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[00:22:22] Mikoolo/rizon Nebraska Frogorg.

[00:23:30] Mikoolo/rizon Yes.

[00:23:33] Mikoolo/rizon It's the new thing.

[00:23:55] Mikoolo/rizon OR. Frogorg said "Oh hi!" to me, crovax.

[00:24:01] Mikoolo/rizon But wrote it as Ohio.

[00:24:16] Mikoolo/rizon And I just replied with Nebraska.

[00:24:19] Mikoolo/rizon Another state in US.

[00:24:45] Mikoolo/rizon Oregon crovax.

[00:25:10] Mikoolo/rizon New Zeeland?

[00:25:35] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, you should move to China.

[00:25:39] Mikoolo/rizon They have the most cheep.

[00:25:41] Mikoolo/rizon Sheep*

[00:25:59] Mikoolo/rizon Australia has the third largest sheep population.

[00:26:57] Mikoolo/rizon Move to Melbourne, Australia.

[00:27:18] Mikoolo/rizon Move to Taiwan instead.

[00:27:28] Mikoolo/rizon Before china invades it.

[00:59:10] Mikoolo/rizon Blue shark is back.

[00:59:14] Mikoolo/rizon Wish I had some snacks now.

[00:59:46] Mikoolo/rizon Stream should start any minute now.

[01:09:49] Mikoolo/rizon It's marketing.

[01:10:12] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, you better eat that.

[01:10:51] Mikoolo/rizon No

[01:10:59] Mikoolo/rizon You should pluck it. Empty it.

[01:11:01] Mikoolo/rizon Cook it.

[01:11:04] Mikoolo/rizon And eat it.

[01:11:16] Mikoolo/rizon Or are you hunting for sports?

[01:11:20] Mikoolo/rizon For the joy of killing ducks?

[01:11:38] Mikoolo/rizon Duck is imo better than chicken.

[01:12:06] Mikoolo/rizon Was it a choice or forced on you by your parents?

[01:12:42] Mikoolo/rizon Doubt it at that age.

[01:13:49] Mikoolo/rizon Never stopped me from eating reindeers, cows, sheep, chicken, beer, moonshine, ants.

[01:15:15] Mikoolo/rizon I wouldn't even attempt doing that.

[01:15:38] Mikoolo/rizon But we could do that to ComputerTech, No_One.

[01:15:49] Mikoolo/rizon But dig a nice shoulder deep pit for him first.

[01:16:32] Mikoolo/rizon Here, get in.

[01:16:41] Mikoolo/rizon Theres a potato in the bottom!

[01:16:56] Mikoolo/rizon Go into the pit and get it!

[01:17:13] Mikoolo/rizon Wait.

[01:17:20] Mikoolo/rizon I've seen people escape from this.

[01:17:54] Mikoolo/rizon There

[01:18:15] Mikoolo/rizon nearby*

[01:18:43] Mikoolo/rizon So you get to know one of the meanest evilest execution methods.

[01:18:54] Mikoolo/rizon But if you survive I'll forgive you of all your sins.

[01:20:21] Mikoolo/rizon You wouldn't, ComputerTech.

[01:20:29] Mikoolo/rizon The ants would start eating you while you're alive.

[01:20:35] Mikoolo/rizon And you can't escape.

[01:23:34] Mikoolo/rizon He's not weird.

[01:23:41] Mikoolo/rizon He's completely normal.

[01:23:56] Mikoolo/rizon By irish standards.

[01:41:07] Mikoolo/rizon No

[01:41:11] Mikoolo/rizon Python is a snake.

[01:41:14] Mikoolo/rizon It does not live in water.

[01:41:18] Mikoolo/rizon So it's above c level.

[01:41:20] Mikoolo/rizon Sea level.

[01:41:28] Mikoolo/rizon There.

[01:41:31] Mikoolo/rizon Welcometo dad jokes.

[01:42:52] Mikoolo/rizon .wiki pythonidae

[01:43:31] Mikoolo/rizon No_One be faster.

[01:44:24] Mikoolo/rizon The worst programmers code in F.

[01:45:13] Mikoolo/rizon No

[01:45:14] Mikoolo/rizon F

[01:45:40] Mikoolo/rizon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F_(programming_language)

[01:45:49] Mikoolo/rizon Not F#

[01:45:50] Mikoolo/rizon But F

[01:45:57] Mikoolo/rizon Influenced by Fortran 95.

[01:47:11] Mikoolo/rizon Like all irish people ComputerTech is 416 when it comes to his penis.

[01:47:26] Mikoolo/rizon The htlm error code

[01:47:35] Mikoolo/rizon Range Not Satisfiable

[01:48:25] Mikoolo/rizon And ToRS gets 402 as an answer when he tries to pick of chicks.

[01:49:07] Mikoolo/rizon 402 = Payment Required

[01:49:52] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech said this to the prostitutes that fingered him in poland. 502.

[01:49:54] Mikoolo/rizon Bad Gateway.

[01:50:21] Mikoolo/rizon And everything except pescatarian friendly is 403 for ComputerTech.

[01:50:25] Mikoolo/rizon Forbidden.

[01:52:22] Mikoolo/rizon IRA had a 409 with UK.

[01:52:41] Mikoolo/rizon conflict

[01:52:59] Mikoolo/rizon 418 is not a real error code tho.

[01:53:06] Mikoolo/rizon I'm a teapot.

[01:54:08] Mikoolo/rizon A more subtle one is to use the same shower creme/shampoo as your boss.

[01:55:26] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah, especially when he's been off for some meeting and haven't been home with his wife or her husband for days, Phoenix.

[01:56:13] Mikoolo/rizon He'll go "Oh is that XXX brand?" and then you should start blushing and avert your eyes.

[01:56:18] Mikoolo/rizon Hopefully.

[01:56:27] Mikoolo/rizon And say "I need to go to the bathroom."

[01:57:07] Mikoolo/rizon Well.

[01:57:24] Mikoolo/rizon Some unions in sweden punishes you if you quit your job instead for getting fired.

[01:57:33] Mikoolo/rizon Some doesn't care.

[01:57:55] Mikoolo/rizon But best would be if your boss would try to fire you for that. If he believes that you might be sleeping with his wife.

[01:58:07] Mikoolo/rizon And theres a union represented at work.

[01:58:33] Mikoolo/rizon Just go to your union representative or call them, say what happened and your boss will face war.

[01:58:45] Mikoolo/rizon And you might get some extra months of pay or get your job back.

[01:59:13] Mikoolo/rizon You can't get fired from work if you're drunk while at work in sweden.

[01:59:37] Mikoolo/rizon Your employer is forced to provide you with rehab or counseling first.

[02:00:03] Mikoolo/rizon You can get away with loads of shit while at work.

[02:00:08] Mikoolo/rizon In sweden.

[02:00:28] Mikoolo/rizon Like me and my co-worker? We entered private property with our clearing saws and took down some small spruces.

[02:00:36] Mikoolo/rizon A day after the owner came and shouted at us.

[02:00:41] Mikoolo/rizon THe owner of the property

[02:00:47] Mikoolo/rizon Not the owner of the company.

[02:01:05] Mikoolo/rizon I was polite with him, ask him for his phone number so my boss could call him.

[02:01:33] Mikoolo/rizon Then one day he called my boss coz the boss hadn't called him and said he had seen us and that we used chainsaws to take down the spruces.

[02:01:57] Mikoolo/rizon Boss said he asked the guy if he didn't see clearings saws but the guy was adamant that it was chainsaws.

[02:02:29] Mikoolo/rizon So the boss said "He can pull us to court but now I can say he gave a false statement."

[02:02:43] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[02:03:24] Mikoolo/rizon ANd the boss and his son (they are both owners of the company) said they would have done the same misstake. There was no clear poperty markings.

[02:03:29] Mikoolo/rizon And the area looked the same.

[02:03:33] Mikoolo/rizon Like continuously same.

[02:03:59] Mikoolo/rizon Looks like part of the municipaly forest rather than private property.

[02:04:20] Mikoolo/rizon So the boss got our backs there.

[02:04:26] Mikoolo/rizon And the company would have been sued.

[02:04:30] Mikoolo/rizon Not me and my collegue.

[02:04:52] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[02:05:55] Mikoolo/rizon Fucked up, entered private property, yelling, calling, boss had our back.

[02:05:58] Mikoolo/rizon The tl;dr.

[02:06:37] Mikoolo/rizon Just some small spruces taken down.

[02:07:11] Mikoolo/rizon Know what I do with trees?

[02:07:17] Mikoolo/rizon He didn't.

[02:07:27] Mikoolo/rizon I wipe my ass with trees.

[02:07:33] Mikoolo/rizon Mmmm nice soft toilet paper.

[02:08:05] Mikoolo/rizon here ComputerTech. https://youtu.be/BpXtAhiKHBE

[02:08:08] Mikoolo/rizon Toilet paper for men.

[18:22:00] Mikoolo/rizon Looks like a rectal prolapse.

[18:22:03] Mikoolo/rizon But less red.

[18:23:10] Mikoolo/rizon End3r, just drink Jägermeister until you wake up.

[18:23:26] Mikoolo/rizon Then continue 3 times more, End3r.

[18:23:48] Mikoolo/rizon The 56 herbs and spices in Jägermeister cures everything.

[18:24:21] Mikoolo/rizon There is no clinical test trial based proof that it cures cancer but I will tell you, it does cure cancer!

[18:24:53] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg thats why theres also spices in it.

[18:25:06] Mikoolo/rizon They together make the number 56.

[18:25:35] Mikoolo/rizon h4 have I told you about the most downloaded mobile game with photorealistic graphics and an engaging campaign?

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[18:27:11] Mikoolo/rizon Stardew Valley is nice.

[18:27:36] Mikoolo/rizon Real men play harvest moon on snes with the og gamepads.

[18:27:42] Mikoolo/rizon On a fat tv.

[18:27:46] Mikoolo/rizon Preferably 14"

[18:28:09] Mikoolo/rizon Thats why it's only real men!

[18:28:49] Mikoolo/rizon bbl gonna have a poop annd shower

[20:53:41] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg https://youtu.be/mnoZ0MCHPQI

[20:53:57] Mikoolo/rizon streamer does not approve of her theme song according to the chat.

[20:58:28] Mikoolo/rizon Rimworld?

[20:59:12] Mikoolo/rizon Hot

[20:59:16] Mikoolo/rizon Can I watch?

[20:59:22] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[20:59:24] Mikoolo/rizon It's a joke.

[21:03:57] Mikoolo/rizon Well.

[21:04:08] Mikoolo/rizon Dr_DICK used to play Rimworld, Frogorg.

[21:13:03] Mikoolo/rizon By a short old man with a huge beard and a walker.

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