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dgw
guys can stick random things in themselves too
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dgw
it's just harder
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phonekait
As a chick, I do not stick random things in mine.
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ComputerTech
pats phonekait
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dgw
aww c'mon, phonekait, a little yeast infection never hurt anyone
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crovax
not even like a sharpie in 6th grade or something
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dgw
live a little
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ComputerTech
nods
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crovax
caught a girl doin that in class once
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dgw
ComputerTech, sticking things in urself as a dude
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phonekait
I was scared of the lid coming off in there tbh
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dgw
don't use that end
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phonekait
It's also not hard to walk into Spencer's Gifts at 12 and buy a sex toy.
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dgw
using a sharpie in class is a staple of anime fanart...
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dgw
don't ask how I know
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ComputerTech
eyes dgw
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dgw
"What if the real sex toy was the things we tried along the way?"
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dgw
@ phonekait
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phonekait
He regularly puts sharpies up his vagina
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dgw
don't worry your pretty little head, ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
nods
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Rizon
set mode +h Zack
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Rizon
[Zack] Hi, I am an asshole. Will you please tell me to go fuck myself?
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joined #computertech
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phonekait
Nah, I was scared of potentially damaging my vagina, so I never put anything up there besides sex toys, medications (monistat), or tampons.
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dgw
I don't need the 8-ball to tell me. I know ComputerTech has attention deficit OOH SHINY
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phonekait
Zack: you've come at a good time
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dgw
has he tho
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ComputerTech
phonekait, surpassingly, even as a teen?
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dgw
has he really?
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phonekait
I should introduce these guys to the list.
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dgw
public *list phonekait_secret_crushes
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phonekait
There's a liveshow Zack and I watch called What The Fuck Is Wrong With You
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dgw
(that's this channel rn)
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phonekait
And there's a general rule/category called "that doesn't go there"
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phonekait
Also known as "it's not a pocket"
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dgw
yep, definitely this channel
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
dgw > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.041s, which makes you a total of 65 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
dgw > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find some grease ! Jamming odds of your weapon are halved for 24h
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crovax
phonekait you ever put mdma up there
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crovax
wonder how that hits
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dgw
why would you intentionally put pH-altering substances in there
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crovax
cause they get you high
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dgw
i've only suggested neutral or non-reactive materials :|
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phonekait
There is a yearly special the show runs called the Rectalspective
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phonekait
Keep in mind, this list is from American emergency rooms
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crovax
doin gods work
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phonekait
Never mind the story from France who stuck a WW1 artillery shell up his ass
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phonekait
A 60 something year old guy ^
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crovax
wonder if it caused
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crovax
explosive diarhea
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phonekait
No, but they evacuated the damn hospital
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ComputerTech
.quote add (@phonekait) Never mind the story from France who stuck a WW1 artillery shell up his ass (&crovax) wonder if it caused (&crovax) explosive diarhea
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Quotes
[Quote] (@phonekait) Never mind the story from France who stuck a WW1 artillery shell up his ass (&crovax) wonder if it caused (&crovax) explosive diarhea
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Quotes
[Quote] Added quote #372 by ComputerTech
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icopus
CT, I'm back. Can you believe it?!?
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crovax
unbelievable
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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icopus
Do school kids get Spring Break there?
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
icopus > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
phonekait > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt
phonekait > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
phonekait > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
dgw > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 18.329s, which makes you a total of 66 ducks (including 5 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 10 (hunter). \_X< *KWAK* [36 xp]
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ComputerTech
icopus, we get breaks for holidays like, valentines, easter, things like that
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icopus
Our schools are on Spring Break right now for a week.
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Rizon
set mode +o Katie
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joined #computertech
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Rizon
set mode +h Big_Boss
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Rizon
[Big_Boss] Hi, I am an asshole. Will you please tell me to go fuck myself?
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joined #computertech
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Katie
i am still alive....lol
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Katie
how are things?
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icopus
Yeah, Katie!
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ComputerTech
set mode +v icopus
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LimitServ
set mode +l 216
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icopus
We had a Yorkie named Katy.
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Katie
Katy is a good name :-)
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dgw
Katy is a city in Texas.
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dgw
with a good name
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icopus
That it is! We live just south of Katy, TX.
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Katie
Katie was one of my cats.....lol
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crovax
i like kit kat's
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crovax
it's like katy without the y
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icopus
How did you know that, dgw?
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dgw
college friend used to live in Houston
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icopus
Yes, Katy is just west of Houston.
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icopus
ooooohhhhh.
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crovax
dont worry it was over
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icopus
"Is everyone happy?"
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icopus
"Very good! I'll soon change that!"
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ComputerTech
slaps crovax
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icopus
^^^ quote from the end of a song.
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icopus
I think it's "Start The Commotion"
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Internets
:: YouTube The Wiseguys - Start the Commotion (HD) :: (05:52) :: Views 72,639 :: Rating [+] 1,018 likes [+] 1,018 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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icopus
Starship! (y)
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Rizon
set mode +h Zack
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Rizon
[Zack] Hi, I am an asshole. Will you please tell me to go fuck myself?
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joined #computertech
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dgw
.yt that's not my name
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dgw
is it bad that I quietly linked that in a work-email reply to someone who used the wrong name for me
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dgw
did it anyway
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iwof
lol wow what a fuckin' day
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iwof
i had to rent another cottage
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iwof
8 people here
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ComputerTech
I had issues with database's and PHP all day ;/
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dgw
database's what
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dgw
who's database?
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dgw
database's
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ComputerTech
emoquits
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dgw
and "who's database" isn't asking about ownership
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dgw
you have activated my grammar teacher mode
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ComputerTech
emoquits tenfold
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dgw
I broke the CT
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ComputerTech
mmm should i host cryptpad or which one...
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ComputerTech
taps chin
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iwof
ComputerTech: i can help
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iwof
i a queery master
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crovax
[20:22:53] <&iwof> i a queer
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iwof
owners of the rental showed up complaining about all the parking my family is taking up so we had to rent a cottage to please them
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crovax
brave of you to come out to us
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iwof
its a 3bed 2.5 bath
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iwof
too many cars
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iwof
cocoa beach don't allow cars on the road parking (wtf)
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iwof
so we rent a cottage behind the property that has 2x2
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iwof
got more spots
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iwof
but everyone is in here at the 3bed house
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crovax
lemme use the cottage then
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crovax
next time ct's mom comes to town
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Rizon
set mode +o million
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joined #computertech
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Rizon
set mode +h Big_Boss
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Rizon
[Big_Boss] Hi, I am an asshole. Will you please tell me to go fuck myself?
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joined #computertech
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Rizon
set mode +o mi||i0n
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joined #computertech
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iwof
cottage there
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iwof
the property behind it is the house we rented
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iwof
great spot not from the beach
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crovax
only 3 hours 11 min away
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Rizon
set mode +o GK-Deacon
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joined #computertech
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Zack
ComputerTech is actually my bastard child I had with a goat.
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Rizon
set mode +v sushi-chan
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joined #computertech
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Zack
Hey sushi-chan.
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ComputerTech
[00:40] (&iwof) [00:22:41] ComputerTech: i can help
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ComputerTech
i had to remove PHP to reinstall, and it broke mysql
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ComputerTech
now idk if my mysql/sqlite3 dayabases exist or not now
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ComputerTech
i'm afraid to touch mysql in case i remove the db's now :D
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iwof
you're deploying some sort of prebuild software?
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iwof
easy to fix all that as long as you pay me $250 an hour
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iwof
runs
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iwof
ᕕ(⚆ ʖ̯⚆)ᕗ
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ComputerTech
beats iwof up
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foxy
i got rid of the red hair
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foxy
for some reason my eye is red
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million
was the red hair fake or real?
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irishh
Asking for pics but won’t even speak
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foxy
red hair dye
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foxy
the red was cute
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foxy
but i wasn't feeling it
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foxy
i'll post a pic in the discord channel
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ComputerTech
opens discord
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irishh
I don’t have a voice about red lol
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irishh
ComputerTech you look like a missing person poster from the 1980s
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million
did the carpet match the drapes?
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ComputerTech
set mode +v irishh
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foxy
what carpet?
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crovax
is it a flying carpet?
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crovax
nah not racist
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crovax
just prejudiced
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crovax
against fake irishment
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irishh
Very Norman vibes rn ComputerTech js.
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crovax
million does it count if theyre the same material but dif color?
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foxy
but i guess if i had carpet
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foxy
it would be the same color
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foxy
how else do you expect virgins to act?
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kisser
he is dickless
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kisser
and headless
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foxy
then he's a bitch
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foxy
he's not me
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ComputerTech
pats kisser
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kisser
but i can't be straight forward with him else he will get sad
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kisser
and get drun
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irishh
A virgin in Northern Ireland? That’s why they got rid of the pagan hilltop sacrifices there, couldn’t find any
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kisser
and its still monday
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foxy
irishh, bring back the pagans
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ComputerTech
gonna reboot server again, mysql thingy
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foxy
go look at my pic
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kisser
your still the same foxy?
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Rizon
set mode +v komputer
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joined #computertech
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ComputerTech
"ERROR 2002 (HY000): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/run/mysqld/mysqld.sock' (2)"
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foxy
komputer is retarded
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komputer
Error: "is" is not a valid command.
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foxy
who does?
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foxy
rolls eyes
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ZOEboy
ComputerTech : mysqld running?
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Rizon
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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foxy
ComputerTech, p rope
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irishh
Instead of prescribing an ounce a month the government should just send me it all at once, once a year
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foxy
and p explore aye
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kisser
foxy your still the same?
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million
set mode +v DuckHunt-
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ComputerTech
i don't understand this grammar whatsoever ngl
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kisser
[03:05:48] <&Rizon> -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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foxy
what you mean?
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kisser
u didn't change foxy?
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Rizon
set mode +v DuckHunt
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dgw
someone did it
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ComputerTech
eyes dgw
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Rizon
ComputerTech sux
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dgw
foxy IS someone
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foxy
someone is registered already
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foxy
NickServ- Someone is Beherit
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dgw
because fuck Oracle
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dgw
right, but they don't control mariadb
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dgw
it's a fork
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foxy
don't ask me to pick one
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foxy
then question what i pick
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million
CT whats wrong with duckhunt?
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ComputerTech
foxy: i asked why because i wanted your reasons
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dgw
!duckstats
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for dgw: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 1/4 | charg.: 2/3 | jammed: no (18 times) | confisc.: no (11 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 563 xp | lvl 10 (hunter) / 87 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 65% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 71% | effectiv. of fire: 59% | gun reliability: 94%+3% | armor: 22% | deflection: 14%[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 2.222s | average react.
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DuckHunt
time: 55.675s | 66 ducks (incl. 5 golden ducks) | 45 misses | 8 accidents | 8 empty shots | 4 wild shots | 111 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 0 stray bullet from which 0 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Grease
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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foxy
nothing was wrong with it
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foxy
ComputerTech, likes to break things
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foxy
for Worm` to fix later
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million
i thought you broke the database lol
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DuckHunt
million > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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dgw
"database"
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kisser
ComputerTech you should add candy to shop
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kisser
Candy for CT
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Internets
:: YouTube DIY Dual-Layer LCD monitor - can it match OLED?? :: (12:17) :: Views 344,711 :: Rating [+] 29,361 likes [+] 29,361 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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dgw
adds over 250W to the power consumption of an LCD while also making it dimmer
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dgw
looks pretty I guess
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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Ahsoka
FuglyfaceTech
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DuckHunt
dgw > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.483s, which makes you a total of 67 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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dgw
roasts the duck and sends some to irishh
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Ahsoka
Peking duck?
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ComputerTech
chooses mariadb
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Ahsoka
Wish your ugly was closed source