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million > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.298s, which makes you a total of 207 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Zack/rizon
Kuro-chan are you a fan of the flan?
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Internets/rizon
:: [1/10] flan :: [Light] [desert] that [everyone eats]. ::
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Internets/rizon
:: [2/10] flan :: [meaning] [cool] or [sweet] ::
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Internets/rizon
:: [3/10] flan :: A word for describing annoying, red-headed, goofs. / / [Synonym]: [Awkward] [Donkey] ::
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Zack/rizon
God dammit now I'm craving flan.
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Zack/rizon
And I have nobody to blame but myself for that.
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Ahsoka/rizon
tosses kuro-chan into a sack, makes sure to toss in a pudding pack, before throwing the sack on the back of a donkey, and riding off on it
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foxy/rizon
waves bye to the donkey
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Ahsoka/rizon
What hes getting free pudding out of it XD
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NiniGeo2/rizon
ba dum tsh on a set of drums
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foxy/rizon
did you steal the carrots from ComputerTech ?
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Ahsoka/rizon
I assume Kuro-chan is a butterscotch fan since i think everyone should be
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Ahsoka/rizon
Now i have a butterscotch pudding craving
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Kuro-chan/rizon
I have made butterscotch to go in my homemade ice cream
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 12.244s, which makes you a total of 208 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > The magazine of your gun is already full.
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Ahsoka/rizon
I found zero fat butterscotch pudding going to order it soon as i get paid again
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foxy/rizon
and why do they keep trying to pm me
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crovax/rizon
[09:55:32] <azirino> I want to create a time machine and I don't know how to do it
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foxy/rizon
i have no clue what he's try8ing to say
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crovax/rizon
[09:56:29] <crovax> if you figure it out lmk
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NiniGeo2/rizon
What if Azirino is fishin' for peeps who are time-travelers from the future who are living in our time? :O
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crovax/rizon
then he needs to up the dosage of his meds
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Ahsoka/rizon
Arent we all time travellers, everyone time travel forward one second at a time
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crovax/rizon
need to time travel back 21 years ago and knock up ct's mom before his biological dad could
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Ahsoka/rizon
I heard ComputerTech's father was king of the Gaping Anus Faced Mole people from Uranus
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crovax/rizon
he's actually of the low class Gaping Anus Faced Mole people from Uranus
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Peorth > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 7 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > The magazine of your gun is already full.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 2.551s, which makes you a total of 96 ducks (including 35 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [67 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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dramo/rizon
pets sushi-chan
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pets dramo
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.311s, which makes you a total of 209 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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foxy/rizon
hugs sushi-chan
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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sushi-chan/rizon
what if I identify as a sheep and start having sugrry to look like a sheep will comptech date me? lol
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 8.123s, which makes you a total of 66 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [16 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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crovax/rizon
the thought of having ct be interested
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dramo/rizon
yeah, he should be getting back by now
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crovax/rizon
and said he was gonna go get a cheap young hooker
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dramo/rizon
probably the hookers arent cheap enough for him
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crovax/rizon
he's prob just role playing with his normal sheep
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Internets/rizon
:: [1/10] chippy :: (adjective) [applied] to [hockey] games: [rough], involving lost tempers, fighting, and ejections ::
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Internets/rizon
:: [3/10] chippy :: [Carpenter] or [Fish and Chip Shop]. ::
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Internets/rizon
:: [2/10] chippy :: a female [prostitute], especially a [young] and [inexpensive] one ::
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dramo/rizon
i m guessing he s not gonna have an easy time getting a hooker with fish 'n chips
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dramo/rizon
after all the people with money have gone home
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foxy/rizon
i thought him and a were getting married
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dramo/rizon
ahsoka will forgive him for going to a hooker
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dramo/rizon
the less she sees of him, the happier their marriage will be
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foxy/rizon
now she'll be stuck looking at this ugly mullet
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Angel/rizon
foxy meant to say: now she'll be stuck looking at his ugly mullet
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.285s, which makes you a total of 210 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !
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sushii_/rizon
what does "connection reset by peer" mean?
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crovax/rizon
some guy named peer unplugged your cable line
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dramo/rizon
it kinda is the wrongest error-message ever though
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crovax/rizon
goin around fuckin with everyones connections
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.386s, which makes you a total of 211 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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dramo/rizon
shoots crovax
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crovax/rizon
i think computertech was this ones first though
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dramo/rizon
now i have to dress sushi up as a sheep,
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dramo/rizon
have her seduce c-tech and lure him into an alley,
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dramo/rizon
crovax can drive the getaway-car
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\g/rizon
cervix in a getaway car
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foxy/rizon
plays with sushii_ 'is hair
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sushii_/rizon
trust me I look prettier when I straighten it
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sushii_/rizon
it looks longer too when I straighten it. When I don't, it curls up so it looks shorter
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crovax/rizon
he just requires you to wear a wool sweater
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sushii_/rizon
I didnt understand the story, peorth lol
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sushii_/rizon
well i dont watch those kind of tv series (game of thrones or lord ring etc)
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crovax/rizon
person a saves persons b's life. normally person b would say "i owe you my life" to person a
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crovax/rizon
in this case the guy is saying that its really that person b is stuck with person a
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crovax/rizon
and gets to show em why god actually wanted em dead
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crovax/rizon
isnt it like middle of the night there
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crovax/rizon
hey sounds like theres some skill there
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feeds a chesscake treat to sushii_
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dramo/rizon
steals the chess-cake
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devours the chess-cake
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dramo/rizon
that mean bitch eating all the chess-cake
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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c0ded/rizon
talking to a girl on irc I'm kinda crushing on lol
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DuckHunt/rizon
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.384s, which makes you a total of 212 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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fluff-fluffs up million's pillows so they're nice and comfy
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Frogorg/rizon
you might ask yourself "hello Frogorg what are you doing awake at this hour?"
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Frogorg/rizon
anyway now I'm all awake because Uber driver did 100 km/h at 60
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DuckHunt/rizon
PapaFrog > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn15.841s, which makes you a total of 13 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
PapaFrog > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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Frogorg/rizon
can't drive, bike, or operate other heavy machinery, day buses aren't fully running yet and it's ~10 km walk next to high speed road
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CoolKevin/rizon
police are looking for a few uber drivers here for various problems
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c0ded/rizon
just wish he could stay away from minors
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foxy/rizon
joking about being a pedo is not cool
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foxy/rizon
making accusations is not cool either
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c0ded/rizon
u don't go to a standup comedy show and complain afterwards lol
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foxy/rizon
i still don't find you funny
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c0ded/rizon
well then u would probably not find a lot of standup funny
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foxy/rizon
thats like saying you say something racist then turn around and say its a joke
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foxy/rizon
thats one thing you don't joke about
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c0ded/rizon
oh u can totally joke about that
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c0ded/rizon
what about the fact all black athletes are better then white athletes in all main sports
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c0ded/rizon
doesn't mean u can't make a joke about a black dude who is smart, but also is the Fastest to the microscope
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c0ded/rizon
there's no like "u can't talk about this"
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c0ded/rizon
laugh or don't go to comedy shows
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foxy/rizon
to a person that don't know yu
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foxy/rizon
its something totally different
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c0ded/rizon
but ppl say jokes like that on stage
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c0ded/rizon
I didn't say anything truthful lol
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Frogorg/rizon
foxy: how do I do tell again? is it +tell <nick> or *tell <nick>?
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Angel/rizon
foxy: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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Frogorg/rizon
$tell yournamehere I went for the party, thanks for helping me out
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Angel/rizon
Frogorg: I'll pass that on when yournamehere is around.
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube The Home Depot Beat (Full) :: (01:01) :: Views 1,127,062 :: Rating [+] 15,977 likes [+] 15,977 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 3.369s, which makes you a total of 97 ducks (including 36 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 17 (duck demolisher). \_X< *KWAK* [55 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 2/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
The top duck(s) are: magic with 2376 xp | million with 1854 xp | peorth with 1543 xp | foxy with 498 xp | phoenix with 452 xp
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Rizon/rizon
[wildting2] Please stop confusing P*tin and Poutine. One is a dangerous & unwholesome mix of greasy, lumpy & congealed ingredients, the other is a delicious food.
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Angel/rizon
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when foxy is around.
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