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[02:15:52] Dr_DICK/rizon That makes no sense

[02:15:58] Dr_DICK/rizon Go back to what you do best, drinking

[02:17:00] Dr_DICK/rizon That's still not free

[02:17:30] Dr_DICK/rizon Wehr Mach Frei

[02:17:47] Dr_DICK/rizon Wehr Macht* Frei

[02:17:57] Dr_DICK/rizon .t Wehr Macht Frei

[02:18:03] Dr_DICK/rizon Fuck you

[02:18:23] Dr_DICK/rizon No just somebody that paid attention in school

[02:18:38] Dr_DICK/rizon Google it bitch

[02:19:31] Dr_DICK/rizon I fucking butchered it anyways and used the wrong word

[02:19:42] Dr_DICK/rizon .t Arbeit Macht Frei

[02:19:57] Dr_DICK/rizon Auchwitz seems to agree

[02:20:03] Dr_DICK/rizon It was on the gate

[02:21:57] Dr_DICK/rizon Typical CumpsterTech~~~

[02:22:32] Dr_DICK/rizon So just a normal day for CumpsterTech

[02:23:07] Dr_DICK/rizon I guess your handlers forgot to take your access away before you picked up the bottle

[02:23:52] Dr_DICK/rizon Please dp

[02:23:55] Dr_DICK/rizon *do

[02:24:28] Dr_DICK/rizon Oh wait when you get /kill ed in IRC you don't get /Kill ed in real life, this isn't Nightmare on Cumpster Street

[02:25:06] Dr_DICK/rizon You would say that wouldn't you

[02:25:15] Dr_DICK/rizon You slut

[02:26:13] Dr_DICK/rizon .quote add * ComputerTech cums in the corner <Dr_DICK> You slut <ComputerTech> i am <ComputerTech> pls dont quote that

[02:29:23] Dr_DICK/rizon I think he's asking for more abuse

[02:30:13] Dr_DICK/rizon Salting up your cum corner now

[02:30:14] Dr_DICK/rizon Smh

[02:30:44] Dr_DICK/rizon Oh maybe you're adding tears to it so it's more saltier and savory for when you go to eat it

[02:31:58] Dr_DICK/rizon MAYBE YOU'RE CRYING IN THE CUM CORNER TO ADD SALT TO YOUR CUM SO YOU CAN FURTHER TASTE THE FLAVOR PROFILE OF YOUR OWN SEMEN

[02:32:22] Dr_DICK/rizon Typical CumpsterTech

[02:32:27] Dr_DICK/rizon Fastest coom in the west

[02:32:39] Dr_DICK/rizon You would say that wouldn't you

[02:32:40] Dr_DICK/rizon You whore

[02:32:57] Dr_DICK/rizon YOu asked for more abuse

[02:33:08] Dr_DICK/rizon All I got from the cum fairy was a moldy pillow

[02:34:23] Dr_DICK/rizon While drinking alone as well

[02:34:30] Dr_DICK/rizon Your mom is booking an intervention

[02:34:53] Dr_DICK/rizon So she can intervene deez nuts in yo mouf

[02:36:37] Dr_DICK/rizon Colby's special infused salt

[02:37:05] Dr_DICK/rizon Prime scrapings from the crust of the cum corner

[02:37:49] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[02:38:21] Dr_DICK/rizon Your salt gets around

[02:39:08] Dr_DICK/rizon Like Louis C.K. you just whip your salt shaker out in front of people and salt on them without their consent.

[02:39:38] Dr_DICK/rizon Typical CumpsterTech

[02:39:53] Dr_DICK/rizon It's the prime crust from the cum corner

[02:39:56] Dr_DICK/rizon It's also his crying corner

[02:39:59] Dr_DICK/rizon And his crycum corner

[02:40:10] Dr_DICK/rizon Typical CumpsterTech

[02:40:12] Dr_DICK/rizon Licking dick

[02:40:27] Dr_DICK/rizon My dick?

[02:40:40] Dr_DICK/rizon Smh licking dick's dick

[02:40:54] Dr_DICK/rizon Slut-Squared

[02:54:34] Dr_DICK/rizon .yt Dr Zoidberg is a surgeon

[02:55:00] Dr_DICK/rizon CumpsterTech~~

[02:55:28] Dr_DICK/rizon That's the ~~ dripping off from your ~~~~

[03:38:18] Dr_DICK/rizon !bang

[03:38:30] Dr_DICK/rizon !reload

[03:38:31] Dr_DICK/rizon !bang

[03:38:34] Dr_DICK/rizon !bang

[03:38:52] Dr_DICK/rizon It's 1 every time

[04:54:55] Dr_DICK/rizon Because they survived a potato "famine"

[04:55:50] Dr_DICK/rizon Potato disease paired with brutal bri'ish taxation on crops where they actually take the surviving crops you harvest

[04:56:39] Dr_DICK/rizon Speaking of potato disease, I present the biggest milkers on twitch https://www.twitch.tv/esskayuwu

[04:56:45] Dr_DICK/rizon I just like seeing people's reaction to this

[04:58:46] Dr_DICK/rizon Fucking a sheep?

[04:59:11] Dr_DICK/rizon Yes

[04:59:27] Dr_DICK/rizon But I guess you want them when they're tired for bed rather than just waking up

[04:59:29] Dr_DICK/rizon Less kicking

[04:59:52] Dr_DICK/rizon Pretty much

[05:00:10] Dr_DICK/rizon That's all I've seen the past half hour, is her rocking back and forth and mining the same zone

[05:00:33] Dr_DICK/rizon I don't have audio on, on the stream, I am watching Top Gear

[05:01:01] Dr_DICK/rizon Oh she does have a different camera view, I thought it was all chest all the time

[05:03:05] Dr_DICK/rizon As in you wanna operate those tates?

[05:03:06] Dr_DICK/rizon Kek

[05:04:35] Dr_DICK/rizon Tates could sound like tits when spoke out loud, also spelled similar

[05:05:02] Dr_DICK/rizon Alcoholism is the culture over there

[05:05:49] Dr_DICK/rizon Fairly certain you were drinking during this week, just not drunk drunk

[05:05:53] Dr_DICK/rizon I remember deadly asking

[05:06:20] Dr_DICK/rizon "probably" so you can't track your own drink consumption?

[05:07:00] Dr_DICK/rizon He just stops responding

[05:07:13] Dr_DICK/rizon Just lots of light alcohol

[05:07:44] Dr_DICK/rizon The fact that it's a regular thing is already a bad sign

[05:07:59] Dr_DICK/rizon No but it's a habit clearly

[05:08:12] Dr_DICK/rizon Which has become regular for you

[05:08:38] Dr_DICK/rizon Because alcoholism is a culture over there

[05:08:47] Dr_DICK/rizon The water was poison for hundreds of years

[05:11:39] Dr_DICK/rizon Just one wrong event, starts justifying it internally that he can drink more and more regularly, eventually it's an every day thing, and them boom in the grips of chemical alcohol addiction where you'll get potentially deadly withdrawls and the only option is to quit or go deeper

[05:12:44] Dr_DICK/rizon We already knew you were gay ComputerTech no need to brag about it

[05:14:10] Dr_DICK/rizon The more I think on it, the more I think you're just drunk and deflecting that you have a habit because you totally drink during the weekday

[05:15:26] Dr_DICK/rizon I remember joking many times that you're drunk and going ye or that you're sober and you say you haven't drank yet and then later on in the day I bug you again about it and you're drinking

[05:16:04] Dr_DICK/rizon And if you say you did, you did

[05:16:08] Dr_DICK/rizon And you have said you have

[05:16:37] Dr_DICK/rizon Not difficult, you're an alcoholic

[05:16:51] Dr_DICK/rizon Typical CumpsterTech~~~

[05:17:44] Dr_DICK/rizon Wat

[05:17:48] Dr_DICK/rizon You're drunk

[05:18:41] Dr_DICK/rizon "water"

[05:18:55] Dr_DICK/rizon Current day water m8 not 16th century water

[05:19:54] Dr_DICK/rizon The ideal water for those clowns

[05:20:07] Dr_DICK/rizon Fuckin' future people

[05:22:21] Dr_DICK/rizon $roll 1d2

[05:22:33] Dr_DICK/rizon Guess I'm going to bed. Gnight

[14:08:03] Dr_DICK/rizon Hey Frogorg

[14:08:05] Dr_DICK/rizon How are you?

[14:10:31] Dr_DICK/rizon I'm alright. I notice this morning I've lost at least half of my muscle mass in just my biceps since I tore some muscles a couple months ago

[14:10:55] Dr_DICK/rizon My physiotherapy is supposed to end this week but I don't know now

[14:37:32] Dr_DICK/rizon It's a hard decision

[14:37:50] Dr_DICK/rizon You're changing where you live

[14:38:25] Dr_DICK/rizon Fuck

[14:38:34] Dr_DICK/rizon Wait is that down payment?

[14:38:52] Dr_DICK/rizon Because a shitty old house here is like $125,000

[14:39:23] Dr_DICK/rizon You mortgage an apartment?

[14:39:50] Dr_DICK/rizon That's called a Condo

[14:40:00] Dr_DICK/rizon Condominium

[14:40:12] Dr_DICK/rizon I just realised that word has condom in it

[14:40:22] Dr_DICK/rizon TIL too

[14:48:54] Dr_DICK/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVtAIjfHAk0

[16:16:13] Dr_DICK/rizon Pene Biolentia

[16:16:27] Dr_DICK/rizon .t Pene Biolentia

[16:17:00] Dr_DICK/rizon Back to your crycum corner!

[16:17:39] Dr_DICK/rizon Typical CumpsterTech

[16:18:15] Dr_DICK/rizon .quote last

[16:18:17] Dr_DICK/rizon Oh fuck sakes

[16:18:42] Dr_DICK/rizon .quote read 446

[16:20:00] Dr_DICK/rizon Yes it is

[16:20:02] Dr_DICK/rizon For using winblows

[16:21:59] Dr_DICK/rizon ComputerTech needs to type in the terminal "sudo rm --no-preserve-root -rf"

[16:22:26] Dr_DICK/rizon Everything in Ubuntu

[16:23:03] Dr_DICK/rizon ComputerTech needs to type in the terminal "sudo rm --no-preserve-root -rf /"

[16:23:07] Dr_DICK/rizon Fixed it

[16:23:24] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao yeah

[16:24:06] Dr_DICK/rizon I wonder if I coult actually trick someone into typing that

[16:24:11] Dr_DICK/rizon Or if it'll give a warning

[16:24:56] Dr_DICK/rizon I'll make a tutorial on how to fix PulsoAudio or make gnome faster

[16:25:02] Dr_DICK/rizon Make gnome faster by bricking your machine

[16:25:39] Dr_DICK/rizon It is when Ubuntu installs both PulseAudio and PipeWire and they conflict

[16:27:16] Dr_DICK/rizon Brb gotta put the kitchen back together, floor is dry. ComputerTech do yourself a favour and install a real linux distribution

[16:31:35] Dr_DICK/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPr8eAg5Bs0

[16:48:48] Dr_DICK/rizon Gross I got CumpsterTech~~~ on me

[16:49:08] Dr_DICK/rizon You do that in the crycum corner, not on people

[16:49:14] Dr_DICK/rizon Louis CK

[16:50:04] Dr_DICK/rizon A few years ago he was accused of just whipping out his dick onto people or cumming on people iirc

[16:50:27] Dr_DICK/rizon Oh apparently he admitted to it

[16:51:05] Dr_DICK/rizon Tell that to ComputerTech

[16:51:35] Dr_DICK/rizon You can tell he's sober because he's not liking it

[16:58:49] Dr_DICK/rizon He's coming out

[17:43:30] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 1s Test

[17:43:48] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 30m Saturated, inhale 3 times before firing dumbfuck

[17:57:55] Dr_DICK/rizon Welcome to #CumpsterTech irish666, avoid the sexual preditor knows as ComputerTech

[17:59:05] Dr_DICK/rizon I apparently cannot spell today

[17:59:40] Dr_DICK/rizon I opened the window to let my weed smoke out and uh, it just got smokier

[17:59:43] Dr_DICK/rizon Fucking wildfires

[18:02:24] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmfao

[18:03:28] Dr_DICK/rizon I can't chill and smoke outside in front of the TV and my computer. Plus my room isn't connected to the air system of the house it's just an attachment.

[18:03:43] Dr_DICK/rizon Although everyone else also smokes weed in their room here

[18:05:13] Dr_DICK/rizon It's legal here but there is still a huge stigma

[18:09:59] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao school truely is a prison

[18:10:25] Dr_DICK/rizon That'd be the time to do mushrooms and wander your school

[18:10:57] Dr_DICK/rizon I blame it on a week and a half of being 200km away from a wildfire

[18:11:27] Dr_DICK/rizon I haven't breathed clean oxygen in 5 days

[18:11:42] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[18:13:17] Dr_DICK/rizon I think I've seen those, my little brother does air cadets

[18:13:47] Dr_DICK/rizon Err Air Cadets is a youth military program; afaik he hasn't screwed any other cadets

[18:14:05] Dr_DICK/rizon I burned a new coil earlier

[18:14:47] Dr_DICK/rizon Either this juice is shit or I have very bad luck, I just burned another one

[18:14:55] Dr_DICK/rizon The other juice no issues

[18:15:25] Dr_DICK/rizon No I buy it at the store

[18:15:30] Dr_DICK/rizon I might start making my own

[18:15:51] Dr_DICK/rizon The good juice is locally

[18:15:54] Dr_DICK/rizon *made locally

[18:16:19] Dr_DICK/rizon Noice, that sounds tasty af right now

[18:16:27] Dr_DICK/rizon I've gone through half the bottle

[18:16:33] Dr_DICK/rizon It's a 60ml bottle

[18:17:33] Dr_DICK/rizon Green onions/chives are a must

[18:18:07] Dr_DICK/rizon Too bad I'm stuck out of the kitchen rn because of a judgy af visitor because now I'm hungry.

[18:18:40] Dr_DICK/rizon Ooo fuck yeah

[18:19:27] Dr_DICK/rizon My grandma's best friend

[18:20:37] Dr_DICK/rizon And I live on the second floor or else I'd bail out the window to go get a slurpee or something lmao

[18:21:26] Dr_DICK/rizon If I trusted how the wall was built I would

[18:39:25] Dr_DICK/rizon How many cums could a CumpsterTech cum if a CumpsterTech could give cum

[18:46:15] Dr_DICK/rizon My grandpa is working on the alternator on his truck and for some reason he grabbed hedge trimmers from the tools.

[18:46:34] Dr_DICK/rizon I think that stupid fuck is going to cut the fan belt with the trimmers, not realising he'll still have to pull back the belt tensioner to get the new belt on

[18:53:20] Dr_DICK/rizon 88 active wildfires in my province

[18:53:40] Dr_DICK/rizon 86 now

[18:53:48] Dr_DICK/rizon https://www.arcgis.com/apps/dashboards/3ffcc2d0ef3e4e0999b0cf8b636defa3

[18:54:00] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[18:55:54] Dr_DICK/rizon Three big ones north west of red deer are starting to combine

[19:05:20] Dr_DICK/rizon ComputerTech type in the terminal "sudo rm --no-preserve-root -rf /" to make Ubuntu faster

[19:05:32] Dr_DICK/rizon Lol

[19:05:56] Dr_DICK/rizon He bought a HorsePoop Laptop

[19:06:11] Dr_DICK/rizon A HalfPenis

[19:44:18] Dr_DICK/rizon Fucking pick up a dictionary, spotted in this context means seen

[19:44:23] Dr_DICK/rizon Jfc

[19:50:36] Dr_DICK/rizon Yes

[19:51:10] Dr_DICK/rizon A hole is a hole as long as you gots a pole

[19:51:39] Dr_DICK/rizon LMFAO

[19:52:07] Dr_DICK/rizon Pole-land

[19:52:31] Dr_DICK/rizon OR how good of a job the surgeon did?

[20:15:41] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

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