elementary, high school or college days anymore

[00:38:04] xEmperorEmber She is a recovering heroin addict. She was 10 years clean, till the surgeries.

[00:38:08] owenambro Like 12

[00:38:16] xEmperorEmber Yeah, 11... 12.

[00:38:20] xEmperorEmber I was 11, she was 12.

[00:39:04] xEmperorEmber We liked each other, started dating fr 10th grade. She was my first (I was her.... 3rd?) and then I dumped her because she kept sucking cock for weed.

[00:39:39] owenambro That should have been your red flag that she was not marriage material

[00:39:47] xEmperorEmber Fast forward 5 years later, she's a strung out heroin addict asking for help. I dump my super stable librarian girlfriend who is ridiculously hot that I've been dating for nearly 7 years, and move back to her. Give her a house, etc.

[00:40:02] xEmperorEmber OWEN...

[00:40:02] owenambro https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg

[00:40:03] + YT-info YouTube » Hot Crazy Matrix A Man's Guide to Women - ORIGINAL (07:06) · by James Yeager on 2019-02-01 · ↑38,474 · 2,447,093 views

[00:40:30] xEmperorEmber Yes... Things I know now. But I was in DISNEY love, okay?

[00:40:56] + toni du hast sie gefickt

[00:41:00] + CoolKevin yes that happens

[00:41:13] + CoolKevin toni, ?

[00:41:18] + toni :)

[00:41:22] xEmperorEmber Anyway... She gets sick. She starts talking to her ex because I'm not there enough at her hospital bed. YK, too busy running the household, taking care of the kid, cooking, cleaning, shopping, and researching cancer.

[00:41:50] xEmperorEmber Then her doctors told me because our house was old, we should remodel to renovate for any mold. Well, I did that with my daughter. we stripped that house to the fucking timbers.

[00:41:59] xEmperorEmber And rebuilt it back up from scratch.

[00:42:08] xEmperorEmber And the whole time... she was fucking chatting her ex.

[00:42:10] + CoolKevin wow

[00:42:32] owenambro Betrayal

[00:42:36] xEmperorEmber Ultimate.

[00:42:39] + CoolKevin more patience than me

[00:42:51] xEmperorEmber Well, she had never hit me before.

[00:43:01] + CoolKevin I have to take my hat of to you

[00:43:13] xEmperorEmber But fathers day, before the cancer was diagnosed, she beat the shit out of me because I was crying about my dad dying a month before.

[00:43:20] xEmperorEmber She laughed in my face and called me a little bitch.

[00:43:36] xEmperorEmber Never had physical violence in our relationship before that. I knew something was wrong.

[00:43:39] Kuro-chan that's ... very sad

[00:44:15] xEmperorEmber Turns out it was her drinking too much (subbing the heroin) and having an aneurysm, plus the leukemia stopped her from clotting, so when she drank (heavily) she just bled on her brain.

[00:44:16] + CoolKevin I will admit I would not have been able to stay

[00:44:38] xEmperorEmber I stayed because... kid, and knowing her for so long.

[00:45:03] xEmperorEmber To be honest, when she beat me bloody in June, I was leaving. I got a storage unit, another bank account, I was making that slow exit.

[00:45:05] xEmperorEmber NOW.

[00:45:14] + toni du musst sie wieder schwängern

[00:45:17] xEmperorEmber Believe it or not, she was diagnosed on my fucking birthday.

[00:45:35] + CoolKevin still no idea toni

[00:45:44] Kuro-chan birthdays are a weird thing to beat the odds on

[00:45:55] Kuro-chan with me, I was born on what is statistically the worst day of the year

[00:46:03] xEmperorEmber Which was the week that I was going to leave. Her and I had a few drinks. And she started to collapse and couldn't see. Took her to Urgent Care. They pulled her blood, said she needed a transfusion but wouldn't say why. She was in the hospital that night.

[00:46:11] xEmperorEmber m5b sub variant.

[00:46:12] + CoolKevin Christmas day?

[00:46:29] xEmperorEmber LOL@CoolKevin

[00:46:36] xEmperorEmber Shit... this feels so good.

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[00:46:41] xEmperorEmber To be able to vent.

[00:46:54] xEmperorEmber Wait, does that mean Owen bailed?

[00:47:00] xEmperorEmber That makes me sad.

[00:47:10] xEmperorEmber Anyway, this is all 100% true.

[00:47:16] xEmperorEmber It's fucking awful.

[00:47:24] + CoolKevin just lost connection on a time out

[00:47:32] xEmperorEmber So... anyway, 6 months on. This 20 year old is amazingly hot.

[00:47:47] xEmperorEmber I have moved away from my old city, and I commute 4 hours round trip daily for my old job.

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[00:48:06] xEmperorEmber I just interviewed today for a new position 2 minutes from my new apartment, and 5 minutes from her campus.

[00:48:19] owenambro Nice

[00:48:23] xEmperorEmber Before the apartment, I was sleeping in a tent in a state park.

[00:48:29] xEmperorEmber I met this girl on reddit.

[00:48:31] owenambro Not nice

[00:48:40] owenambro Which sub?

[00:48:54] * LimitServ set mode +l 169

[00:48:54] xEmperorEmber Her parents own 3 houses. I don't know what the first one is worth, but the last to are north of 5 million combined.

[00:49:26] xEmperorEmber She drafted this fake ass letter saying she got a scholarship to this college, and passed it on to her parents, but she only had the money to cover one semester.

[00:49:40] xEmperorEmber I think she is using me to cover the second semester. IDK if this is love, gentlemen.

[00:49:48] xEmperorEmber In fact... she may be cheating on me regularly.

[00:49:55] xEmperorEmber I have no real way of knowing.

[00:50:08] xEmperorEmber BUT... she has given me around $3,000 to get on my feet.

[00:50:27] xEmperorEmber So... does it matter if she is cheating if I get that money and she still hands me her body, and we have a nice time together?

[00:50:33] owenambro If she's been giving you money why would she be depending on you to pay for school

[00:50:33] xEmperorEmber Am I asking for too much>

[00:50:36] xEmperorEmber ?

[00:50:45] xEmperorEmber Because all she had was $3k.

[00:50:51] xEmperorEmber School is $8k per semester.

[00:51:00] owenambro I think you are expecting her to be cheating because of your past experiences

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[00:51:20] xEmperorEmber I had NOTHING, but she knew I could land a job making bank, and she knew I could pull my retirement fund from my current job valuated around $20k, which I am working on doing.

[00:51:27] + CoolKevin and her parents have 2 houses worth over 5 mill

[00:51:29] xEmperorEmber brb. One second. HAVE TO PEE.

[00:51:54] owenambro Why wouldn't her parents just pay her tuition

[00:52:17] + CoolKevin I am thinking that

[00:54:32] xEmperorEmber Her parents think she was awarded a scholarship. They are SUPER strict. She made a hoax saying that this college would pay for everything just so she could get out of their house and live in a dorm.

[00:54:43] xEmperorEmber To experience some freedom. They are very controlling.

[00:54:51] xEmperorEmber NONE of this is bullshit.

[00:54:56] xEmperorEmber I swear. ONG.

[00:55:07] + CoolKevin ong?

[00:55:10] owenambro She is aware she's an adult right?

[00:55:14] owenambro On god

[00:55:17] xEmperorEmber On God.

[00:55:24] xEmperorEmber Thanks Owen.

[00:55:34] owenambro Np

[00:55:38] + CoolKevin thank you

[00:55:39] xEmperorEmber Dude, yeah, but think about it... You live in a 2 million dollar house.

[00:55:46] xEmperorEmber When you gonna give that up>

[00:55:47] xEmperorEmber ?

[00:55:50] xEmperorEmber And a nice car?

[00:56:07] xEmperorEmber Yeah, she isn't going to break with that.

[00:56:14] xEmperorEmber Are you guys ready for the green log?

[00:56:19] xEmperorEmber (back to the future 3 reference)

[00:56:24] xEmperorEmber ...or was it a red log

[00:56:25] xEmperorEmber ?

[00:56:30] xEmperorEmber THE FINAL LOG.

[00:56:39] + CoolKevin never saw any of the films

[00:56:39] owenambro Logs

[00:56:50] xEmperorEmber JESUS KEVIN

[00:56:52] xEmperorEmber Neither has she.

[00:56:58] xEmperorEmber I am making her watch them all.

[00:57:00] xEmperorEmber Kevin is 24.

[00:57:04] + CoolKevin no not Jesus

[00:57:11] owenambro In the third part they were in a train, and had special logs to throw in the boiler marked by different heat levels

[00:57:12] + CoolKevin I wish

[00:57:18] xEmperorEmber YES OWEN.

[00:57:20] xEmperorEmber Thank you.

[00:57:28] xEmperorEmber So she is black. Nigerian Black.

[00:57:33] xEmperorEmber I am white.

[00:57:36] xEmperorEmber Her parents are racist.

[00:57:50] owenambro I like black women

[00:58:02] xEmperorEmber This relationship can never go anywhere. She has literally cried asking me to cum in her to have a kid, and to marry her.

[00:58:03] + CoolKevin that is fair

[00:58:18] xEmperorEmber OMG...If I were less modest, I would share a picture.

[00:58:34] xEmperorEmber She literally is the most amazing woman I have ever had the honor of.. uh hummm.

[00:58:47] xEmperorEmber Like, half the time I'm just thinking it's not real.

[00:58:54] owenambro Why can't the relationship go anywhere?

[00:58:54] xEmperorEmber Anyway, beyond that.

[00:58:55] + CoolKevin we cannot judge here

[00:59:00] + DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:59:08] xEmperorEmber Well, because she's on that parent dollar.

[00:59:15] + CoolKevin but I am sure we all wish you the best

[00:59:16] Phoenix !bang

[00:59:16] + DuckHunt Phoenix > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3

[00:59:20] Phoenix !reload

[00:59:20] + DuckHunt Phoenix > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3

[00:59:22] Phoenix !bang

[00:59:23] + DuckHunt Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 22.646s, which makes you a total of 114 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[00:59:34] xEmperorEmber And she is afraid if they find out that she is dating a man 18 years older that is WHITE she will be cut off, and kicked out of the family.

[00:59:37] xEmperorEmber TBH, she probably would be.

[01:00:07] + CoolKevin the way I see it

[01:00:13] owenambro !reload

[01:00:14] + DuckHunt owenambro > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[01:00:22] + CoolKevin she wants your kid

[01:00:25] xEmperorEmber So, I think I fucked up tonight. Shit, I think I have fucked up a lot. The other day, she said she shot pool with a guy and got his snap.

[01:00:58] xEmperorEmber And was going to ask him to shoot pool again. I freaked out. Called it cheating. Asked if she'd like it if I went and did shit one on one with someone of the opposite sex.

[01:01:01] + CoolKevin what is got his snap

[01:01:14] owenambro Snapchat

[01:01:14] xEmperorEmber She said no, and then she was all like "I Am just making friends."

[01:01:21] xEmperorEmber IDK, maybe it's a generational thing?

[01:01:29] owenambro Yeah you went too intense

[01:01:36] xEmperorEmber To me... you DM someone and talk about meeting one on one that's a date.

[01:01:43] xEmperorEmber You think so Owen?

[01:01:43] + CoolKevin thank you

[01:01:59] xEmperorEmber Can I ask how old you are?

[01:02:00] xEmperorEmber Owne?

[01:02:02] xEmperorEmber Owen?

[01:02:47] xEmperorEmber Not that any answer invalidates your opinions and suggestions, but like Orwell... some are more valid than others.

[01:02:50] xEmperorEmber #animalfarm

[01:03:38] xEmperorEmber Also, her and I have been exclusive for about 4 months.

[01:03:38] owenambro I don't think so and I'm 20

[01:03:53] xEmperorEmber Alright. You are 20. I am 38.

[01:03:55] xEmperorEmber I fucked up.

[01:03:57] + CoolKevin wow owenambro

[01:04:01] xEmperorEmber Hands down.

[01:04:11] owenambro Just call her and apologize

[01:04:17] xEmperorEmber So Owen, you would be cool with your lady going out with another guy?

[01:04:22] xEmperorEmber One on one, to shoot pool?

[01:04:25] owenambro She'll understand, since you've been cheated on before

[01:04:30] xEmperorEmber In the dorms common area?

[01:04:36] owenambro As long as it isn't strip pool

[01:04:40] + CoolKevin I would never have come up with that as a 20yo

[01:04:47] xEmperorEmber I already did apologize, and she did understand.

[01:05:03] xEmperorEmber LIKE... I don't fucking get why she keeps giving me chances.

[01:05:11] owenambro Then stop worrying about it man

[01:05:17] xEmperorEmber Owen, speak.

[01:05:20] xEmperorEmber I am listening.

[01:05:28] xEmperorEmber Alright, I need to go with it, right?

[01:05:36] xEmperorEmber Let her stay out till 2 AM and not sweat it.

[01:05:40] + CoolKevin he saying you need to chill out more

[01:05:50] xEmperorEmber I think you guys are right.

[01:06:03] xEmperorEmber Okay... I WAS CHILL AF.... guys, I was.

[01:06:10] xEmperorEmber Then something happened like 3 weeks ago.

[01:06:17] xEmperorEmber May I?

[01:06:19] xEmperorEmber Thanks...

[01:06:27] owenambro She's in college she's going to want to have friends. Just don't have her go to parties alone

[01:06:41] xEmperorEmber So... before the apartment, I have her in this scuzzy hotel, pushing on her. She likes to be treated like a slut, IDK how to do that and be comfortable.

[01:06:44] + CoolKevin go with her

[01:06:52] xEmperorEmber So we start looking through her phone at guys she's sexted on reddit.

[01:06:58] xEmperorEmber (BTW, I AM HER SECOND).

[01:07:34] xEmperorEmber And I have her watch this video over and over of a guy finishing on his chest because it's someone she used to chat. I am just trying to cathc the "slut vibe" so I can satisfy her.

[01:07:39] xEmperorEmber Anyway... SHE SAYS...

[01:07:52] xEmperorEmber "We can call him on discord right now and have him watch.

[01:07:54] xEmperorEmber "

[01:08:02] Dr_DICK Holy wall of text

[01:08:06] xEmperorEmber I'm like.. "UHHHHH... Are there rammifactions? how close were you guys?

[01:08:09] xEmperorEmber "

[01:08:26] xEmperorEmber And before she answers, she is masturbating in front of this guy.

[01:08:28] owenambro Why are you bringing other dudes into it!

[01:08:36] xEmperorEmber Then before I know it, I'm taking her in front of him.

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[01:08:42] owenambro That's not what she means when she says treat her like a slut

[01:08:48] xEmperorEmber BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO BE TREATED LIKE A SLUT.

[01:08:53] + CoolKevin she needs the chatter channel

[01:08:56] xEmperorEmber So... lol

[01:09:02] xEmperorEmber That's what happened.

[01:09:10] + CoolKevin I have heard of this before

[01:09:10] xEmperorEmber I fake orgasm.

[01:09:13] xEmperorEmber And leave.

[01:09:18] xEmperorEmber And she is on the bed, him and her.

[01:09:27] xEmperorEmber So she has to finish for him. She's a squirter.

[01:09:29] owenambro Chatter is fun but pk is crazy

[01:09:30] xEmperorEmber So...

[01:09:31] xEmperorEmber Fuck.

[01:09:34] + CoolKevin I could not handle that

[01:09:45] xEmperorEmber Her and I are making eye contact the whole time, and I know that she knows that she can't get there.

[01:10:12] xEmperorEmber That she isn't comfortable. She only ever showed this guy her tits. She hates the idea of people seeing her.... uhummm on camera over the internet.

[01:10:32] xEmperorEmber So... I'm about to start laughing outloud and ruin everything because I can read her face.

[01:10:44] + CoolKevin that has confused me

[01:10:55] xEmperorEmber So I leave to the hotel bathroom. When I come back, she's pissing on everything.

[01:11:06] xEmperorEmber This guy thinks it's legit.

[01:11:08] owenambro What

[01:11:08] xEmperorEmber We end the call.

[01:11:16] + CoolKevin that sounds like nerdyfairy

[01:11:17] xEmperorEmber She says "I feel bad. I didn't like t hat."

[01:11:27] xEmperorEmber I'm like... "Why did you do it?"

[01:11:43] xEmperorEmber "Because I thought you wanted it, you were putting the video in my face, I thought you wanted it."

[01:11:44] + CoolKevin I do understand that

[01:11:50] + CoolKevin it is a fetish

[01:12:00] xEmperorEmber I'm like..."I just wanted to find a way to treat you like a slut that I felt i could roll with."

[01:12:15] xEmperorEmber "that meant having you review other guys you fucked around with while I was in you."

[01:12:24] xEmperorEmber She's like..."FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK."

[01:12:27] xEmperorEmber I'm like....

[01:12:35] xEmperorEmber "FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK."

[01:12:43] xEmperorEmber we realize neither one of us wanted that.

[01:12:45] + CoolKevin walk hand in hand with her in a tiny miniskirt and on panties

[01:12:48] xEmperorEmber But... TOO LATE>

[01:12:51] xEmperorEmber SINCE THEN

[01:12:56] xEmperorEmber I HAVE BEEN INSECURE.

[01:13:14] xEmperorEmber Before that, IDGAF what she did at college in her dorms.

[01:13:31] + CoolKevin IDGAF?

[01:13:49] owenambro I don't give a fuck

[01:14:00] + CoolKevin thank you

[01:14:07] owenambro Coolkevin is English your second language

[01:14:21] + CoolKevin no I am English

[01:14:39] xEmperorEmber So, yeah, now I am all self conscious.

[01:14:43] xEmperorEmber TO ADD TO IT ALL

[01:14:56] xEmperorEmber All the stress over the past year has my blood pressure at 190/120.

[01:15:00] xEmperorEmber That's stroke levele.

[01:15:00] + DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:15:07] + CoolKevin yes I got it now, you need to know what makes her all horny

[01:15:10] xEmperorEmber I'm going to die fucking her, I swear to god.

[01:15:16] + CoolKevin !bang

[01:15:16] + DuckHunt CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 15.862s, which makes you a total of 123 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:15:22] owenambro !bang

[01:15:22] + DuckHunt owenambro > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[01:15:37] + CoolKevin !shop 1

[01:15:37] xEmperorEmber I'm starting to wonder after that last sentence if english IS Kevin's first language.

[01:15:39] + DuckHunt CoolKevin > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.

[01:15:47] owenambro !shop

[01:15:50] xEmperorEmber It's okay, bro. You can come out of the multilingual closet. I got you.

[01:15:59] owenambro !shop 5

[01:16:01] + DuckHunt owenambro > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.

[01:16:08] owenambro :(

[01:16:32] + CoolKevin I live in England, I was born in London, and live there all my life until last year

[01:17:01] owenambro Yeah but you have a shocking lack of understanding of English phrases and cultural works

[01:17:08] + CoolKevin and no live in the middle of nowhere

[01:17:44] + CoolKevin those phrases are web phrases

[01:18:12] owenambro I guess, but unless if you're a senior citizen you should know them

[01:19:01] + CoolKevin or resided on a channel where it did not exist

[01:19:04] xEmperorEmber I'm back.. sorry, she texted.

[01:19:24] xEmperorEmber We're talking about charcuterie boards.

[01:19:26] xEmperorEmber FML.

[01:19:30] + CoolKevin talk to her about your fetishes

[01:19:43] xEmperorEmber I don't have any, Kevin.

[01:19:48] xEmperorEmber She's tried to find them.

[01:19:57] xEmperorEmber She's threatened my butthole.

[01:19:58] + CoolKevin serving her is one

[01:20:03] xEmperorEmber I don't think I have one.

[01:20:04] xEmperorEmber YES.

[01:20:09] xEmperorEmber SERVING HER IS ONE.

[01:20:12] xEmperorEmber Good call.

[01:20:18] xEmperorEmber I fucking worship that body.

[01:20:21] + CoolKevin you are submissive

[01:20:25] xEmperorEmber And her, as a person.

[01:20:30] xEmperorEmber Well, she is a sub, too.

[01:20:35] xEmperorEmber That's the problem.

[01:20:40] xEmperorEmber Double sub...

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[01:20:40] * Rizon set mode +o sushi-chan

[01:20:43] + CoolKevin yes I know

[01:20:45] sushi-chan hey

[01:20:51] + CoolKevin Hello sushi-chan

[01:20:53] xEmperorEmber Insight, Sushi?

[01:20:59] sushi-chan hi coolkevn

[01:21:02] + CoolKevin I hope you slept well

[01:21:05] sushi-chan well

[01:21:07] sushi-chan I didnt sleep much

[01:21:12] + CoolKevin ouch

[01:21:12] sushi-chan only 4 hours sleep

[01:21:34] sushi-chan I had this stupid idea to drink coffee right before bedtime

[01:21:35] sushi-chan lol

[01:21:39] + CoolKevin lol

[01:22:04] + CoolKevin I hope you will have a light day

[01:22:25] sushi-chan I mostly sleep very well. Unless I consumed caffeine lol

[01:22:30] sushi-chan but well

[01:22:32] sushi-chan i like coffee

[01:22:33] sushi-chan so ya

[01:22:37] + CoolKevin maybe play on this slut thing xEmperorEmber

[01:22:44] sushi-chan ??

[01:22:55] xEmperorEmber How do I play it?

[01:22:58] xEmperorEmber I've tried.

[01:23:22] xEmperorEmber It's hard. Like the only thing that has worked is watching he watch videos of other guys that they've sent to her.

[01:23:28] + CoolKevin first you go out with her wearing very little

[01:23:30] xEmperorEmber ...did that make sense?

[01:23:51] xEmperorEmber Can I send images here? No, right?

[01:23:53] + CoolKevin half sense

[01:24:08] xEmperorEmber JFC... Sometimes she goes out with me nipples visible.

[01:24:10] sushi-chan wth are you all talking about lol

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[01:24:12] + CoolKevin she likes watching other guys masturbate

[01:24:14] xEmperorEmber She has a total nipple fetish, btw.

[01:24:25] xEmperorEmber She doesn't like watching, Kevin.

[01:24:28] xEmperorEmber ....

[01:24:32] xEmperorEmber She likes....

[01:24:37] xEmperorEmber Listening.

[01:24:38] + CoolKevin with your nipples visible, or hers

[01:24:45] xEmperorEmber The video does nothing.

[01:24:49] xEmperorEmber Hers, not mind.

[01:24:51] sushi-chan can i know whats going on

[01:24:53] xEmperorEmber *mine

[01:24:59] xEmperorEmber Scroll, soosh.

[01:25:08] sushi-chan I did

[01:25:11] sushi-chan still dont get it

[01:25:13] + CoolKevin she cannot scroll

[01:25:14] xEmperorEmber That's the fastest way.

[01:25:31] xEmperorEmber Okay. Sushi... here.

[01:25:31] + CoolKevin I do not have the typing skills

[01:26:12] + CoolKevin I am just going to get an erection thinking about it

[01:26:16] xEmperorEmber I am 38, I am now dating a 20 year old. This is after leaving my wife for beating me... but she beat me because she had a brain injury, she had a brain injury because of leukemia, she also abused our daughter who now lives out of state.

[01:26:31] + CoolKevin but yes see-through tops

[01:27:09] xEmperorEmber 20 year old is a college student. She is exploring her sexuality. I am a part of that for her. We have been together for 4 months. We had a mishap 3 weeks ago where we misunderstood each other and it resulted in her masturbating and us having sex in front of a former reddit aquantiance.

[01:27:12] xEmperorEmber Of hers.

[01:27:23] xEmperorEmber And now I am all insecure... guy had a nice cock, tbh.

[01:27:29] xEmperorEmber I mean, mine is FINE.

[01:27:43] + CoolKevin and mini skirts with buttons on the front undone to see the skin and no panties

[01:27:57] xEmperorEmber But. this guy beat me in girth, maybe a little in length, and his shit was a bit more veiny.

[01:28:08] xEmperorEmber Nah Kevin, won't work.

[01:28:11] sushi-chan well, i dont see where is the problem. 20 year old is young but still young ADULT. She is over 18. You have the right to date her. So why so worried ?

[01:28:20] xEmperorEmber I take her out and pull her clothes completely off and get her under a blanket.

[01:28:20] sushi-chan but im sorry for your wife being violent

[01:28:27] xEmperorEmber In the movie theatre.

[01:28:27] sushi-chan domestic violence is bad

[01:28:39] sushi-chan wait

[01:28:50] xEmperorEmber Yeah, that's why I left.

[01:28:51] sushi-chan did you leave ur wife before dating that 20yo girl

[01:28:52] sushi-chan lol

[01:28:54] sushi-chan ah okay

[01:28:58] xEmperorEmber But now I can't talk to my daughter anymore.

[01:29:01] sushi-chan shit

[01:29:08] + CoolKevin the idea is not to get under a blanket in the theatre

[01:29:14] xEmperorEmber I left my wife 3 months before meeting the 20 year old.

[01:29:19] sushi-chan yeah good

[01:29:25] + CoolKevin the idea is to walk in the street

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