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[03:05:05] ~ daniel lmao

[03:08:18] ~ daniel dick

[03:11:00] ~ daniel It does a bunch of stuff.

[03:11:13] ~ daniel crap

[03:13:02] ~ daniel close enough

[03:16:45] ~ daniel wow

[03:16:56] ~ daniel that is terrible.

[03:17:32] ~ daniel lmao

[03:18:01] ~ daniel ah bastard

[03:18:40] ~ daniel hmm

[03:18:57] ~ daniel Should I make it do jokes with a setup. I could make it sleep like 10 seconds before deliverying the punchline

[03:27:02] ~ daniel oh wait

[03:27:16] ~ daniel Forgot to remove the bit that made it that.

[03:27:53] ~ daniel good god.

[03:28:08] ~ daniel It did the setup though.

[03:28:24] ~ daniel lmao

[03:28:50] ~ daniel i feel bad I started cracking up at that.

[03:29:53] ~ daniel that was a weird insult.

[03:31:22] ~ daniel good god.

[03:31:42] ~ daniel I know how to make it delay without actually blocking the python program.

[03:31:52] ~ daniel elif 'setup' in joke:

[03:31:52] ~ daniel self._sendMessage(joke['setup'], channel)

[03:31:52] ~ daniel await task.deferLater(reactor, 5, self._sendMessage, joke['delivery'], channel)

[03:32:14] ~ daniel geez.

[03:32:30] ~ daniel i got it

[03:32:34] ~ daniel spell come differently.

[03:32:52] ~ daniel ouch.

[03:33:21] ~ daniel Fuck it. One second

[03:34:01] ~ daniel I took 2 really offensive types out

[03:34:06] ~ daniel But these dark ones are pretty ba

[03:34:08] ~ daniel bad.

[03:34:29] ~ daniel well

[03:34:32] ~ daniel It didn't like it.

[03:35:44] ~ daniel Okay done restarting it.

[03:36:28] ~ daniel This will be a bot anyone on IRC Driven can place on their channel eventually.

[03:36:42] ~ daniel #computertech is just the testing channel for it right now.

[03:36:50] ~ daniel Yeah, my IRC indexing website thats turning into a social media site.

[03:36:56] ~ daniel https://www.ircdriven.com

[03:45:47] ~ daniel :D

[03:45:48] ~ daniel Love it

[03:46:34] ~ daniel oh no

[03:46:42] ~ daniel bad buffer timer?

[03:46:52] ~ daniel It has a 5 second sleep for jokes that do a setup.

[03:46:56] ~ daniel Thats intentional.

[03:47:13] ~ daniel But if you call another joke, it's going to respond, as its asynchronous

[03:48:20] ~ daniel If you call !joke twice it will see it as two separate calls, thats what asynchronous is. If I didn't do that I'd have to make it blocking, which wouldn't be good.

[05:05:09] ~ daniel No_One, quite frankly doing that is a lot of work in Twisted, I would have to write a queue for the entire bot and pass messages along, which would still shoot them out pretty quickly, unless I intentionally added a delay for every single message. If it causes an issue for channels, there will be the ability to disable these kind of options as wanted.

[06:11:33] ~ daniel Geez, that is terrible

[14:01:09] ~ daniel Lol nice

[14:03:04] ~ daniel Geez

[14:03:08] ~ daniel That was a long one

[14:03:29] ~ daniel Lmao wow

[14:03:45] ~ daniel It took me a second to get it

[14:04:10] ~ daniel What about Daffy duck, he doesn't wear pants

[14:04:13] ~ daniel Donald

[14:04:30] ~ daniel Daffy was looney tunes

[14:05:06] ~ daniel A COVID joke lol

[14:06:04] ~ daniel They brought back Chip and Dale. Not the strip club

[14:06:26] ~ daniel I haven't seen it yet

[14:06:34] ~ daniel That's my childhood though

[14:07:08] ~ daniel You know what show I was really looking forward to but can't get myself to watch now?

[14:07:15] ~ daniel Halo. I heard they fucked it up

[14:07:51] ~ daniel I won't watch it. From what I've read they screwed up the entire story

[14:18:21] ~ daniel Game of thrones is still on?

[14:18:31] ~ daniel Eck

[14:21:10] ~ daniel Show is stupid to me

[14:22:08] ~ daniel No

[14:22:08] ~ daniel That show got really weird

[14:25:37] ~ daniel I have that on my Plex. Not sure if I'll watch it though

[14:25:38] ~ daniel I have like 40TB of movies and TV shows.

[14:26:48] ~ daniel Ehh

[16:20:51] ~ daniel ack, repeat

[16:20:57] ~ daniel wait, no that was really bad though

[17:52:51] ~ daniel damn.

[17:53:19] ~ daniel Oh no.

[17:53:45] ~ daniel I claim to liability.

[17:53:48] ~ daniel no*

[17:53:58] ~ daniel So they can't plug all the holes.

[17:54:26] ~ daniel erm.

[17:54:45] ~ daniel I do not want to explain it.

[17:54:50] ~ daniel It was a holocaust reference.

[17:55:15] ~ daniel That reminds me of a movie, the boy in the stripes pajamas. Legit a movie that made me nearly cry.

[17:55:26] ~ daniel lmao

[17:55:34] ~ daniel Seen that one

[17:55:45] ~ daniel Still makes me laugh.

[17:57:18] ~ daniel old one lol

[17:57:27] ~ daniel I am half german, half hispanic.

[17:57:34] ~ daniel My nickname is school was beanerschnitzal.

[17:57:58] ~ daniel lmao

[18:00:49] ~ daniel woah my internet just randomly died.

[18:01:08] ~ daniel The who

[18:02:01] ~ daniel oh no...

[18:02:44] ~ daniel oh fuck no.

[18:03:16] ~ daniel I'm going to hell for sure.

[18:03:40] ~ daniel I got it

[18:03:58] ~ daniel I do not get that one.

[18:04:22] ~ daniel ohhh

[18:04:36] ~ daniel Oh hush

[18:04:40] ~ daniel You said that already.

[18:04:51] ~ daniel ^ Truth!

[18:04:59] ~ daniel I'm so using this on my work chat.

[18:06:12] ~ daniel Psh

[18:06:15] ~ daniel Multi-tasking

[18:06:26] ~ daniel I'm working on debugging an ansible playbook lol

[18:06:28] ~ daniel So it fit.

[18:07:12] ~ daniel I don't do IT support.

[18:07:17] ~ daniel I am a site reliability engineer.

[18:07:42] ~ daniel I work for GoDaddy's domains production engineer team.

[18:13:38] ~ daniel wof/rizon: https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HluN8PywCl6Hckg/giphy.gif

[18:21:31] ~ daniel whats this chanstat.net site

[18:48:48] ~ daniel .w 83642

[18:49:02] ~ daniel Maybe cause I'm not on Rizon

[18:49:10] ~ daniel Idaho

[18:50:11] ~ daniel How do you guys make the bots only reply to rizon users?

[18:50:55] ~ daniel I'm glad I'm not on Rizon now.

[18:51:48] ~ daniel ComputerTech/rizon: GeekShed is deleted off IRC Driven

[18:51:49] ~ daniel and Blacklisted.

[18:52:00] ~ daniel I don't need that type of attitude.

[18:52:20] ~ daniel I can't believe the way that dude fucking acted.

[18:52:29] ~ daniel ComputerTech/rizon: Are you in that channel?

[19:32:31] ~ daniel damn.

[19:32:48] ~ daniel Its the API

[19:32:50] ~ daniel Not me.

[19:32:55] ~ daniel I didn't write the API

[19:33:31] ~ daniel :D

[19:42:45] ~ daniel feel free to link #ircdriven on libera if you want.

[19:42:50] ~ daniel to the one here

[19:43:08] ~ daniel I'm on too many channels on Libera.

[19:44:55] ~ daniel :D

[19:47:13] ~ daniel The whole neighborhood?

[19:47:40] ~ daniel oh lol

[19:47:44] ~ daniel I own a house, thankfully.

[19:49:12] ~ daniel I'm sure there is a mouse in the house.

[20:01:31] ~ daniel good fucking god.

[20:02:17] ~ daniel dude

[20:02:21] ~ daniel thats fucking terrible.

[20:02:29] ~ daniel And it's cry twice dude.

[20:03:11] ~ daniel Why are you peeing at a wig shop?

[20:03:31] ~ daniel ^ no comment

[20:03:39] ~ daniel oh n o.

[20:03:51] ~ daniel wow

[20:03:57] ~ daniel thots?

[20:04:01] ~ daniel I've known a few thots.

[20:04:31] ~ daniel err

[20:04:34] ~ daniel fucking repeater.

[20:05:57] ~ daniel I started looking like a douche recently: https://imgur.com/a/w6Ulv9A

[20:06:00] ~ daniel got my ears gaugaged.

[20:06:18] ~ daniel Well they were already pierced, but my daughter talked me into streching them to 00 for these rick and morty plugs I got.

[20:06:59] ~ daniel My old lawyer was muslim.

[20:07:16] ~ daniel yes daddy?

[20:07:19] ~ daniel That came out really weird.

[20:07:38] ~ daniel lol I'm 36 years old. I don't give a shit about fashion.

[20:07:56] ~ daniel fu

[20:08:27] ~ daniel sushi-chan/rizon: are you 75?

[20:08:41] ~ daniel I feel old lol.

[20:08:48] ~ daniel I've been using IRC for 21 years.

[20:08:52] ~ daniel That makes me old.

[20:09:17] ~ daniel I'm almost old enough to be your dad ComputerTech, the only reason we know I'm not is I haven't shot myself in the head yet.

[20:09:48] ~ daniel My dad is 60.

[20:10:00] ~ daniel My mother is.... whats the age for dead?

[20:10:16] ~ daniel daddy/rizon: fuck that, I hate that stupid video, my barber does that shit to me.

[20:11:02] ~ daniel so my mom was 44 in 2008.

[20:11:07] ~ daniel You wanna talk about a downer?

[20:11:11] ~ daniel My mom died on my birthday.

[20:11:33] ~ daniel Yup. I was in my 3rd week of Basic Training for the Army.

[20:11:51] ~ daniel lol it's not a sniper gun you idiot.

[20:13:09] ~ daniel https://imgur.com/a/xRsAqAe

[20:13:13] ~ daniel This was in Iraq in 2011

[20:13:49] ~ daniel I didn't kill anyone, only had to shoot at a few cars and almost got blown up by a rocket.

[20:14:20] ~ daniel No, CT, I did not kill any of your future girlfriends.

[20:15:21] ~ daniel shut your fucking face uncle fucker.

[20:15:41] ~ daniel was it a golden shower sushi-chan?

[20:15:58] ~ daniel There is a video of a duck in Iraq getting eaten by a fish.

[20:16:09] ~ daniel Biden has fallen off the room.

[20:16:56] ~ daniel I've had covid, lasted a few days.

[20:17:00] ~ daniel It was a trippy experience though.

[20:17:50] ~ daniel I felt fine, and then later that evening when I went to bed, I started to have chills. I didn't realize it until I got out of bed to go the bathroom, collapsed on the floor from the chills.

[20:18:01] ~ daniel Had to wear 2 sweaters and wrap a blanket around myself to stop.

[20:18:15] ~ daniel Love that one.

[20:18:52] ~ daniel sushi-chan, weakling, going to bed.

[20:18:54] ~ daniel Sleep is for the week

[20:19:12] ~ daniel yeah that

[20:19:21] ~ daniel spelling is for the nerds.

[20:19:51] ~ daniel Love it.

[20:20:43] ~ daniel that is fucking perfect.

[20:21:35] ~ daniel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELUT_Q7M45M

[20:22:55] ~ daniel well this went a different direction

[20:23:38] ~ daniel Thats a bad visual.

[20:23:47] ~ daniel you say "ma"

[20:23:51] ~ daniel Thats all I need to know.

[20:24:07] ~ daniel sushi-chan sending noods to CT?

[20:25:00] ~ daniel I've been here awhile.

[20:25:13] ~ daniel don't go that far dude.

[20:25:44] ~ daniel CT is only my friend to have admin access for my website.

[20:26:16] ~ daniel wow...

[20:26:20] ~ daniel I didn't expect it to go that way.

[20:26:33] ~ daniel Well shit.

[20:26:41] ~ daniel I'm a 10 1/2 in shoes.

[20:26:48] ~ daniel But thats American, not sure about other places.

[20:27:02] ~ daniel Well.

[20:27:37] ~ daniel Welcome to the IRC, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents

[20:30:14] ~ daniel daddy, are you going to hump mommy?

[20:30:30] ~ daniel You're too poor for me.

[20:30:39] ~ daniel wow

[20:30:41] ~ daniel That sounds so bad.

[20:30:57] ~ daniel Don't play with saddy's gun, he might shoot you in the eye.

[20:30:59] ~ daniel daddys*

[20:31:06] ~ daniel damn fat fingers.

[20:32:10] ~ daniel nobody cares

[20:33:00] ~ daniel I have no idea what you're talking about now.

[20:33:14] ~ daniel I have the attention span of a goldfish.

[20:34:17] ~ daniel CT

[20:34:23] ~ daniel Or, same thing.

[20:35:32] ~ daniel It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard.

[20:35:43] ~ daniel I should be working.

[20:36:22] ~ daniel *cough*lame*cough*

[20:37:31] ~ daniel Its 2:37pm, too early for bed.,

[20:37:59] ~ daniel Geez

[20:38:11] ~ daniel I go to bed around 12:30am and wake up at like 8am.

[20:38:21] ~ daniel usually 7:30am actually.

[20:38:34] ~ daniel I start work at 8:30. But going to work entails going upstairs.

[20:39:26] ~ daniel unfoundedlamers?

[20:39:28] ~ daniel Is that a network?

[20:39:42] ~ daniel I deal with PTSD

[20:39:44] ~ daniel Sleep sucks for me.

[20:40:33] ~ daniel I started taking ZZQuil, which helps, but sleeping deeper means night terrors usually.

[20:41:29] ~ daniel I did try CBD, and indica, but I can't with having full custody of my daughter now.

[20:41:45] ~ daniel I wonder if indica would help my blood pressure.

[20:42:00] ~ daniel Maybe some edibles, I can go 45 minutes over the oregon border and buy it legally.

[20:42:12] ~ daniel garlic?

[20:42:15] ~ daniel Why would I eat garlic.

[20:43:43] ~ daniel Google gives me mixed signals on if pot can lower blood pressure

[20:43:52] ~ daniel some studies say yes, some say it raises it.

[20:44:33] ~ daniel Well like, I'm all sorts of fucked up.

[20:44:45] ~ daniel Type 2 diabetic and stage 2 hypertension. I'm not even fat.

[20:44:54] ~ daniel I'm 6'1, 215lbs, BMI of 28.

[20:45:11] ~ daniel Like my body hates me.

[20:45:25] ~ daniel lol barely.

[20:45:30] ~ daniel I'm between 15-20% body fat.

[20:46:04] ~ daniel Nope. I specifically buy stuff that doesn't have sugar.

[20:46:16] ~ daniel My muscle mass is 101lbs

[20:46:27] ~ daniel lol abuse what?

[20:46:54] ~ daniel I haven't abused anything lol

[20:47:04] ~ daniel No drugs, I don't really drink alchohol.

[20:47:14] ~ daniel Well yeah, but you like it.

[20:47:26] ~ daniel My type 2 diabetes is genetic.

[20:47:40] ~ daniel Hypertension is possibly genetic, but its medically resistent.

[20:48:22] ~ daniel I had to go to the ER a few weeks back due to my hypertension. I felt fine, but one of my doctors insisted I go because my blood pressure was 210/125.

[20:48:58] ~ daniel I even stopped drinking caffiene, didn't do shit.

[20:49:01] ~ daniel Except make me grumpy.

[20:49:16] ~ daniel I vape.

[20:49:21] ~ daniel Not those cartridges either.

[20:49:35] ~ daniel I have an actual legit mod and buy bottles of juice.

[20:50:09] ~ daniel I have one of these: https://store.geekvape.com/products/geekvape-aegis-x-kit

[20:51:44] ~ daniel But I smoked cigarettes for like 10 years when I was younger.

[20:51:48] ~ daniel Never want to go back to that.

[20:52:10] ~ daniel Doctors are impressed at my lung capacity for how long I smoked as it's better than most non-smokers at my age.

[20:54:56] ~ daniel I am eventually going to quit vaping. I'm weening myself down to lower nicotine levels.

[20:55:16] ~ daniel at 6mg right now, will go down to 3mg, and then to 0 to take it entirely out.

[20:55:49] ~ daniel I quit all nicotine for years, but going through a custody battle for years to get my daughter away from her abusive mother and former stepfather did me in.

[21:02:16] ~ daniel Gotta run

[21:02:17] ~ daniel bbl

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