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[00:07:17] MatCat/rizon I am fresh out of shower :D

[00:07:28] MatCat/rizon I'm cleaner then ComputerTechs sheep

[00:07:51] MatCat/rizon I used very hot water

[00:08:14] MatCat/rizon lol its a continuation from earlier

[00:09:35] MatCat/rizon I wish my bot was in here so I could rape ComputerTech

[00:09:42] MatCat/rizon so I will rape him in a chan the bot is in

[00:10:01] MatCat/rizon [17:09] <&GunsRGood> MatCat rapes ComputerTech using a box of scented warmed kleenex

[00:10:07] MatCat/rizon :D

[00:15:30] MatCat/rizon if a penis os over 7 inches long, is it an assault penis?

[00:16:09] MatCat/rizon the line has to be drawn somewhere

[00:16:39] MatCat/rizon :P

[00:17:34] MatCat/rizon lol phish

[00:18:08] MatCat/rizon in like flynn

[01:04:06] MatCat/rizon buttered snatches

[01:10:41] MatCat/rizon deadly: are you really deadly?

[01:11:45] MatCat/rizon where am I from, or where I am?

[01:12:38] MatCat/rizon west coast

[01:13:27] MatCat/rizon :P

[01:13:52] MatCat/rizon some would say that

[01:14:25] MatCat/rizon from, certainly not

[01:15:11] MatCat/rizon California would be amazing if it didn't have a gay government and idiots that voted for it

[01:20:17] MatCat/rizon the south has manly straight men

[02:29:38] MatCat/rizon I think its a wine night

[02:32:55] MatCat/rizon [19:31] <~MatCat> @8ball should I make it a wine night?

[02:32:55] MatCat/rizon [19:31] <&GunsRGood> The magical 8-ball says: Yes

[02:32:59] MatCat/rizon I must obey the 8ball

[02:33:21] MatCat/rizon sheep balls

[02:34:09] MatCat/rizon it was for your benafit

[02:59:52] MatCat/rizon where are all the womens

[03:01:51] MatCat/rizon ComputerTech did you eat all the womens?

[03:03:41] MatCat/rizon its ok your secret is safe with us

[03:26:21] MatCat/rizon OK I am going to the store, where the WINE is

[03:26:51] MatCat/rizon yes it takes much luck and skill

[03:27:37] MatCat/rizon I am going to install WINE into my gullet

[03:52:37] MatCat/rizon I IS SURVIVED GOING TO GETZ WINE

[03:53:09] MatCat/rizon its a super cheap mixed red that I like for its flavor

[03:54:27] MatCat/rizon LOL I have no idea why it says $34.89 on this page, its 3.95 https://wineonlinedelivery.com/product/spring-creek-sweet-red-wine-750-ml/

[03:54:42] MatCat/rizon that must be a case

[03:56:00] MatCat/rizon possibly

[03:57:08] MatCat/rizon lol

[03:57:18] MatCat/rizon I got 2 bottles

[03:58:49] MatCat/rizon damn looking online it seems its like $7-$10 a bottle outside of my state

[04:00:41] MatCat/rizon oddly enough in USA alcohol is almost always measured in liters

[04:01:13] MatCat/rizon Zack: can you drink wine in that game?

[04:01:51] MatCat/rizon can you make friends with snakes in that game?

[04:04:56] MatCat/rizon :( game needs more friending of snakes

[04:05:16] MatCat/rizon <3

[04:06:36] MatCat/rizon NiniGeo2: are you friends with sneks?

[04:07:25] MatCat/rizon NiniGeo2: body heat is just a bonus :D

[04:08:25] MatCat/rizon NiniGeo2 one of my friends https://www.mcfile.in/f/8d8689cb44be453bbecc/?raw=1

[04:08:37] MatCat/rizon I have 16 snek friends

[04:08:53] MatCat/rizon :D

[04:09:07] MatCat/rizon I do

[04:09:42] MatCat/rizon have you never seen any of my snek friends before?

[04:09:58] MatCat/rizon https://www.mcfile.in/f/03cf9f8f645042fe850d/?raw=1

[04:10:05] MatCat/rizon that is my false water cobra

[04:11:44] MatCat/rizon I've seen that one superkuh

[04:12:22] MatCat/rizon I am thinking of taking my largest snake down to the park tomorrow

[04:13:27] MatCat/rizon I have never taken him to the park yet

[04:13:47] MatCat/rizon he is a pretty good sized boa https://www.mcfile.in/f/a4386db33bf64b129013/?raw=1

[04:14:39] MatCat/rizon I imagine he would

[04:15:11] MatCat/rizon for a short distance yeah

[04:16:07] MatCat/rizon boas aren't particularly fast

[04:16:25] MatCat/rizon I would never take my false water cobra or my corns out, they would be too fast

[04:16:55] MatCat/rizon yeah

[04:17:10] MatCat/rizon even if I let boa down on ground he will be slow enough for me to catch him

[04:17:21] MatCat/rizon no

[04:17:48] MatCat/rizon he is the only one atm I feel is safe to do so with'

[04:18:03] MatCat/rizon lol I should take him with me to the store one day

[04:18:05] MatCat/rizon see how people react

[04:18:14] MatCat/rizon if they bitch I be like, HE IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SNAKE

[04:21:04] MatCat/rizon the pet store is too far of a drive to drive with snake

[04:23:50] MatCat/rizon sneks are the best frens

[04:24:27] MatCat/rizon I have a female boa that could get 2x as big as the one you saw in pic

[04:24:37] MatCat/rizon but she is still baby

[04:24:39] MatCat/rizon and smol

[04:25:35] MatCat/rizon NiniGeo2: smol baby girl https://www.mcfile.in/f/0b361ec9bd04482eaaf4/?raw=1

[04:26:05] MatCat/rizon when she gets to adult she will make the babies with the other one

[04:26:28] MatCat/rizon I should have some babies this year, not of boas though

[04:26:34] MatCat/rizon I should get some garter babies

[04:26:49] MatCat/rizon https://www.mcfile.in/f/b76bb510c9c74c989abd/?raw=1

[04:27:38] MatCat/rizon look at cute tounge out shot https://www.mcfile.in/f/5deab1c95fda4f3b961b/?raw=1

[04:28:33] MatCat/rizon NiniGeo2 you should get a snek friend

[04:29:20] MatCat/rizon they are

[04:29:26] MatCat/rizon but you should get a proper pet one

[04:29:30] MatCat/rizon not garter per say

[04:29:40] MatCat/rizon although I do love garters

[04:29:57] MatCat/rizon all my garters are captive bred, not wild caught

[04:31:09] MatCat/rizon I do have a very large garter

[04:31:17] MatCat/rizon I dunno if I have a pic that puts her size into context though

[04:32:25] MatCat/rizon yes

[04:32:30] MatCat/rizon I have a snake room

[04:32:37] MatCat/rizon with many tanks

[04:32:40] MatCat/rizon on racks

[04:33:25] MatCat/rizon https://www.mcfile.in/f/a222cf7faf0a4d43a638/?raw=1 from old house, but its similar how its setup now

[04:33:32] MatCat/rizon nah

[04:33:37] MatCat/rizon they each have their own heat sources

[04:34:51] MatCat/rizon happy sneks

[04:59:49] MatCat/rizon why is everything about penis

[05:48:16] MatCat/rizon ComputerTech what is this code written in

[05:49:34] MatCat/rizon oh god

[05:49:52] MatCat/rizon :D

[05:49:55] MatCat/rizon PHP is love

[05:49:56] MatCat/rizon python is yucky

[05:50:08] MatCat/rizon PHP is fren

[05:50:20] MatCat/rizon but it does it with love

[05:50:29] MatCat/rizon and C syntax

[05:51:37] MatCat/rizon if ($ComputerTech) {bung($ComputerTech);}

[05:51:46] MatCat/rizon lol

[05:52:46] MatCat/rizon <?php $ComputerTech = new ircuser("Rizon"); $ComputerTech->lovesSheep = true;

[05:52:57] MatCat/rizon LOOL

[05:54:06] MatCat/rizon are you just against C syntax?!?!

[05:54:31] MatCat/rizon I LOVE C syntax

[05:54:36] MatCat/rizon it is the height of programming

[05:56:02] MatCat/rizon uint32 *ComputerTech = &User::getUser("ComputerTech");

[05:56:26] MatCat/rizon in php that would be assumed that ircuser is a class

[05:56:39] MatCat/rizon and that it has a member variable called lovesSheep

[05:56:58] MatCat/rizon ...

[05:57:15] MatCat/rizon you don't do a lot of PHP do you

[05:57:33] MatCat/rizon :(

[05:58:21] MatCat/rizon that syntax of that readme is the devil

[05:58:28] MatCat/rizon it doesn't even have ;'s!

[05:58:40] MatCat/rizon its like json had sex with basic

[05:58:49] MatCat/rizon lol

[05:59:18] MatCat/rizon BTW

[05:59:25] MatCat/rizon js isn't thast far off from php in syntax

[05:59:30] MatCat/rizon they are damn similar

[06:00:47] MatCat/rizon https://mcgit.place/MatCat.OpenSource/BrowserLogic <== the link in readme os gone, you can try it at https://m42.pw/bl

[06:02:36] MatCat/rizon I dont like usiong libraries

[06:02:50] MatCat/rizon I like to do my projects all from scratch

[06:03:00] MatCat/rizon its one of the reasons I hate shit like node

[06:03:11] MatCat/rizon its overhead based on library inclusions is absolutely insane

[06:04:20] MatCat/rizon most of my profressional progamming these days is C/C++ on MCU's

[06:04:22] MatCat/rizon firmware codwe

[06:04:50] MatCat/rizon I love programming MCU's, the limited resources really makes you think smart about your code

[06:05:21] MatCat/rizon when you for an MCU with only 128 bytes of ram, and say 2k of flash space for code, you really need to use your brain to make shit work

[06:06:44] MatCat/rizon oh man, I once developed a firmware that because of the MCU limitations, it moved all its data in a binary packet, imagine that, the app guy developing the app for the product, had NO IDEA how to handle binary packed data in node.js, he demanded I use JSON and I was like dude, its a little MCU, it doesn't have the damn resources to do text based conversions that json requires, it saddens

[06:06:44] MatCat/rizon me how low the skills are of modern 'rprofressional' programmers

[06:06:48] MatCat/rizon can't even handle binary

[06:07:37] MatCat/rizon I have to program a conversion library that converted between the binary format and json for him

[06:08:01] MatCat/rizon and I never even used node.js before that, and I got library working for him in like 45 min

[06:08:26] MatCat/rizon kind of why I dislike python

[06:08:41] MatCat/rizon C syntax is so widely used in so many languages, python is just wildly different

[06:08:54] MatCat/rizon and it has the same issue node.js has with being vbery reliant on library infrastructure

[06:37:22] MatCat/rizon @seen x_

[06:37:28] MatCat/rizon :(

[06:37:46] MatCat/rizon for him yes

[06:40:12] MatCat/rizon lool

[07:05:31] MatCat/rizon how come smart girls are always ugly

[07:06:34] MatCat/rizon herald sure seems it

[07:19:58] MatCat/rizon fook yeah my chan is #7 now

[07:19:59] MatCat/rizon @topchans

[07:20:05] MatCat/rizon MOVING ON UP

[07:20:55] MatCat/rizon I would like to thank the little people

[20:50:04] MatCat/rizon just got back from the park, took my biggest snake out there, he loved it

[23:29:27] MatCat/rizon it was fun taking my snake to the park today

[23:29:30] MatCat/rizon I am going to do that more often

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