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PapaFrog/rizon
I think I used up all the anaeshetic in the office.
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superkuh/rizon
Oh. Then don't. I made that mistake once. I eat beef jerky a day or two after the removal of my wisdom teeth. I'm pretty sure I accidentally ate part of my own gums.
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MatCat/rizon
I'm cleaner then ComputerTechs sheep
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phish/swiftirc
how shriveled is your pp from the cold water though
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PapaFrog/rizon
phish: You seem very interested in his parts.
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phish/swiftirc
yeah ComputerTech was being a prude and wouldn't show us his dick
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MatCat/rizon
I wish my bot was in here so I could rape ComputerTech
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MatCat/rizon
so I will rape him in a chan the bot is in
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ComputerTech/rizon
rapes MatCat
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MatCat/rizon
[17:09] <&GunsRGood> MatCat rapes ComputerTech using a box of scented warmed kleenex
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MatCat/rizon
if a penis os over 7 inches long, is it an assault penis?
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phish/swiftirc
no if it has a vertical foregrip it becomes an assault penis
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ComputerTech/rizon
¯¯̿̿¯̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿̿)͇̿̿)̿̿̿̿ '̿̿̿̿̿̿\̵͇̿̿\=(•‿●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿̿
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PapaFrog/rizon
What's the worst thing a woman can say during sex?
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PapaFrog/rizon
Or.. "Hey, did I meantion that I'm HIV positive?"
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PapaFrog/rizon
Tell her that he sister is better in bed and hang on for dear life.
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DuckHunt/rizon
phish > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 45.55s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. You are promoted to level 1 (tourist). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack_ > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack_ > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack_ > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
phish > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack_ > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
phish > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 0/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
*BANG* xO' Maven just get shot by accident by Zack_. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt/rizon
phish is demoted to level 0 (public danger).
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DuckHunt/rizon
*BANG* xO' montar just get shot by accident by phish. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt/rizon
franstam > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
franstam > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
franstam > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn8.305s, which makes you a total of 15 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 4 (duck misser). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Hunting stats for franstam: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 0/6 | charg.: 2/2 | jammed: no (6 times) | confisc.: no (2 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 99 xp | lvl 4 (duck misser) / 41 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 76.47% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 58% | effectiv. of fire: 53% | gun reliability: 88% | armor: 7% | deflection: 2%
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DuckHunt/rizon
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 4.97s | average react. time: 2mn19.841s | 15 ducks (incl. 1 golden duck) | 13 misses | 1 accident | 1 empty shot | 1 wild shot | 28 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 1 stray bullet from which 1 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack_ > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack_ > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.
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login
not rich enough in xp
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franstam/rizon
licks ComputerTech
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ComputerTech/rizon
pets franstam
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack_ > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 13.797s, which makes you a total of 2 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack_ > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.
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deadly/rizon
well if you come uk then you'll see how deadly i am you cunt
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phish/swiftirc
you're not from the peoples republic are you?
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MatCat/rizon
California would be amazing if it didn't have a gay government and idiots that voted for it
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Peorth/rizon
For having manly straight men, a lot of places in the south sure do seem to be interested in what's in other people's pants.
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Trivia/rizon
Starting round of trivia. Questions: 3
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Trivia/rizon
1. TV/ Movies: Born Aug 25, 1930, He starred in this movie: Goldfinger - 1964?
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Trivia/rizon
Winner: wildting2; Answer: sean connery; Time: 4.927s; Streak: 1; Points: 5; Total: 1149
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Trivia/rizon
Winner: wildting2; Answer: undid; Time: 7.925s; Streak: 2; Points: 10; Total: 1159
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Trivia/rizon
3. Category: Geography : What is the capital of Japan?
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Trivia/rizon
Winner: wildting2; Answer: tokyo; Time: 17.382s; Streak: 3; Points: 9; Total: 1168
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Trivia/rizon
Round of trivia complete. '.trivia [number]' to start playing again.
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login
toyko vs tokyo
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deadly/rizon
cackles wildly
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wildting2/rizon
steals the crown jewels and puts them on Diana's head
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wildting2/rizon
her, elvis and jimmy hoffa are alive and well and they all live in the dense jungle of pitcairn island
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wildting2/rizon
i bet charlie and harry's relationship wouldn't be as it is now :p
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login
didn't the queen make that happen?
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Internets/rizon
[W|A] Diana, Princess of Wales (royalty) = full name | Diana Frances Spencer
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Internets/rizon
date of birth | Saturday, July 1, 1961 (61 years ago)
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Internets/rizon
place of birth | Norfolk, England, United Kingdom
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Internets/rizon
date of death | Sunday, August 31, 1997 (age: 36 years) (25 years ago)
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Switching Lives With My PREGNANT WIFE!!! :: (47:34) :: Views 411,591 :: Rating [+] 25,056 likes [+] 25,056 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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joined #computertech
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login
more so than charles
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DuckHunt/rizon
phish > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 21.959s, which makes you a total of 2 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 1 (tourist). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
phish > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... a broken decoy.
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DuckHunt/rizon
sushi-chan > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
sushi-chan > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
sushi-chan > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 17.325s, which makes you a total of 5 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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deadly/rizon
ComputerTech you do know shes a paedophile :/
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Switching Lives With My PREGNANT WIFE!!! :: (47:34) :: Views 413,175 :: Rating [+] 25,099 likes [+] 25,099 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 13.475s, which makes you a total of 147 ducks (including 14 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 15 (duck flattener). \_X< *KWAK* [36 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... a cartridge.
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deadly/rizon
fuck this shit not sharing a channel with a nonce
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therock247uk
good here, hows you sushi-chan/rizon?
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ChanRank
(ChanRank): h4 is an idler or unknown...
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phonekait/rizon
million: a combination of things. Cocaine, alcohol, and not getting laid.
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phonekait/rizon
I'll try. I slept most of today but I'm still tired lol.
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foxy/rizon
hugs sushi-chan
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sushi-chan/rizon
hugs
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phonekait/rizon
Nah, I did two back to back 12 hour shifts over the weekend
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foxy/rizon
can i kick my foot off in someones ass?
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Angel/rizon
owns ComputerTech
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sushi-chan/rizon
slaps computertech with foxy's hand ... No thats not me, foxy did it!!!!
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sushi-chan/rizon
runs away
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Angel/rizon
annihilates ComputerTech
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phonekait/rizon
I've been getting tired of certain people on this net in particular. No names mentioned.
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ChanRank
(ChanRank): dramo is an idler or unknown...
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Angel/rizon
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when Phoenix is around.
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MatCat/rizon
[19:31] <~MatCat> @8ball should I make it a wine night?
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MatCat/rizon
[19:31] <&GunsRGood> The magical 8-ball says: Yes
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ComputerTech/rizon
gasps
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 4 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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MatCat/rizon
ComputerTech did you eat all the womens?
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NiniGeo2/rizon
gives C.T. a wedge of cheese
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ComputerTech/rizon
pets NiniGeo2!
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NiniGeo2/rizon
I'm still a little bit sick, but I think I'm getting better, so that's good :3
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ComputerTech/rizon
feeds NiniGeo2 some veggie soup
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NiniGeo2/rizon
I had garlic and onion and celery and carrots and tomato and parsely in it!
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NiniGeo2/rizon
I mean I love garlic. I'll eat pretty much anythin' that has garlic in it :3
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NiniGeo2/rizon
Oooooh, I like raw garlic in some things. It's so pungent! I usually have crushed or minced or diced or sliced or roasted garlic~
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DuckHunt/rizon
phish > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 0/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
phish > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 0/2
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ComputerTech/rizon
pets ducky
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DuckHunt/rizon
phish > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 11.341s, which makes you a total of 3 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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MatCat/rizon
OK I am going to the store, where the WINE is
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NiniGeo2/rizon
Wait I thought that you could install WINE on like any 'nix system?
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NiniGeo2/rizon
Or did you mean the liquor and spirits store? o:
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MatCat/rizon
I am going to install WINE into my gullet
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MatCat/rizon
its a super cheap mixed red that I like for its flavor
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NiniGeo2/rizon
Maybe somebody messed up where the decimal point goes?
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 13.006s, which makes you a total of 119 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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MatCat/rizon
damn looking online it seems its like $7-$10 a bottle outside of my state
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Internets/rizon
[W|A] convert 750 mL (milliliters) to fluid ounces = 25.36 fl oz (fluid ounces)
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MatCat/rizon
oddly enough in USA alcohol is almost always measured in liters
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Zack/rizon
I'm playing Fallout: New Vegas - Ultimate Edition for PC, but not Steam so I can't post my status. I'm playing the GOG version.
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set mode +ao DarthOreo DarthOreo
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MatCat/rizon
Zack: can you drink wine in that game?
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NiniGeo2/rizon
Yeah there's several vintages of wine in New Vegas.
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MatCat/rizon
can you make friends with snakes in that game?
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NiniGeo2/rizon
Hmmmm I think you can make friends with geckos, but I don't think there's snakes. Well in Fallout 3 there was a gang called the Tunnel Snakes, but that's about it :P
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NiniGeo2/rizon
(You can join the Tunnel Snakes in Fallout 3)
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MatCat/rizon
:( game needs more friending of snakes
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MatCat/rizon
NiniGeo2: are you friends with sneks?
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MatCat/rizon
gives mrinfinity an infinity taco
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NiniGeo2/rizon
Yeah sneks are cool but I never know if they like me for me or if they just like me for my body heat o:
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MatCat/rizon
NiniGeo2: body heat is just a bonus :D
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MatCat/rizon
have you never seen any of my snek friends before?
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NiniGeo2/rizon
Sneks are neat. They're too cool for legs :P
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NiniGeo2/rizon
Uhhhhh I think you showed me one of 'em before also.
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube giving snakes there legs back. :: (09:53) :: Views 9,736,704 :: Rating [+] 345,613 likes [+] 345,613 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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MatCat/rizon
I am thinking of taking my largest snake down to the park tomorrow
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MatCat/rizon
I have never taken him to the park yet
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NiniGeo2/rizon
Does he like to ride on your shoulders so that you can take him places?