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[06:42:08] Mikoolo/rizon Still awake \g?

[06:47:28] Mikoolo/rizon No thanks, c0ded, I just showered.

[06:47:33] Mikoolo/rizon Also bbl

[10:34:43] Mikoolo/rizon Colour it white. You mean white background and white text Audi?

[10:54:59] Mikoolo/rizon my baby shot me down

[12:24:39] Mikoolo/rizon \g https://youtu.be/8c7ZHCnQKDQ

[14:49:58] Mikoolo/rizon Wait what?

[14:51:59] Mikoolo/rizon In memory of h4 and #computertech and wof.

[18:02:17] Mikoolo/rizon This is a decent spotted dick, Audi.

[18:02:38] Mikoolo/rizon Gordon Ramsay would say "Could have been made fucking better but we're serving regular people right now so it's good enough!"

[18:03:59] Mikoolo/rizon You should start a mobile kitchen and sell Spotted dicks, Audi.

[18:04:10] Mikoolo/rizon Food truck.

[18:04:17] Mikoolo/rizon And and sell spotted dicks.

[18:04:53] Mikoolo/rizon And every 3 months you add a series of collectible Dick themed cards. 10 of them.

[18:04:59] Mikoolo/rizon And switch them out.

[18:05:19] Mikoolo/rizon Like first month you got actors and famous writers such as Philip K Dick and Dick van Dyke.

[18:05:40] Mikoolo/rizon That customers get with each order.

[18:06:13] Mikoolo/rizon And everyone that collects all 10 cards each quarter gets 1 free meal.

[18:06:35] Mikoolo/rizon Am I in your will \g?

[18:07:06] Mikoolo/rizon I could inherit your nick.

[18:08:20] Mikoolo/rizon Also, put on your headphones and raise the volume \g https://youtu.be/8c7ZHCnQKDQ

[18:10:28] Mikoolo/rizon Nah h4.

[18:10:36] Mikoolo/rizon It's a spotted dick, h4.

[18:11:21] Mikoolo/rizon h4 https://youtu.be/bya_W9hMyH8

[19:06:56] Mikoolo/rizon \g incase you forgot, konosuba spin-off started today.

[19:17:13] Mikoolo/rizon irishh

[19:17:15] Mikoolo/rizon A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why is your head so small?"

[19:17:15] Mikoolo/rizon He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have sex with me. She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"

[19:18:11] Mikoolo/rizon Any pretty women there?

[19:18:34] Mikoolo/rizon ANd jagged?

[19:19:07] Mikoolo/rizon No.

[19:19:26] Mikoolo/rizon \g I got a better one for the angel.

[19:19:35] Mikoolo/rizon \g did it hurt when you fell down?

[19:19:53] Mikoolo/rizon Because you're as beautiful as an angel.

[19:20:19] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah that \g.

[19:20:46] Mikoolo/rizon They all fell for me, h4 ;)

[19:21:07] Mikoolo/rizon I know \g.

[19:21:21] Mikoolo/rizon Is it abuse if the woman is a masochist and wants to be abused?

[19:22:06] Mikoolo/rizon I could not handle a masochistic fetish woman.

[19:23:01] Mikoolo/rizon One that gets wetter than the atlantic ocean when you call her a slut and that she should stfu and put my cock in her mouth, h4.

[19:23:29] Mikoolo/rizon Verbal masochist.

[19:23:45] Mikoolo/rizon Or one that wants you to spank her while doggy styling.

[19:23:51] Mikoolo/rizon Well.

[19:23:55] Mikoolo/rizon I could probably spank her.

[19:24:05] Mikoolo/rizon \g ever tried Bulleit Bourbon?

[19:24:30] Mikoolo/rizon I don't want him to be here.

[19:24:38] Mikoolo/rizon So \g have you?

[19:24:41] Mikoolo/rizon It's 90 proof.

[19:24:53] Mikoolo/rizon 45% abv for you ComputerTech.

[19:25:13] Mikoolo/rizon If you're at a bar right now, ComputerTech. Why the fuck are you even sitting on irc for?

[19:25:29] Mikoolo/rizon Oh I thought you were at one.

[19:25:40] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[19:25:50] Mikoolo/rizon Getting drunk on Good Friday, proper lad you are, ComputerTech.

[19:26:16] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you find a nice man to make a woman out of you.

[19:27:05] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I think ComputerTech would look quite passable wearing a flowery dress or a lolita dress and makeup.

[19:27:47] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech buy this https://i.etsystatic.com/26926439/r/il/dd9604/3818115165/il_570xN.3818115165_64k2.jpg

[19:27:55] Mikoolo/rizon Keep your blonde hair.

[19:28:00] Mikoolo/rizon And put on makeup.

[19:28:04] Mikoolo/rizon ASk your mum for help.

[19:28:13] Mikoolo/rizon Yee

[19:29:30] Mikoolo/rizon A military style lolita dress.

[19:30:10] Mikoolo/rizon Buy a bottle \g before you're done considering.

[19:30:36] Mikoolo/rizon Whenever \g is not on irc on a weekend he's with his pals, ComputerTech.

[19:31:44] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech have you ever considered wearing a dirndl?

[19:32:09] Mikoolo/rizon A dirndl.

[19:32:33] Mikoolo/rizon Dirndls are hot on a nice firgured woman.

[19:33:18] Mikoolo/rizon For non-cultured people you'd call it "Womens lederhosen" ComputerTech.

[19:34:21] Mikoolo/rizon Look ComputerTech https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e4/0e/7d/e40e7db82156e6822e5c23664655f5bb.jpg

[19:35:57] Mikoolo/rizon Here ComputerTech https://external-preview.redd.it/TauOGUxvyQeTVZDr_OK7GNC6m9QsOh5DTORcCEPX9hQ.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=d4260128c22631c485646cef0d3d8f9aa5b93e2c the most famous botched boobs in porn. \g can probably name her for you if you don't know her name.

[19:36:19] Mikoolo/rizon \g the pic I linked there is with cleavage.

[19:37:04] Mikoolo/rizon She had her tits redone a couple of years ago.

[19:37:17] Mikoolo/rizon Her name is Lisa Ann.

[19:37:21] Mikoolo/rizon 50 years old.

[19:38:51] Mikoolo/rizon h4 what do you say about Oktober fest 2024 and we'll take ComputerTech with us? And make him wake up next to a Oma one morning.

[19:39:22] Mikoolo/rizon Not even to see ComputerTech drunk as a skunk with a Oma?

[19:40:09] Mikoolo/rizon And screaming "BRATWURST IST PESCATARIAN!"

[19:41:06] Mikoolo/rizon Buy this t-shirt ComputerTech https://www.birdfurtees.com/s/files/1/1412/3446/products/Pescitarian_6c940a31-450b-47eb-8d75-53e99fd76d5e_grande.jpg

[19:41:39] Mikoolo/rizon Do you even get it?

[19:41:52] Mikoolo/rizon Explain then.

[19:42:09] Mikoolo/rizon he didn't get it.

[19:42:22] Mikoolo/rizon Thats Joe Pesci, ComputerTech. An actor.

[19:42:52] Mikoolo/rizon He's in Lethal Weapon, h4.

[19:42:58] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech hasn't seen those movies.

[19:43:11] Mikoolo/rizon You should ComputerTech.

[19:43:35] Mikoolo/rizon ^

[19:47:51] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://youtu.be/hBu6yKXiwz8

[19:47:57] Mikoolo/rizon Watch that ComputerTech.

[19:48:01] Mikoolo/rizon It's from Lethal Weapon 4.

[19:48:09] Mikoolo/rizon You should watch the movies.

[19:48:48] Mikoolo/rizon FIGHT!

[19:48:49] Mikoolo/rizon FIGHT!

[19:50:23] Mikoolo/rizon Wait thats not the full scene, ComputerTech watch this afterwards https://youtu.be/KRCzNJE1prM

[19:51:10] Mikoolo/rizon Do you dislike action movies ComputerTech?

[19:51:19] Mikoolo/rizon h4 logic is not a common thing in Ireland.

[19:51:25] Mikoolo/rizon Thats why the lost to the black'n'tans.

[19:51:47] Mikoolo/rizon Thinking they would be fighting against black and indians.

[19:52:00] Mikoolo/rizon But they met ww1 army vets.

[19:52:07] Mikoolo/rizon Not veterianarians, but veterans.

[19:53:36] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://youtu.be/bKeW-MGu-qQ

[19:53:51] Mikoolo/rizon Yes it is available in 1080p bluray, ComputerTech.

[19:55:03] Mikoolo/rizon On of the most famous austrian actors.

[19:55:14] Mikoolo/rizon ONe*

[19:56:26] Mikoolo/rizon I see he's 4 mangers drunk right now, h4.

[19:56:38] Mikoolo/rizon 6*

[19:56:54] Mikoolo/rizon And that will turn into a bbl.

[19:58:21] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/peCu-i6XT88?list=OLAK5uy_l8c35vmJ17aTD6U9_L-XXsjjjJsggMYM4

[19:58:48] Mikoolo/rizon I bet ComputerTech don't even know who Gavrilo was.

[19:58:57] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[19:59:04] Mikoolo/rizon He's the guy that shot archduke ferdinand.

[19:59:58] Mikoolo/rizon Yo Toni the tyger.

[20:01:07] Mikoolo/rizon Yee

[20:01:16] Mikoolo/rizon And not 2 hours from now but 16 hours.

[20:01:47] Mikoolo/rizon Naah

[20:01:50] Mikoolo/rizon Well

[20:01:51] Mikoolo/rizon Sort of.

[20:01:58] Mikoolo/rizon But only because he's at the pub.

[20:03:06] Mikoolo/rizon \g Good Friday should be a national holiday in USA.

[20:04:04] Mikoolo/rizon But apparently only 10 states observe it as one.

[20:05:13] Mikoolo/rizon Connecticut, delaware, hawaii, indiana, kentucky, louisiana, new jersey, north carolina, north dakota and tennessee.

[20:05:51] Mikoolo/rizon It took me too long to write that sentence. I think I should sober up a bit.

[20:07:44] Mikoolo/rizon Yee

[20:15:51] Mikoolo/rizon I bet your isp is throttling you again \g.

[20:17:10] Mikoolo/rizon foxy, dying light enhanced edition is free on epic store right now. Grab it while you can, if you use epic store ofc.

[20:17:34] Mikoolo/rizon Offer ends on april 16th 05:00 pm CET.

[20:17:45] Mikoolo/rizon April 13th 05:00 PM CET *

[20:18:34] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg Dumle is dangerous.

[20:18:50] Mikoolo/rizon You can't stop eating it whilst drunk.

[20:18:55] Mikoolo/rizon No

[20:18:56] Mikoolo/rizon 2

[20:19:14] Mikoolo/rizon I got 2 single dumles left right now , Frogorg.

[20:19:18] Mikoolo/rizon 220g

[20:19:25] Mikoolo/rizon 440g in total.

[20:19:33] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 42 sek to euro

[20:19:38] Mikoolo/rizon Thats what I paid for it.

[20:19:49] Mikoolo/rizon For the 2 bags.

[20:20:00] Mikoolo/rizon They were on sale.

[20:20:06] Mikoolo/rizon Like, 50% off.

[20:20:17] Mikoolo/rizon Otherwsise I rarely buy dumle.

[20:20:26] Mikoolo/rizon I am also drunk Frogorg.

[20:20:49] Mikoolo/rizon Almost had half a bottle of 45% abv american whiskey.

[20:21:00] Mikoolo/rizon Since lunchtime.

[20:21:32] Mikoolo/rizon Can I use the same excuse as ComputerTech uses, h4?

[20:21:40] Mikoolo/rizon No

[20:21:54] Mikoolo/rizon "I ain't alone if I am chatting on irc."

[20:22:06] Mikoolo/rizon Then yes.

[20:23:01] Mikoolo/rizon How has your Mikoolo experience been this day h4? Normal or bellow/above normal quality?

[20:23:25] Mikoolo/rizon Just one.

[20:23:39] Mikoolo/rizon Let me check if scorpo has a new video.

[20:24:01] Mikoolo/rizon Nah just the old vietnam one from 6 days ago.

[20:24:11] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/OCTWWgMtqGE

[20:24:32] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg https://youtu.be/JDB9BzY0b6o

[20:26:36] Mikoolo/rizon Scorpo has awesome videos.

[20:26:47] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg https://youtu.be/JAZD9351PqM

[20:28:57] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/Nrj2tmA_OOk @highlighteveryonecmdhere

[20:34:43] Mikoolo/rizon h4 you might hate me for this https://youtu.be/202LMVnU3W0

[20:34:50] Mikoolo/rizon More so than usually.

[20:36:42] Mikoolo/rizon ded

[20:36:48] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech strangled him.

[20:37:15] Mikoolo/rizon Better use the anus.

[20:37:25] Mikoolo/rizon He has touched the other two orifices.

[20:37:43] Mikoolo/rizon Is it enough?

[20:37:56] Mikoolo/rizon Use 2 condoms, with a layer of mustard between them

[20:38:06] Mikoolo/rizon So you get a audible warning if the first one breaks.

[20:39:08] Mikoolo/rizon Is that a challenge?

[20:39:37] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[20:39:38] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[20:43:43] Mikoolo/rizon \g put on your headphones and listen https://youtu.be/8c7ZHCnQKDQ

[20:51:23] Mikoolo/rizon Saphir have you ever considered the nick Tapir?

[20:51:58] Mikoolo/rizon Kinda reminds me of the animal.

[20:52:20] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/zJm6nDnR2SE

[20:54:27] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://youtu.be/cFMkZ1nHcWo

[23:11:28] Mikoolo/rizon \g you're allowed to hate it https://youtu.be/yfE6Btp_9Ww

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