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[00:41:12] dgw If you make fox sushi, that will probably change

[00:41:50] dgw Wasps are king asshole of the insect world :|

[01:44:03] dgw !bang

[01:44:08] dgw !bang

[01:44:13] dgw !bang

[01:44:15] dgw !bang

[01:44:22] dgw !reload

[01:44:24] dgw feck

[01:44:30] dgw c h a o s

[01:45:03] dgw anti-flood yaaaaay /s

[01:48:06] dgw I lol'd. Also curious if Angel will resolve the link for me. https://i.redd.it/iu3qg7qfodna1.jpg

[01:48:12] dgw Guess not.

[02:47:05] dgw <~End3r> you just lost like 5 cool points << CT *had* cool points?

[05:05:04] dgw !bang

[05:05:08] dgw !banh

[05:05:10] dgw !bang

[05:05:19] dgw I hate doing this on phone

[05:05:36] dgw Because the duck must die

[05:06:38] dgw Don't think I want my life to be quite that cool

[05:06:44] dgw Too much excitement 🙃

[05:12:29] dgw Sounds like a r/brandnewsentence to me

[07:41:18] dgw !bang

[07:41:20] dgw !bang

[07:41:22] dgw !bang

[07:41:24] dgw !reload

[07:41:25] dgw !bang

[10:18:07] dgw !bang

[10:37:07] dgw !bang

[19:43:06] dgw !bang

[19:43:10] dgw weeeeeeee

[19:43:25] dgw magic

[19:43:43] dgw I've given up trying to keep track of my ammo

[19:43:44] dgw lol

[19:43:58] dgw yo

[19:44:00] dgw $slap ComputerTech

[19:44:10] dgw mentions window told me you did this

[19:44:14] dgw so it's your turn <3

[19:44:26] dgw !duckstats

[19:44:35] dgw science time

[19:44:40] dgw !shop 1 dgw

[19:44:47] dgw !duckstats

[19:44:57] dgw no effect on karma

[19:44:58] dgw costs xp

[19:45:02] dgw just like !shop 1

[19:45:30] dgw !shop 2

[19:46:00] dgw ComputerTech, when recharge? midnight GMT?

[19:46:03] dgw !bang

[19:46:07] dgw > 2.222s

[19:46:11] dgw fucking wew

[19:46:31] dgw surely someone would want it to be 6.969s

[19:46:52] dgw there's always one guy

[19:46:56] dgw even if you aren't him

[19:47:33] dgw o, I just set a new best

[19:47:37] dgw previous was 2.285

[19:47:42] dgw very small improvement.....

[20:59:00] dgw !foxy

[20:59:09] dgw that should also trigger !bang :P

[21:30:50] dgw guess you pissed off ComputerTech in a previous life

[22:07:06] dgw !bang

[22:07:08] dgw !reload

[22:07:09] dgw !bang

[22:12:30] dgw wouldn't system admin be SystemAdmin's job, not ComputerTech's?

[22:12:55] dgw :D

[22:13:01] dgw he's gonna be mad at me again

[22:13:37] dgw c0ded, lol, I remember my own days of "I'm gonna run ALL the things!"

[22:13:44] dgw got tired of it

[22:13:52] dgw he will too, in time

[22:14:06] dgw kek

[22:14:11] dgw so did CT, theoretically

[22:14:50] dgw at that point in my own life I was still working on websites with framesets

[22:14:59] dgw silly 12yo me thought those were cool

[22:15:38] dgw <2

[22:15:47] dgw <0

[22:15:55] dgw IntegerOverflowError :P

[22:16:07] dgw lol

[22:16:17] dgw $slap c0ded

[22:16:28] dgw +slap komputer

[22:16:32] dgw it should be

[22:16:36] dgw all bots need slap

[22:17:16] dgw probably?

[22:17:22] dgw don't think foxy made me admin

[22:17:41] dgw first prefix she found that wasn't used by another bot in here ig

[22:17:53] dgw four different bots answered that

[22:18:12] dgw my old bot used ;

[22:18:50] dgw it's not always possible to customize the command names without lots of extra work around updates

[22:19:03] dgw changing prefix is ez

[22:19:25] dgw more like depends on whether the bot supports remapping commands

[22:19:54] dgw (I maintain one such bot, an instance of which is in here.)

[22:20:11] dgw Angel runs Sopel

[22:20:22] dgw it's foxy's own bot that someone else created

[22:20:33] dgw c0ded, let it go

[22:20:46] dgw it's very annoying to maintain your own fork of every plugin you use

[22:20:52] dgw just to change command names

[22:20:58] dgw changing prefix is e a s i e r

[22:21:14] dgw ,help

[22:21:17] dgw that's taken too

[22:21:18] dgw damn

[22:21:23] dgw 'help

[22:21:26] dgw AHA

[22:21:35] dgw foxy, you can use ' as prefix instead of $ if you want

[22:21:42] dgw RUDE

[22:21:50] dgw $slap Mikoolo

[22:22:14] dgw sometimes you just have to do it yourself

[22:22:42] dgw DuckHunt is shitty TCL

[22:22:46] dgw Angel is python

[22:25:01] dgw $py import os; print os.platform

[22:25:08] dgw :D

[22:25:39] dgw it runs on a sandbox, not the bot's own server

[22:26:05] dgw !bang

[22:26:15] dgw !shop foxy

[22:26:18] dgw :(

[22:26:44] dgw what do you think I'm doing? lol

[22:26:57] dgw can't up-arrow when I've been doing actual chat

[22:26:58] dgw lol

[22:27:17] dgw also btw, you may need to disable the py plugin

[22:27:32] dgw just for spam control reasons, if people get carried away :P

[22:28:07] dgw $py print('c0ded is a butt')

[22:28:40] dgw $py print('%s is a butt' % ''.join(('c', '0', 'd', 'e', 'd')))

[22:28:43] dgw :>

[22:29:56] dgw you would??

[22:30:04] dgw /ban c0ded

[22:30:05] dgw :P

[22:30:14] dgw people try

[22:30:16] dgw lol

[22:30:36] dgw if they try too much it runs out of resources and shuts off for a while 🤷‍♂️

[22:31:06] dgw it'd be more useful if it was py3

[22:31:07] dgw imo

[22:31:45] dgw hoping for someone who really finds utility in it to come along and take over maintenance of the backend

[22:32:02] dgw I started on a rewrite but decided, meh

[22:32:39] dgw 2to3

[22:32:42] dgw import six

[22:32:44] dgw :P

[22:32:54] dgw yeah

[22:33:18] dgw Sopel was using from __future__ import print_function for years, to be as ready as possible for dropping py2

[22:35:23] dgw 3long

[22:44:04] dgw :>

[22:44:13] dgw #worthit

[22:45:04] dgw !bang

[22:45:14] dgw tfw foxy is faster but misses more

[22:45:32] dgw is that what I have to look forward to? shittier gun reliability?

[22:45:37] dgw maybe I don't wanna level up

[22:48:49] dgw $slap ComputerTech

[22:48:57] dgw Angel Norris today, huh

[22:52:15] dgw lemon pie!!!!!

[22:52:21] dgw of course it is

[22:52:33] dgw $8b does Kuro not make anything?

[22:52:36] dgw zzz

[22:52:38] dgw $8b does Kuro not make anything?

[22:52:45] dgw Angel: but what

[22:52:48] dgw :|

[22:53:03] dgw !bang

[22:53:10] dgw heh

[22:53:23] dgw true

[22:53:43] dgw I either get pop-at-home or just buy prepopped bags

[22:54:23] dgw now ComputerTech can mine Monero on your box

[22:54:30] dgw gj little_mac, you fell for one of the classic blunders

[22:54:52] dgw 😼

[22:55:16] dgw not even kidding, I think some site momgw was researching the other day had mining or shit going on

[22:55:27] dgw she told me "computer is slow"

[22:55:50] dgw checking Chrome's task manager showed a specific tab using a ton of background CPU

[22:55:57] dgw either mining, or just terrible awful JS

[22:57:18] dgw gold's worth a lot more than monero

[22:57:20] dgw you win, little_mac

[22:58:47] dgw > loving HP

[22:58:49] dgw > $CURRENT_YEAR

[23:00:30] dgw 🤪

[23:00:44] dgw .yt sayashi lazer

[23:01:01] dgw Peorth is a nice song

[23:01:33] dgw no no

[23:01:35] dgw it's a shitpost

[23:01:49] dgw he is obviously not "a song"

[23:01:58] dgw owo

[23:02:13] dgw iwi

[23:04:00] dgw JS bad

[23:04:04] dgw easy question

[23:04:21] dgw don't drag me into your turf wars!

[23:04:38] dgw I refuse to be a pawn(gw)

[23:04:47] dgw nuuuuuuu

[23:04:57] dgw not even if you're using me like FlexSeal

[23:05:13] dgw you take things very literally, don't you

[23:05:22] dgw lol

[23:05:32] dgw that's not gonna work for, uh

[23:05:36] dgw the majority of my jokes

[23:05:58] dgw sarcasm in text hard

[23:06:14] dgw I'm all over the fucking place

[23:06:30] dgw easiest answer is just "look me up on trakt"

[23:06:43] dgw you see

[23:06:51] dgw "the fucking place" is like a porn parody of "The Good Place"

[23:07:26] dgw fuck

[23:07:45] dgw running backward, wcgw

[23:09:21] dgw we are in this situation: https://youtu.be/4KNzdlc7ZcA?t=105

[23:09:37] dgw apparently you're Bugs

[23:12:10] dgw lmao

[23:12:18] dgw ur even worse

[23:12:23] dgw idk who n0s3y|afk even is

[23:12:40] dgw "based" is an identity now?

[23:12:57] dgw lol

[23:13:03] dgw as expected from that name

[23:13:24] dgw anyone who unironically says things (or themselves) are "based" is likely not

[23:13:26] dgw :D

[23:13:39] dgw no

[23:13:39] dgw <3

[23:13:51] dgw awa

[23:13:58] dgw mwm

[23:14:04] dgw lwl

[23:14:11] dgw pwp

[23:14:20] dgw zwz

[23:14:27] dgw ...

[23:14:30] dgw ☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT

[23:14:44] dgw crovax, twt

[23:14:56] dgw qwq even

[23:22:02] dgw how has Peorth not discovered this yet

[23:22:09] dgw <+Peorth> moo

[23:22:12] dgw super common ^

[23:38:58] dgw !bang

[23:39:00] dgw !reload

[23:39:01] dgw !bang

[23:39:05] dgw fuck you

[23:39:24] dgw ComputerTech, why'd it reset? it's not midnight GMT yet

[23:40:07] dgw !bang

[23:40:10] dgw fucker

[23:40:17] dgw foxy

[23:40:26] dgw someone should get these damn ducks even if I can't

[23:40:31] dgw they MUST DIE

[23:41:45] dgw !bang

[23:42:04] dgw !duckstats

[23:42:18] dgw I still don't understand how automatically getting your gun back works

[23:42:24] dgw guess it's if active_ducks == 0

[23:43:11] dgw $8b does ComputerTech suffer from attention deficit OOH SHINY???

[23:43:15] dgw r u d e

[23:43:40] dgw ComputerTech, icopus shot the first duck and I still had no gun until after the second was shot

[23:43:53] dgw bug or incorrect explanation?

[23:43:54] dgw :>

[23:44:13] dgw > TCL

[23:44:16] dgw there's your problem

[23:44:24] dgw rewrite DuckHunt as a Sopel plugin next :P

[23:44:44] dgw not sure what's a worse first language, TCL or Perl

[23:45:32] dgw how much is a week at $0/hr

[23:46:56] dgw .cc 0*1.2

[23:46:58] dgw :D

[23:47:39] dgw https://fat.gfycat.com/FinishedAnguishedAlaskajingle.mp4

[23:47:47] dgw re: scientist

[23:49:33] dgw what'd the bed do to you?!

[23:50:13] dgw I constantly receive bad sleep

[23:50:50] dgw r e c e i v e ~

[23:50:54] dgw ftfy

[23:51:12] dgw that's Blank Check kinda moneyu

[23:51:13] dgw -u

[23:51:22] dgw that or Brewster's Millions, pick one

[23:51:36] dgw I wasn't on the list :|

[23:52:01] dgw are you gonna check that twice

[23:52:18] dgw :(

[23:52:23] dgw I probably deserve it tho

[23:52:35] dgw .u lskt

[23:52:37] dgw sad

[23:52:42] dgw I love it when typos exist on UD

[23:52:51] dgw lol

[23:53:28] dgw I know it'll happen

[23:53:38] dgw I was here for the face convo this weekend

[23:53:40] dgw gj

[23:53:43] dgw you did it urself

[23:54:01] dgw "How Much For That Happiness In The Window?"

[23:54:11] dgw new song parody idea just dropped

[23:54:17] dgw send to Weird Al

[23:54:21] dgw oh wait, he doesn't take suggestions

[23:54:50] dgw <&dgw> "How Much For That Happiness In The Window?" >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=safoNysTrbE

[23:55:09] dgw song parody

[23:55:11] dgw go write it!

[23:55:22] dgw someone who loves the source song is the best one to parody it

[23:55:32] dgw I assume after

[23:55:42] dgw isn't crovax ComputerTech's daddy

[23:56:00] dgw .

[23:56:09] dgw not gonna make much progress chasing me if you're in the toilet

[23:56:32] dgw in light of the song title, I should have said "daddie"

[23:56:36] dgw live and learn

[23:57:50] dgw forget that, hope he washed hands

[23:58:02] dgw teenagers

[23:58:33] dgw also fast food restaurants all over USA have "Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work" signs in the bathrooms

[23:58:41] dgw implying they don't 🤮

[23:58:53] dgw ComputerTech, I press X to doubt that

[23:59:09] dgw ^

[23:59:28] dgw the people who hang out in the software project channels I'm in on Libera are more normal than CT

[23:59:29] dgw hands down

[23:59:46] dgw :>

[23:59:49] dgw :^)

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