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Tuesday, May 23, 2023

[00:27:21] login hello

[08:03:14] login nice background music: https://twitter.com/xintanifae/status/1660591520586809345

[08:09:07] login do you buy one bullet at a time so that you don't have to reload mid-shoot?

[08:09:09] login !bang

[08:09:14] login !reload

[08:09:17] login !bang

[08:13:07] login hey irish666

[08:21:47] login Lots of nice music, still undiscovered: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W1P_kQ4u5g

[08:23:33] login the music discriminator AI is not good enough

[08:36:45] login i didn't realise midjourney was so good now: https://www.midjourney.com/showcase/recent/

[08:37:04] login it still doesn't know how to draw tongues, because there are few photos of that on the internet

[08:51:21] login hello herald

[08:52:04] login thanks for looking at me |_o_|

[08:58:32] login hi animu

[08:59:22] login how one shakes their head when the music is really groovy: https://youtu.be/iDRleTr0IZg?t=21

[09:07:45] login I love the instrumental of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5nkscyxtEg

[10:25:38] login huh?

[11:07:13] login did the deer try to eat the bread?

[11:07:32] login aw, poor deer

[11:07:57] login how much money does the deer have in his bank account?

[11:08:01] login 0

[11:09:32] login Ahsoka: beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[11:10:42] login I thought you were going to say he has a beautiful wallet

[11:11:03] login If he ties his hair into a bun, it will be alright

[11:13:04] login and he probably carries a card

[11:13:21] login yeah, it seems so pointless to me to spend on a vps and booze

[11:13:31] login he could just drink tap water and put the rest of the booze money into booze stocks

[11:13:59] login and instead of a vps, he could rent a datacenter rack

[11:14:46] login What is a mullet on a woman called?

[11:19:18] login why don't you do buns?

[11:19:45] login i wonder how you would look with two pig tails

[11:20:15] login you never know, it might be cool

[11:20:23] login maybe you can turn the two pig tails into their own buns

[11:20:37] login even a loose ponytail while working could be hazardous

[11:21:05] login !ban

[11:21:11] login g!ban

[11:21:44] login i haven't drunk alcohol in 6 months

[11:22:22] login > Both "drank" and "drunk" are grammatically correct, but the usage depends on the context. "Drank" is the past tense of "drink," while "drunk" is the past participle. In this case, "I haven't drunk my morning coffee yet" is the correct usage because the sentence is in the present perfect tense, which requires the past participle form.

[11:23:17] login would you get earrings, ComputerTech?

[11:24:08] login would you wear a hair band?

[11:24:26] login *headband

[11:24:47] login what about braiding your hair?

[11:25:11] login do you straighten it?

[11:25:19] login no hair brush?

[11:25:25] login what about split ends?

[11:25:42] login you wouldn't know unless you used a hair brush or comb

[11:26:05] login the brush is finer

[11:26:29] login did you shave your beard?

[11:27:00] login but that'll look weird with the long hair, won't it

[11:27:11] login yeah

[11:27:24] login how will you wear your hair for the meeting tomorrow?

[11:27:31] login parted in the middle?

[11:27:33] login or pulled back?

[11:28:04] login you should wear a ponytail to the meeting

[11:28:09] login right??

[11:28:23] login get the full glam curl

[11:28:51] login Have you had a trusted person take a photo of you from the back?

[11:29:02] login i used to have long hair, but i had it cut shorter

[11:29:19] login does it look okay from the back naturally?

[11:32:48] login so you neither part your hair, nor pull it back tightly

[11:33:56] login how do you get to the root when washing your hair?

[11:34:06] login it must take some time to get the shampoo (+ conditioner) along all your ahir

[11:34:08] login *hair

[11:34:13] login *along the whole length of your hair

[11:34:28] login But if you don't do that, then how do you not have bed hair in the morning?

[11:34:33] login Do you wear a shower cap?

[11:36:20] login how do you know your hair doesn't smell?

[11:36:41] login you'd have to get someone to put their nose into your head

[11:37:19] login but the meeting will be in london in the summer in a closed room

[11:37:25] login hair scent is part of your body scent lol

[11:37:37] login and presumably travels further

[11:37:54] login yeah, i understand

[11:38:00] login so you'll wash your hair for the meeting

[11:39:16] login what abotu makeup?

[11:39:34] login you'd be surprised

[11:39:52] login especially under the eyes and the eyelids

[11:40:04] login even barack obama and donald trump wear makeup

[11:41:21] login Will you be wearing a suit?

[11:41:26] login if so, have you polished your shoes?

[11:42:16] login if anything is 'ghey', it's cream/while trousers

[11:42:24] login you want people to see the shape of your bulge??

[11:42:54] login they'd be slim fit though right?

[11:43:47] login yeah, not theatre tights

[11:44:02] login me?

[11:44:25] login it's a business meeting, there are expectations

[11:44:45] login it blows

[11:45:27] login is your email outlook?

[11:45:39] login outlook/hotmail?

[11:45:48] login just go to User Accounts and log out

[11:46:51] login https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/switch-your-windows-10-device-to-a-local-account-eb7e78a9-88ee-9bc3-8f06-831b56e339fd

[11:47:15] login Don't do that

[11:47:28] login Switch to local account instead

[11:47:46] login foxy with the question reframe

[11:48:30] login best not to use your real name

[11:48:56] login because coitus means sex

[11:49:21] login oh that

[11:49:35] login because nicknames are cool

[11:50:09] login and to prevent software on your computer sending your account name everywhere for licencing purposes

[11:50:31] login You could change your real name to Compu Tertech

[11:51:24] login i kid

[11:51:42] login you'll have to change the name in your msft account to Colby

[11:51:53] login it's linked to your account name in windows

[11:52:56] login is it not the First name if one has logged in with their msft account?

[11:53:41] login you could ask cortana

[11:57:32] login so what's the solution?

[12:06:42] login do you use FireWire?

[12:13:50] login yes, the 2000s firewire interface

[12:14:10] login foxy: is it really not true that the "First name" is used as the account name when one has logged in with their msft account?

[12:17:35] login this movie is a meme: https://fmovies.to/movie/robots-nkql8/1-full

[12:24:52] login yes, one more duck dead

[12:28:26] login have you ever sent QR code payments by fax? the tech is WilD

[12:43:22] login why?

[12:43:33] login and how are these measured?

[12:48:28] login thank you, wildting2! :)

[12:48:38] login wallacer?

[12:48:51] login ask me anything

[12:57:30] login Microsoft Windows is not comprisde of many Windows, but a single windowing system.

[12:59:06] login I expect apple to rename iPhone to ApplePhone and iPad to ApplePad

[12:59:14] login and macbook to AppleBook

[12:59:26] login and iMac to AppleMac

[12:59:40] login 1 year?

[13:17:08] login how are the kids, phonekait?

[13:34:37] login braless?

[13:36:00] login nothing wrong with using a trimmer instead of a straight razor

[13:37:37] login who knew the nape of the neck was a semi-erogenous zone?

[13:39:05] login topologically, humans and donuts are isomorphic

[13:41:18] login you either get some dough, or you get to nut, but not both

[13:48:57] login a donut has 1 hole

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