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[00:15:03] + DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3mn3.187s, which makes you a total of 572 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[00:15:03] + DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra ammo clip !

[00:15:05] ~ Peorth/rizon !shop 1

[00:15:06] + DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.

[00:15:09] ~ Peorth/rizon !duckstats

[00:15:19] ~ Peorth/rizon !topduck

[00:15:20] + DuckHunt/rizon The top duck(s) are: peorth with 3623 xp | gentoo with 3004 xp | linuxuser with 1862 xp | piba with 822 xp | phonekait with 790 xp

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[00:18:13] xEmperorEmber/rizon Hello.

[00:18:25] + CoolKevin/rizon Hello

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[00:19:13] xEmperorEmber/rizon Hi CoolKevin.

[00:19:22] xEmperorEmber/rizon 10 Chat windows open, you're the winner.

[00:19:29] xEmperorEmber/rizon Sent Hello to each.

[00:19:31] + CoolKevin/rizon thank you

[00:19:35] + CoolKevin/rizon lol

[00:19:38] xEmperorEmber/rizon lol

[00:19:45] xEmperorEmber/rizon A/S/L

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[00:19:55] + CoolKevin/rizon ?

[00:19:56] xEmperorEmber/rizon (yeah, I just did that... lmfao)

[00:20:01] xEmperorEmber/rizon Oh...

[00:20:16] xEmperorEmber/rizon Well, this just got awkward.

[00:20:23] xEmperorEmber/rizon Age/Sex/Location

[00:20:30] xEmperorEmber/rizon I pretty sure I can deduce the sex part.

[00:20:30] + CoolKevin/rizon if anyone asl me I will never say

[00:20:37] xEmperorEmber/rizon HAHAHA

[00:20:39] xEmperorEmber/rizon Nice.

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[00:20:54] xEmperorEmber/rizon Alright, fair enough.

[00:20:59] + CoolKevin/rizon I am a 14 female on the moon

[00:21:14] + CoolKevin/rizon does that help

[00:21:25] xEmperorEmber/rizon I'm going to pause this conversation and say... "no."

[00:21:31] xEmperorEmber/rizon "No, that does not help."

[00:21:32] + CoolKevin/rizon lol

[00:21:34] xEmperorEmber/rizon lol

[00:21:47] xEmperorEmber/rizon But, if that's your kink, Kevin...

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[00:21:50] xEmperorEmber/rizon I mean...

[00:21:55] + CoolKevin/rizon I am a Lunar girl

[00:22:01] xEmperorEmber/rizon I'm sure there is someone on MIRC to oblige.

[00:22:07] + CoolKevin/rizon lol

[00:22:10] xEmperorEmber/rizon Grrl.

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[00:22:26] xEmperorEmber/rizon I am literally here to not explode.

[00:22:36] xEmperorEmber/rizon So brace yourself, that in mind.

[00:22:40] + CoolKevin/rizon cool

[00:22:56] xEmperorEmber/rizon Like... we're talking straight trauma dump.

[00:22:58] + CoolKevin/rizon I will just chill

[00:23:15] xEmperorEmber/rizon That's exactly the right response, lol.

[00:23:21] xEmperorEmber/rizon I need someone chill AF.

[00:23:39] + CoolKevin/rizon cool

[00:23:57] * xEmperorEmber/rizon takes a breath

[00:24:09] xEmperorEmber/rizon hahaha... that still works. Wow.

[00:24:35] + CoolKevin/rizon sit back and relax and let the penis do the exploding

[00:25:07] xEmperorEmber/rizon So... wife got leukemia. Wife cheated from hospital bed 9 months in. Wife accused me of cheating (never did). Wife hits me and daughter. Leave wife. Now I am dating a 20 year old college student on a track scholarship.

[00:25:12] xEmperorEmber/rizon I am 38.

[00:25:19] xEmperorEmber/rizon My life, is a mess.

[00:25:46] + CoolKevin/rizon wow

[00:25:51] + CoolKevin/rizon good luck

[00:26:00] owenambro/rizon Hey if you're dating a college student your life is not a mess

[00:26:04] xEmperorEmber/rizon Daughter gets sent to live with someone out of state. Daughter says "mom says if I talk to you, she takes all my shit away."

[00:26:19] xEmperorEmber/rizon Now... no wife, no daughter. Just 20 year old track athlete.

[00:26:33] xEmperorEmber/rizon @owenambro - Thanks, noted.

[00:26:41] xEmperorEmber/rizon She is... absurdly hot.

[00:26:54] xEmperorEmber/rizon Like.. fuck...

[00:27:04] owenambro/rizon There's an expression for situations like this

[00:27:08] xEmperorEmber/rizon Okay, I left the busy city I live in, and rented a place 5 minutes from her campus.

[00:27:12] xEmperorEmber/rizon Half her clothes are here.

[00:27:22] xEmperorEmber/rizon Toothbrush, the works.

[00:27:51] xEmperorEmber/rizon She is 120, 5'4, solid muscle. Six pack. Everything my ex could never be.

[00:27:56] Kuro-chan/rizon appreciate that you have someone in your life. That can't be said for a LOT of people

[00:28:14] xEmperorEmber/rizon But... I just have this whole... "I'm am taking advantage of her." thing happening.

[00:28:16] + CoolKevin/rizon yes I am alone

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[00:28:45] + CoolKevin/rizon and you come to irc to solve the problem

[00:28:56] owenambro/rizon You're not taking advantage of her

[00:28:56] xEmperorEmber/rizon She wants to party. 22nd, that's a halloween party. Had her costumes (yes, multiple: sexy nurse, or french maid) delivered to my PO BOX.

[00:29:22] Kuro-chan/rizon so much for a surprise

[00:29:29] + CoolKevin/rizon I would like her posted to me

[00:29:32] xEmperorEmber/rizon I just applied for a job in this shit hole city that pays $60k, and they are on my dick. 1st interview and it is time to meet the team and take a tour next week.

[00:29:35] owenambro/rizon She's an adult who can make her own choices. If she wants to be dating a divorcee that's her prerogative

[00:29:51] xEmperorEmber/rizon I DO COME TO IRC TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM.

[00:30:02] xEmperorEmber/rizon Surprise ruined?

[00:30:06] owenambro/rizon The problem is your daughter situation

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[00:30:11] * reserection/rizon is now known as Billy/rizon

[00:30:13] xEmperorEmber/rizon Thank you Owen.

[00:30:20] owenambro/rizon That's not a relationship you want to lose

[00:30:23] + CoolKevin/rizon I am with you owenambro

[00:30:34] xEmperorEmber/rizon Everything feels pointless.

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[00:30:51] xEmperorEmber/rizon I'm pushing on a taught 20 year old with the tightest damn.. uh hummm.. I've ever felt.

[00:30:55] xEmperorEmber/rizon And it means nothing.

[00:31:08] xEmperorEmber/rizon My life is shit.

[00:31:15] + CoolKevin/rizon assuming you have contact with her, keep that contact going

[00:31:23] owenambro/rizon They say the best argument against a nihilist is to kill them

[00:31:35] xEmperorEmber/rizon Well, I did have contact, through discord, but she broke it off because she got threatened by mom.

[00:31:43] xEmperorEmber/rizon LMFAO@OWEN

[00:31:50] owenambro/rizon How old is your daughter?

[00:31:54] xEmperorEmber/rizon Or, bowling?

[00:32:02] xEmperorEmber/rizon She is 16.

[00:32:13] + Ahsoka/rizon Now watching Zombeavers with my irl friends, no its not a movie about zombie vaginas

[00:32:26] xEmperorEmber/rizon Props to Ahsoka.

[00:32:27] + CoolKevin/rizon wow I was thinking she was 10

[00:32:33] xEmperorEmber/rizon No, 16.

[00:32:40] xEmperorEmber/rizon lol

[00:32:50] + CoolKevin/rizon a 16 yo will know of a work around

[00:32:51] xEmperorEmber/rizon Yeah, real shit, homie.

[00:32:56] owenambro/rizon Well, do you have any custody?

[00:33:05] owenambro/rizon What did you get out of the divorce

[00:33:08] xEmperorEmber/rizon Man, I'd like to think so, but IDK, Mom is scary.

[00:33:48] xEmperorEmber/rizon I got shit. No divorce. Common Law. If we did a divorce, I would take the house defacto, but I want ex to have it. She is recovering from Leukemia and a brain aneurysm that made her.. ummmm... violent.

[00:34:09] xEmperorEmber/rizon So, I COULD divorce, or I could just pretend like we were never married.

[00:34:13] * Ahsoka/rizon props back

[00:34:17] xEmperorEmber/rizon I am opting for the latter for her benefit.

[00:34:33] Kuro-chan/rizon Despite everything she put you through. good for you.

[00:34:57] xEmperorEmber/rizon You don't know the half of it. FR.

[00:35:01] + Ahsoka/rizon I have seen this movie before but my irl friends haven't

[00:35:25] owenambro/rizon What's this common law thing?

[00:35:35] owenambro/rizon I don't think we have that in the states

[00:35:44] xEmperorEmber/rizon Common law is where you live with someone, share bills, and so by law, your married.

[00:35:57] xEmperorEmber/rizon But, if you separate, and no one makes a fuss... well, then that's okay, too.

[00:36:06] xEmperorEmber/rizon Oh, I'm in the states.

[00:36:18] xEmperorEmber/rizon Texas, specifically. Common law is a thing.

[00:36:30] owenambro/rizon Oh, so you guys never applied for a marriage license?

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[00:37:07] xEmperorEmber/rizon No, we didn't. She was married before and the guy raped and beat her, held her against her will, etc. Kinda turned her off to the idea of marriage? IDK...

[00:37:22] + CoolKevin/rizon wow

[00:37:22] xEmperorEmber/rizon I asked several times, especially after the leukemia. I offered to put her on my insurance.

[00:37:31] xEmperorEmber/rizon But she still declined.

[00:37:41] xEmperorEmber/rizon Met her in 6th grade, btw.

[00:37:44] xEmperorEmber/rizon lol

[00:38:01] + CoolKevin/rizon how old is 6th grade

[00:38:04] Kuro-chan/rizon I don't know anyone from my elementary, high school or college days anymore

[00:38:05] xEmperorEmber/rizon She is a recovering heroin addict. She was 10 years clean, till the surgeries.

[00:38:08] owenambro/rizon Like 12

[00:38:17] xEmperorEmber/rizon Yeah, 11... 12.

[00:38:21] xEmperorEmber/rizon I was 11, she was 12.

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[00:39:04] xEmperorEmber/rizon We liked each other, started dating fr 10th grade. She was my first (I was her.... 3rd?) and then I dumped her because she kept sucking cock for weed.

[00:39:40] owenambro/rizon That should have been your red flag that she was not marriage material

[00:39:48] xEmperorEmber/rizon Fast forward 5 years later, she's a strung out heroin addict asking for help. I dump my super stable librarian girlfriend who is ridiculously hot that I've been dating for nearly 7 years, and move back to her. Give her a house, etc.

[00:40:02] xEmperorEmber/rizon OWEN...

[00:40:03] owenambro/rizon https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg

[00:40:03] + YT-info/rizon YouTube » Hot Crazy Matrix A Man's Guide to Women - ORIGINAL (07:06) · by James Yeager on 2019-02-01 · ↑38,474 · 2,447,093 views

[00:40:30] xEmperorEmber/rizon Yes... Things I know now. But I was in DISNEY love, okay?

[00:40:56] + toni/rizon du hast sie gefickt

[00:41:00] + CoolKevin/rizon yes that happens

[00:41:13] + CoolKevin/rizon toni, ?

[00:41:18] + toni/rizon :)

[00:41:22] xEmperorEmber/rizon Anyway... She gets sick. She starts talking to her ex because I'm not there enough at her hospital bed. YK, too busy running the household, taking care of the kid, cooking, cleaning, shopping, and researching cancer.

[00:41:51] xEmperorEmber/rizon Then her doctors told me because our house was old, we should remodel to renovate for any mold. Well, I did that with my daughter. we stripped that house to the fucking timbers.

[00:41:59] xEmperorEmber/rizon And rebuilt it back up from scratch.

[00:42:09] xEmperorEmber/rizon And the whole time... she was fucking chatting her ex.

[00:42:10] + CoolKevin/rizon wow

[00:42:32] owenambro/rizon Betrayal

[00:42:36] xEmperorEmber/rizon Ultimate.

[00:42:39] + CoolKevin/rizon more patience than me

[00:42:51] xEmperorEmber/rizon Well, she had never hit me before.

[00:43:02] + CoolKevin/rizon I have to take my hat of to you

[00:43:13] xEmperorEmber/rizon But fathers day, before the cancer was diagnosed, she beat the shit out of me because I was crying about my dad dying a month before.

[00:43:21] xEmperorEmber/rizon She laughed in my face and called me a little bitch.

[00:43:37] xEmperorEmber/rizon Never had physical violence in our relationship before that. I knew something was wrong.

[00:43:39] Kuro-chan/rizon that's ... very sad

[00:44:16] xEmperorEmber/rizon Turns out it was her drinking too much (subbing the heroin) and having an aneurysm, plus the leukemia stopped her from clotting, so when she drank (heavily) she just bled on her brain.

[00:44:16] + CoolKevin/rizon I will admit I would not have been able to stay

[00:44:38] xEmperorEmber/rizon I stayed because... kid, and knowing her for so long.

[00:45:03] xEmperorEmber/rizon To be honest, when she beat me bloody in June, I was leaving. I got a storage unit, another bank account, I was making that slow exit.

[00:45:05] xEmperorEmber/rizon NOW.

[00:45:15] + toni/rizon du musst sie wieder schwängern

[00:45:18] xEmperorEmber/rizon Believe it or not, she was diagnosed on my fucking birthday.

[00:45:35] + CoolKevin/rizon still no idea toni

[00:45:44] Kuro-chan/rizon birthdays are a weird thing to beat the odds on

[00:45:56] Kuro-chan/rizon with me, I was born on what is statistically the worst day of the year

[00:46:03] xEmperorEmber/rizon Which was the week that I was going to leave. Her and I had a few drinks. And she started to collapse and couldn't see. Took her to Urgent Care. They pulled her blood, said she needed a transfusion but wouldn't say why. She was in the hospital that night.

[00:46:11] xEmperorEmber/rizon m5b sub variant.

[00:46:12] + CoolKevin/rizon Christmas day?

[00:46:29] xEmperorEmber/rizon LOL@CoolKevin

[00:46:36] xEmperorEmber/rizon Shit... this feels so good.

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[00:46:41] xEmperorEmber/rizon To be able to vent.

[00:46:55] xEmperorEmber/rizon Wait, does that mean Owen bailed?

[00:47:00] xEmperorEmber/rizon That makes me sad.

[00:47:10] xEmperorEmber/rizon Anyway, this is all 100% true.

[00:47:16] xEmperorEmber/rizon It's fucking awful.

[00:47:24] + CoolKevin/rizon just lost connection on a time out

[00:47:32] xEmperorEmber/rizon So... anyway, 6 months on. This 20 year old is amazingly hot.

[00:47:47] xEmperorEmber/rizon I have moved away from my old city, and I commute 4 hours round trip daily for my old job.

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[00:48:06] xEmperorEmber/rizon I just interviewed today for a new position 2 minutes from my new apartment, and 5 minutes from her campus.

[00:48:20] owenambro/rizon Nice

[00:48:23] xEmperorEmber/rizon Before the apartment, I was sleeping in a tent in a state park.

[00:48:30] xEmperorEmber/rizon I met this girl on reddit.

[00:48:31] owenambro/rizon Not nice

[00:48:40] owenambro/rizon Which sub?

[00:48:55] xEmperorEmber/rizon Her parents own 3 houses. I don't know what the first one is worth, but the last to are north of 5 million combined.

[00:49:26] xEmperorEmber/rizon She drafted this fake ass letter saying she got a scholarship to this college, and passed it on to her parents, but she only had the money to cover one semester.

[00:49:40] xEmperorEmber/rizon I think she is using me to cover the second semester. IDK if this is love, gentlemen.

[00:49:49] xEmperorEmber/rizon In fact... she may be cheating on me regularly.

[00:49:56] xEmperorEmber/rizon I have no real way of knowing.

[00:50:08] xEmperorEmber/rizon BUT... she has given me around $3,000 to get on my feet.

[00:50:28] xEmperorEmber/rizon So... does it matter if she is cheating if I get that money and she still hands me her body, and we have a nice time together?

[00:50:33] owenambro/rizon If she's been giving you money why would she be depending on you to pay for school

[00:50:33] xEmperorEmber/rizon Am I asking for too much>

[00:50:36] xEmperorEmber/rizon ?

[00:50:45] xEmperorEmber/rizon Because all she had was $3k.

[00:50:52] xEmperorEmber/rizon School is $8k per semester.

[00:51:00] owenambro/rizon I think you are expecting her to be cheating because of your past experiences

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[00:51:20] xEmperorEmber/rizon I had NOTHING, but she knew I could land a job making bank, and she knew I could pull my retirement fund from my current job valuated around $20k, which I am working on doing.

[00:51:27] + CoolKevin/rizon and her parents have 2 houses worth over 5 mill

[00:51:29] xEmperorEmber/rizon brb. One second. HAVE TO PEE.

[00:51:54] owenambro/rizon Why wouldn't her parents just pay her tuition

[00:52:17] + CoolKevin/rizon I am thinking that

[00:54:33] xEmperorEmber/rizon Her parents think she was awarded a scholarship. They are SUPER strict. She made a hoax saying that this college would pay for everything just so she could get out of their house and live in a dorm.

[00:54:43] xEmperorEmber/rizon To experience some freedom. They are very controlling.

[00:54:51] xEmperorEmber/rizon NONE of this is bullshit.

[00:54:56] xEmperorEmber/rizon I swear. ONG.

[00:55:07] + CoolKevin/rizon ong?

[00:55:11] owenambro/rizon She is aware she's an adult right?

[00:55:14] owenambro/rizon On god

[00:55:17] xEmperorEmber/rizon On God.

[00:55:24] xEmperorEmber/rizon Thanks Owen.

[00:55:35] owenambro/rizon Np

[00:55:38] + CoolKevin/rizon thank you

[00:55:39] xEmperorEmber/rizon Dude, yeah, but think about it... You live in a 2 million dollar house.

[00:55:46] xEmperorEmber/rizon When you gonna give that up>

[00:55:47] xEmperorEmber/rizon ?

[00:55:50] xEmperorEmber/rizon And a nice car?

[00:56:07] xEmperorEmber/rizon Yeah, she isn't going to break with that.

[00:56:14] xEmperorEmber/rizon Are you guys ready for the green log?

[00:56:20] xEmperorEmber/rizon (back to the future 3 reference)

[00:56:24] xEmperorEmber/rizon ...or was it a red log

[00:56:25] xEmperorEmber/rizon ?

[00:56:31] xEmperorEmber/rizon THE FINAL LOG.

[00:56:39] + CoolKevin/rizon never saw any of the films

[00:56:39] owenambro/rizon Logs

[00:56:50] xEmperorEmber/rizon JESUS KEVIN

[00:56:53] xEmperorEmber/rizon Neither has she.

[00:56:58] xEmperorEmber/rizon I am making her watch them all.

[00:57:00] xEmperorEmber/rizon Kevin is 24.

[00:57:04] + CoolKevin/rizon no not Jesus

[00:57:11] owenambro/rizon In the third part they were in a train, and had special logs to throw in the boiler marked by different heat levels

[00:57:12] + CoolKevin/rizon I wish

[00:57:18] xEmperorEmber/rizon YES OWEN.

[00:57:21] xEmperorEmber/rizon Thank you.

[00:57:29] xEmperorEmber/rizon So she is black. Nigerian Black.

[00:57:33] xEmperorEmber/rizon I am white.

[00:57:37] xEmperorEmber/rizon Her parents are racist.

[00:57:51] owenambro/rizon I like black women

[00:58:02] xEmperorEmber/rizon This relationship can never go anywhere. She has literally cried asking me to cum in her to have a kid, and to marry her.

[00:58:03] + CoolKevin/rizon that is fair

[00:58:18] xEmperorEmber/rizon OMG...If I were less modest, I would share a picture.

[00:58:34] xEmperorEmber/rizon She literally is the most amazing woman I have ever had the honor of.. uh hummm.

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[00:58:47] xEmperorEmber/rizon Like, half the time I'm just thinking it's not real.

[00:58:55] xEmperorEmber/rizon Anyway, beyond that.

[00:58:55] owenambro/rizon Why can't the relationship go anywhere?

[00:58:55] + CoolKevin/rizon we cannot judge here

[00:59:00] + DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:59:08] xEmperorEmber/rizon Well, because she's on that parent dollar.

[00:59:15] + CoolKevin/rizon but I am sure we all wish you the best

[00:59:16] Phoenix/rizon !bang

[00:59:16] + DuckHunt/rizon Phoenix > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3

[00:59:21] Phoenix/rizon !reload

[00:59:21] + DuckHunt/rizon Phoenix > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3

[00:59:23] Phoenix/rizon !bang

[00:59:23] + DuckHunt/rizon Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 22.646s, which makes you a total of 114 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[00:59:34] xEmperorEmber/rizon And she is afraid if they find out that she is dating a man 18 years older that is WHITE she will be cut off, and kicked out of the family.

[00:59:38] xEmperorEmber/rizon TBH, she probably would be.

[01:00:07] + CoolKevin/rizon the way I see it

[01:00:13] owenambro/rizon !reload

[01:00:14] + DuckHunt/rizon owenambro > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[01:00:22] + CoolKevin/rizon she wants your kid

[01:00:25] xEmperorEmber/rizon So, I think I fucked up tonight. Shit, I think I have fucked up a lot. The other day, she said she shot pool with a guy and got his snap.

[01:00:58] xEmperorEmber/rizon And was going to ask him to shoot pool again. I freaked out. Called it cheating. Asked if she'd like it if I went and did shit one on one with someone of the opposite sex.

[01:01:01] + CoolKevin/rizon what is got his snap

[01:01:14] owenambro/rizon Snapchat

[01:01:15] xEmperorEmber/rizon She said no, and then she was all like "I Am just making friends."

[01:01:22] xEmperorEmber/rizon IDK, maybe it's a generational thing?

[01:01:30] owenambro/rizon Yeah you went too intense

[01:01:36] xEmperorEmber/rizon To me... you DM someone and talk about meeting one on one that's a date.

[01:01:43] + CoolKevin/rizon thank you

[01:01:43] xEmperorEmber/rizon You think so Owen?

[01:01:59] xEmperorEmber/rizon Can I ask how old you are?

[01:02:01] xEmperorEmber/rizon Owne?

[01:02:02] xEmperorEmber/rizon Owen?

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[01:02:48] xEmperorEmber/rizon Not that any answer invalidates your opinions and suggestions, but like Orwell... some are more valid than others.

[01:02:50] xEmperorEmber/rizon #animalfarm

[01:03:38] xEmperorEmber/rizon Also, her and I have been exclusive for about 4 months.

[01:03:39] owenambro/rizon I don't think so and I'm 20

[01:03:53] xEmperorEmber/rizon Alright. You are 20. I am 38.

[01:03:55] xEmperorEmber/rizon I fucked up.

[01:03:57] + CoolKevin/rizon wow owenambro

[01:04:02] xEmperorEmber/rizon Hands down.

[01:04:11] owenambro/rizon Just call her and apologize

[01:04:17] xEmperorEmber/rizon So Owen, you would be cool with your lady going out with another guy?

[01:04:23] xEmperorEmber/rizon One on one, to shoot pool?

[01:04:25] owenambro/rizon She'll understand, since you've been cheated on before

[01:04:30] xEmperorEmber/rizon In the dorms common area?

[01:04:37] owenambro/rizon As long as it isn't strip pool

[01:04:40] + CoolKevin/rizon I would never have come up with that as a 20yo

[01:04:47] xEmperorEmber/rizon I already did apologize, and she did understand.

[01:05:03] xEmperorEmber/rizon LIKE... I don't fucking get why she keeps giving me chances.

[01:05:11] owenambro/rizon Then stop worrying about it man

[01:05:17] xEmperorEmber/rizon Owen, speak.

[01:05:20] xEmperorEmber/rizon I am listening.

[01:05:29] xEmperorEmber/rizon Alright, I need to go with it, right?

[01:05:36] xEmperorEmber/rizon Let her stay out till 2 AM and not sweat it.

[01:05:40] + CoolKevin/rizon he saying you need to chill out more

[01:05:50] xEmperorEmber/rizon I think you guys are right.

[01:06:03] xEmperorEmber/rizon Okay... I WAS CHILL AF.... guys, I was.

[01:06:10] xEmperorEmber/rizon Then something happened like 3 weeks ago.

[01:06:17] xEmperorEmber/rizon May I?

[01:06:19] xEmperorEmber/rizon Thanks...

[01:06:27] owenambro/rizon She's in college she's going to want to have friends. Just don't have her go to parties alone

[01:06:42] xEmperorEmber/rizon So... before the apartment, I have her in this scuzzy hotel, pushing on her. She likes to be treated like a slut, IDK how to do that and be comfortable.

[01:06:44] + CoolKevin/rizon go with her

[01:06:53] xEmperorEmber/rizon So we start looking through her phone at guys she's sexted on reddit.

[01:06:58] xEmperorEmber/rizon (BTW, I AM HER SECOND).

[01:07:34] xEmperorEmber/rizon And I have her watch this video over and over of a guy finishing on his chest because it's someone she used to chat. I am just trying to cathc the "slut vibe" so I can satisfy her.

[01:07:39] xEmperorEmber/rizon Anyway... SHE SAYS...

[01:07:53] xEmperorEmber/rizon "We can call him on discord right now and have him watch.

[01:07:54] xEmperorEmber/rizon "

[01:08:03] Dr_DICK/rizon Holy wall of text

[01:08:07] xEmperorEmber/rizon I'm like.. "UHHHHH... Are there rammifactions? how close were you guys?

[01:08:09] xEmperorEmber/rizon "

[01:08:26] xEmperorEmber/rizon And before she answers, she is masturbating in front of this guy.

[01:08:28] owenambro/rizon Why are you bringing other dudes into it!

[01:08:36] xEmperorEmber/rizon Then before I know it, I'm taking her in front of him.

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[01:08:43] owenambro/rizon That's not what she means when she says treat her like a slut

[01:08:48] xEmperorEmber/rizon BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO BE TREATED LIKE A SLUT.

[01:08:53] + CoolKevin/rizon she needs the chatter channel

[01:08:56] xEmperorEmber/rizon So... lol

[01:09:03] xEmperorEmber/rizon That's what happened.

[01:09:10] + CoolKevin/rizon I have heard of this before

[01:09:11] xEmperorEmber/rizon I fake orgasm.

[01:09:13] xEmperorEmber/rizon And leave.

[01:09:19] xEmperorEmber/rizon And she is on the bed, him and her.

[01:09:28] xEmperorEmber/rizon So she has to finish for him. She's a squirter.

[01:09:30] owenambro/rizon Chatter is fun but pk is crazy

[01:09:30] xEmperorEmber/rizon So...

[01:09:31] xEmperorEmber/rizon Fuck.

[01:09:34] + CoolKevin/rizon I could not handle that

[01:09:45] xEmperorEmber/rizon Her and I are making eye contact the whole time, and I know that she knows that she can't get there.

[01:10:12] xEmperorEmber/rizon That she isn't comfortable. She only ever showed this guy her tits. She hates the idea of people seeing her.... uhummm on camera over the internet.

[01:10:33] xEmperorEmber/rizon So... I'm about to start laughing outloud and ruin everything because I can read her face.

[01:10:44] + CoolKevin/rizon that has confused me

[01:10:55] xEmperorEmber/rizon So I leave to the hotel bathroom. When I come back, she's pissing on everything.

[01:11:06] xEmperorEmber/rizon This guy thinks it's legit.

[01:11:08] owenambro/rizon What

[01:11:09] xEmperorEmber/rizon We end the call.

[01:11:16] + CoolKevin/rizon that sounds like nerdyfairy

[01:11:17] xEmperorEmber/rizon She says "I feel bad. I didn't like t hat."

[01:11:27] xEmperorEmber/rizon I'm like... "Why did you do it?"

[01:11:44] xEmperorEmber/rizon "Because I thought you wanted it, you were putting the video in my face, I thought you wanted it."

[01:11:44] + CoolKevin/rizon I do understand that

[01:11:51] + CoolKevin/rizon it is a fetish

[01:12:01] xEmperorEmber/rizon I'm like..."I just wanted to find a way to treat you like a slut that I felt i could roll with."

[01:12:15] xEmperorEmber/rizon "that meant having you review other guys you fucked around with while I was in you."

[01:12:24] xEmperorEmber/rizon She's like..."FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK."

[01:12:27] xEmperorEmber/rizon I'm like....

[01:12:35] xEmperorEmber/rizon "FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK."

[01:12:44] xEmperorEmber/rizon we realize neither one of us wanted that.

[01:12:45] + CoolKevin/rizon walk hand in hand with her in a tiny miniskirt and on panties

[01:12:49] xEmperorEmber/rizon But... TOO LATE>

[01:12:52] xEmperorEmber/rizon SINCE THEN

[01:12:56] xEmperorEmber/rizon I HAVE BEEN INSECURE.

[01:13:15] xEmperorEmber/rizon Before that, IDGAF what she did at college in her dorms.

[01:13:31] + CoolKevin/rizon IDGAF?

[01:13:49] owenambro/rizon I don't give a fuck

[01:14:00] + CoolKevin/rizon thank you

[01:14:07] owenambro/rizon Coolkevin is English your second language

[01:14:21] + CoolKevin/rizon no I am English

[01:14:39] xEmperorEmber/rizon So, yeah, now I am all self conscious.

[01:14:43] xEmperorEmber/rizon TO ADD TO IT ALL

[01:14:57] xEmperorEmber/rizon All the stress over the past year has my blood pressure at 190/120.

[01:15:01] xEmperorEmber/rizon That's stroke levele.

[01:15:01] + DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:15:08] + CoolKevin/rizon yes I got it now, you need to know what makes her all horny

[01:15:10] xEmperorEmber/rizon I'm going to die fucking her, I swear to god.

[01:15:16] + CoolKevin/rizon !bang

[01:15:16] + DuckHunt/rizon CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 15.862s, which makes you a total of 123 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:15:22] owenambro/rizon !bang

[01:15:22] + DuckHunt/rizon owenambro > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[01:15:37] + CoolKevin/rizon !shop 1

[01:15:38] xEmperorEmber/rizon I'm starting to wonder after that last sentence if english IS Kevin's first language.

[01:15:39] + DuckHunt/rizon CoolKevin > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.

[01:15:48] owenambro/rizon !shop

[01:15:51] xEmperorEmber/rizon It's okay, bro. You can come out of the multilingual closet. I got you.

[01:16:00] owenambro/rizon !shop 5

[01:16:01] + DuckHunt/rizon owenambro > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.

[01:16:08] owenambro/rizon :(

[01:16:32] + CoolKevin/rizon I live in England, I was born in London, and live there all my life until last year

[01:17:01] owenambro/rizon Yeah but you have a shocking lack of understanding of English phrases and cultural works

[01:17:08] + CoolKevin/rizon and no live in the middle of nowhere

[01:17:44] + CoolKevin/rizon those phrases are web phrases

[01:18:12] owenambro/rizon I guess, but unless if you're a senior citizen you should know them

[01:19:01] + CoolKevin/rizon or resided on a channel where it did not exist

[01:19:04] xEmperorEmber/rizon I'm back.. sorry, she texted.

[01:19:24] xEmperorEmber/rizon We're talking about charcuterie boards.

[01:19:26] xEmperorEmber/rizon FML.

[01:19:30] + CoolKevin/rizon talk to her about your fetishes

[01:19:44] xEmperorEmber/rizon I don't have any, Kevin.

[01:19:49] xEmperorEmber/rizon She's tried to find them.

[01:19:57] xEmperorEmber/rizon She's threatened my butthole.

[01:19:58] + CoolKevin/rizon serving her is one

[01:20:03] xEmperorEmber/rizon I don't think I have one.

[01:20:05] xEmperorEmber/rizon YES.

[01:20:10] xEmperorEmber/rizon SERVING HER IS ONE.

[01:20:12] xEmperorEmber/rizon Good call.

[01:20:18] xEmperorEmber/rizon I fucking worship that body.

[01:20:21] + CoolKevin/rizon you are submissive

[01:20:25] xEmperorEmber/rizon And her, as a person.

[01:20:31] xEmperorEmber/rizon Well, she is a sub, too.

[01:20:35] xEmperorEmber/rizon That's the problem.

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[01:20:40] xEmperorEmber/rizon Double sub...

[01:20:40] * Rizon/rizon set mode +o sushi-chan/rizon

[01:20:43] + CoolKevin/rizon yes I know

[01:20:45] sushi-chan/rizon hey

[01:20:51] + CoolKevin/rizon Hello sushi-chan

[01:20:54] xEmperorEmber/rizon Insight, Sushi?

[01:20:59] sushi-chan/rizon hi coolkevn

[01:21:02] + CoolKevin/rizon I hope you slept well

[01:21:05] sushi-chan/rizon well

[01:21:08] sushi-chan/rizon I didnt sleep much

[01:21:12] + CoolKevin/rizon ouch

[01:21:13] sushi-chan/rizon only 4 hours sleep

[01:21:34] sushi-chan/rizon I had this stupid idea to drink coffee right before bedtime

[01:21:35] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:21:39] + CoolKevin/rizon lol

[01:22:04] + CoolKevin/rizon I hope you will have a light day

[01:22:25] sushi-chan/rizon I mostly sleep very well. Unless I consumed caffeine lol

[01:22:30] sushi-chan/rizon but well

[01:22:32] sushi-chan/rizon i like coffee

[01:22:33] sushi-chan/rizon so ya

[01:22:37] + CoolKevin/rizon maybe play on this slut thing xEmperorEmber

[01:22:44] sushi-chan/rizon ??

[01:22:56] xEmperorEmber/rizon How do I play it?

[01:22:58] xEmperorEmber/rizon I've tried.

[01:23:22] xEmperorEmber/rizon It's hard. Like the only thing that has worked is watching he watch videos of other guys that they've sent to her.

[01:23:29] + CoolKevin/rizon first you go out with her wearing very little

[01:23:30] xEmperorEmber/rizon ...did that make sense?

[01:23:52] xEmperorEmber/rizon Can I send images here? No, right?

[01:23:53] + CoolKevin/rizon half sense

[01:24:08] xEmperorEmber/rizon JFC... Sometimes she goes out with me nipples visible.

[01:24:10] sushi-chan/rizon wth are you all talking about lol

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[01:24:12] + CoolKevin/rizon she likes watching other guys masturbate

[01:24:15] xEmperorEmber/rizon She has a total nipple fetish, btw.

[01:24:26] xEmperorEmber/rizon She doesn't like watching, Kevin.

[01:24:28] xEmperorEmber/rizon ....

[01:24:32] xEmperorEmber/rizon She likes....

[01:24:37] xEmperorEmber/rizon Listening.

[01:24:39] + CoolKevin/rizon with your nipples visible, or hers

[01:24:45] xEmperorEmber/rizon The video does nothing.

[01:24:49] xEmperorEmber/rizon Hers, not mind.

[01:24:51] sushi-chan/rizon can i know whats going on

[01:24:53] xEmperorEmber/rizon *mine

[01:25:00] xEmperorEmber/rizon Scroll, soosh.

[01:25:08] sushi-chan/rizon I did

[01:25:11] sushi-chan/rizon still dont get it

[01:25:13] + CoolKevin/rizon she cannot scroll

[01:25:14] xEmperorEmber/rizon That's the fastest way.

[01:25:31] xEmperorEmber/rizon Okay. Sushi... here.

[01:25:31] + CoolKevin/rizon I do not have the typing skills

[01:26:12] + CoolKevin/rizon I am just going to get an erection thinking about it

[01:26:16] xEmperorEmber/rizon I am 38, I am now dating a 20 year old. This is after leaving my wife for beating me... but she beat me because she had a brain injury, she had a brain injury because of leukemia, she also abused our daughter who now lives out of state.

[01:26:31] + CoolKevin/rizon but yes see-through tops

[01:27:10] xEmperorEmber/rizon 20 year old is a college student. She is exploring her sexuality. I am a part of that for her. We have been together for 4 months. We had a mishap 3 weeks ago where we misunderstood each other and it resulted in her masturbating and us having sex in front of a former reddit aquantiance.

[01:27:13] xEmperorEmber/rizon Of hers.

[01:27:24] xEmperorEmber/rizon And now I am all insecure... guy had a nice cock, tbh.

[01:27:30] xEmperorEmber/rizon I mean, mine is FINE.

[01:27:43] + CoolKevin/rizon and mini skirts with buttons on the front undone to see the skin and no panties

[01:27:57] xEmperorEmber/rizon But. this guy beat me in girth, maybe a little in length, and his shit was a bit more veiny.

[01:28:08] xEmperorEmber/rizon Nah Kevin, won't work.

[01:28:11] sushi-chan/rizon well, i dont see where is the problem. 20 year old is young but still young ADULT. She is over 18. You have the right to date her. So why so worried ?

[01:28:21] sushi-chan/rizon but im sorry for your wife being violent

[01:28:21] xEmperorEmber/rizon I take her out and pull her clothes completely off and get her under a blanket.

[01:28:27] xEmperorEmber/rizon In the movie theatre.

[01:28:27] sushi-chan/rizon domestic violence is bad

[01:28:39] sushi-chan/rizon wait

[01:28:50] xEmperorEmber/rizon Yeah, that's why I left.

[01:28:51] sushi-chan/rizon did you leave ur wife before dating that 20yo girl

[01:28:52] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:28:54] sushi-chan/rizon ah okay

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