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dgw/rizon
guys can stick random things in themselves too
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phonekait/rizon
As a chick, I do not stick random things in mine.
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ComputerTech/rizon
pats phonekait
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dgw/rizon
aww c'mon, phonekait, a little yeast infection never hurt anyone
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crovax/rizon
not even like a sharpie in 6th grade or something
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ComputerTech/rizon
nods
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crovax/rizon
caught a girl doin that in class once
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dgw/rizon
ComputerTech, sticking things in urself as a dude
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phonekait/rizon
It's also not hard to walk into Spencer's Gifts at 12 and buy a sex toy.
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dgw/rizon
using a sharpie in class is a staple of anime fanart...
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ComputerTech/rizon
eyes dgw
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dgw/rizon
"What if the real sex toy was the things we tried along the way?"
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dgw/rizon
don't worry your pretty little head, ComputerTech
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ComputerTech/rizon
nods
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Rizon/rizon
[Zack] Hi, I am an asshole. Will you please tell me to go fuck myself?
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phonekait/rizon
Nah, I was scared of potentially damaging my vagina, so I never put anything up there besides sex toys, medications (monistat), or tampons.
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dgw/rizon
I don't need the 8-ball to tell me. I know ComputerTech has attention deficit OOH SHINY
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dgw/rizon
public *list phonekait_secret_crushes
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phonekait/rizon
There's a liveshow Zack and I watch called What The Fuck Is Wrong With You
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dgw/rizon
(that's this channel rn)
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phonekait/rizon
And there's a general rule/category called "that doesn't go there"
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dgw/rizon
yep, definitely this channel
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DuckHunt/rizon
dgw > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.041s, which makes you a total of 65 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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dgw > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find some grease ! Jamming odds of your weapon are halved for 24h
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crovax/rizon
phonekait you ever put mdma up there
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dgw/rizon
why would you intentionally put pH-altering substances in there
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chain/rizon
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dgw/rizon
i've only suggested neutral or non-reactive materials :|
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phonekait/rizon
There is a yearly special the show runs called the Rectalspective
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phonekait/rizon
Keep in mind, this list is from American emergency rooms
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phonekait/rizon
Never mind the story from France who stuck a WW1 artillery shell up his ass
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ComputerTech/rizon
.quote add (@phonekait) Never mind the story from France who stuck a WW1 artillery shell up his ass (&crovax) wonder if it caused (&crovax) explosive diarhea
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] Added quote #372 by ComputerTech
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] (@phonekait) Never mind the story from France who stuck a WW1 artillery shell up his ass (&crovax) wonder if it caused (&crovax) explosive diarhea
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icopus/rizon
CT, I'm back. Can you believe it?!?
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icopus/rizon
Do school kids get Spring Break there?
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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icopus > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
phonekait > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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phonekait > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
phonekait > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
dgw > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 18.329s, which makes you a total of 66 ducks (including 5 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 10 (hunter). \_X< *KWAK* [36 xp]
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ComputerTech/rizon
icopus, we get breaks for holidays like, valentines, easter, things like that
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icopus/rizon
Our schools are on Spring Break right now for a week.
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Rizon/rizon
[Big_Boss] Hi, I am an asshole. Will you please tell me to go fuck myself?
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dgw/rizon
Katy is a city in Texas.
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icopus/rizon
That it is! We live just south of Katy, TX.
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Katie/rizon
Katie was one of my cats.....lol
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dgw/rizon
college friend used to live in Houston
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icopus/rizon
Yes, Katy is just west of Houston.
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icopus/rizon
"Very good! I'll soon change that!"
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ComputerTech/rizon
slaps crovax
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icopus/rizon
I think it's "Start The Commotion"
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube The Wiseguys - Start the Commotion (HD) :: (05:52) :: Views 72,639 :: Rating [+] 1,018 likes [+] 1,018 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Rizon/rizon
[Zack] Hi, I am an asshole. Will you please tell me to go fuck myself?
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dgw/rizon
is it bad that I quietly linked that in a work-email reply to someone who used the wrong name for me
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iwof/rizon
i had to rent another cottage
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ComputerTech/rizon
emoquits
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dgw/rizon
and "who's database" isn't asking about ownership
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dgw/rizon
you have activated my grammar teacher mode
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ComputerTech/rizon
emoquits tenfold
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taps chin
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iwof/rizon
owners of the rental showed up complaining about all the parking my family is taking up so we had to rent a cottage to please them
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iwof/rizon
cocoa beach don't allow cars on the road parking (wtf)
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iwof/rizon
so we rent a cottage behind the property that has 2x2
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iwof/rizon
but everyone is in here at the 3bed house
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Rizon/rizon
[Big_Boss] Hi, I am an asshole. Will you please tell me to go fuck myself?
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iwof/rizon
the property behind it is the house we rented
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iwof/rizon
great spot not from the beach
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Zack/rizon
ComputerTech is actually my bastard child I had with a goat.
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iwof/rizon
you're deploying some sort of prebuild software?
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iwof/rizon
easy to fix all that as long as you pay me $250 an hour
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runs
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ComputerTech/rizon
beats iwof up
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foxy/rizon
for some reason my eye is red
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irishh/rizon
Asking for pics but won’t even speak
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foxy/rizon
i'll post a pic in the discord channel
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ComputerTech/rizon
opens discord
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irishh/rizon
ComputerTech you look like a missing person poster from the 1980s
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irishh/rizon
Very Norman vibes rn ComputerTech js.
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crovax/rizon
million does it count if theyre the same material but dif color?
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foxy/rizon
how else do you expect virgins to act?
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ComputerTech/rizon
pats kisser
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kisser/rizon
but i can't be straight forward with him else he will get sad
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irishh/rizon
A virgin in Northern Ireland? That’s why they got rid of the pagan hilltop sacrifices there, couldn’t find any
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foxy/rizon
irishh, bring back the pagans
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ComputerTech/rizon
"ERROR 2002 (HY000): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/run/mysqld/mysqld.sock' (2)"
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foxy/rizon
rolls eyes
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Rizon/rizon
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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irishh/rizon
Instead of prescribing an ounce a month the government should just send me it all at once, once a year
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kisser/rizon
[03:05:48] <&Rizon> -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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eyes dgw
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foxy/rizon
someone is registered already
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foxy/rizon
NickServ- Someone is Beherit
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dgw/rizon
right, but they don't control mariadb
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DuckHunt/rizon
Hunting stats for dgw: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 1/4 | charg.: 2/3 | jammed: no (18 times) | confisc.: no (11 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 563 xp | lvl 10 (hunter) / 87 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 65% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 71% | effectiv. of fire: 59% | gun reliability: 94%+3% | armor: 22% | deflection: 14%[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag]
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DuckHunt/rizon
time: 55.675s | 66 ducks (incl. 5 golden ducks) | 45 misses | 8 accidents | 8 empty shots | 4 wild shots | 111 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 0 stray bullet from which 0 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Grease
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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foxy/rizon
ComputerTech, likes to break things
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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kisser/rizon
ComputerTech you should add candy to shop
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube DIY Dual-Layer LCD monitor - can it match OLED?? :: (12:17) :: Views 344,711 :: Rating [+] 29,361 likes [+] 29,361 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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dgw/rizon
adds over 250W to the power consumption of an LCD while also making it dimmer
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DuckHunt/rizon
dgw > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.483s, which makes you a total of 67 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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roasts the duck and sends some to irishh
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ComputerTech/rizon
chooses mariadb
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cackles at wildting2