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Sunday, February 12, 2023
[00:01:11] wof/rizon mrinfinity: i do
[00:01:21] wof/rizon mrinfinity: you see my sql queries
[00:01:30] mrinfinity/rizon i forgot what we were talking about one sec
[00:01:30] wof/rizon h4 and ComputerTech couldn't help me with
[00:01:32] mrinfinity/rizon ill read up
[00:01:39] mrinfinity/rizon oh
[00:01:39] mrinfinity/rizon word
[00:01:51] wof/rizon mrinfinity: you write?
[00:01:54] mrinfinity/rizon fuck database management. everything should go back to flat files
[00:01:55] mrinfinity/rizon we have NVME now
[00:02:10] mrinfinity/rizon and 128GB of RAM is like ~$200
[00:02:24] mrinfinity/rizon just sayin
[00:02:33] * mrinfinity/rizon has done operations the last 10 years
[00:02:42] mrinfinity/rizon so i dont have all the cringe exp you probably have with databases
[00:02:46] foxy/rizon i am iron man
[00:02:47] wof/rizon our datawarehouse don't have 128gb and it's good
[00:03:04] wof/rizon its just about getting queries into views then pulling those views
[00:03:05] mrinfinity/rizon nice nice
[00:03:25] wof/rizon foxy: yes we know you can iron cloths
[00:03:38] wof/rizon dont brag
[00:03:47] malign/rizon !
[00:03:55] mrinfinity/rizon damn
[00:04:05] mrinfinity/rizon thats when you let her out the kitchen tho rite?
[00:04:10] malign/rizon Tequila brings out the mean drunkie :>
[00:04:20] mrinfinity/rizon thats why i dont drink
[00:04:45] mrinfinity/rizon i give the devil a run for his money and burn everything around me
[00:04:55] mrinfinity/rizon even God goes: ....
[00:05:05] wof/rizon i iron my own cloths
[00:05:13] wof/rizon you males are being mean
[00:05:22] mrinfinity/rizon .yt Song To Boost Your Energy
[00:05:22] Internets/rizon :: YouTube morning energy ☀️ songs to boost your energy up :: URL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc0_zxvZ5Lw (42:18) :: Views 1,697,023 :: Rating [+] 23,692 likes [+] 23,692 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
[00:05:35] wof/rizon my wifes dont iron, i iron for them
[00:05:49] mrinfinity/rizon i grab stuff out of the dryer or my travel bag
[00:05:56] mrinfinity/rizon wrinkled or not
[00:05:58] mrinfinity/rizon clothes on and go
[00:06:01] wof/rizon they loves cloths but they'll steam it before iron
[00:06:02] foxy/rizon <~wof> foxy: yes we know you can iron cloths--->i buy clothes that don't wrinkle
[00:06:04] mrinfinity/rizon who needs iron
[00:06:05] mrinfinity/rizon or a wife
[00:06:12] wof/rizon foxy: lol
[00:06:26] wof/rizon mrinfinity: need an iron and wifes bro
[00:06:32] mrinfinity/rizon shes in jorts every day probably
[00:06:39] foxy/rizon leggigns
[00:06:39] mrinfinity/rizon wof: tried twice, nah
[00:06:43] foxy/rizon leggings
[00:06:43] * irishh/rizon joined #computertech
[00:06:45] wof/rizon iron keeps it solid straight and wifes are always there fr you
[00:06:52] mrinfinity/rizon i figured but i didnt want to say it
[00:06:55] mrinfinity/rizon legs
[00:07:03] * mrinfinity/rizon googly eyes
[00:07:12] irishh/rizon Morning
[00:07:20] mrinfinity/rizon best wife = do you, i do me, balance out in the middle
[00:07:22] mrinfinity/rizon iron her own shit
[00:07:24] * Maylay/rizon joined #computertech
[00:07:25] mrinfinity/rizon ill handle mines
[00:07:48] mrinfinity/rizon throw in dryer anti wrinkle
[00:07:49] mrinfinity/rizon done
[00:07:51] mrinfinity/rizon boom
[00:08:03] Frogorg/rizon hello irishh
[00:08:12] wof/rizon mrinfinity: i iron i'm a bitch
[00:08:13] wof/rizon ;(
[00:08:14] mrinfinity/rizon same amount of energy to as ironing
[00:08:14] ComputerTech/rizon back
[00:08:25] wof/rizon mrinfinity: my wife and cocubine doesn't iron
[00:08:27] mrinfinity/rizon oh you're one of them classy creased dress pants and shiny shoes?
[00:08:27] foxy/rizon .quote add <~wof> mrinfinity: i iron i'm a bitch
[00:08:28] Quotes/rizon [Quote] Added quote #338 by foxy
[00:08:28] Quotes/rizon [Quote] <~wof> mrinfinity: i iron i'm a bitch
[00:08:34] ComputerTech/rizon wof -_-
[00:08:41] wof/rizon ComputerTech: o/
[00:08:57] wof/rizon concubine w/e
[00:09:11] mrinfinity/rizon i got jeans, i have hoodies, i have socks, underwear, and bunch of suits that are tailored if i need them (in all sizes, skinny to fat)
[00:09:17] mrinfinity/rizon i dont understand why we can't all wear buttflaps tho
[00:09:22] mrinfinity/rizon and coconut shells for bras
[00:09:24] mrinfinity/rizon all you need really
[00:09:25] Zack/rizon I like my vagina.
[00:09:32] wof/rizon Zack: pussy
[00:09:44] mrinfinity/rizon tarzan and jane had it figured out imo
[00:10:23] mrinfinity/rizon damn gotta go do laundry and adult bbl
[00:13:34] Frogorg/rizon I should go to sleep but I want to play Cities Skylines
[00:13:52] * ComputerTech/rizon gives Frogorg a cookie
[00:14:04] Frogorg/rizon ComputerTech: I have to refuse, I'm on a diet and I'm out of macros
[00:14:06] Frogorg/rizon but thank you
[00:17:29] * Maylay/rizon joined #computertech
[00:19:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:19:10] ComputerTech/rizon !bang
[00:19:11] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[00:19:11] sur/rizon !bang
[00:19:11] DuckHunt/rizon sur > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
[00:19:11] ComputerTech/rizon !reload
[00:19:11] ComputerTech/rizon !bang
[00:19:11] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[00:19:13] ComputerTech/rizon !bang
[00:19:13] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
[00:19:14] ComputerTech/rizon !reload
[00:19:14] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
[00:19:14] ComputerTech/rizon !bang
[00:19:14] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
[00:19:15] ComputerTech/rizon !reload
[00:19:17] ComputerTech/rizon !bang
[00:19:17] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
[00:19:19] sur/rizon !reload
[00:19:19] DuckHunt/rizon sur > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
[00:19:19] ComputerTech/rizon !reload
[00:19:21] ComputerTech/rizon !bang
[00:19:21] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
[00:19:22] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 3/3
[00:19:23] sur/rizon !bang
[00:19:23] crovax/rizon !meow
[00:19:23] DuckHunt/rizon *PEWWW* sur's bullet ricochetes on c0ded, thanks to their deflection modifier of 8%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
[00:19:23] DuckHunt/rizon crovax > *CLACK* JAMMED GUN
[00:19:23] ComputerTech/rizon !reload
[00:19:26] ComputerTech/rizon lol
[00:19:26] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/4 | Chargers: 2/3
[00:19:28] ComputerTech/rizon !rearm sur
[00:19:28] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/4 | Chargers: 2/3
[00:19:29] sur/rizon D:
[00:19:30] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 2/3
[00:19:32] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech returns sur's gun to them.
[00:19:36] ComputerTech/rizon !bang
[00:19:36] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 35.441s, which makes you a total of 161 ducks (including 19 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 14 (duck eater). \_X< *KWAK* [48 xp]
[00:19:37] crovax/rizon scam bot
[00:19:39] ComputerTech/rizon \o/
[00:19:40] ComputerTech/rizon no u
[00:19:44] ComputerTech/rizon Peorth wins all the tim
[00:19:45] ComputerTech/rizon time*
[00:19:47] ComputerTech/rizon and he doesn't scam
[00:19:49] ComputerTech/rizon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[00:20:35] sur/rizon scam
[00:20:44] * Mikoolo/rizon puts a potato in the bot.
[00:20:52] * wof/rizon coughs
[00:21:26] wof/rizon crovax: we have alligator alley
[00:21:35] crovax/rizon throw ct down it
[00:21:41] wof/rizon lol
[00:21:51] wof/rizon everglades ComputerTech rip
[00:22:10] Frogorg/rizon ohio Mikoolo
[00:22:18] wof/rizon gators will eat him like butter
[00:22:22] Mikoolo/rizon Nebraska Frogorg.
[00:22:36] * wof/rizon starts packing ComputerTech into 6 pieces
[00:22:37] Ryu I'm from ohio
[00:22:56] crovax/rizon are people just naming places and peoples names at random now
[00:23:30] Mikoolo/rizon Yes.
[00:23:33] Mikoolo/rizon It's the new thing.
[00:23:45] crovax/rizon kentucky Lord255
[00:23:54] ComputerTech/rizon wof wat
[00:23:55] Mikoolo/rizon OR. Frogorg said "Oh hi!" to me, crovax.
[00:24:01] Mikoolo/rizon But wrote it as Ohio.
[00:24:09] crovax/rizon yeah that must be it
[00:24:16] Mikoolo/rizon And I just replied with Nebraska.
[00:24:19] Mikoolo/rizon Another state in US.
[00:24:37] crovax/rizon kansas Mikoolo
[00:24:44] wof/rizon ComputerTech: here in florida we have everglades where all the gators live
[00:24:45] Mikoolo/rizon Oregon crovax.
[00:24:50] ComputerTech/rizon wof, gators bad
[00:24:52] wof/rizon ComputerTech: also large snakes
[00:24:55] crovax/rizon wof shh dont tell him
[00:25:00] crovax/rizon ComputerTech its where all the sheep live
[00:25:00] wof/rizon ok ok
[00:25:02] wof/rizon i'll stop
[00:25:02] crovax/rizon youll love it
[00:25:03] ComputerTech/rizon crovax: :O
[00:25:10] Mikoolo/rizon New Zeeland?
[00:25:11] * FireWire/rizon gives ComputerTech a dram and haggis
[00:25:16] * ComputerTech/rizon gives FireWire some aussie beer
[00:25:16] ComputerTech/rizon :>
[00:25:25] wof/rizon ComputerTech: its a great place to be in 6 pieces
[00:25:28] FireWire/rizon sod off :PPPPPPP
[00:25:28] ComputerTech/rizon wof o.O
[00:25:31] ComputerTech/rizon FireWire: hehe
[00:25:35] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, you should move to China.
[00:25:36] wof/rizon <_<
[00:25:36] wof/rizon >_>
[00:25:39] Mikoolo/rizon They have the most cheep.
[00:25:40] ComputerTech/rizon Mikoolo: y
[00:25:41] Mikoolo/rizon Sheep*
[00:25:46] ComputerTech/rizon 👀
[00:25:49] wof/rizon china is expensive
[00:25:51] crovax/rizon ComputerTech should move to north korea
[00:25:55] wof/rizon i looked into moving to hong kong
[00:25:59] Mikoolo/rizon Australia has the third largest sheep population.
[00:26:00] ComputerTech/rizon crovax: ;(
[00:26:10] FireWire/rizon we don't have as much sheep as we used to
[00:26:17] FireWire/rizon ComputerTech took em lol
[00:26:18] crovax/rizon thanks to ct
[00:26:20] ComputerTech/rizon >:D
[00:26:27] crovax/rizon damnit ct this is why we cant have nice things
[00:26:35] ComputerTech/rizon that's what wof says!
[00:26:36] ComputerTech/rizon copycat
[00:26:36] wof/rizon crovax: hong kong is more expensive than nyc
[00:26:37] ComputerTech/rizon ;(
[00:26:53] wof/rizon its like manhattan on meth
[00:26:57] Mikoolo/rizon Move to Melbourne, Australia.
[00:27:02] crovax/rizon yeah hk gets nuts
[00:27:11] crovax/rizon singapore gets really nuts
[00:27:18] Mikoolo/rizon Move to Taiwan instead.
[00:27:28] Mikoolo/rizon Before china invades it.
[00:28:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:28:04] ComputerTech/rizon !bang
[00:28:04] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 2/3
[00:28:04] FireWire/rizon !meow
[00:28:04] DuckHunt/rizon FireWire > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.169s, which makes you a total of 41 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
[00:28:07] ComputerTech/rizon ree
[00:28:08] ComputerTech/rizon ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
[00:28:09] crovax/rizon rekt
[00:28:12] ComputerTech/rizon ☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT
[00:28:14] FireWire/rizon teehee
[00:28:18] ComputerTech/rizon REEE
[00:28:19] ComputerTech/rizon (╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻
[00:28:34] * Maylay/rizon joined #computertech
[00:28:36] FireWire/rizon China will probably invade
[00:28:47] FireWire/rizon it's elections next year
[00:28:48] ComputerTech/rizon rip US
[00:28:49] ComputerTech/rizon :>
[00:28:59] ComputerTech/rizon china always cheats
[00:28:59] ComputerTech/rizon ;(
[00:29:05] crovax/rizon so does your mom
[00:29:09] ComputerTech/rizon ...
[00:29:12] crovax/rizon :P
[00:29:15] ComputerTech/rizon mf
[00:29:15] ComputerTech/rizon :P
[00:29:26] FireWire/rizon so there'll be a war
[00:29:34] ComputerTech/rizon there already is one
[00:29:36] ComputerTech/rizon ¯\(°_o)/¯
[00:29:40] ComputerTech/rizon one more can't hurt
[00:29:40] ComputerTech/rizon kek
[00:29:48] FireWire/rizon heh
[00:30:13] FireWire/rizon those balloons
[00:36:46] Saphir/rizon hey FireWire :)
[00:37:33] FireWire/rizon hey Saphir :D
[00:38:49] Saphir/rizon How are you doing friend :)
[00:40:31] FireWire/rizon I'm good and you
[00:49:12] Saphir^Lounge cant complain here, just tired already
[00:50:08] * mr8/rizon joined #computertech
[00:50:11] FireWire/rizon how come
[00:50:16] mr8/rizon wof was right
[00:50:20] mr8/rizon ssh/mosh in to irc
[00:50:39] * mr8/rizon will roll a fatty join in honor of the weechatz
[00:50:41] mr8/rizon wuddup FireWire
[00:50:57] FireWire/rizon not a lot and you
[00:51:41] mr8/rizon weed and music
[00:51:43] mr8/rizon house work
[00:52:54] FireWire/rizon sounds like fun
[00:56:19] mrinfinity/rizon i guess
[00:56:57] FireWire/rizon :D
[00:57:02] mrinfinity/rizon ;x ;)
[00:57:06] mrinfinity/rizon (^<_^)
[00:57:13] mrinfinity/rizon t(^<_^)z
[00:57:22] FireWire/rizon lol
[00:59:10] Mikoolo/rizon Blue shark is back.
[00:59:14] Mikoolo/rizon Wish I had some snacks now.
[00:59:46] Mikoolo/rizon Stream should start any minute now.
[01:03:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[01:04:33] * dumbgoy_/rizon joined #computertech
[01:05:16] * Rebel_n00b/rizon joined #computertech
[01:05:37] ComputerTech/rizon Rebel_n00b:
[01:05:38] ComputerTech/rizon sup colby
[01:05:55] Rebel_n00b/rizon hi hi
[01:06:00] ComputerTech/rizon (•◡•)/
[01:06:02] ComputerTech/rizon hows it going
[01:06:05] Rebel_n00b/rizon just chillin out
[01:06:10] ComputerTech/rizon nice
[01:06:10] ComputerTech/rizon same
[01:06:11] Rebel_n00b/rizon kids are finally winding down
[01:06:15] Rebel_n00b/rizon crazy creatures
[01:06:18] ComputerTech/rizon \o/
[01:06:18] ComputerTech/rizon you drinking?
[01:06:35] Rebel_n00b/rizon just poured some vodka and oj
[01:06:36] Rebel_n00b/rizon lol
[01:06:44] ComputerTech/rizon nice
[01:08:00] DuckHunt/rizon The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
[01:09:49] Mikoolo/rizon It's marketing.
[01:10:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[01:10:03] ComputerTech/rizon !bang
[01:10:03] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 2/3
[01:10:04] ComputerTech/rizon !reload
[01:10:04] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 1/3
[01:10:04] ComputerTech/rizon !bang
[01:10:04] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.617s, which makes you a total of 162 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
[01:10:06] ComputerTech/rizon :>
[01:10:12] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, you better eat that.
[01:10:44] ComputerTech/rizon (•̀ᴗ•́)و
[01:10:47] * ComputerTech/rizon gives the duck to Mikoolo
[01:10:51] Mikoolo/rizon No
[01:10:55] ComputerTech/rizon y
[01:10:59] ComputerTech/rizon i'm a pescatarian
[01:10:59] Mikoolo/rizon You should pluck it. Empty it.
[01:11:01] Mikoolo/rizon Cook it.
[01:11:04] Mikoolo/rizon And eat it.
[01:11:13] ComputerTech/rizon :(
[01:11:16] Mikoolo/rizon Or are you hunting for sports?
[01:11:16] ComputerTech/rizon poor ducky
[01:11:20] Mikoolo/rizon For the joy of killing ducks?
[01:11:21] ComputerTech/rizon sports
[01:11:21] ComputerTech/rizon yes
[01:11:21] ComputerTech/rizon (⚆ ʖ̯⚆) 👍
[01:11:24] ComputerTech/rizon yes
[01:11:38] Mikoolo/rizon Duck is imo better than chicken.
[01:11:51] ComputerTech/rizon last time i had anything besides fish
[01:11:52] ComputerTech/rizon i was 4
[01:11:53] ComputerTech/rizon so...
[01:11:54] ComputerTech/rizon lol
[01:12:06] Mikoolo/rizon Was it a choice or forced on you by your parents?
[01:12:36] ComputerTech/rizon choice
[01:12:42] Mikoolo/rizon Doubt it at that age.
[01:12:42] ComputerTech/rizon me and my brother sorta forced them
[01:12:45] ComputerTech/rizon they ate meat
[01:12:50] ComputerTech/rizon until my brother convinved them not to
[01:12:51] ComputerTech/rizon lol
[01:12:59] ComputerTech/rizon mostly my brother tbh
[01:13:03] ComputerTech/rizon because we live in the country
[01:13:11] ComputerTech/rizon having cows as pets was common
[01:13:49] Mikoolo/rizon Never stopped me from eating reindeers, cows, sheep, chicken, beer, moonshine, ants.
[01:14:52] No_One/rizon Mikoolo: What's to stop you from eating 100k ants at once while covered in honey?
[01:15:15] Mikoolo/rizon I wouldn't even attempt doing that.
[01:15:17] ComputerTech/rizon :O
[01:15:38] Mikoolo/rizon But we could do that to ComputerTech, No_One.
[01:15:49] Mikoolo/rizon But dig a nice shoulder deep pit for him first.
[01:16:13] ComputerTech/rizon :(
[01:16:27] * Mikoolo/rizon digs a shoulder deep pit for ComputerTech.
[01:16:32] Mikoolo/rizon Here, get in.
[01:16:34] * ComputerTech/rizon kicks Mikoolo
[01:16:35] ComputerTech/rizon :>
[01:16:41] Mikoolo/rizon Theres a potato in the bottom!
[01:16:47] ComputerTech/rizon WAT
[01:16:49] ComputerTech/rizon gibz
[01:16:56] Mikoolo/rizon Go into the pit and get it!
[01:17:13] Mikoolo/rizon Wait.
[01:17:20] Mikoolo/rizon I've seen people escape from this.
[01:17:21] * ComputerTech/rizon waits in pit
[01:17:22] ComputerTech/rizon :(
[01:17:27] * Mikoolo/rizon ties ComputerTech's arms and legs with rope.
[01:17:42] * Mikoolo/rizon covers the pit with soil so only ComputerTech's head is above ground.
[01:17:54] Mikoolo/rizon There
[01:18:07] ComputerTech/rizon o.o
[01:18:09] * Mikoolo/rizon pours honey on ComputerTech's head and a trail to neary anthills.
[01:18:14] * ComputerTech/rizon noms
[01:18:15] Mikoolo/rizon nearby*
[01:18:23] ComputerTech/rizon ...
[01:18:24] ComputerTech/rizon :(
[01:18:26] ComputerTech/rizon y
[01:18:43] Mikoolo/rizon So you get to know one of the meanest evilest execution methods.
[01:18:49] ComputerTech/rizon ;-;
[01:18:54] Mikoolo/rizon But if you survive I'll forgive you of all your sins.
[01:19:34] * ComputerTech/rizon survives
[01:19:35] ComputerTech/rizon okay done
[01:19:36] ComputerTech/rizon ;>
[01:19:42] NiniGeo2/rizon Yay CT is here :3
[01:19:47] * NiniGeo2/rizon gives ComputerTech a ComputerCookie
[01:19:48] * ComputerTech/rizon pets NiniGeo2
[01:19:50] NiniGeo2/rizon :]
[01:19:50] ComputerTech/rizon aw
[01:19:54] * ComputerTech/rizon gives NiniGeo2 a uwu cookie
[01:20:07] NiniGeo2/rizon Wooooooo, thx :3
[01:20:14] * NiniGeo2/rizon crunchmunches cookie
[01:20:21] Mikoolo/rizon You wouldn't, ComputerTech.
[01:20:29] Mikoolo/rizon The ants would start eating you while you're alive.
[01:20:29] ComputerTech/rizon i would!
[01:20:30] ComputerTech/rizon ;(
[01:20:33] ComputerTech/rizon huh
[01:20:35] Mikoolo/rizon And you can't escape.
[01:20:39] ComputerTech/rizon reminds me of the time
[01:20:42] ComputerTech/rizon i would stick my hand
[01:20:47] ComputerTech/rizon in an ants nest
[01:20:54] ComputerTech/rizon and let the ants bite my hand lol
[01:21:01] * ComputerTech/rizon giggles at the old times
[01:21:10] NiniGeo2/rizon D:
[01:23:14] sur/rizon you're fuckin weird
[01:23:22] ComputerTech/rizon sur, ikr lol
[01:23:34] Mikoolo/rizon He's not weird.
[01:23:41] Mikoolo/rizon He's completely normal.
[01:23:56] Mikoolo/rizon By irish standards.
[01:24:09] malign/rizon 😆
[01:24:35] ComputerTech/rizon Mikoolo: based
[01:24:49] sur/rizon @ustats ComputerTech
[01:24:49] ChanStat/rizon (UserStats): (ComputerTech) Lines: 9,402 Words: 23,188 Letters: 113,363. Most active at 07:00 PM UTC. Most active channel #computertech. Ranked 12 out of 274 users with 121 lines today. Quote: tbf i used his web to tie you down, so...
[01:26:28] mr8/rizon .weather 74344
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[01:27:00] * mrFrozt/rizon puff puff
[01:29:49] * [TechNet] set mode +qo ComputerTech ComputerTech
[01:29:49] * ComputerTech joined #computertech
[01:32:20] End3r/rizon @ustats
[01:32:20] ChanStat/rizon (UserStats): (End3r) Lines: 1,187 Words: 3,881 Letters: 19,137. Most active at 03:00 AM UTC. Most active channel #computertech. Quote: If I was bald, I could be Capt. Picard!
[01:32:24] crovax/rizon .w
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[01:32:26] Saphir stop killing ComputerTech or he becomes an endangered species at one point :D
[01:32:33] crovax/rizon lol
[01:38:48] ComputerTech/rizon .quote search thebaine
[01:38:48] Quotes/rizon [Quote] #18 added by DICK 1 year 43 weeks 3 days 8 hours 34 seconds ago.
[01:38:48] Quotes/rizon [Quote] * thebaine-_- has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
[01:38:55] ComputerTech/rizon .quote search python
[01:38:55] Quotes/rizon [Quote] #336 added by ComputerTech 4 hours 31 minutes 29 seconds ago.
[01:38:56] Quotes/rizon [Quote] <kisser> Why does Python live on land? By the way? <kisser> Because it is above C level!
[01:38:58] ComputerTech/rizon nvm
[01:40:16] Phoenix/rizon it is above C level?!
[01:40:44] NiniGeo2/rizon The joke is that Python is a higher-level language than C is.
[01:41:02] ComputerTech/rizon Phoenix: hehe
[01:41:04] Phoenix/rizon ahh
[01:41:07] Mikoolo/rizon No
[01:41:11] Mikoolo/rizon Python is a snake.
[01:41:14] Mikoolo/rizon It does not live in water.
[01:41:18] Mikoolo/rizon So it's above c level.
[01:41:20] Mikoolo/rizon Sea level.
[01:41:28] Mikoolo/rizon There.
[01:41:29] ComputerTech/rizon lol
[01:41:31] Mikoolo/rizon Welcometo dad jokes.
[01:41:51] ComputerTech/rizon thx
[01:41:53] ComputerTech/rizon glad to be here
[01:41:53] ComputerTech/rizon ;>
[01:42:52] Mikoolo/rizon .wiki pythonidae
[01:43:13] No_One/rizon Mikoolo: Why, WHY? Must you destroy jokes by explaining them?
[01:43:24] No_One/rizon THAT'S MY JOB!
[01:43:24] ComputerTech/rizon lol
[01:43:30] ComputerTech/rizon ^ he's right
[01:43:31] Mikoolo/rizon No_One be faster.
[01:43:41] ComputerTech/rizon keke
[01:44:10] NiniGeo2/rizon xD
[01:44:24] Mikoolo/rizon The worst programmers code in F.
[01:44:50] ComputerTech/rizon racist
[01:45:01] No_One/rizon Yes?
[01:45:07] NiniGeo2/rizon Do you mean F#?
[01:45:09] ComputerTech/rizon D:
[01:45:13] Mikoolo/rizon No
[01:45:14] Mikoolo/rizon F
[01:45:30] NiniGeo2/rizon I've heard of C and D and F# programming languages, but not F.
[01:45:49] Mikoolo/rizon Not F#
[01:45:50] Mikoolo/rizon But F
[01:45:57] Mikoolo/rizon Influenced by Fortran 95.
[01:46:02] NiniGeo2/rizon Oh dang.
[01:46:06] NiniGeo2/rizon That's oldschool.
[01:46:53] ComputerTech/rizon .quote search hickory
[01:46:53] Quotes/rizon [Quote] #245 added by ComputerTech 15 weeks 6 days 10 minutes 51 seconds ago.
[01:46:53] Quotes/rizon [Quote] (~y) Hickory dickory dock, your mom was sucking my cock. The clock struck ten, she went for a bend, I went full send. hickory dickory dock
[01:47:11] Mikoolo/rizon Like all irish people ComputerTech is 416 when it comes to his penis.
[01:47:18] ComputerTech/rizon o.O
[01:47:19] ComputerTech/rizon wat
[01:47:19] NiniGeo2/rizon lolwut
[01:47:26] Mikoolo/rizon The htlm error code
[01:47:30] ComputerTech/rizon huh
[01:47:32] ComputerTech/rizon .u 416
[01:47:33] Internets/rizon :: [1/4] 416 :: [the area] code for [toronto] canada and other parts of the [greater] toronto area ::
[01:47:33] Internets/rizon :: [2/4] 416 :: The secret gang of [river side]. its named after the hotel room the [founding fathers] stayed [in o] thier dc trip. ::
[01:47:33] Internets/rizon :: [3/4] Site-416 :: Site-416, located in parts of Asia and Europe, more specifically in Russia, near Mt. REDACTED, carrying out [containment] of [anomalous] entities. The objective is to preserve the [normalcy] of the ci... ::
[01:47:35] Mikoolo/rizon Range Not Satisfiable
[01:47:36] ComputerTech/rizon HUH
[01:47:39] ComputerTech/rizon ...
[01:47:42] * ComputerTech/rizon glares at Mikoolo
[01:48:25] Mikoolo/rizon And ToRS gets 402 as an answer when he tries to pick of chicks.
[01:48:54] ComputerTech/rizon >TorS
[01:48:56] ComputerTech/rizon ugh
[01:48:56] ComputerTech/rizon :(
[01:49:07] Mikoolo/rizon 402 = Payment Required
[01:49:20] ComputerTech/rizon lolololol
[01:49:22] ComputerTech/rizon nice Mikoolo
[01:49:52] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech said this to the prostitutes that fingered him in poland. 502.
[01:49:54] Mikoolo/rizon Bad Gateway.
[01:50:20] ComputerTech/rizon >:|
[01:50:21] Mikoolo/rizon And everything except pescatarian friendly is 403 for ComputerTech.
[01:50:25] Mikoolo/rizon Forbidden.
[01:50:44] ComputerTech/rizon (ง'̀-'́)ง
[01:50:46] ComputerTech/rizon ( ＾◡＾)っ🔪 Mikoolo
[01:52:22] Mikoolo/rizon IRA had a 409 with UK.
[01:52:36] * ComputerTech/rizon looks up 409
[01:52:41] Mikoolo/rizon conflict
[01:52:46] ComputerTech/rizon lol
[01:52:59] Mikoolo/rizon 418 is not a real error code tho.
[01:53:06] Mikoolo/rizon I'm a teapot.
[01:53:10] Phoenix/rizon says to ComputerTech HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY: Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)
[01:53:16] ComputerTech/rizon :O
[01:53:21] * ComputerTech/rizon says to Phoenix: fuck you
[01:53:21] ComputerTech/rizon :P
[01:53:22] ComputerTech/rizon hehe
[01:53:24] Phoenix/rizon hahha
[01:53:28] ComputerTech/rizon ;D
[01:53:29] ComputerTech/rizon sup mate
[01:53:36] Phoenix/rizon you liked the opposite gender part right!
[01:53:44] ComputerTech/rizon hehe
[01:53:49] Phoenix/rizon ahh relaxin .. not doing anything constructive as such
[01:53:54] ComputerTech/rizon nic
[01:53:56] ComputerTech/rizon nice*
[01:54:08] Mikoolo/rizon A more subtle one is to use the same shower creme/shampoo as your boss.
[01:54:09] Phoenix/rizon what about you?
[01:54:17] ComputerTech/rizon Chilling rn mate, drinking
[01:54:34] Phoenix/rizon hehe of course
[01:54:42] ComputerTech/rizon :D
[01:54:46] ComputerTech/rizon it's saturday!
[01:54:47] ComputerTech/rizon or was
[01:54:48] ComputerTech/rizon :\
[01:54:51] ComputerTech/rizon still saturday night
[01:54:51] ComputerTech/rizon ;)
[01:54:54] Phoenix/rizon Mikoolo, then bending down to view some docs right next to your boss?
[01:54:56] Phoenix/rizon haha
[01:55:09] ComputerTech/rizon lol
[01:55:26] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah, especially when he's been off for some meeting and haven't been home with his wife or her husband for days, Phoenix.
[01:55:57] Phoenix/rizon hahaha
[01:56:08] ComputerTech/rizon ;D
[01:56:13] Mikoolo/rizon He'll go "Oh is that XXX brand?" and then you should start blushing and avert your eyes.
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