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so you'll be using cgi?
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Peorth > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.
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common gateway interface
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Peorth > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 9 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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Are you expecting golden ducks?
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spanks ComputerTech
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moans
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login
domestic violence or texual depictions thereof are not good
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Peorth/rizon
login - I am the lord of the ducks. They dance to my whims.
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login
*textual
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s and t are not close on qwerty
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 5.552s, which makes you a total of 305 ducks (including 126 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [57 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
The top duck(s) are: magic with 5922 xp | peorth with 4781 xp | million with 3330 xp | phoenix with 1099 xp | computertech with 1063 xp
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login
Just like instagram likes
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or online game skins
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MatCat/rizon
instagram is designed to melt your brain
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ChanStat/rizon
x_ (~x@old.skool) was last seen messaging #chatters saying "bbiab" on Sat April 29 21:57:47 2023 UTC (13 days, 2 hours, 15 minutes ago)
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ChanRank
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login
it's not false, MatCat
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login
but being topduck isn't exactly a smart thing either
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login
that instagram is designed as a tool of hypnosis
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it can be addictive if one isn't involved in real life too
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login
it's the same with all media
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MatCat/rizon
I am making tacos for dinner tonight
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will they have egg in them?
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 12.35s, which makes you a total of 111 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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foxy > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find explosive ammo ! Damage from your weapon is tripled for 24h.
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foxy > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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ComputerTech > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 10.047s, which makes you a total of 136 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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systwi > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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I thought today was National Nothing Day.
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Or maybe that's some other nearby day.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] 8 matches found: #312,8,399,288,285,283,273,340
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] <%c0ded> I still don't get it. are u asking if I will cum on ur back?
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] #399 added by Audi 5 weeks 1 day 23 hours 44 minutes 36 seconds ago.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] [17:24] (@h4) haaiiii bffs, welcum to techy net <3 <3 <3 xoxoxo uwu owo [17:25] * @h4 scks dick
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] #273 added by ComputerTech 22 weeks 5 days 7 hours 17 minutes 40 seconds ago.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] #312 added by foxy 17 weeks 2 days 23 hours 20 minutes 18 seconds ago.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] <&crovax> whats ComputerTech's fav spice to add to lamb? <&crovax> Answer: cumin
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[Quote] #340 added by Peorth 12 weeks 1 day 6 hours 42 minutes 27 seconds ago.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] #273 added by ComputerTech 22 weeks 5 days 7 hours 18 minutes 43 seconds ago.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] [17:24] (@h4) haaiiii bffs, welcum to techy net <3 <3 <3 xoxoxo uwu owo [17:25] * @h4 scks dick
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[Quote] #288 added by ComputerTech 20 weeks 6 days 13 hours 33 minutes 18 seconds ago.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] (~ComputerTech) .cc time until i cum (+Internets) [W|A] Invalid input. (+He-Man) he can't calculate anything below zero seconds
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] #285 added by ComputerTech 21 weeks 4 days 2 hours 18 minutes 42 seconds ago.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] ** Billy changes topic to: CUM (~Peorth) CUM (&Billy) .yt Nirvana - Cum
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 1.429s, which makes you a total of 306 ducks (including 127 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [45 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] #320 added by No_One 16 weeks 4 days 21 hours 45 minutes 26 seconds ago.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] <Audi> Finally this girl responds to my OF request <Audi> I didn’t pay $125 for no response
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I’m deleting that
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Hey Man Nice Shot :: (05:15) :: Views 812,533 :: Rating [+] 16,485 likes [+] 16,485 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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[Quote] #252 added by phonekait 27 weeks 1 day 11 hours 26 minutes 21 seconds ago.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] 9:20:14 AM <~ComputerTech> no golden dick 4 u blake
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Volkswagen ID Buzz Drive Review: The Quirkiest Van! :: (21:45) :: Views 424,549 :: Rating [+] 14,453 likes [+] 14,453 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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runs faster
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takes ADMIRAL_HUBRIS and runs
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Ahsoka/rizon
Good Im free of unsightly for a little bit
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn12.588s, which makes you a total of 307 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [19 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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\g what is your vhost?
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\g/rizon
What do you mean what is it
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\g/rizon
You'd see it properly if you were on rizon
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\g/rizon
Bot probably doesn't pass color codes properly
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\g/rizon
Fucking Spectrum came and installed a new modem and router today, compleeeetely fucked my homelab config
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\g/rizon
Will likely need to rebuild my domain controllers/dns/dhcp servers tomorrow to get shit working properly
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login
how can a modem/router mess with your homelab config?
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login
shouldn't it simply be replaceable in-place
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\g/rizon
Group policies aren't applying
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\g/rizon
New router doesn't work with my Nest router
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\g/rizon
So I had to remove it
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\g/rizon
I may just have to spend several hours tomorrow trying to figure out why it doesn't work, and try to fix it
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Compy/rizon
\g: Whatcha running in your homelab?
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\g/rizon
Previously I had the old ISP router daisy chained to the Nest router, and the Nest router plugged directly into the modem. With the new modem, anything connected to the Nest router can't access the internet
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\g/rizon
The new modem's config is so basic I can't do shit with it
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Peorth/rizon
can you put the ISP router in bridge/passthrough mode?
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login
If it was fiber, it would be hard to make it work
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\g/rizon
You have to use their modem yeah
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login
They would have locked it down
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\g/rizon
You don't have to use their router though
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\g/rizon
Yep, Spectrum is shit
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Peorth/rizon
you should 100% be able to BYO modem
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\g/rizon
But 1) They're the only provider in my area that isn't AT&T and 2) They don't throttle (at least they claim they don't)
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login
ComputerTech: the "RHLF" it has gone through weren't with academics
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login
And even after RLHF*
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Peorth/rizon
I have Cable too (via Cox) and I can use my own modem/router, they just don't troubleshoot it
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login
the RLHF is supposed to bootstrap a neural network that does the rest of it
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Angel/rizon
Peorth meant to say: I have cable too (via Cox) and I can use my own modem/router, they just don't troubleshoot it
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login
but it's not geared to any sort of truth
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I've never had trouble using my own router before, but suddenly it's an issue with this new modem
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login
if 90% of popular bots are discord bots, and 10% are irc bots, it will say your bot is a discord bot
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\g/rizon
It's pretty infuriating
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Peorth/rizon
$5 says the new modem is a modem/router combo
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Peorth/rizon
and you're double-nat'd or something stupid
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\g/rizon
tbh I only called them out because my wife and I weren't able to use call over wifi and my wife couldn't sent MMS messages over wifi
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login
Are you able to use those now?
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\g/rizon
We thought it was our carrier at first but I had my sister and a few friends over, who all have different carriers, and they experienced the same issue
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login
but his sister and his friends also faced the same issue
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login
it couldn't have been all their phones
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login
So their fix was to come and replace your working router with a dumb router that does calling over wifi and MMS over wifi
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login
no worries Peorth, you're all good
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\g/rizon
lmao just tested an MMS on my wife's phone
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\g/rizon
And she still can't send
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login
old but gold, Peorth
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\g/rizon
So it was all for fucking nothing
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login
Welcome to monopolyland. \g
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login
If you complain, you'll get kafka'd
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login
like you did just now
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Compy/rizon
Yeah, I used to be on Spectrum. Since going with fiber, AT&T has to have their device at the edge and its garbage. Though the first hop is into my own equipment and back out to the network.
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\g/rizon
We're looking for a new place to move to before the end of the month so I can't dump all the money into ubiquiti gear I wanted to just yet
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login
Compy: oh, so it hops out and then back in?
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Peorth/rizon
the fiber ISP at my mom and stepdad's just provide an ethernet connection
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Compy/rizon
login: Yeah, nothin faster than a loop!
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\g/rizon
LA is pretty shit for connectivity, it seems you have to move to a more rural area for better internet
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\g/rizon
Which is pretty fucking ass backwards imo
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ComputerTech/rizon
cries with his 5mbps
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\g/rizon
Spectrum and AT&T seem to have a monopoly on the metropolitan area
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login
they don't want you to hack your ONT, Compy
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\g/rizon
I just want symmetrical gigabit with my own gear, is that so much to ask
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login
ComputerTech: if your internet were faster, you might get too addicted to it
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\g/rizon
Addicted is the wrong word
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\g/rizon
I complain whenever my speeds dip to sub-100mbps
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login
well, yes, spoiled would be a better way to put it
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login
China and Korea have much better internet
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login
even Japan and Romania
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\g/rizon
American internet is a fairly corrupt industry
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login
you should be able to get symmetric gigabit without paying for a business connection
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login
It might be that they feel unfair that they cannot capture any value of internet OTT services
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login
So they might as well juice their existing infrastructure
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login
Internet should be a state service, like roas
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login: Yeah, the ONT is also in the garage. I've definitely been curious about it. I know when I swapped edge routers after the lightning storm my IP actually didn't change which makes me suspect that its tied to the ONT
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Peorth/rizon
I'll have to pay for it, but I can get it :D
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\g/rizon
I would love 10 gbit
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\g/rizon
I'd have to move all the way out to the boonies to get it though
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\g/rizon
Or get a business account
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login
Pay through the nose for it, Peorth?
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bandit
the ONT is your light
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login
ComputerTech: I used to have 100 mbps
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Peorth/rizon
10bgbit symmetrical would be $300/mo
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bandit
its registered in their system
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\g/rizon
Some 10gb is pretty cheap
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bandit
but most dhcp servers nowadays dont release that ip unless your offline for quite a while
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bandit
most release times are not correct
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\g/rizon
I can't even connect using mirc lmao
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\g/rizon
It disconnects right after connecting, but before joining any channels
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\g/rizon
It's not a speed issue
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login
\g: you use mirc to connect to where?
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\g/rizon
If I run speed test I'm getting 880 mbps
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foxy/rizon
why are you talking from there
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foxy: what's wrong with here?
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\g/rizon
Or did the message not go through
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MatCat/rizon
\g so last night, as I said I would remember, did you come up with exactly what you disagree with me on? :)
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\g/rizon
18:35 \g I can't even connect using mirc lmao 18:35 \g It disconnects right after connecting, but before joining any channels
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foxy/rizon
damn even Peorth ban evading
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\g/rizon
18:35 \g It's not a speed issue 18:35 \g If I run speed test I'm getting 880 mbps 18:36 \g idk what it is 18:36 \g latency issue?
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\g/rizon
I hate mibbit so much but it's the only thing that works right now
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login
Maybe it's traffic shaping
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login
His new router might not allow connecting to any destination port other than 443 and 80
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login
i.e., his internet is just only the web
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login
Alternatively, mirc is broken
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MatCat/rizon
\g: will return to the subject after eating these tasty tacos :D
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login
MatCat: egg in tacos does exist, as i liked
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login
One can even use a jump host over 443
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\g/rizon
I mentioned it earlier
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\g/rizon
The settings on my router are super basic
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slaps you
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\g/rizon
Literally the only things I can set are the SSID, password, DNS server 1, and DNS server 2
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login
\g: can you get the full settings out of your router?
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login
is it huawei?
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\g/rizon
This router is a piece of shit
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\g/rizon
Also I can only manage it from the Spectrum app
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\g/rizon
192.168.1.1 tells me to download the app and manage the settings there
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login
Oh wow, so it's a surveillance device
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\g/rizon
Spectrum is actually on my shitlist now
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login
Imagine you're a single mom raising 7 kids
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\g/rizon
hangry
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login
you're not going to be configuring routers
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login
You're going to use an app on your phone to configure your router and book pilates classes
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\g/rizon
My last router gave me the choice of "Basic settings" and "Advanced settings"
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\g/rizon
Like any ISP router should
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\g/rizon
That's how you do it properly
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\g/rizon
Not removing the advanced settings entirely
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\g/rizon
That's fucking stupid
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login
It's still there behind a password
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login
But you won't be able to touch it without hackign your router
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bandit/rizon
imagine a single ComputerTech trying to raise 10 sheep
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\g/rizon
I'm ready to throw the router at the wall and fix my Nest by any means necessary. Google Nest is also a piece of shit but it looks like gold compared to the Spectrum router
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login
That's why you have wolves and a staff
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login
Being a sheep herder is not an easy job, ComputerTech
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login
And you need both a sheepherder and shepherd
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login
So there are two people involved in a large herd
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login
Call Spectrum and tell them you're planning not to own a smartphone anymore
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bandit/rizon
call them and say you aren't getting the spectrums
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login
They're frontline staff, they don't know what you're saying
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login
You're going to have to do it the capitalist way
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login
Do it yourself, in other words
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bandit/rizon
is to show up at their local office with a gun
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login
Is to move?
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login
bandit: you know the youtuber who tried that
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login
when YouTube demonetised her channel? (she was israeli)
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login
it didn't work
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login
If she had just waited until now