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[00:00:05] dgw guys can stick random things in themselves too

[00:00:08] dgw it's just harder

[00:00:28] dgw aww c'mon, phonekait, a little yeast infection never hurt anyone

[00:00:31] dgw live a little

[00:00:38] dgw lol

[00:00:50] dgw ComputerTech, sticking things in urself as a dude

[00:00:59] dgw lol

[00:01:13] dgw don't use that end

[00:01:13] dgw smh

[00:01:39] dgw using a sharpie in class is a staple of anime fanart...

[00:01:43] dgw >.>

[00:01:47] dgw <.<

[00:01:49] dgw don't ask how I know

[00:02:18] dgw "What if the real sex toy was the things we tried along the way?"

[00:02:27] dgw @ phonekait

[00:02:33] dgw don't worry your pretty little head, ComputerTech

[00:03:28] dgw I don't need the 8-ball to tell me. I know ComputerTech has attention deficit OOH SHINY

[00:03:46] dgw has he tho

[00:03:49] dgw has he really?

[00:04:21] dgw public *list phonekait_secret_crushes

[00:04:41] dgw (that's this channel rn)

[00:04:57] dgw yep, definitely this channel

[00:05:03] dgw !bang

[00:05:29] dgw why would you intentionally put pH-altering substances in there

[00:05:47] dgw i've only suggested neutral or non-reactive materials :|

[00:10:18] dgw !bang

[00:10:21] dgw wee

[00:12:32] dgw Katy is a city in Texas.

[00:12:37] dgw with a good name

[00:13:18] dgw college friend used to live in Houston

[00:13:19] dgw lol

[00:18:08] dgw .yt that's not my name

[00:18:25] dgw is it bad that I quietly linked that in a work-email reply to someone who used the wrong name for me

[00:18:40] dgw did it anyway

[00:19:39] dgw database's what

[00:19:48] dgw who's database?

[00:19:55] dgw no

[00:20:04] dgw database's

[00:20:05] dgw wrong

[00:20:19] dgw and "who's database" isn't asking about ownership

[00:20:28] dgw you have activated my grammar teacher mode

[00:20:31] dgw beware!

[00:20:41] dgw lol

[00:20:44] dgw I broke the CT

[01:06:06] dgw someone

[01:06:13] dgw someone did it

[01:06:39] dgw oh no

[01:06:45] dgw foxy IS someone

[01:06:56] dgw rip

[01:07:18] dgw because fuck Oracle

[01:07:38] dgw right, but they don't control mariadb

[01:07:41] dgw it's a fork

[01:07:57] dgw ^

[01:08:08] dgw !duckstats

[01:08:12] dgw slow

[01:08:49] dgw "database"

[01:09:04] dgw CandyTech

[01:09:24] dgw who likes pointless DIY projects? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEN9FTLdkI

[01:09:48] dgw adds over 250W to the power consumption of an LCD while also making it dimmer

[01:09:51] dgw gj

[01:09:57] dgw looks pretty I guess

[01:10:03] dgw !bang

[01:55:08] dgw !bang

[01:55:10] dgw !reload

[01:55:11] dgw !bang

[01:56:48] dgw 20:56:34 <+DuckHunt> [Duck Hunt commands] !help, !bang, !reload, !shop, !topduck, !duckstats, !lastduck

[01:56:48] dgw 20:56:35 <icopus> !help

[01:56:51] dgw wtf kind of lag is this

[01:57:48] dgw you !reload

[01:58:01] dgw don't ask me why that's how it works

[01:58:10] dgw it doesn't reload, it unjams

[01:58:15] dgw why not just have !unjam

[01:58:47] dgw but !bang = !meow = !weed = !duck = I forgot the rest is OK

[01:58:52] dgw gotcha, million :P

[01:59:05] dgw icopus++

[01:59:46] dgw at least that makes sense if you understand what's going on internally

[02:00:56] dgw but the index is a pointer offset

[02:01:08] dgw bytestring or array, same thing

[02:01:24] dgw the first is offset 0 because it's located at the object pointer address

[02:01:41] dgw aww :(

[02:02:16] dgw guess there's a reason I ended up being the one in my friend group who helped everyone else with pointers once we started on C

[02:02:50] dgw int** icopus_iq = 100;

[02:03:02] dgw -> segfault

[02:03:33] dgw I'm sure address 100 (decimal) is in a protected kernel-only block :P

[02:03:57] dgw it's ok *patpat*

[02:04:26] dgw I'm throwing out ChatGPT-level code jokes anyway; it's pretty meaningless.

[02:04:45] dgw do those things include "why people spam IRC channels"?

[02:04:50] dgw because that's something I just don't get

[02:05:10] dgw *rimshot*

[02:08:53] dgw kek

[02:10:53] dgw requirements for being funny haven't changed, but the material has

[02:10:58] dgw lol no

[02:11:06] dgw in fairness I don't do code either

[02:11:08] dgw not primarily

[02:11:45] dgw I learned enough to help out with FOSS

[02:11:52] dgw which is fine by me

[02:12:11] dgw .u FOSS

[02:12:15] dgw >acroymn

[02:12:17] dgw smh UD

[02:12:44] dgw nessicary, releated, seperate, and acroymn again all in the same def

[02:12:49] dgw kek

[02:12:59] dgw that's what ComputerTech has

[02:13:18] dgw (sigh, guess I'll be needing to build another self-protection fort)

[02:13:40] dgw running joke, I say something insulting about CT and he chases me later

[02:14:25] dgw it's how we stay in shape

[02:14:27] dgw and yes

[02:14:57] dgw hey, I don't have to do anything this time

[02:15:06] dgw we can let the boogeyman get ComputerTech

[02:18:23] dgw .u pkinky

[02:18:25] dgw SAD

[02:18:33] dgw when will we find another typo that's in there

[02:20:04] dgw it's like Minority Report's precognition, but for sex

[02:20:16] dgw forekink

[02:22:03] dgw are you actually Danny DeVito or something

[02:22:06] dgw 🙃

[02:25:06] dgw how2forward someone to ##fix_your_connection

[02:25:07] dgw :P

[02:25:43] dgw :|

[02:26:04] dgw /topic ITT: icopus learns about IRC

[02:26:34] dgw .t keks

[02:26:38] dgw :)

[02:27:25] dgw .yt sayashi lazer

[02:27:34] dgw picked one at random, ComputerTech

[02:27:44] dgw nothing to do with things you've done today /s

[02:28:57] dgw yes

[02:29:03] dgw jp

[02:29:53] dgw sushi-chan can eat her name

[02:29:54] dgw wew

[02:31:18] dgw not a poke!

[02:31:35] dgw <3

[02:35:08] dgw probably sulking because you said "no poking me"

[03:05:08] dgw !bang

[03:33:35] dgw you have to what now

[03:34:01] dgw why do PS5 controllers need roating

[03:34:18] dgw you spin me right round, baby

[03:34:31] dgw lol

[03:34:36] dgw :D

[03:34:40] dgw :D

[03:34:47] dgw :D

[03:34:51] dgw aww

[03:34:57] dgw o

[03:35:10] dgw you do that instead of just keeping 'em charged huh

[03:35:41] dgw :|

[03:47:23] dgw [7666]

[03:47:24] dgw RIP

[03:47:35] dgw someone

[03:47:45] dgw no

[03:48:04] dgw @servers.under.his.bed

[03:48:04] dgw kek

[03:48:17] dgw nice vhost

[03:52:30] dgw sounds like an "all edge, no point" troll

[03:52:45] dgw esp. given the nick

[03:52:51] dgw no

[03:53:03] dgw as on Libera, I only hung out in project channels, no general/chat

[03:53:26] dgw so you're saying redstar is an all edge no point troll

[03:53:30] dgw got it

[03:53:53] dgw > using an unregistered nick

[03:54:10] dgw someone should snipe it when he's offline

[03:54:32] dgw probably thinks not registering with nickserv makes him harder to ban or something

[03:54:34] dgw o

[03:54:47] dgw is he registered there?

[03:54:49] dgw /ns info

[03:55:12] dgw I stand by my recommendation then

[03:55:18] dgw snipe the nick when he quits

[03:55:50] dgw /ns group all the nicks he usually uses just to fuck with him

[03:55:54] dgw :D

[03:57:04] dgw lul

[04:03:06] dgw !bang

[04:03:07] dgw !bang

[04:03:15] dgw yes

[04:03:18] dgw why do we still play this

[04:09:12] dgw You'd get bored after a few millennia at most.

[04:22:04] dgw !bang

[04:22:06] dgw !reload

[04:22:07] dgw !bang

[04:22:10] dgw fucker

[04:22:17] dgw !shop 2

[04:22:29] dgw please, I can buy clips even without my gun

[19:10:12] dgw !bang

[19:10:14] dgw !bang

[19:10:15] dgw !bang

[19:10:16] dgw !bang

[19:10:19] dgw !shop 2

[19:10:21] dgw !bang

[19:10:25] dgw !reload

[19:10:26] dgw !bang

[19:10:28] dgw !bang

[19:10:29] dgw !bang

[19:10:41] dgw !shop 2

[19:11:08] dgw > [life -1]

[19:11:13] dgw 😕

[19:30:04] dgw !bang

[19:53:47] dgw !shop 10 h4

[21:10:34] dgw $slap ComputerTech

[21:10:41] dgw some of us have day jobs

[21:10:44] dgw I'm busy :P

[21:11:03] dgw actually just got out of a meeting and now I need to get lunch......... at 4pm

[21:11:20] dgw 16:11 supremacy

[21:11:27] dgw yes

[21:11:48] dgw actually wherever it's 11:11, that's the supreme timezone

[21:11:52] dgw :>

[21:12:02] dgw lol

[21:12:07] dgw W|A is useless

[22:17:06] dgw !bang

[22:17:08] dgw !reload

[22:17:09] dgw !bang

[22:37:10] dgw !bang

[23:21:33] dgw kek ComputerTech, salmon dinner was a few days ago here

[23:22:23] dgw ComputerTech, I had leftover pork & sauerkraut, wedding soup, and mixed brussels sprouts with some mixed veggies (corn/peas/carrots) I already had

[23:22:44] dgw chocolate muffin for dessert is the basedness

[23:22:48] dgw lol Kuro-chan

[23:23:10] dgw o wait, this wasn't wedding soup

[23:23:13] dgw that was the other container

[23:23:18] dgw this one was zuppa toscana

[23:23:20] dgw my b

[23:23:42] dgw I got confused because the meats were similar (little sausage balls in this, vs. little meatballs in wedding soup)

[23:24:05] dgw Harzilein / foxy, wedding soup here is usually from Italian tradition tbf

[23:24:40] dgw like melon-pan but with oranges instead I guess

[23:25:03] dgw it sounds good....

[23:25:18] dgw idk

[23:25:21] dgw haven't had it :(

[23:25:40] dgw rarw

[23:25:43] dgw s/rw/wr/

[23:25:58] dgw that's a great way to get yourself more claws, ComputerTech

[23:26:19] dgw o u foxy

[23:26:39] dgw wait, why are we talking about filled chocolate now?

[23:26:44] dgw I thought we were on about fruit bread

[23:26:52] dgw :|

[23:26:55] dgw but I'm a cat

[23:26:57] dgw of course I did

[23:27:19] dgw a cat clumsily eating his muffin with a fork

[23:27:35] dgw that too, what's booze got to do with chocolate xD

[23:27:42] dgw y'all it's fucking Tuesday

[23:27:56] dgw .

[23:27:59] dgw I deserved that.

[23:28:15] dgw Dr_DICK is here just in time I guess

[23:31:45] dgw owo

[23:31:51] dgw cookies and muffins?

[23:31:55] dgw you want a fat cat?

[23:31:59] dgw that's how you get one

[23:32:07] dgw > :D

[23:32:13] dgw :|

[23:32:20] dgw :^)

[23:32:27] dgw :\

[23:32:46] dgw :*

[23:32:54] dgw :p

[23:33:13] dgw :]

[23:33:45] dgw :d

[23:34:17] dgw :y

[23:34:34] dgw :k

[23:34:43] dgw (try doing that with your real mouth xD)

[23:34:56] dgw yes lol

[23:34:59] dgw how???

[23:35:14] dgw o.o

[23:37:39] dgw > D U C K G A M E

[23:37:44] dgw DuckHunt is an ass tho

[23:38:01] dgw "acceptable"?

[23:38:04] dgw to whom

[23:38:24] dgw ComputerTech, no <3

[23:38:30] dgw this is true, Saphir

[23:38:35] dgw Discordification has begun

[23:39:00] dgw those are still around too

[23:39:01] dgw lol

[23:39:20] dgw someone I know on Rizon uploads anime encodes to Usenet

[23:39:20] dgw kek

[23:39:58] dgw need to visit a store that closes in <2h

[23:40:03] dgw yes

[23:40:13] dgw just usual FOMO about wanting to be here for the convo :(

[23:40:16] dgw but irl gonna irl

[23:40:19] dgw wcyd

[23:40:22] dgw o/

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