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Tuesday, May 23, 2023

[10:53:42] Syndus/rizon So, today I woke up and saw a deer nibbling my neighbor's flowers. So I balled up some bread and hit it hard in the side of the head. Gucker looks up at me, and trots off.

[10:54:05] Syndus/rizon After he grunted lol*

[11:00:48] Syndus/rizon So

[11:00:51] Syndus/rizon Hey

[11:01:26] Syndus/rizon Say you roll ip on a 711 at night, doors are locked, it's blaring opera music, and all the lights are on.

[11:01:36] Syndus/rizon What do

[11:01:49] Syndus/rizon https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/13ovp1g/this_711_playing_opera_music_late_at_night_all/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[11:02:56] Syndus/rizon Hmm

[11:04:21] Syndus/rizon I think...dudes in the back with someone tied to a chair in the walk in, and he's about to put a smile on that face with a razor...aaand cue the music

[11:04:36] Syndus/rizon That's MY imagination lol

[11:05:35] Syndus/rizon With some iced chianti and Fava beans fthfthfthfth

[11:06:32] Syndus/rizon "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face"

[11:07:25] Syndus/rizon No

[11:07:38] Syndus/rizon Pfft fuck that

[11:07:45] Syndus/rizon Poor my ass

[11:08:29] Syndus/rizon No, ct is nice to me because I'll extort him and his secrets

[11:17:17] Syndus/rizon I cit my own hair for years now, saves so much $ oh! I forgot to mention, lol i chipped off my long ass hair the other day, too hot.

[11:18:13] Syndus/rizon CT are you like this because you have an unnaturally large clit?

[11:18:28] Syndus/rizon I heard it's so big, its like a lil cock

[11:18:42] Syndus/rizon :D

[11:18:55] Syndus/rizon Lol clerks 2 quote bud

[11:19:20] Syndus/rizon I still need to see 3

[11:19:35] Syndus/rizon And Banshees of inishirin

[11:21:20] Syndus/rizon If Chris Farley taught me anything, it's if a big burly biker with piercings rolls up on ya...lol fickin improvise, and rip that thing out of his nipple and feed it to him

[11:44:14] Syndus/rizon Man, now there's an angry ass squirrel outside, lil thing was chirping like mad every time I went to hit the bong lol

[11:44:53] Syndus/rizon Close the window

[11:44:55] Syndus/rizon Lol

[11:45:47] Syndus/rizon Does anyone else here, that doesn't treat weed like an idiot, wake and bake most mornings with their coffee or tea?

[11:46:27] Syndus/rizon Hi Johnny

[11:46:59] Syndus/rizon CT are you trying to rename an email named after a filepath?

[11:47:25] Syndus/rizon Just make a partition ot

[11:47:30] Syndus/rizon Or mount one

[11:48:33] Syndus/rizon Ppl like you is why midway had a program in the 90s to change all the c's to k's in koital wombat

[11:48:45] Syndus/rizon Lol

[11:49:01] Syndus/rizon COITAL WOOOOMBAAAT!

[12:59:33] Syndus/rizon Unus anus

[13:23:16] Syndus/rizon Have you guys ever shaved the back of your neck with a knife?

[13:23:27] Syndus/rizon Omg it feels amazing!

[13:23:35] Syndus/rizon Just be careful

[13:23:48] Syndus/rizon Airplane controls back there

[13:25:13] Syndus/rizon !bang

[13:25:18] Syndus/rizon !bang

[13:25:25] Syndus/rizon !reload

[13:25:28] Syndus/rizon !bang

[13:25:30] Syndus/rizon !bang

[13:25:32] Syndus/rizon !bang

[13:25:37] Syndus/rizon Lol

[13:25:58] Syndus/rizon Fuckin dick cheaney up in here

[13:26:45] Syndus/rizon You sure these aren't clipped quails representing a two state solution gone arry?

[13:26:54] Syndus/rizon Nooooooo. Never.

[13:27:22] Syndus/rizon Lol swiper no swiping

[13:28:23] Syndus/rizon Fu dude

[13:29:01] Syndus/rizon It's my nintendo!

[13:29:23] Syndus/rizon I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

[13:32:03] Syndus/rizon FRIENDSHIP!!!

[13:35:52] Syndus/rizon "Titty. Titty titty titty!" -Chris Tucker

[13:36:22] Syndus/rizon It feels great if you know what you're doing

[13:37:01] Syndus/rizon Hot French semen

[13:37:04] Syndus/rizon Mmmm

[13:37:14] Syndus/rizon Bavarian....ughaughaugh

[13:37:24] Syndus/rizon Forbidden doughnut

[13:37:45] Syndus/rizon I haven't had a fucking doughnut in years

[13:38:11] Syndus/rizon Um yeah. It's free real estate login

[13:38:30] Syndus/rizon You're a fucking donut, kait

[13:38:49] Syndus/rizon Grody

[13:39:05] Syndus/rizon You go to the CVS and get cleaning products

[13:42:31] Syndus/rizon Kait

[13:43:33] Syndus/rizon One of the funniest things I've heard lately is Dan avidan on game grumps singing along to sonic 06 hedgehog "i'm rolling around at the speed of sound going to the c v s to buy stuff for my pussy!" 🎶

[13:43:52] Syndus/rizon It's stuck in my head lol

[14:36:32] Syndus/rizon Mhmm kids which leads ne to my next point, don't smoke crack

[14:36:46] Syndus/rizon Noooooes

[14:38:06] Syndus/rizon Omg there's so many house options on morrowind...choosing an easy one like breezehome, is still a long task

[16:19:13] Syndus/rizon The rash or the sound it makes?

[16:57:31] Syndus/rizon HEY!

[16:57:51] Syndus/rizon Who wants a muffin!?

[16:58:23] Syndus/rizon nj, lol I made muffins

[16:58:48] Syndus/rizon Bran with fruit, apricots, blewbs, n stuff

[16:59:06] Syndus/rizon I made them dork

[16:59:19] Syndus/rizon Baaaaaleeeewbs

[17:00:22] Syndus/rizon Just like your hymen?

[17:00:36] Syndus/rizon Lol

[17:11:15] Syndus/rizon ...and muffins

[17:12:45] Syndus/rizon Germany is strange. They have the biggest lust of banned games omg but, you guys are like the Dutch version of wierd Japanese shit lol

[17:12:57] Syndus/rizon That does not make sense

[17:13:16] Syndus/rizon Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury...

[17:13:23] Syndus/rizon This is Chewbacca

[17:13:36] Syndus/rizon That dies bot make sense!

[17:13:47] Syndus/rizon *does not

[17:14:53] Syndus/rizon Sweat

[17:15:00] Syndus/rizon Lol

[17:15:27] Syndus/rizon I'm more than aware of localization tact

[17:15:47] Syndus/rizon MIEN LABEN!

[17:16:05] Syndus/rizon Robo Hitler!

[17:16:20] Syndus/rizon Sorry

[17:16:24] Syndus/rizon Nostalgia

[19:16:09] Syndus/rizon The jews faked another moon landing again today...

[19:16:21] Syndus/rizon Lol

[19:16:26] Syndus/rizon Timing

[19:24:21] Syndus/rizon Kait

[19:24:30] Syndus/rizon Telegram, host it here lol

[19:25:28] Syndus/rizon You sloppy vagnus

[19:25:56] Syndus/rizon You bloovagoo

[19:29:17] Syndus/rizon YOU LIE!

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