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[00:05:36] ComputerTech/rizon sup

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[00:40:58] ski/rizon inf

[00:41:01] DuckHunt/rizon The golden duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[00:53:36] [itchyjunk]/rizon hey ComputerTech

[00:53:37] * [itchyjunk]/rizon moans

[00:56:01] DuckHunt/rizon The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[01:10:02] irish666/rizon Goodnight

[01:11:14] MatCat/rizon @topchans

[01:11:22] MatCat/rizon come on chan, beat chatters

[01:11:27] MatCat/rizon @chanrank

[01:11:27] ChanStat/rizon (ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 3 out of 203 with a score of 56881.

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[01:11:30] MatCat/rizon @chanrank 2

[01:11:39] MatCat/rizon oof someone be spamming chatters today

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[01:17:00] DuckHunt/rizon A duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[01:20:00] DuckHunt/rizon The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[01:24:18] Roey .bef

[01:24:19] Roey ,bef

[01:24:22] Roey ,cry

[01:24:24] Roey ,sigh.

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[02:14:46] mrinfinity/rizon knowledge isnt free. you have to pay attention

[02:15:27] ComputerTech/rizon but if you're rich enough it's "free"

[02:15:29] ComputerTech/rizon :^)

[02:15:52] Dr_DICK/rizon That makes no sense

[02:15:58] Dr_DICK/rizon Go back to what you do best, drinking

[02:16:30] ComputerTech/rizon ye i'm drinking

[02:16:33] ComputerTech/rizon but my point was

[02:16:44] ComputerTech/rizon if you're rich enough, the amount of money of being free wouldn't be much

[02:16:46] ComputerTech/rizon thus free

[02:16:54] ComputerTech/rizon ...and ye i don't make sense, back to drinking

[02:16:56] ComputerTech/rizon :^)

[02:16:59] * ComputerTech/rizon leaevs

[02:17:00] Dr_DICK/rizon That's still not free

[02:17:01] ComputerTech/rizon leaves*

[02:17:04] ComputerTech/rizon fu

[02:17:05] ComputerTech/rizon :<

[02:17:09] * ComputerTech/rizon goes back to drinking

[02:17:24] ComputerTech/rizon what do you expect from a drunk dude? :(

[02:17:30] Dr_DICK/rizon Wehr Mach Frei

[02:17:34] * ComputerTech/rizon hugs second2050 instead

[02:17:46] ComputerTech/rizon Dr_DICK: englush pls

[02:17:47] Dr_DICK/rizon Wehr Macht* Frei

[02:17:48] ComputerTech/rizon english*

[02:17:51] ComputerTech/rizon ENGLISH PLS

[02:17:54] ComputerTech/rizon (╥﹏╥)

[02:17:57] Dr_DICK/rizon .t Wehr Macht Frei

[02:17:57] Internets/rizon [t] [from de] Wehr Macht Frei

[02:18:03] Dr_DICK/rizon Fuck you

[02:18:08] ComputerTech/rizon kek

[02:18:12] ComputerTech/rizon another german

[02:18:13] ComputerTech/rizon 🙃

[02:18:23] Dr_DICK/rizon No just somebody that paid attention in school

[02:18:24] ComputerTech/rizon what is this

[02:18:32] ComputerTech/rizon like the 20th german in here?

[02:18:35] ComputerTech/rizon and WHAT!?

[02:18:38] Dr_DICK/rizon Google it bitch

[02:18:42] ComputerTech/rizon they taught german in your school?

[02:18:44] ComputerTech/rizon amke me

[02:18:45] ComputerTech/rizon make*

[02:18:53] ComputerTech/rizon you're making a drunk person open google?

[02:18:56] ComputerTech/rizon how cruel

[02:18:57] ComputerTech/rizon :(

[02:19:14] ComputerTech/rizon they only taught french and polish in mine

[02:19:15] ComputerTech/rizon ;\

[02:19:31] Dr_DICK/rizon I fucking butchered it anyways and used the wrong word

[02:19:36] ComputerTech/rizon nein!

[02:19:36] ComputerTech/rizon :P

[02:19:42] Dr_DICK/rizon .t Arbeit Macht Frei

[02:19:42] Internets/rizon [t] [from de] Work sets you free

[02:19:49] ComputerTech/rizon does it though

[02:19:50] ComputerTech/rizon :P

[02:19:57] Dr_DICK/rizon Auchwitz seems to agree

[02:20:03] Dr_DICK/rizon It was on the gate

[02:20:04] ComputerTech/rizon fuck auchw/e

[02:20:05] ComputerTech/rizon :P

[02:20:06] ComputerTech/rizon kek

[02:20:14] ComputerTech/rizon too drunk to care how to spell it

[02:20:15] ComputerTech/rizon xD

[02:21:36] ComputerTech/rizon oh

[02:21:38] ComputerTech/rizon ALSO

[02:21:41] ComputerTech/rizon Dr_DICK~

[02:21:42] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[02:21:47] ComputerTech/rizon very important thing

[02:21:48] ComputerTech/rizon <3

[02:21:57] Dr_DICK/rizon Typical CumpsterTech~~~

[02:22:06] ComputerTech/rizon yeeee

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[02:22:06] ComputerTech/rizon :D

[02:22:09] ComputerTech/rizon heya monery

[02:22:10] ComputerTech/rizon erm

[02:22:12] ComputerTech/rizon MonkeySays: *

[02:22:15] ComputerTech/rizon sry i'm drunk

[02:22:16] ComputerTech/rizon :3

[02:22:21] ComputerTech/rizon drunk + oper

[02:22:22] ComputerTech/rizon :v

[02:22:23] ComputerTech/rizon idk

[02:22:26] * ComputerTech/rizon stops typing

[02:22:26] ComputerTech/rizon :(

[02:22:32] Dr_DICK/rizon So just a normal day for CumpsterTech

[02:22:38] ComputerTech/rizon being oper plus drink?

[02:22:39] ComputerTech/rizon idk

[02:22:49] ComputerTech/rizon i', usually not as drunk as this tbh

[02:22:51] ComputerTech/rizon i'm*

[02:22:59] ComputerTech/rizon i mixed my drinks

[02:23:01] ComputerTech/rizon thus more drunk

[02:23:01] ComputerTech/rizon :<

[02:23:03] MonkeySays/rizon It's okay, I'm high, which is different than being drunk, it's me but not as stressed or insane

[02:23:07] Dr_DICK/rizon I guess your handlers forgot to take your access away before you picked up the bottle

[02:23:08] ComputerTech/rizon \o/

[02:23:10] MonkeySays/rizon And hello ComputerTech

[02:23:13] ComputerTech/rizon heya

[02:23:16] ComputerTech/rizon Dr_DICK: KEK

[02:23:17] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[02:23:20] ComputerTech/rizon Peorth is afk tho

[02:23:20] ComputerTech/rizon :v

[02:23:28] ComputerTech/rizon so

[02:23:32] * ComputerTech/rizon runs around in circles

[02:23:32] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[02:23:36] ComputerTech/rizon /kill Dr_DICK

[02:23:37] ComputerTech/rizon >:D

[02:23:39] ComputerTech/rizon jk <3

[02:23:52] Dr_DICK/rizon Please dp

[02:23:54] ComputerTech/rizon plenty of others i would do so before you

[02:23:55] Dr_DICK/rizon *do

[02:23:56] ComputerTech/rizon :^)

[02:23:58] ComputerTech/rizon y

[02:24:28] Dr_DICK/rizon Oh wait when you get /kill ed in IRC you don't get /Kill ed in real life, this isn't Nightmare on Cumpster Street

[02:24:40] ComputerTech/rizon huh

[02:25:06] Dr_DICK/rizon You would say that wouldn't you

[02:25:06] ComputerTech/rizon i've never fought irl, other than training in martial arts tbf

[02:25:07] ComputerTech/rizon :(

[02:25:10] ComputerTech/rizon yes

[02:25:13] * ComputerTech/rizon cums in the corner

[02:25:13] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[02:25:15] Dr_DICK/rizon You slut

[02:25:18] ComputerTech/rizon i am

[02:25:19] ComputerTech/rizon :3

[02:25:27] ComputerTech/rizon pls dont quote that

[02:25:29] ComputerTech/rizon ficking

[02:25:34] ComputerTech/rizon abuse!

[02:25:35] ComputerTech/rizon :b

[02:25:37] ComputerTech/rizon :v*

[02:26:13] Dr_DICK/rizon .quote add * ComputerTech cums in the corner <Dr_DICK> You slut <ComputerTech> i am <ComputerTech> pls dont quote that

[02:26:14] Quotes/rizon [Quote] Added quote #446 by Dr_DICK

[02:26:14] Quotes/rizon [Quote] * ComputerTech cums in the corner <Dr_DICK> You slut <ComputerTech> i am <ComputerTech> pls dont quote that

[02:26:21] ComputerTech/rizon :|

[02:26:24] ComputerTech/rizon fucker

[02:26:24] Samantha/rizon Wow I was about to add that

[02:26:28] ComputerTech/rizon foxy: ^^^^ ABUSE

[02:26:30] ComputerTech/rizon huh

[02:26:30] Samantha/rizon I was about to press enter

[02:26:45] ComputerTech/rizon Samantha: bad!

[02:26:45] ComputerTech/rizon :

[02:26:46] ComputerTech/rizon :P*

[02:26:54] Samantha/rizon Forgot the P

[02:26:58] Samantha/rizon luckily I have plenty for you

[02:27:06] ComputerTech/rizon huh

[02:27:22] Samantha/rizon pee?

[02:27:30] ComputerTech/rizon i do need to visit the bathroom yes

[02:28:59] foxy/rizon what?

[02:29:17] foxy/rizon i'm glad someone else quoted it

[02:29:23] Dr_DICK/rizon I think he's asking for more abuse

[02:29:23] foxy/rizon i would have if i saw it

[02:29:46] foxy/rizon abuse away

[02:29:51] ComputerTech/rizon :(

[02:29:59] * ComputerTech/rizon cries in the corner

[02:29:59] Angel/rizon ( p′︵‵。)

[02:30:13] Dr_DICK/rizon Salting up your cum corner now

[02:30:14] Dr_DICK/rizon Smh

[02:30:44] Dr_DICK/rizon Oh maybe you're adding tears to it so it's more saltier and savory for when you go to eat it

[02:31:07] ComputerTech/rizon HUH

[02:31:58] Dr_DICK/rizon MAYBE YOU'RE CRYING IN THE CUM CORNER TO ADD SALT TO YOUR CUM SO YOU CAN FURTHER TASTE THE FLAVOR PROFILE OF YOUR OWN SEMEN

[02:32:14] * ComputerTech/rizon cums at Dr_DICK

[02:32:14] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[02:32:22] Dr_DICK/rizon Typical CumpsterTech

[02:32:26] ComputerTech/rizon no u

[02:32:27] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[02:32:27] Dr_DICK/rizon Fastest coom in the west

[02:32:32] ComputerTech/rizon huh

[02:32:39] Dr_DICK/rizon You would say that wouldn't you

[02:32:40] Dr_DICK/rizon You whore

[02:32:47] ComputerTech/rizon don't abuse me bb

[02:32:47] ComputerTech/rizon ;(

[02:32:48] ComputerTech/rizon (╥﹏╥)

[02:32:52] Samantha/rizon Put the cum under your pillow and the cum fairy will visit you

[02:32:57] Dr_DICK/rizon YOu asked for more abuse

[02:33:04] ComputerTech/rizon Samantha: who's the cum fairy?

[02:33:08] Dr_DICK/rizon All I got from the cum fairy was a moldy pillow

[02:33:09] ComputerTech/rizon Dr_DICK: woah "more"?

[02:33:11] ComputerTech/rizon i'm telling h4

[02:33:12] ComputerTech/rizon :^)

[02:33:13] Samantha/rizon ComputerTech, find out

[02:33:19] ComputerTech/rizon Samantha: O.O

[02:33:23] ComputerTech/rizon is it foxy?

[02:33:24] * ComputerTech/rizon runs

[02:33:26] ComputerTech/rizon jk jk

[02:33:27] ComputerTech/rizon :D

[02:33:32] * ComputerTech/rizon giggles and drinks in the corner

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[02:33:47] Samantha/rizon I'll watch with popcorn while she flays you

[02:33:47] crovax/rizon ComputerTech you worry your mom

[02:33:57] ComputerTech/rizon Samantha: :|

[02:34:13] crovax/rizon stayin in on a saturday night talkin about tasting cum, she's concerned

[02:34:19] foxy/rizon is it what?

[02:34:22] NiniGeo2/rizon Oooooh we have popcorn today?

[02:34:23] Dr_DICK/rizon While drinking alone as well

[02:34:27] foxy/rizon i have no clue about a cum pillow

[02:34:28] * NiniGeo2/rizon breaks out the salt and butter for popcorns

[02:34:30] Dr_DICK/rizon Your mom is booking an intervention

[02:34:53] Dr_DICK/rizon So she can intervene deez nuts in yo mouf

[02:36:19] Samantha/rizon NiniGeo2, that salt better not come from Colby

[02:36:37] Dr_DICK/rizon Colby's special infused salt

[02:37:05] Dr_DICK/rizon Prime scrapings from the crust of the cum corner

[02:37:28] NiniGeo2/rizon o:

[02:37:41] NiniGeo2/rizon I think it's just normal sea salt. It's not semen salt.

[02:37:49] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[02:37:53] * NiniGeo2/rizon ba dum tsh

[02:38:02] ComputerTech/rizon <Samantha> NiniGeo2, that salt better not come from Colby

[02:38:04] ComputerTech/rizon y not

[02:38:06] ComputerTech/rizon my salt is good

[02:38:07] ComputerTech/rizon :(

[02:38:16] NiniGeo2/rizon C.T. makes his own salt? :o

[02:38:21] Dr_DICK/rizon Your salt gets around

[02:38:46] * Samantha/rizon gags

[02:39:08] Dr_DICK/rizon Like Louis C.K. you just whip your salt shaker out in front of people and salt on them without their consent.

[02:39:11] * ComputerTech/rizon produces salt at a mass quantity

[02:39:11] ComputerTech/rizon :x

[02:39:36] NiniGeo2/rizon Where does C.T. get the salt from? Is it rock salt or sea salt or from a salt mine or what? :o

[02:39:38] Dr_DICK/rizon Typical CumpsterTech

[02:39:53] Dr_DICK/rizon It's the prime crust from the cum corner

[02:39:56] Dr_DICK/rizon It's also his crying corner

[02:39:59] Dr_DICK/rizon And his crycum corner

[02:39:59] * ComputerTech/rizon licks Dr_DICK

[02:40:00] ComputerTech/rizon :x

[02:40:10] Dr_DICK/rizon Typical CumpsterTech

[02:40:12] Dr_DICK/rizon Licking dick

[02:40:15] ComputerTech/rizon no

[02:40:18] ComputerTech/rizon i licked your uh

[02:40:21] ComputerTech/rizon <_>

[02:40:22] ComputerTech/rizon idk

[02:40:23] ComputerTech/rizon ¯\(°_o)/¯

[02:40:27] Dr_DICK/rizon My dick?

[02:40:36] ComputerTech/rizon :|

[02:40:38] ComputerTech/rizon you wish

[02:40:40] Dr_DICK/rizon Smh licking dick's dick

[02:40:49] ComputerTech/rizon that's an achievement

[02:40:50] ComputerTech/rizon no??

[02:40:53] ComputerTech/rizon <_M

[02:40:54] Dr_DICK/rizon Slut-Squared

[02:40:56] ComputerTech/rizon <_<*

[02:40:56] ComputerTech/rizon >_>

[02:40:57] ComputerTech/rizon <_<

[02:40:58] ComputerTech/rizon >_>

[02:40:58] ComputerTech/rizon <_<

[02:41:00] ComputerTech/rizon >_>

[02:45:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:50:00] DuckHunt/rizon The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[02:53:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:53:06] ComputerTech/rizon !bang

[02:53:06] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.63s, which makes you a total of 166 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[02:53:07] ComputerTech/rizon AH HA

[02:53:08] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[02:54:34] Dr_DICK/rizon .yt Dr Zoidberg is a surgeon

[02:54:34] Internets/rizon :: YouTube Dr. Zoidberg is a SURGEON :: URL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtIyW_IjOMw (01:23) :: Views 5,406 :: Rating [+] 895 likes [+] 895 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[02:54:48] ComputerTech/rizon Dr_DICK~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[02:54:49] ComputerTech/rizon :D

[02:55:00] Dr_DICK/rizon CumpsterTech~~

[02:55:12] ComputerTech/rizon wat

[02:55:15] ComputerTech/rizon only ~~

[02:55:15] ComputerTech/rizon ???

[02:55:28] Dr_DICK/rizon That's the ~~ dripping off from your ~~~~

[02:55:39] ComputerTech/rizon oic

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[03:01:04] ComputerTech/rizon wb dog_whistle

[03:01:15] dog_whistle/rizon hi

[03:01:31] ComputerTech/rizon sup

[03:01:31] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[03:01:43] * NiniGeo2/rizon gives dog_whistle a milkbone to give to any dogs that they come across

[03:01:55] ComputerTech/rizon owo

[03:04:11] foxy/rizon who

[03:05:43] NiniGeo2/rizon Dogs!

[03:05:47] NiniGeo2/rizon Does foxy have any pets?

[03:06:06] foxy/rizon not anymore

[03:06:09] foxy/rizon i used to

[03:06:14] NiniGeo2/rizon Oh okay.

[03:06:23] foxy/rizon used to have a pitbull

[03:07:28] dog_whistle/rizon ohey

[03:07:46] dog_whistle/rizon i have 3 boxer/pit mixes

[03:07:49] dog_whistle/rizon they are assholes

[03:07:55] dog_whistle/rizon and high maintenance

[03:08:29] foxy/rizon oh london was the best

[03:08:53] foxy/rizon she loved to jump into the apple tree

[03:09:13] foxy/rizon loved to cuddle

[03:09:23] foxy/rizon loved to take baths

[03:15:46] ski/rizon into a tree ?

[03:16:15] toni/rizon foxy

[03:16:23] toni/rizon gimme belly rubs

[03:19:03] login is the nickname dog_whistle itself a dog whistle?

[03:19:11] login or is that the metameme?

[03:19:16] * foxy/rizon uses ComputerTech 's hand to give toni belly rubs

[03:19:20] ComputerTech/rizon oi

[03:19:26] * ComputerTech/rizon punches toni's belly

[03:19:28] NiniGeo2/rizon o:

[03:19:32] dog_whistle/rizon eh

[03:21:00] ski/rizon meow

[03:21:17] * NiniGeo2/rizon opens up a can of tunafish for ski

[03:21:18] * ski/rizon catches ComputerTech's hand with paws-'n-claws

[03:21:19] ComputerTech/rizon ski!

[03:21:25] * ComputerTech/rizon picks up ski and pets

[03:21:52] * ski/rizon holds hand with claws still, not letting it escape

[03:21:55] dog_whistle/rizon <tr> [T] <+login> is the nickname dog_whistle itself a dog whistle? wawut

[03:22:10] * ski/rizon licks ComputerTech's wrist, and purrs

[03:22:45] * ski/rizon reluctantly lets go, jumps down for the tuna

[03:22:56] login > wawut - ;)

[03:23:21] NiniGeo2/rizon Fresh tuna! Get your tuna here!

[03:23:32] login are there flies on it?

[03:23:39] ski/rizon apparently chickens also like tuna

[03:23:39] NiniGeo2/rizon No flies! Just tuna!

[03:23:53] login If even the flies are avoiding it, there must be something sus about it

[03:24:21] login chickens eating fish is just not what nature intended

[03:24:56] login it would be like feeding chicken breast to a dolphin

[03:25:24] NiniGeo2/rizon Hmmm apparently dolphins do eat birds 'cuz they eat penguins sometimes.

[03:25:36] NiniGeo2/rizon So if chickens and penguins aren't too dissimilar, maybe it'd work?

[03:26:14] ski/rizon penguins also dive and swim in the sea .. so, technically, they're fish ?

[03:26:46] ski/rizon (just like dophins, orcas, whales. and just like bats are birds)

[03:29:30] * ski/rizon fetches more tea

[03:31:16] NiniGeo2/rizon Woooooooo tea~

[03:31:38] toni/rizon ouch*

[03:31:38] * Kuro-chan/rizon sets a slice of deluxe cheesecake in front of NiniGeo2

[03:33:19] login bats are not birds though

[03:33:42] login the taxonomy is different

[03:34:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:34:16] NiniGeo2/rizon Wooooooooooooo

[03:34:18] NiniGeo2/rizon TYTY Kuro-chans~

[03:34:32] * NiniGeo2/rizon gets out his custom fork to eat the deluxe cheesecake

[03:36:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:37:20] dog_whistle/rizon HEY GUISE HOW ABOUT THAT SPORTS TEAM

[03:37:27] dog_whistle/rizon .bef

[03:37:52] Zack/rizon !bang

[03:37:52] DuckHunt/rizon *BANG* xO' D3M0N just get shot by accident by Zack. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[03:37:59] Zack/rizon D3M0N had it coming.

[03:38:14] dog_whistle/rizon DID YOU SEE HOW THAT SPORTS TEAM I AM A FAN OF OUTSCORED THEIR OPPONENT THUS SECURING VICTORY?

[03:38:18] Dr_DICK/rizon !bang

[03:38:18] DuckHunt/rizon Dr_DICK > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[03:38:30] Dr_DICK/rizon !reload

[03:38:30] DuckHunt/rizon Dr_DICK > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[03:38:31] Dr_DICK/rizon !bang

[03:38:31] DuckHunt/rizon Dr_DICK > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:38:32] dog_whistle/rizon MAN IT WAS AMAZING

[03:38:34] Dr_DICK/rizon !bang

[03:38:34] DuckHunt/rizon Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[03:38:34] DuckHunt/rizon Dr_DICK > *BANG* You shot down one of the ducks in 4mn33.411s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[03:38:52] Dr_DICK/rizon It's 1 every time

[03:39:09] NiniGeo2/rizon Yeah ducks don't like loud noises.

[03:39:38] dog_whistle/rizon I ATE SPORTS GAME FOOD AND DRANK TRANNY FLUID (bud light) IT WAS OFF THE HEEZAY I EVEN SLAPPED MY WIFE ON HER BOTTOM

[03:39:42] NiniGeo2/rizon O:

[03:40:10] * Zack/rizon kicked dog_whistle/rizon (Chill out.)

[03:41:39] ski/rizon login : by the old definition ("Things that fly, and are not insects, are birds."), they are

[03:42:59] login but they don't lay eggs

[03:45:35] ComputerTech/rizon WHO

[03:45:36] ComputerTech/rizon DARES

[03:45:37] ComputerTech/rizon TO

[03:45:39] ComputerTech/rizon DISTURB ME

[03:45:41] ComputerTech/rizon ???

[03:45:55] * NiniGeo2/rizon disturbs C.T. to hand him a pretzel

[03:45:59] ComputerTech/rizon :o

[03:46:02] * ComputerTech/rizon pets NiniGeo2

[03:46:03] Zack/rizon CT that was my first legit kick in this channel!

[03:46:04] NiniGeo2/rizon :3

[03:46:04] Zack/rizon :o

[03:46:42] ski/rizon login : well, that's a detail

[03:46:54] ski/rizon also fish lay eggs. and Platypuses

[03:46:55] ComputerTech/rizon Zack: facts

[03:47:41] * ski/rizon idly wonders what the dog whistle was on about

[03:48:03] ComputerTech/rizon * Zack has kicked dog_whistle from #computertech (Chill out.)

[03:48:03] ComputerTech/rizon huh

[03:48:22] * ski/rizon dangles a beer can, from a string on a stick, in front of ComputerTech

[03:48:41] ComputerTech/rizon :o

[03:48:45] * ComputerTech/rizon follows said beer can

[03:48:53] ski/rizon (noone tell him that it's empty)

[03:49:41] login imagine just saying chill out, dog_whistle

[03:49:49] ComputerTech/rizon :|

[03:49:59] * ski/rizon leads ComputerTech into the river, while wearing a giant mascerade mask made out of paper-mache, designed to look like Thatcher, while shouting "Mommy knows best! Mommy knows best!"

[03:50:10] login I have a joke that you might find insulting, may I say it, ComputerTech?

[03:50:25] * ComputerTech/rizon swims

[03:50:28] ComputerTech/rizon login go for it

[03:50:50] login Alright, there is only a single line from C.T. to E.T.

[03:51:00] * ski/rizon advertizes tickets for a live rodent show, at Hameln, on the other side of the river

[03:51:13] ComputerTech/rizon huh

[03:51:16] login could replace 'line' with 'stroke' for more effect

[03:51:23] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[03:51:29] ComputerTech/rizon login, nice

[03:51:57] ski/rizon .. are you trying to say the "T" in "CT" really stands for "Terrarium" ?

[03:52:07] ComputerTech/rizon huh

[03:52:28] login i thought E.T. stood for extraterrestrial

[03:52:28] * ski/rizon 's sure MatCat must have some extra terraria

[03:52:41] ski/rizon hm .. maybe !

[03:53:02] login is terrarium a being living on the ground?

[03:53:18] ski/rizon it's a container, for animals living on the ground

[03:53:31] ski/rizon like an aquarium is one, for animals living in water

[03:53:36] login oh, i understand now

[03:53:37] MatCat/rizon ski: I have many tanks

[03:53:43] ski/rizon commonly it would also have glass walls

[03:53:56] ski/rizon could you offer CT a home in one of them, MatCat ?

[03:54:03] ski/rizon (and would you ?)

[03:54:19] login an experiment in the possibility of mutual peace?

[03:54:26] MatCat/rizon CT needs a sheep pen

[03:54:33] ski/rizon or a mutual piece (of mind ?)

[03:55:00] login animals have many diseases

[03:55:10] ski/rizon i'm not aware of terraria big enough for a flock-o'-sheep

[03:55:10] login and close contact with them can lead to novel diseases passing to the person

[03:55:23] mrinfinity/rizon login

[03:55:31] mrinfinity/rizon Be the glitch you wish to see in the matrix!

[03:55:45] ski/rizon .. now i'm wondering if there might be diseases which enter the body through the navel

[03:55:45] login I read a thread on twitter about it

[03:55:54] login some person who lived like a vagabond for 5 years

[03:56:15] login not full wilderness, but no stable home - as a lifestyle choice

[03:56:40] ski/rizon there was a tribe who lived in a valley, on Papua New Guinea. they used to each the brains of their passed away relatives. (for some reason, especially the women seemed to be into this)

[03:57:24] login i don't have first-hand knowledge of this, but based on a reddit/r/nosleep story, that can lead to misfolded proteins causing havoc

[03:57:37] mrinfinity/rizon ive known plenty of people to do that

[03:57:41] mrinfinity/rizon they just ..drift

[03:57:46] ski/rizon however, they started contracting a prior disease, similar to scrapie (which comes from eating sheep brain. similar to Jacob-Creutzfeld's disease, "Mad Cow disease", which you may contract, from eating cow brain .. probably also other ganglia in the body, like in bone marrow)

[03:58:09] login prion diseases

[03:58:49] ski/rizon over here, there was a cat owner, whose cat got sick (maybe passed away, can't recall). anyway, the owner figured out it was because they put ground up cadavers (including bones and brains) from the meat processing into cat and dog food

[03:59:38] ski/rizon there were articles written about this, and eventually a law was passed, which outlawed this practice. this was just a few years before the outbreak of mad cow's disease, starting in the U.K. .. because of this, that was never a big problem over here

[04:00:19] ski/rizon login : yes, prionic diseases

[04:01:07] login yeah, animal husbandry is dangerous stuff

[04:01:21] ski/rizon (oh, they also put that meat processing, into food for cattle, btw. that was also stopped by the law)

[04:01:25] login i guess the most riskless job is analysing risk: the job of an actuary

[04:01:56] login yeah, these kinds of laws and regulations were passed for a reason

[04:03:16] login did the law manage to prevent future deaths of pets and cows?

[04:03:29] * ski/rizon computes the eigenvalues of mrinfinity's matrix, and determines its numerical stability, wrt to changes in the glitch, and vice versa

[04:03:54] ski/rizon yep, for the most part

[04:04:32] ski/rizon (one might think that it might be obvious to not feed a special of animals dead parts from the same species .. but apparently not)

[04:05:39] login how many people on here will know what eigenvalues are and how to determine numerical stability?

[04:06:24] ski/rizon .. presumably a vanishingly small, maybe infinitesimal, fraction, of the population distribution in here

[04:07:36] login i had a unit in university which was "optimisation, estimation and numerical methods"

[04:07:55] ski/rizon (but it might be interesting to think about how much a glitch change would affect the matrix .. and, for a change in the matrix, how big the corresponding change in the glitch causing it would be)

[04:09:29] login did you read the qntm.org/responsibilit story?

[04:09:41] ski/rizon hm, i don't think so ?

[04:09:50] ski/rizon (can't recall seeing that link before)

[04:09:57] ski/rizon hm

[04:10:06] login it might be a fun story

[04:11:07] ski/rizon (it might've been mentioned, around the time people were coming in daily in a programming channel, claimg the end was nigh, that the AI apocalypse was over us)

[04:13:14] mrinfinity/rizon im going to only say things in a deep, intense, evil villainous toned voice

[04:13:33] mrinfinity/rizon you guys wont know since this is irc though

[04:13:42] mrinfinity/rizon but the voice in my head sounds exquisite.

[04:14:50] ComputerTech/rizon huh

[04:14:54] ComputerTech/rizon mrinfinity:

[04:14:56] ComputerTech/rizon <3

[04:14:58] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[04:17:52] ski/rizon well, congrats in that case, mrinfinity

[04:17:57] ComputerTech/rizon kek

[04:18:28] mrinfinity/rizon he probably didnt even add me to chanserv +o

[04:19:00] mrinfinity/rizon topkek

[04:19:24] ComputerTech/rizon :(

[04:19:31] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[04:19:50] ski/rizon oh

[04:19:58] * ski/rizon didn't even notice the first `mode'

[04:21:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:21:05] Phoenix/rizon !bang

[04:21:05] DuckHunt/rizon Phoenix > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3

[04:21:08] Phoenix/rizon !reload

[04:21:08] DuckHunt/rizon Phoenix > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam and reload your gun. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3

[04:21:09] Phoenix/rizon !bang

[04:21:09] DuckHunt/rizon Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.347s, which makes you a total of 104 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 16 (duck disassembler). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[04:21:12] Phoenix/rizon nice

[04:21:34] ComputerTech/rizon nice shot mate

[04:21:34] ComputerTech/rizon :D

[04:21:44] Phoenix/rizon Thanks

[04:22:09] login Do people keep track of their ammo?

[04:22:15] login or do they find out after pressing the trigger?

[04:23:04] ComputerTech/rizon how're ya Phoenix ?

[04:23:05] login or does the gun indicate to the user in some way that it is empty

[04:23:11] ComputerTech/rizon login, depends per person i guess

[04:25:14] Phoenix/rizon I keep track of my ammo..

[04:25:17] * Kuro-chan/rizon walks over to ComputerTech

[04:25:23] * ComputerTech/rizon spots a Kuro-chan!

[04:25:25] Phoenix/rizon but if it's empty you can't shoot

[04:25:26] * ComputerTech/rizon picks Kuro-chan up and pets him

[04:25:32] ComputerTech/rizon Phoenix: that's what she said

[04:25:32] Kuro-chan/rizon I fixed and stabilized a lot of issues that cropped up with my game, but...

[04:25:33] * ComputerTech/rizon runs

[04:25:36] ComputerTech/rizon Kuro-chan: nice

[04:25:36] Phoenix/rizon going ok CT .. just about to have lunch

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