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dramo/rizon
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.896s, which makes you a total of 188 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] <sushi-chan> "the shit i used to burn on cds" Yes I do that too, when I run out of toilet paper. I shit on CDs
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] #19 added by DICK 2 years 1 day 5 hours 23 minutes 29 seconds ago.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] <vae> those poor sheep being infected by ct <vae> gonna name a new variant after you. baaaaaavid.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] #89 added by ComputerTech 1 year 2 weeks 5 days 23 hours 34 minutes 23 seconds ago.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] 7 matches found: #61,56,71,44,359,210,101
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] #44 added by ComputerTech 1 year 16 weeks 32 minutes 5 seconds ago.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] h4> so ComputerTech ComputerTech> hm? h4> is your southern irish santa riding in a sleigh pulled by sheep and a sack full of potatoes?
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] The search returned a lot of results, output will be sent by notice.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] <ComputerTech> Man I would suck my own dick if i was a sheep
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] #24 added by h4 1 year 18 weeks 2 days 22 minutes 5 seconds ago.
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Mikoolo/rizon
I bought a dlc right now thats like 50% of the price for the maingame.
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foxy/rizon
gays need their beauty sleep too
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.479s, which makes you a total of 189 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Ahsoka/rizon
No amount of beauty can sadly help ComputerTech hes beyond that now
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ComputerTech/rizon
spanks Ahsoka
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crovax/rizon
Ahsoka idk plastic surgeons seem to be able to do a lot now
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crovax/rizon
could even throw some tits on him and turn his penis inside out
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crovax/rizon
idk but im sure for the right money someone out there will figure it out
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Ahsoka/rizon
But the cosmetic surgery to fix ComputerTech's face it would cost more money than anyone has in the world
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 3 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.
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foxy/rizon
<PapaFrog> How do you invert a 1" penis??--->perfect candidate to be female
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foxy/rizon
i need new friends to chat with
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 4.828s, which makes you a total of 190 ducks (including 12 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [63 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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therock247uk/rizon
sips his beer
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.369s, which makes you a total of 191 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
GK-KMFDM > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
The top duck(s) are: magic with 2365 xp | million with 1632 xp | peorth with 1479 xp | foxy with 466 xp | phoenix with 452 xp
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube ::You'll Be In My Heart, Optimus:: :: (04:06) :: Views 43,599 :: Rating [+] 618 likes [+] 618 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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End3r/rizon
stabs ComputerTech in the dick.
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ComputerTech/rizon
erects
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End3r/rizon
runs
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ComputerTech/rizon
chases after End3r
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End3r/rizon
screams RAPE! RAPE!
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ComputerTech/rizon
Because you kept pm'g people randomly to build a fucking time machine lol
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End3r/rizon
I may go tell myself to use a condom when we made you.
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ComputerTech/rizon
runs
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ComputerTech/rizon
but yesterday he kept pm'g everyone in this channel asking for them to build him a time machine
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DuckHunt/rizon
Hunting stats for end3r: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 3/6 | charg.: 2/2 | jammed: no (14 times) | confisc.: no (17 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 212 xp | lvl 6 (duck hater) / 58 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 46.67% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 60% | effectiv. of fire: 51% | gun reliability: 90% | armor: 12% | deflection: 6%
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[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 0.815s | average react. time: 33.741s | 55 ducks (incl. 13 golden ducks) | 52 misses | 11 accidents | 23 empty shots | 7 wild shots | 107 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 0 stray bullet from which 0 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
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DuckHunt/rizon
The top duck(s) are: magic with 2365 xp | million with 1632 xp | peorth with 1479 xp | foxy with 466 xp | phoenix with 452 xp
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ComputerTech/rizon
twiddles thunbs
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End3r/rizon
plays with himself in public.
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ComputerTech/rizon
touches End3r
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End3r/rizon
touches ComputerTech
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ComputerTech/rizon
runs
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End3r/rizon
He prolly won't get home until after 2am
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.051s, which makes you a total of 63 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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ComputerTech > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech is demoted to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks).
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End3r/rizon
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ComputerTech/rizon
pokes End3r's eyes
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End3r/rizon
cums
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ComputerTech/rizon
hides
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Rizon/rizon
kicked azirino/rizon (Requested (Peorth))
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foxy/rizon
rubs against Peorth
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foxy/rizon
rubs Peorth some more
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.358s, which makes you a total of 192 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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ComputerTech/rizon
pokes foxy
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ComputerTech/rizon
nods and sniffles
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gives C.T. some banana bread
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ComputerTech/rizon
pets NiniGeo2
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sushi-chan/rizon
I have to get a blood analysis afterwards so I won't stay long here
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sushi-chan/rizon
hugs
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ComputerTech/rizon
hugs sushi-chan
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sushi-chan/rizon
I wanna get a blood analysis to check if everythings alright
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sushi-chan/rizon
since I been eating so much sugary foods these days, I wanna make sure I didnt get diabetes or some crap like cholesterol etc
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sushi-chan/rizon
I dont think i have diabetes but wanna make sure still with this blood check
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sushi-chan/rizon
for now, I just succeeded with the hot chocolate drink lol I think it still delicious without sugar even.
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\g/rizon
i built a monolith today
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\g/rizon
a big upright block of stone
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sushi-chan/rizon
looks like a mix between a wardrobe and a gigantic USB stick
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\g/rizon
It's a server rack for housing network equipment and servers and stuff
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\g/rizon
That's what she said
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NiniGeo2/rizon
Hehe, I see the kitty liter box in the corner.
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\g/rizon
That thing is a godsend
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.405s, which makes you a total of 193 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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\g/rizon
I'm gonna get a second one at some point
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NiniGeo2/rizon
I heard that those litter robots are expensive o:
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\g/rizon
Yeah it was like $650
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foxy/rizon
hugs sushi-chan
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sushi-chan/rizon
hugs foxy
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Kuro-chan/rizon
picks up sushi-chan and carries her around the room
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sushi-chan/rizon
NiniGeo2 tho: how come these days you mostly here when I wake up? GREAT TIMING eh? Are you knowing when I wake up and go on the laptop for IRC? XD
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sushi-chan/rizon
purrs at kuro-chan
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foxy/rizon
who is watching the fresh prince of bel-air
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\g/rizon
I play it for my uncle
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\g/rizon
He likes those sitcoms
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Kuro-chan/rizon
scritches behind sushi-chan's ears
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NiniGeo2/rizon
lol sushi-chan I don't know what time you'll be online, but I tend to be online around similar times each day :P
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ComputerTech/rizon
pets NiniGeo2
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foxy/rizon
i used to watch it back in the day
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\g/rizon
I downloaded all the shows I liked when I was younger and threw them into Plex
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foxy/rizon
yeah i just get DarthOreo to download them on his plex :P
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\g/rizon
Hmm I wonder if I should get an LTT screwdriver
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\g/rizon
looks at CT
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 2/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 7.903s, which makes you a total of 194 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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\g/rizon
There's a multipack?
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\g/rizon
btw WAN Show was 5 hours 15 minutes last week
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sushi-chan/rizon
There was someone long time ago who won the lottery jackpot TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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\g/rizon
Wasn't there a lady that won 8 times
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\g/rizon
But it wasn't the jackpot, he just won prizes from the lotteries
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\g/rizon
Still takes a lot of luck to do tbh
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\g/rizon
When most people don't win more than a couple bucks once
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sushi-chan/rizon
some math freaks say u have to check probability / do the maths for knowing the right combination of numbers that will display on the lottery results etc
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sushi-chan/rizon
and I dont have enough time and energy to calculate the combination of numbers of every past lottery results to know which results gonna display now etc
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\g/rizon
Anyone who believes the lottery can be gamed by any method but cheating is an idiot
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\g/rizon
Because the game is entirely chance
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sushi-chan/rizon
but some ppl believe in those "conspiracy" things ya know
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\g/rizon
Like people that bet the same numbers over and over because they're 'lucky numbers'
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\g/rizon
if they're so lucky why haven't you won yet!
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sushi-chan/rizon
"the gov is comploting against us not winning the lottery"
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sushi-chan/rizon
I had that stupid idea before to buy 1000 lottery tickets to have 1000 probabilities/chances to win
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sushi-chan/rizon
1000 lottery tickets with different numbers each time*
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\g/rizon
The problem with that idea tho
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\g/rizon
I don't now the odds of winning out there but for example the Powerball here in America
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\g/rizon
You have a 1 in 292 million chance of winning
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\g/rizon
Buying a 1000 tickets really only reduces those odds to 1 in 292000
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\g/rizon
(And that's assuming all 1000 tickets have different numbers, which they may not unless you pick them all)
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sushi-chan/rizon
If you won the lottery and use the lottery money to buy 296 tickets to win again lol whats the point? and u not sure to win even
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\g/rizon
I've won once, but it wasn't the jackpot
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\g/rizon
I won $50k like 14 years ago