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[15:10:59] \g/rizon hi

[15:19:30] \g/rizon yea gotta wait for it to fix itself

[15:19:31] \g/rizon .steam

[15:19:41] \g/rizon Oh son of a bitch

[15:20:06] \g/rizon .steam

[15:24:23] \g/rizon .steam -g

[15:24:25] \g/rizon hi syndus

[15:29:22] \g/rizon uhhh no

[15:29:40] \g/rizon Because some cops have radar detector detectors, and that's a ticket if they find yours

[15:29:43] \g/rizon Or worse

[15:29:53] \g/rizon Confiscation/impoundment

[15:31:28] \g/rizon where u live

[15:39:45] \g/rizon no

[15:40:01] \g/rizon It detects when there's a radar pointed at you and scrambles it

[15:40:15] \g/rizon So you can adjust your speed accordingly, and then turn it off

[15:40:55] \g/rizon That's loser talk

[15:41:01] \g/rizon I just keep an eye out for cops tbh

[15:41:09] \g/rizon I didn't buy a fast car keep to the speed limit

[15:41:37] \g/rizon Speed trap cameras don't hold up in court iirc

[15:41:40] \g/rizon Nor do red light cameras

[15:41:50] \g/rizon So you can pretty much ignore those tickets with zero repercussions

[15:41:52] \g/rizon At least in America

[15:42:04] \g/rizon The good ones do

[15:42:15] \g/rizon 100%

[15:42:37] \g/rizon My brother went through a radar phase and I was stuck learning everything about them because he wouldn't stfu

[15:42:55] \g/rizon They aren't illegal here but he still got a ticket for his

[15:43:36] \g/rizon I saw that

[15:43:47] \g/rizon He took all the plant dna out and injected it with meat dna or something

[15:44:00] \g/rizon would you eat a rat leaf

[15:44:12] \g/rizon rat tree

[15:46:04] \g/rizon Black death trees

[15:46:09] \g/rizon rat tree fleas

[15:46:13] \g/rizon they jump on you when you walk under the trees

[15:46:17] \g/rizon And give you the black deaf

[15:47:32] \g/rizon No lol

[15:47:34] \g/rizon I didn't know that

[15:47:38] \g/rizon Maybe we didn't talk as much back then

[15:47:51] \g/rizon I joined uk in 2013ish I think

[15:48:14] \g/rizon yea we just didn't talk then. I wasn't super active in #UK before my mom died in 2018

[15:48:58] \g/rizon deadly remembers nothing because his brain has been destroyed by crack cocaine and heron

[15:49:08] \g/rizon heir-on*

[15:49:32] \g/rizon oh yeah that's billy i'm thinking of

[15:50:56] \g/rizon lol

[15:51:04] \g/rizon The titanic tour sub that went mising

[15:51:05] \g/rizon missing*

[15:51:09] \g/rizon was pilotted with an Xbox controller

[15:51:17] \g/rizon maybe the controller's batteries died

[15:52:08] \g/rizon Probably One

[15:52:49] \g/rizon One X was the first controller to have bluetooth support

[15:52:55] \g/rizon Before that you'd need a special Microsoft receiver

[15:53:17] \g/rizon Yeah they all did before One X

[15:53:24] \g/rizon Except OG obv

[15:55:04] \g/rizon to

[15:55:39] \g/rizon s/Bwa/Buwahhhhh

[15:55:41] \g/rizon Ok hank hill

[15:56:29] \g/rizon https://streamable.com/bia4tr stupid thing is deathly afraid of my shoes

[15:56:31] \g/rizon Just my shoes

[15:56:34] \g/rizon My wife's shoes are fine

[15:57:47] \g/rizon They smell like new shoes!

[15:57:52] \g/rizon .t Mä olen helvetin päissä, ei voi tulla töyhin huomena.

[15:58:02] \g/rizon Smell doesn't matter

[15:58:03] \g/rizon Sound matters

[17:52:47] \g/rizon sup

[17:53:00] \g/rizon Easy

[17:53:03] \g/rizon You said it yourself

[17:53:08] \g/rizon "direct-to-video"

[17:53:15] \g/rizon Those are cheap as fuck

[17:53:18] \g/rizon To produce

[17:53:24] \g/rizon Doesn't matter

[17:55:06] \g/rizon [10:53AM] [tr_] [T] <login> Oh, so most of the production is spent on distribution?

[17:55:07] \g/rizon Yes

[17:55:11] \g/rizon Distribution and marketing

[17:55:32] \g/rizon chub

[17:55:46] \g/rizon so fat

[19:29:37] \g/rizon you told me to pls

[19:37:15] \g/rizon have your way with her

[19:37:56] \g/rizon .cc time in london

[19:38:27] \g/rizon who is that

[19:39:08] \g/rizon dang her son had a $9m wedding

[19:40:15] \g/rizon are you the bouncy castle Serion

[19:41:29] \g/rizon Pretty much every female I know that grew up in my generation will jump in a bouncy castle

[19:41:34] \g/rizon I mean as long as they aren't overweight

[19:42:20] \g/rizon My wife wanted to get a bouncy castle for our baby shower saying it's for all the kids but I know damn well my sister probably put her up to it so she could jump in it

[19:42:42] \g/rizon Will, login

[19:42:52] \g/rizon Yes

[19:43:13] \g/rizon Pretty sure 15 kids in a bouncy castle weigh more than 5 adults

[19:43:38] \g/rizon Land on your head

[19:43:46] \g/rizon Power loss resulting in the castle collapsing and suffocation

[19:44:19] \g/rizon Falling into one of the walls, which are already incredibly unstable, and falling on the gorund

[19:44:31] \g/rizon ^ unlikely but could be possible with a heavier kid I guess

[19:57:19] \g/rizon [12:44PM] [tr_] [T] <login> \g: yeah, but two kids won't stand on top of each other

[19:57:25] \g/rizon They can't, but they can definitely jump on each other

[19:57:33] \g/rizon And injure/kill each other that way

[19:58:40] \g/rizon foxy: Life?

[19:58:42] \g/rizon Rainbows?

[20:27:05] \g/rizon .t Du bist für mich nichts weiter als nur ein weiteres Ziel.

[20:27:12] \g/rizon .t Serion schwitzt beim Kacken

[20:27:18] \g/rizon .t erst geduzt, danach gesiezt

[20:27:27] \g/rizon .t bisy du verruckt

[20:27:36] \g/rizon .t Nugs ta bo fart bozzle ho plo ro ki moggs poo

[21:46:02] \g/rizon aw worm you fucker

[21:46:07] \g/rizon /nick [\g

[21:48:44] \g/rizon Serion makes me proud

[22:37:44] \g/rizon That \g guy

[22:38:50] \g/rizon aw

[22:38:52] \g/rizon 1/2

[22:39:55] \g/rizon scratching people's balls without consent could be considered assault

[22:40:44] \g/rizon Oh a "You scratch my balls, I scratch yours" thing

[22:40:45] \g/rizon Gotcha

[22:42:41] \g/rizon wat

[22:43:23] \g/rizon whose face has been graced with an imprint of my big black cock??

[22:43:44] \g/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oiIMUrbilw

[22:43:55] \g/rizon lol

[22:43:55] \g/rizon wtf

[22:44:01] \g/rizon what is that title

[22:44:29] \g/rizon https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209005002004496384/1120846647270842448/image.png

[22:44:33] \g/rizon They must have changed it

[22:44:37] \g/rizon I've had it open since yesterday

[22:44:50] \g/rizon OUR FASTEST SERVER EVER -> We made a huge mistake...

[22:46:37] \g/rizon I've been asking this age old question for what feels like two years now yet nobody has given me a decent enough answer

[22:46:40] \g/rizon "How big is a big dick?"

[22:47:25] \g/rizon In the eyes of CT I have a big dick but in the eyes of foxy, my dick is puny

[22:47:43] \g/rizon .cc average penis size

[22:47:53] \g/rizon .cc 15.1 cm to in

[22:47:59] \g/rizon 5.9 seems

[22:48:03] \g/rizon awfully low for average

[22:48:27] \g/rizon I mean that would be considered above average

[22:48:30] \g/rizon I guess

[22:51:15] \g/rizon f

[22:53:02] \g/rizon who

[22:56:21] \g/rizon [03:51PM] »» nick change» nick change ADMIRAL_HUBRIS (~Avarice@Rizon-ED7E6712.hsd1.tx.comcast.net) changes nick to "Garm_Bel_Iblis"

[22:56:21] \g/rizon [03:51PM] [Esjay] ComputerTech; average in my eyes is the statistic average

[22:56:21] \g/rizon [03:51PM] [\g] f

[22:56:21] \g/rizon [03:51PM] [Esjay] but if you're going to compare against the boyfriends I've had...

[22:56:21] \g/rizon [03:51PM] [Esjay] good luck

[22:56:22] \g/rizon [03:52PM] [Esjay] I seem to attract guys with big dicks

[22:56:22] \g/rizon [03:52PM] [Esjay] which hurt

[22:56:23] \g/rizon [03:52PM] ComputerTech gulps

[22:56:23] \g/rizon [03:52PM] [Garm_Bel_Iblis] o_O

[22:56:24] \g/rizon [03:52PM] [Garm_Bel_Iblis] howdy

[22:56:24] \g/rizon [03:52PM] [ComputerTech] ello Garm_Bel_Iblis o/

[22:56:25] \g/rizon [03:52PM] [ComputerTech] new person i've never seen before

[22:59:18] \g/rizon He's not interested in being bullied by a female cutie, but a male cutie might be a different story...?

[23:00:02] \g/rizon TorS isn't cute

[23:00:03] \g/rizon pls

[23:00:47] \g/rizon I thought you were like 29

[23:00:58] \g/rizon youngin

[23:01:04] \g/rizon 90s babby

[23:02:20] \g/rizon CT: 34

[23:02:49] \g/rizon I call Billy a youngin

[23:02:54] \g/rizon And he's like

[23:02:59] \g/rizon <2 weeks younger than me

[23:02:59] \g/rizon lmao

[23:03:37] \g/rizon Ryu: Drugs do that

[23:03:42] \g/rizon And stress

[23:03:45] \g/rizon And kids

[23:03:56] \g/rizon you keep your british food to yourself Esjay

[23:04:55] \g/rizon My wife still gets carded

[23:04:59] \g/rizon So lul

[23:05:30] \g/rizon nick first is stupid

[23:05:34] \g/rizon get rid of that pls

[23:06:02] \g/rizon lol

[23:06:26] \g/rizon yournamehere: s/GUY/GAL

[23:07:24] \g/rizon [03:51PM] »» nick change» nick change ADMIRAL_HUBRIS (~Avarice@Rizon-ED7E6712.hsd1.tx.comcast.net) changes nick to "Garm_Bel_Iblis"

[23:07:24] \g/rizon [03:51PM] [\g] f

[23:07:24] \g/rizon [03:51PM] [Esjay] but if you're going to compare against the boyfriends I've had...

[23:07:24] \g/rizon [03:51PM] [Esjay] ComputerTech; average in my eyes is the statistic average

[23:07:24] \g/rizon [03:51PM] [Esjay] good luck

[23:07:25] \g/rizon [03:52PM] [Esjay] I seem to attract guys with big dicks

[23:07:25] \g/rizon [03:52PM] [Esjay] which hurt

[23:07:26] \g/rizon [03:52PM] ComputerTech gulps

[23:07:26] \g/rizon [03:52PM] [Garm_Bel_Iblis] o_O

[23:07:27] \g/rizon [03:52PM] [ComputerTech] ello Garm_Bel_Iblis o/

[23:07:27] \g/rizon [03:52PM] [Garm_Bel_Iblis] howdy

[23:07:28] \g/rizon Fuck

[23:07:28] \g/rizon [03:52PM] [ComputerTech] new person i've never seen before

[23:07:29] \g/rizon wtf

[23:07:44] \g/rizon I need to auto clear out my clipboard

[23:08:26] \g/rizon .quote add [Ryu] hi phonekait [phonekait] Ryu: ❤️❤️❤️ [ComputerTech] woah [ComputerTech] hearts for Ryu? [ComputerTech] what do i get phonekait? [phonekait] Eat a dick ComputerTech

[23:08:48] \g/rizon lame

[23:08:57] \g/rizon Does he not store the quote db in utf-8 or something

[23:09:33] \g/rizon .quote add [Ryu] hi phonekait [phonekait] Ryu: ❤️❤️❤️ [ComputerTech] woah [ComputerTech] hearts for Ryu? [ComputerTech] what do i get phonekait? [phonekait] Eat a dick ComputerTech

[23:09:41] \g/rizon I thought maybe it was the control codes shut up!

[23:09:54] \g/rizon .quote add [Ryu] hi phonekait [phonekait] Ryu: <3<3<3 [ComputerTech] woah [ComputerTech] hearts for Ryu? [ComputerTech] what do i get phonekait? [phonekait] Eat a dick ComputerTech

[23:10:21] \g/rizon I've worked with forms with powershell

[23:10:22] \g/rizon :>

[23:10:28] \g/rizon I'm a fuckin master at this point

[23:10:35] \g/rizon tkinter sucks

[23:11:11] \g/rizon Use pyqt instead

[23:20:04] \g/rizon They're usually not actually related in porn tho

[23:20:07] \g/rizon It's usually like step

[23:20:13] \g/rizon Which is related by marriage

[23:20:14] \g/rizon Not as taboo

[23:20:54] \g/rizon lol

[23:21:09] \g/rizon Reminds me of the couples that fell in love and then found out they were siblings

[23:21:16] \g/rizon Genealogy test

[23:21:22] \g/rizon No

[23:21:50] \g/rizon First there were a couple of lesbians that found out they were sisters, (twins I think?) but they continued dating because folks were like "yeah it's ok because it's not like they can have kids anyway"

[23:22:13] \g/rizon Then there was a brother and sister that found out they were siblings and they were not sure what to do

[23:22:22] \g/rizon Whether they should continue dating like nothing happened or break it off

[23:23:16] \g/rizon irish666: Probably super necessary in places like Vietnam and Mongolia

[23:23:35] \g/rizon Why are there so many Nguyens!

[23:23:45] \g/rizon .cc nguyen

[23:23:57] \g/rizon 1 in 674 people have the last name Nguyen!

[23:24:09] \g/rizon That's a fucking lot!

[23:24:38] \g/rizon Probably way more now

[23:24:40] \g/rizon Where's the 2020 data

[23:24:43] \g/rizon Fuck you covid

[23:25:25] \g/rizon I do remember getting a census thing in the mail

[23:25:29] \g/rizon In early 2020

[23:36:46] \g/rizon hi

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