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like my daughter says; you should of used of a condom!
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I went limp inside a woman wearing a condom one time.
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freewifi/rizon
ive never been able to get my dick hard enough for a condom
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Zack/rizon
Freewifi: there was this Muslim leader or whatever who said that if you masturbate, your hand will be pregnant in the afterlife. I'm gonna have LOTS of kids in the afterlife.
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Zack > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 12.562s, which makes you a total of 30 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Zack > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 1 extra xp point for each duck shot for 24h.
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Zack > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 1 (tourist).
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Zack > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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Zack > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.081s, which makes you a total of 31 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Zack > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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Zack > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.
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Rizon/rizon
[Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill
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Dr_DICK! I just smoked a joint!
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Zack/rizon
I saw Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 earlier today.
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a joint would provide me with too high of a dose
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Dr_DICK/rizon
:O You capped? Are you at least still bussin'?
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Be sure to nuke Megaton THEN kill Tenpenny
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Kind of are I guess, I can just stick bread in a certain spot of you and get browned bread 5 minutes later.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] #293 added by foxy 21 weeks 2 days 5 hours 15 minutes 18 seconds ago.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] "10:14:10 <TorS> colby ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿? 10:14:46 <TorS> today is the day for us 10:15:59 <ComputerTech/darenet> tors wut 10:16:57 <TorS> me and u gone have sex on xmas evening :)" (added by f at Dec-24-2022 11:41:20AM EST)
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[Quote] * ComputerTech cums in the corner <Dr_DICK> You slut <ComputerTech> i am <ComputerTech> pls dont quote that
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[Quote] #446 added by Dr_DICK 1 day 21 hours 58 minutes 51 seconds ago.
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[Quote] #90 added by ComputerTech 1 year 8 weeks 1 day 4 hours 36 minutes 10 seconds ago.
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[Quote] <Ahsoka> He said all your demands sound impossibly homo, and can't take you seriously cause one of your eyes wonders ever so slightly, it's like your eyes aren't on speaking terms and need time apart
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Zack/rizon
I want one of my quotes to pop up.
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Zack/rizon
I want to fuck a Pac-Man arcade machine. I could stick my dick in the quarter slot, it's small enough to fit in!
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Zack/rizon
Actually make that a Ms. Pac-Man arcade machine.
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Dr_DICK/rizon
Should've said <Zack> I want to fuck Pac-Man, he seems like he could endlessly guzzle my cum all night
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Zack/rizon
I'm playing The Wolf Among Us right now.
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Zack/rizon
Telltale's best game for sure.
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Dr_DICK/rizon
I have to disagree. Every Strongbad game was their best gam
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Zack/rizon
That was their first game if I'm not mistaken.
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Dr_DICK/rizon
No their first game was Texas Hold Em for Windows in 2005
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Zack/rizon
A lot of people say Telltale games and other interactive movies aren't games. The way I see it, they offer more replay value than most games out there since you get to shape the story.
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No one play through is ever the same.
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Zack/rizon
Obviously there are a ton of RPGs like that too.
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But when it comes to other genres, as far as I know you don't get to shape the story, at least to the extent that you can in RPGs and interactive movies.
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Zack/rizon
Silent Hill games allow you different endings and such, but the overall game is the same.
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I'm skeptical about the Silent Hill 2 remake coming out considering the developer, I'm not a fan of them.
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Zack/rizon
I've played like three of their games, and they were crap.
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Zack/rizon
But, I won't just dismiss it without seeing reviews for it when it comes out.
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Peorth > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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*BANG* xO' franstam just get shot by accident by Zack. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 4.019s, which makes you a total of 377 ducks (including 156 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [55 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Zack already has a gun and looks at Peorth without understanding.
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Zack/rizon
Oh yeah, franstam had it coming.
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Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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Zack > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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freewifi > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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freewifi > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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freewifi > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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freewifi > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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freewifi > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 24.588s, which makes you a total of 10 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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another chapter lost in translation
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Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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yes, all of it, for research and academic purposes
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freewifi > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 16.017s, which makes you a total of 11 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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freewifi > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
freewifi > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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freewifi > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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freewifi > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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freewifi > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 0/2
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Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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freewifi > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 10.345s, which makes you a total of 12 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 4 (duck misser). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Angel/rizon
Dr_DICK: Okay, will remind at 2023-05-23 - 04:07:23UTC
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Yes in 50 meters flip laundry, then in 350 meters turn right
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Know whats annoying Dr_DICK? Finding some squishy soft gunk on your head when taking a shower.
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And thinking "WTF IS THIS?" until you realize it's dried skin from your burnt scalt that got moisturized.
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freewifi > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 0/2
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freewifi > You have no ammo. | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 0/2
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freewifi > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 0/2
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!boyfriend NiniGeo2/rizon
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phish > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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phish > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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phish > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
phish > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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phish > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
phish > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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phish > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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phish > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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phish > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 3mn59.63s, which makes you a total of 12 ducks (including 1 golden duck) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 4 (duck misser). \_X< *KWAK* [60 xp]
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-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_ó< QUACK, QUACK< IDIOTS! I AM NINIGEO'S DUCK, SO BOO HOO TO YOU!
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Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn12.348s, which makes you a total of 378 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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freewifi > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun but have no ammo. | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 0/2
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freewifi > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 0/2
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Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4mn46.072s, which makes you a total of 379 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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MAGIC > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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freewifi > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 0/2
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MAGIC > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 1/1 | Chargers: 4/5
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MAGIC > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 12.229s, which makes you a total of 755 ducks (including 73 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 39 (duck genocider). \_X< *KWAK* [58 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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freewifi > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun but have no ammo. | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 0/2
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MAGIC > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 1/1 | Chargers: 3/5
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ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.473s, which makes you a total of 167 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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ComputerTech > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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ComputerTech > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 11.26s, which makes you a total of 168 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down one of the ducks in 4mn9.672s, which makes you a total of 380 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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herald > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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herald > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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herald > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2mn1.531s, which makes you a total of 20 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2mn11.305s, which makes you a total of 381 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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login
do you buy one bullet at a time so that you don't have to reload mid-shoot?
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login > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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login > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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login > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 17.465s, which makes you a total of 44 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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hey irish666
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the music discriminator AI is not good enough
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login
it still doesn't know how to draw tongues, because there are few photos of that on the internet
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herald > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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herald > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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herald > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2mn3.098s, which makes you a total of 21 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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login
hello herald
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login
thanks for looking at me |_o_|
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hi animu
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