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i dont think aus even has nukes
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It does a bunch of stuff.
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daniel
close enough
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Roey/libera
Dark Alf: he's coming for your cats
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Roey/libera
idriven: wow that's a particular dark joke.
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daniel
that is terrible.
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daniel
ah bastard
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daniel
Should I make it do jokes with a setup. I could make it sleep like 10 seconds before deliverying the punchline
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daniel
Forgot to remove the bit that made it that.
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daniel
It did the setup though.
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daniel
i feel bad I started cracking up at that.
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daniel
that was a weird insult.
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shokara > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 14.919s, which makes you a total of 216 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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daniel
I know how to make it delay without actually blocking the python program.
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daniel
elif 'setup' in joke:
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daniel
self._sendMessage(joke['setup'], channel)
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daniel
await task.deferLater(reactor, 5, self._sendMessage, joke['delivery'], channel)
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daniel
spell come differently.
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sniffles
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daniel
Fuck it. One second
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daniel
I took 2 really offensive types out
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daniel
But these dark ones are pretty ba
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daniel
It didn't like it.
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seen what notion it has if 'dark', I think I don't want to know what it thinks is a pun
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daniel
Okay done restarting it.
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daniel
This will be a bot anyone on IRC Driven can place on their channel eventually.
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daniel
#computertech is just the testing channel for it right now.
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daniel
Yeah, my IRC indexing website thats turning into a social media site.
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I guess that's explaining the popularity of dadjokes. Can't go wrong with those, they're supposed to be painfully dumb. Muuuch better than trying to be witty & soundimg like a 15 year old metalhead who's having arguments with his feminist sister
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The lemons at the bar go in your drink
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No_One/rizon
Gold fish are also belong in the drink as they live in water
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And if the dog si hot, it needs water for it's thirst
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But what about the burritos?
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Zack/rizon
What the hell am I talking about?
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aloo_shu/rizon
show me ♫ the way ♫ to the next ♫ lemon bar
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daniel
bad buffer timer?
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daniel
It has a 5 second sleep for jokes that do a setup.
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daniel
Thats intentional.
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daniel
But if you call another joke, it's going to respond, as its asynchronous
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It should lines for output in the order they are generated, but output them on the timer
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That way it never gets kicked for flood, and all text remains in order
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If you call !joke twice it will see it as two separate calls, thats what asynchronous is. If I didn't do that I'd have to make it blocking, which wouldn't be good.
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Zack > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 56.433s, which makes you a total of 176 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Zack > You already own this type of ammunition. The bonus will expire in 5 minutes and 3 seconds.
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Zack > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to AP (damage x2 for 24h) in exchange for 15 xp points.
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Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 17.158s, which makes you a total of 1679 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Zack > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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For once I'm thankful my gun got jammed.
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Zack > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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sur > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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sur > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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sur > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
sur > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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sur > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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sur > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
sur > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
*BANG* xO' Greatest just get shot by accident by sur. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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sur > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
sur > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks).
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DuckHunt/rizon
sur > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 49.671s, which makes you a total of 24 ducks (including 4 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 6 (duck hater). \_X< *KWAK* [48 xp] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt/rizon
sur > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a +8 four-leaf clover ! You will earn an extra 8 xp points for each duck you shoot for 24h.
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daniel
No_One, quite frankly doing that is a lot of work in Twisted, I would have to write a queue for the entire bot and pass messages along, which would still shoot them out pretty quickly, unless I intentionally added a delay for every single message. If it causes an issue for channels, there will be the ability to disable these kind of options as wanted.
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.quote search The Discovery Channel
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Zack > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.44s, which makes you a total of 177 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 2 (noob). \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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.quote search Discovery Channel
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.quote search Zack shut the fuck up
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Peorth > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 5.551s, which makes you a total of 1680 ducks (including 354 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [70 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Internets/rizon
:: Zack The Wicked One [ONLINE] :: Playing: Halo: The Master Chief Collection ::
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Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 36.475s, which makes you a total of 1681 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Geez, that is terrible
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DG > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2mn15.446s, which makes you a total of 49 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Phoenix > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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Phoenix > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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Phoenix > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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Phoenix > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
*BANG* xO' Thunix just get shot by accident by Phoenix. [missed: -3 xp] [accident: -10 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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Scientist > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 0/1
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Scientist > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 0/1
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Scientist > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 0/1
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Gentoo > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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Gentoo > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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Gentoo > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn24.578s, which makes you a total of 157 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DG > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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DG > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 1/3
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DG > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 18.435s, which makes you a total of 50 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 10 (hunter). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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duckscarf > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 1/1 | Chargers: 4/5
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duckscarf > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 19.943s, which makes you a total of 667 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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duckscarf > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 1/1 | Chargers: 3/5
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wof > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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jmjl/libera
hey could anyone tell me technet's address?
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jmjl/libera
and rizon's too, I am wanting to add them to my server list
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duckscarf > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.951s, which makes you a total of 668 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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duckscarf > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 1/1 | Chargers: 2/5
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toni/rizon
idk other im not aware of technets server srry jmjl
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jmjl/libera
well, it isn't working with ssl
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UINRelay
[Delirus] <ComputerTech> <jmjl/libera/technet> and what's technet's one?
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quite the bombardment of rain coming down here
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jmjl/libera
nR/technet/UINRelay/Delirus/ComputerTech: Thanks!
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h4/rizon
yeah but everybody knows it
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h4/rizon
is the word bombardment used a lot in english?
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h4/rizon
oh dont do that socraticDev!
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h4/rizon
you cant write the four letters i just censored
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h4/rizon
and thus the conversation died
[14:00:27]
h4/rizon
like it was bombarded
[14:02:43]
h4/rizon
must resist the urge
[14:03:08]
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daniel
That was a long one
[14:03:45]
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daniel
It took me a second to get it
[14:03:57]
h4/rizon
why the fuck is he allowed to wear clothing and walk upright
[14:04:01]
h4/rizon
while pluto shits on the carpet?
[14:04:10]
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daniel
What about Daffy duck, he doesn't wear pants