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[00:00:00] DuckHunt/rizon The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[00:00:05] MatCat/rizon to never have done a field sobriety test?

[00:00:09] \g/rizon Yes

[00:00:14] MatCat/rizon I dunno, most people I know have had to do them

[00:00:44] \g/rizon Gotta stop hanging with degens

[00:01:02] MatCat/rizon life is boring if you just stay in the lines

[00:04:57] irish666/rizon .yt sweeney would blink and rats would scuttle

[00:04:58] Internets/rizon :: YouTube The Ballad of Sweeney Todd :: URL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn47ovGknDM (03:03) :: Views 69,023 :: Rating [+] 316 likes [+] 316 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[00:11:49] * million/rizon joined #computertech

[00:11:55] Angel/rizon MAGIC: welcome back ComputerTech?

[00:16:59] ComputerTech/rizon $tell MAGIC bad MAGIC for using $tell for over hours in advanced :|

[00:16:59] Angel/rizon ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when MAGIC is around.

[00:17:35] Rizon/rizon [Zack] YOU SPOONY BARD!!!

[00:17:35] * Zack/rizon joined #computertech

[00:17:45] deadly/rizon oi oi

[00:17:49] ComputerTech/rizon sup

[00:17:54] * ComputerTech/rizon slaps Audi

[00:17:58] million/rizon suppp

[00:17:58] ComputerTech/rizon wake up

[00:18:03] deadly/rizon not much

[00:18:10] * Zack/rizon shmimble narts his floof floof.

[00:18:14] ComputerTech/rizon chilling, drinking a few

[00:18:17] ComputerTech/rizon working on some code

[00:26:18] phonekait/rizon deadly: you salad tosser

[00:27:23] Hotties/rizon hi phonekait deadly Zack

[00:27:38] phonekait/rizon Hotties: ❤️❤️❤️

[00:28:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:28:03] million/rizon !bang

[00:28:03] DuckHunt/rizon million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.482s, which makes you a total of 369 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [19 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:28:07] Hotties/rizon hi million

[00:29:00] * Zack_/rizon joined #computertech

[00:29:11] million/rizon hi

[00:29:13] million/rizon !

[00:30:34] Peorth/rizon .badwords list

[00:32:25] * Winder/rizon joined #computertech

[00:34:45] Hotties/rizon hi Peorth

[00:35:24] ComputerTech/rizon .badwords list

[00:35:28] ComputerTech/rizon huh

[00:35:37] ComputerTech/rizon peorth tricked me into a false command

[00:35:38] ComputerTech/rizon (╥﹏╥)

[00:35:54] Hotties/rizon hi ComputerTech

[00:36:00] ComputerTech/rizon o/ Hotties

[00:36:45] deadly/rizon oi oi

[00:37:24] irish666/rizon Dr_DICK: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/2G7N5JaX/trim.A23F1161-4FD8-43A6-A33F-2A004BB9725B.mp4

[00:37:28] deadly/rizon ComputerTech time you calling it

[00:37:38] ComputerTech/rizon deadly: mmm?

[00:37:51] deadly/rizon you still drinking lol

[00:38:07] ComputerTech/rizon ye

[00:38:08] ComputerTech/rizon ;P

[00:38:09] ComputerTech/rizon you?

[00:38:22] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[00:38:23] deadly/rizon with ur ginger hair lol

[00:38:50] phonekait/rizon You two drink alcohol like a fish in a lake

[00:38:52] ComputerTech/rizon smh discord dm so i'll show you my light blonde hair

[00:38:58] deadly/rizon ComputerTechs mum is a milf

[00:39:00] irish666/rizon Back from the fridge already deadly? It’s only been 2 hours

[00:39:24] phonekait/rizon irish666: you know he's gotta stop, do a line of coke, then wank

[00:39:26] ComputerTech/rizon nvm i cant be bothered rn

[00:39:33] irish666/rizon Cry wank

[00:39:38] ComputerTech/rizon huh

[00:39:47] deadly/rizon fuck off phonekait

[00:39:56] phonekait/rizon No thanks deadly I prefer men

[00:40:03] deadly/rizon im good at the minute

[00:40:17] Dr_DICK/rizon Don't crywank into your beer m8

[00:40:20] phonekait/rizon irish666: I thought crywanking was what ComputerTech did since he can't get a female

[00:40:33] * ComputerTech/rizon runs after phonekait

[00:40:34] irish666/rizon Female what? Human?

[00:40:41] phonekait/rizon Not sure tbh

[00:40:42] deadly/rizon lol

[00:40:46] ComputerTech/rizon :|

[00:41:00] irish666/rizon He’s trying to find himself a nice DUP girl

[00:41:03] deadly/rizon wouldn't mind i get a bang haha

[00:41:07] phonekait/rizon Dup?

[00:41:20] phonekait/rizon deadly: only thing you bang is your toe into the wall

[00:41:27] irish666/rizon https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Unionist_Party

[00:41:31] deadly/rizon im a bear

[00:41:35] irish666/rizon These loons

[00:41:43] deadly/rizon bitches like a monster

[00:41:45] phonekait/rizon No, you're barely tolerable.

[00:41:52] phonekait/rizon Difference.

[00:42:06] deadly/rizon you would

[00:42:17] phonekait/rizon Duh.

[00:42:26] login hello

[00:42:33] deadly/rizon you would kait

[00:42:36] irish666/rizon Hi login

[00:42:42] deadly/rizon i get fanny

[00:42:42] phonekait/rizon irish666: we have similar here.

[00:42:48] irish666/rizon Good morning

[00:42:53] phonekait/rizon Your mum's ass doesn't count

[00:42:53] login morning to you too

[00:43:02] login must be past midnight there though

[00:43:03] irish666/rizon phonekait: they’re the same Morons

[00:43:07] phonekait/rizon Ew

[00:43:11] irish666/rizon They just went to America

[00:43:19] phonekait/rizon Tell them to fuck off

[00:43:25] irish666/rizon Taxed them out

[00:43:31] irish666/rizon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[00:43:47] irish666/rizon Login slightly

[00:43:55] phonekait/rizon Hahaha. Now they're here trying to give our kids guns while taking away our healthcare rights and our books.

[00:43:56] deadly/rizon ive lost loads of weight and i have a sexy beard

[00:43:59] phonekait/rizon Fucking morons.

[00:44:07] ComputerTech/rizon u

[00:44:25] login can a beard be sexy? not universally

[00:44:36] deadly/rizon .k phonekait out

[00:44:52] phonekait/rizon .k deadly do more coke, asshole

[00:44:57] Dr_DICK/rizon Mine certainly isn't

[00:45:03] irish666/rizon I dunno I have a red beard I just like it personally, idc about if it’s sexy lol

[00:45:05] Dr_DICK/rizon However I can not pull off a moustache without it

[00:45:11] * Rizon/rizon kicked ComputerTech/rizon (cock (ComputerTech))

[00:45:11] ComputerTech/rizon .k ComputerTech cock

[00:45:16] * ComputerTech/rizon joined #computertech

[00:45:26] Serion/rizon xD

[00:45:33] deadly/rizon phonekait why you hating?

[00:45:41] phonekait/rizon Because you touch yourself at night

[00:45:54] ComputerTech/rizon c o c k

[00:45:57] deadly/rizon rather touch my self than you

[00:45:58] ComputerTech/rizon (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

[00:46:12] phonekait/rizon I wouldn't want you to touch me

[00:46:14] phonekait/rizon Gross.

[00:46:23] deadly/rizon you would

[00:46:24] Ryu/rizon hi phonekait

[00:46:30] phonekait/rizon Ryu: ❤️❤️❤️

[00:46:38] Ryu/rizon how are ya dear

[00:46:43] irish666/rizon I once touched a northerner, had to get shots

[00:46:44] phonekait/rizon Tired as fuck. You?

[00:46:46] ComputerTech/rizon Ryu: <3

[00:46:52] Ryu/rizon hey ComputerTech

[00:46:57] deadly/rizon irish666

[00:46:59] ComputerTech/rizon sup

[00:46:59] Ryu/rizon oh stoned as fuck

[00:47:01] Ryu/rizon just smoked

[00:47:06] MatCat/rizon hoorah cheeseburger night :D

[00:47:07] deadly/rizon get back to ur cabin

[00:47:10] irish666/rizon Lol

[00:47:19] phonekait/rizon deadly: go suck a dick

[00:47:39] Dr_DICK/rizon 8=======D

[00:47:40] deadly/rizon aslong as its not urs phonekait

[00:47:45] irish666/rizon Charlie doesn’t look too bad on the bullion coins

[00:47:46] ComputerTech/rizon Dr_DICK: that's soylunafansiz

[00:47:48] ComputerTech/rizon size*

[00:47:49] ComputerTech/rizon pls

[00:47:54] irish666/rizon I mean not as good as Lizzie

[00:47:54] ComputerTech/rizon 8==============================D~~~~

[00:47:59] login what made you tired, phonekait?

[00:47:59] ComputerTech/rizon that's a decent size

[00:48:00] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[00:48:04] phonekait/rizon deadly: I already got a few shots this year. I don't need more.

[00:48:06] MatCat/rizon onlt teh womenz should be sucking teh dicks

[00:48:15] irish666/rizon Lol

[00:48:25] Ryu/rizon what if yer bi like me?:

[00:48:26] Dr_DICK/rizon Careful ComputerTech next thing you know you'll be trying to suck the screen

[00:48:27] phonekait/rizon I work 6 days a week at.

[00:48:41] ComputerTech/rizon Dr_DICK: huh

[00:48:45] phonekait/rizon As of late*

[00:48:47] MatCat/rizon Ryu: you can suck dicks if you wish, but you wont suck mine :P

[00:48:48] phonekait/rizon Damn cat

[00:48:51] login MatCat: if one closes their eyes, one can't tell the difference

[00:49:09] irish666/rizon Your gut can

[00:49:13] phonekait/rizon Or visit a gloryhole. Don't know who or what is sucking your dick

[00:49:16] login working saturdays too? that's painful

[00:49:17] deadly/rizon fuck you lot

[00:49:19] * MatCat/rizon gives login a thailand ladyboi

[00:49:20] Ryu/rizon I won't be sucking any, I'm married to a woman right now going on 8 years of marriage this time around

[00:49:20] * ComputerTech/rizon gets a sheep to suck irish666 off

[00:49:21] ComputerTech/rizon :x

[00:49:24] Dr_DICK/rizon Idk the beardhairs usually give it away

[00:49:28] ComputerTech/rizon LOL

[00:49:31] * ComputerTech/rizon quotes

[00:49:31] ComputerTech/rizon :P

[00:49:41] irish666/rizon Oh I’m not a sexual object I’m like a chair or a lamppost

[00:49:46] login Ryu: does she know your irc habits?

[00:49:53] ComputerTech/rizon .quote add <MatCat> Ryu: you can suck dicks if you wish, but you wont suck mine :P <login> MatCat: if one closes their eyes, one can't tell the difference <Dr_DICK> Idk the beardhairs usually give it away

[00:49:53] Quotes/rizon [Quote] <MatCat> Ryu: you can suck dicks if you wish, but you wont suck mine :P <login> MatCat: if one closes their eyes, one can't tell the difference <Dr_DICK> Idk the beardhairs usually give it away

[00:49:53] Quotes/rizon [Quote] Added quote #431 by ComputerTech

[00:49:54] ComputerTech/rizon :D

[00:49:55] Ryu/rizon yes

[00:49:56] deadly/rizon ComputerTech you look like a female

[00:50:00] ComputerTech/rizon deadly: (⚆ ʖ̯⚆) 👍

[00:50:07] Dr_DICK/rizon Lol

[00:50:16] ComputerTech/rizon Dr_DICK being legendary as always

[00:50:16] phonekait/rizon Maybe that's why tors hits on him

[00:50:16] deadly/rizon ur mum is a milf though

[00:50:17] Ryu/rizon she watches me on it every day

[00:50:18] * ComputerTech/rizon ^5 Dr_DICK

[00:50:24] irish666/rizon Looks like a kid from a 1980s troubles film

[00:50:24] Dr_DICK/rizon ^~~~

[00:50:26] ComputerTech/rizon :^)

[00:50:46] irish666/rizon Shall I do it

[00:50:50] ComputerTech/rizon ???

[00:50:51] irish666/rizon .u tinker

[00:50:52] Internets/rizon :: [2/10] tinker :: Shortening of the word "tinceard" which is Gaelic for Tinsmith. Commonly used to describe Irish Travellers, although many now consider it an insult. People get confused between [Gypsy's] of Romany dec... ::

[00:50:52] Internets/rizon :: [1/10] tinker :: Commonly used to define members of the Irish travelling community. The previous definition cites the use of 'tinker' in this context as ignorant. Maybe he/she is a tinker (in the metalwork sense of th... ::

[00:50:52] Internets/rizon :: [3/10] tinker :: to [pee] lol also to go to the [toilet] or [the shitter] lol ::

[00:51:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:51:05] million/rizon !bang

[00:51:05] DuckHunt/rizon million > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4

[00:51:06] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[00:51:07] million/rizon !reload

[00:51:07] million/rizon !bang

[00:51:07] DuckHunt/rizon million > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4

[00:51:08] DuckHunt/rizon million > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]

[00:51:08] million/rizon !bang

[00:51:09] DuckHunt/rizon million > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[00:51:09] phonekait/rizon !bang

[00:51:09] DuckHunt/rizon phonekait > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:51:10] ComputerTech/rizon !bang

[00:51:10] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[00:51:11] ComputerTech/rizon !reload

[00:51:11] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3

[00:51:11] ComputerTech/rizon !bang

[00:51:11] million/rizon !bang

[00:51:11] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:51:11] DuckHunt/rizon million > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 3/4

[00:51:12] ComputerTech/rizon !bang

[00:51:12] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 11.275s, which makes you a total of 133 ducks (including 12 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [36 xp]

[00:51:13] million/rizon !reload

[00:51:13] DuckHunt/rizon million > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 2/4

[00:51:13] ComputerTech/rizon owo

[00:51:14] ComputerTech/rizon :D

[00:51:16] million/rizon damnit

[00:51:19] million/rizon lol

[00:51:20] Dr_DICK/rizon The joke was lost in the gang!bang

[00:51:22] million/rizon !shop

[00:51:28] million/rizon !shop 4

[00:51:28] DuckHunt/rizon million > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.

[00:51:28] ComputerTech/rizon :P

[00:51:30] ComputerTech/rizon gg million

[00:51:33] MatCat/rizon ducks are more addicting then drugs, everyone foaming at the mouth to bang them as soon as they show up

[00:51:33] irish666/rizon !bang kills all convo

[00:51:33] DuckHunt/rizon irish666 > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[00:51:36] million/rizon next time

[00:51:37] irish666/rizon Cunt

[00:51:37] million/rizon lol

[00:51:52] login !bang is like a war in real life

[00:51:52] DuckHunt/rizon login > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3

[00:52:02] irish666/rizon Imagine war irl

[00:52:04] irish666/rizon Crazy.

[00:52:09] irish666/rizon Lucky that never happens

[00:52:14] Dr_DICK/rizon Do you type !bang with your fingers? Are you fingering !bang-ing ducks?

[00:52:18] login totally derails things

[00:52:21] Dr_DICK/rizon *finger bang-ing

[00:52:33] phonekait/rizon Mmmm fingerbanging

[00:52:41] irish666/rizon My Ukrainian mail is … lost

[00:52:44] irish666/rizon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[00:52:46] Dr_DICK/rizon It got shot down

[00:52:55] irish666/rizon Lol again

[00:52:56] Ryu/rizon I dislike having to defeather ducks and chickens

[00:52:56] login from or to?

[00:53:00] irish666/rizon Now I’ll buy it again.

[00:53:08] MatCat/rizon I bet now is a great time for mail order ukrainian brides

[00:53:19] irish666/rizon Login bought some pieces of jet

[00:53:22] irish666/rizon Lol

[00:53:31] login well, that would be too exploitative

[00:53:41] Dr_DICK/rizon Charles has it probably

[00:53:52] ComputerTech/rizon Dr_DICK be sucking dat crown

[00:53:52] ComputerTech/rizon :x

[00:54:04] MatCat/rizon hey if she wants US citizenship I am more then happy to get some sexy time for her to get it

[00:54:06] irish666/rizon Charles using it as something to chuck at his shoe man

[00:54:11] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[00:54:11] login irish666: is it a real piece or just an image of one?

[00:54:39] MatCat/rizon there are some hot ukrane girls

[00:54:52] login they can get a visa otherwise too though

[00:54:54] irish666/rizon Russian jet crashed in some guys farm and he cut it up and put it online with the cords and the tag the guy was using

[00:55:12] login ^ is he selling the same pieces multiple times without delivering?

[00:55:37] MatCat/rizon toobad I can't get some russian guns mailed to me

[00:55:40] irish666/rizon It has another week to hit my house but it entered the UK on the 2nd

[00:55:55] login so it's not lost?

[00:56:52] irish666/rizon So the tracker ends

[00:56:55] irish666/rizon At the uk

[00:57:05] MatCat/rizon lol UK probably sees it as a weapon

[00:57:08] irish666/rizon But that was like 10 days ago

[00:57:09] MatCat/rizon and confiscated

[00:57:09] irish666/rizon Yeah

[00:57:18] login couldn't get through customs probably

[00:57:19] irish666/rizon I bet it’s glowing

[00:57:25] irish666/rizon Lol

[00:57:25] login they can't return to sender either

[00:57:26] MatCat/rizon hell in the uk a dildo would be classified as a weapon

[00:57:40] Dr_DICK/rizon It's a deadly one m8

[00:57:40] irish666/rizon Would be amusing but didn’t even get a letter

[00:57:41] login how would you get it released? is there a way to meet up with US customs?

[00:57:43] login *UK customs

[00:58:05] irish666/rizon also

[00:58:10] irish666/rizon The tracker is in Russian and it says

[00:58:38] login i guess the sender didn't notify UK customs of the nature of the shipment in advance

[00:58:59] irish666/rizon Maybe

[00:59:09] MatCat/rizon I should find some Ukranian to discretely mail me AK-102's, AK-103's, AK-74s, and RPK's

[00:59:17] login or lied on there

[00:59:26] login Anything coming out of ukraine would be scrutinised

[00:59:32] irish666/rizon Probably

[00:59:47] irish666/rizon Although

[00:59:53] irish666/rizon People are buying scrap tanks

[01:00:09] login how do they take delivery?

[01:01:16] Zack_/rizon irish666 hi.

[01:02:30] login if interbank gold transfers can get lost, then a piece of jet is

[01:04:12] irish666/rizon I don’t know

[01:04:30] login how do you get it released?

[01:04:31] irish666/rizon Hey Zack_

[01:04:56] irish666/rizon It mightn’t be caught up yet

[01:05:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:05:05] Gentoo/rizon !bang

[01:05:05] DuckHunt/rizon Gentoo > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 3/3

[01:05:06] ComputerTech/rizon !bang

[01:05:06] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[01:05:06] ComputerTech/rizon !reload

[01:05:06] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 2/3

[01:05:06] ComputerTech/rizon !bang

[01:05:07] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.699s, which makes you a total of 134 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[01:05:07] Gentoo/rizon !reload

[01:05:07] DuckHunt/rizon Gentoo > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 3/3

[01:05:08] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find explosive ammo ! Damage from your weapon is tripled for 24h.

[01:05:08] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[01:05:12] irish666/rizon Maybe I should call customs

[01:05:19] irish666/rizon Although typically they send a letter

[01:05:39] login maybe they have sent a letter

[01:05:45] Dr_DICK/rizon Maybe they're preparing a team to search for the other pieces of jet in your house

[01:05:56] irish666/rizon Well maybe you should go downstairs and look In my inbox then

[01:06:02] Dr_DICK/rizon MF'er planning to take off from the middle of london

[01:06:08] login or doing a gchq search on you

[01:06:15] irish666/rizon Lol

[01:06:21] irish666/rizon Please do

[01:06:38] irish666/rizon Haha Dr_DICK

[01:07:07] login i mean, you are an arms dealer now

[01:07:13] MatCat/rizon woot fully tummy from yummy cow flesh

[01:07:18] login or at least arms collector

[01:07:26] MatCat/rizon whats wrong with being an arms dealer?

[01:07:30] MatCat/rizon or collector

[01:07:35] login need licence

[01:07:40] MatCat/rizon not really

[01:07:43] irish666/rizon Haha ffs

[01:07:44] MatCat/rizon license just makes it easier

[01:07:56] irish666/rizon I will touch it with gloves though

[01:08:04] MatCat/rizon well collecting anyway, needs no license

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[01:08:07] MatCat/rizon dealing does

[01:08:13] irish666/rizon I don’t trust them not to spray their own planes with crazy shit

[01:08:16] irish666/rizon Lol

[01:08:37] login the uk gov is still thinking about whether the collector will or has ever dealt

[01:08:40] MatCat/rizon login: I am infact, a gun collector

[01:08:44] irish666/rizon Lol

[01:08:48] login that, in the us, is different

[01:08:56] MatCat/rizon yeah well I was talking about US lol

[01:09:05] MatCat/rizon all other countries when it comes to guns are fucked

[01:09:07] irish666/rizon Very very lame Version of Lord of War

[01:09:16] irish666/rizon Half a plane chunk

[01:09:21] Serion/rizon nerds

[01:09:22] Serion/rizon xD

[01:09:28] Serion/rizon hey irish

[01:09:38] login They have given up the role of defence to the government

[01:09:40] irish666/rizon Ello. Sri Serion

[01:09:48] irish666/rizon Ah auto correct lol

[01:09:50] login and of policing too

[01:09:53] Serion/rizon lol

[01:10:05] login maybe the jet had a special coating

[01:10:10] MatCat/rizon login: https://www.mcfile.in/f/ea4b2874d4424186911d/?raw=1

[01:10:12] irish666/rizon Gloves it is

[01:10:28] login beautiful, MatCat

[01:11:14] MatCat/rizon my oldest rifle

[01:11:39] Peorth/rizon Nice nugget(?)

[01:12:09] ComputerTech/rizon cheese bites better

[01:12:09] ComputerTech/rizon ._>

[01:12:12] ComputerTech/rizon >_>*

[01:14:56] therock247uk o/

[01:15:10] ComputerTech/rizon o/ rocky

[01:15:10] ComputerTech/rizon sup

[01:20:40] therock247uk you?

[01:20:40] therock247uk chilling drinking

[01:20:50] ComputerTech/rizon chilling, drinking coding

[01:20:51] ComputerTech/rizon :p

[01:20:59] MatCat/rizon DRINKING WHAT

[01:22:17] MatCat/rizon ComputerTech are you on that kool-aid?!?

[01:22:27] ComputerTech/rizon no

[01:22:29] ComputerTech/rizon magners

[01:22:32] ComputerTech/rizon i'm not american

[01:22:33] ComputerTech/rizon smh

[01:22:35] MatCat/rizon wtf is magners

[01:22:45] therock247uk cider

[01:22:48] ComputerTech/rizon ^

[01:22:49] MatCat/rizon .ud magners

[01:22:56] ComputerTech/rizon irish apple alcoholic cider

[01:22:59] ComputerTech/rizon .u magners

[01:22:59] Internets/rizon :: [2/5] Magners :: A fantastic cider, best poured over lots of ice. A great drink enjoyed by men and women alike, summer and winter. Sponsors of Magners League, London [Wasps], [Edinburgh] Rugby and [Edinburgh Fringe]. ... ::

[01:22:59] Internets/rizon :: [1/5] Magners :: [Ireland's] favourite hard cider! Since the beginning in October of 1999, Magners Original Irish Cider has [pepped] up the market in Northern Ireland, with it now being the undoubted No. 1 in both pac... ::

[01:23:01] Internets/rizon :: [3/5] magner :: [wort], female dog, BITCH!, opinionated, whore, [blonde bimbo], meanest thing alive. flamer , [penis gobbler]. calls people retarted. dislikes nice people. ::

[01:23:02] ComputerTech/rizon #1

[01:23:19] MatCat/rizon what is the flavor

[01:23:48] ComputerTech/rizon apple

[01:23:49] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[01:23:57] MatCat/rizon how pedestrian :P

[01:24:14] MatCat/rizon 17 varieties of apples their website says

[01:24:17] MatCat/rizon thats a lot of apple

[01:24:45] MatCat/rizon lol I love how they say its available up to a 1/2 keg

[01:24:47] MatCat/rizon why not a full keg

[01:25:02] MatCat/rizon the berry one looks more tasty

[01:25:27] MatCat/rizon I wonder if anyone local has it

[01:26:28] ComputerTech/rizon i've imported all types of magners to warsaw

[01:26:31] ComputerTech/rizon the only decent one is magners

[01:26:32] ComputerTech/rizon ngl lol

[01:26:46] ComputerTech/rizon cherry is alright

[01:26:47] ComputerTech/rizon pear

[01:26:47] ComputerTech/rizon ugh

[01:26:48] ComputerTech/rizon no

[01:26:49] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[01:27:03] toni/rizon invite tors

[01:27:11] toni/rizon :)

[01:27:12] ComputerTech/rizon to?

[01:27:19] toni/rizon here

[01:27:21] ComputerTech/rizon he's akicked

[01:27:23] ComputerTech/rizon no point

[01:27:23] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[01:27:31] toni/rizon mmm ok

[01:27:35] MatCat/rizon bevmo has magners but only the apple flavor

[01:27:45] ComputerTech/rizon MatCat: mmm?

[01:28:49] MatCat/rizon lol they dont have it at the local bevmo though, it would have to be special ordered in

[01:29:00] MatCat/rizon gay

[01:29:06] nitecore qvf

[01:29:07] nitecore oo

[01:35:21] million/rizon .akick list

[01:36:41] MatCat/rizon hookers and hand grenades

[01:37:05] nitecore cocaine and hookers

[01:37:33] MatCat/rizon boofing cocaine

[01:37:59] MatCat/rizon hrm I never tried boofing cocaine, I wonder how that would go

[01:38:57] nitecore rich girls from england blow cocaine up eachothers ass's by straw

[01:39:39] MatCat/rizon sounds fun

[01:39:46] nitecore lmao

[01:39:51] Winder/rizon what is boofing?

[01:39:54] nitecore maybe..

[01:39:57] nitecore up the butthole

[01:40:04] Winder/rizon ooo

[01:40:07] nitecore yeah lol

[01:40:09] MatCat/rizon lol we can tell Winder doesn't have a lot of fun :P

[01:40:10] Winder/rizon can i boof a joint lol

[01:40:17] Winder/rizon that doesn't sound like fun.

[01:40:23] nitecore say its like instant or a much much higher high

[01:40:27] MatCat/rizon you never know until you try

[01:40:41] nitecore i dont think so.. but i guess you can boof edibles

[01:40:44] Winder/rizon truth

[01:40:58] MatCat/rizon the best of boofability for weed would be tincture

[01:41:23] nitecore like dont boof heroin or of the sort

[01:41:29] nitecore lol might od

[01:41:46] MatCat/rizon I boofed LSD once

[01:42:09] Winder/rizon i boofed a turd once, no effect :-P

[01:42:20] MatCat/rizon you aren't supposed to put them back in

[01:42:24] nitecore why boof lsd

[01:42:25] nitecore lol

[01:42:29] MatCat/rizon why not

[01:42:34] MatCat/rizon to see what would happen

[01:42:35] nitecore liquid? on paper?

[01:42:35] Winder/rizon they auto-retract at times

[01:42:36] ComputerTech/rizon why not boot ur mom

[01:42:37] * ComputerTech/rizon runs

[01:42:40] * irc_standardnick/rizon joined #computertech

[01:42:42] MatCat/rizon paper

[01:42:44] ComputerTech/rizon irc_standardnick: o/

[01:42:50] * CoolKevin/rizon joined #computertech

[01:42:50] nitecore howd that turn out

[01:42:58] ComputerTech/rizon CoolKevin: o/

[01:43:01] MatCat/rizon honestly, it was no different then just eating it

[01:43:10] Dr_DICK/rizon Imagine getting a papercut in your asshole because you boofed a tab of acid

[01:43:13] irc_standardnick/rizon ComputerTech, well, late night greetings to you :p

[01:43:13] MatCat/rizon kicked in a little faster

[01:43:18] ComputerTech/rizon irc_standardnick: u 2 :>

[01:43:21] ComputerTech/rizon Dr_DICK: HUH

[01:43:26] MatCat/rizon Dr_DICK have you never actually handled blotter? its not like printer paper

[01:43:39] Dr_DICK/rizon I have, I was making a joke

[01:43:48] Dr_DICK/rizon Weird puffy paper, I know

[01:43:54] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[01:44:43] ComputerTech/rizon gonna launchd a 64 core linode machine

[01:44:58] ComputerTech/rizon just for the fuck of it rn

[01:44:58] ComputerTech/rizon :D

[01:45:18] ComputerTech/rizon "Additional verification is required to add this service. Please open a Support ticket."

[01:45:19] ComputerTech/rizon WOW

[01:45:20] ComputerTech/rizon racist

[01:45:29] Dr_DICK/rizon Car bomb 'em

[01:45:49] ComputerTech/rizon yeee

[01:45:52] ComputerTech/rizon >not even 16 cores

[01:45:52] ComputerTech/rizon mf

[01:45:56] MatCat/rizon lol IRA them

[01:46:09] ComputerTech/rizon >NOT EVEN 8

[01:46:38] * irc_standardnick/rizon thought of a whole different IRA at first :p

[01:46:38] nitecore 64 cores

[01:46:48] ComputerTech/rizon ye

[01:46:51] nitecore that a huge exaggeration ?

[01:46:53] nitecore lol

[01:47:06] ComputerTech/rizon None

[01:47:06] ComputerTech/rizon $4608 $6.912 512 GB 64 7200 GB 12 TB 40 Gbps / 12 Gbps

[01:47:06] ComputerTech/rizon Dedicated 512 GB

[01:47:07] ComputerTech/rizon no

[01:47:10] ComputerTech/rizon I wanted to try this machine

[01:47:11] ComputerTech/rizon for an hour

[01:47:13] ComputerTech/rizon ¯\(°_o)/¯

[01:47:21] ComputerTech/rizon it's nearly 5k a month

[01:47:26] nitecore fuck that

[01:47:27] MatCat/rizon think of all the porn it could transcode

[01:47:27] ComputerTech/rizon and i don't feel like paying 5k a month

[01:47:27] ComputerTech/rizon ;p

[01:47:39] ComputerTech/rizon but it's fun i can make one for that time tho

[01:49:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

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