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[17:03:04] h4/rizon oh nice

[17:03:06] h4/rizon hey foxy, ComputerTech

[17:03:11] h4/rizon i want to join

[17:03:13] h4/rizon what's going on?

[17:03:36] h4/rizon i'm feeling ComputerTechy today

[17:03:40] h4/rizon because i am drinking beer

[17:03:57] h4/rizon yo

[17:03:59] h4/rizon stop deleting quotes

[17:05:13] h4/rizon oh :)

[17:05:36] h4/rizon you can enter entire search strings now?

[17:05:49] h4/rizon .quote search hammered into

[17:05:52] h4/rizon no

[17:05:57] h4/rizon .quote search hammered

[17:06:03] h4/rizon oh

[17:06:07] h4/rizon .quote search hammered education into

[17:06:11] h4/rizon huh

[17:06:24] h4/rizon roadkill?

[17:06:25] h4/rizon tell me more

[17:07:26] h4/rizon Mikoolo: you watch guys taking shits?

[17:07:40] h4/rizon i mean that's still less cringe than vtubers :D

[17:08:18] h4/rizon please don't share videos of guys taking shits

[17:08:41] h4/rizon blickfick mich nicht

[17:09:47] h4/rizon ComputerTech: why'd you "eye" me?

[17:09:55] h4/rizon stop doing that

[17:10:28] h4/rizon which question?

[17:11:14] h4/rizon a couple

[17:11:26] h4/rizon i was going for the ComputerTech experience

[17:11:30] h4/rizon but i can't possibly get that wasted

[17:14:17] h4/rizon Herr Frogorg

[17:14:28] h4/rizon eww it's an Audi

[17:14:38] h4/rizon take that "sporty" Volkswagen awy

[17:14:40] h4/rizon *away

[17:16:51] h4/rizon before or after tax?

[17:17:17] h4/rizon so why are you crying?

[17:17:20] h4/rizon living in a rich country

[17:17:38] h4/rizon i'm sure bangladeshi programmers hired by questionable software companies in germany get paid less

[17:18:13] h4/rizon Audi: aren#t you american?

[17:19:02] h4/rizon .cc 3500€ to usd

[17:20:31] h4/rizon 420€ rent, 60€ electricity and water, heating is included in my rent, 50€ internet

[17:21:30] h4/rizon takes me 10 minutes in a bus to the city center

[17:21:44] h4/rizon there's a bus coming every ~6 minutes

[17:22:15] h4/rizon bonus: no need for a car

[17:22:30] h4/rizon same

[17:22:33] h4/rizon but i got Deutschlandticket!

[17:22:45] h4/rizon i can take bus or train everywhere in germany

[17:22:53] h4/rizon costs me 10€ monthly

[17:23:19] h4/rizon i think it even extends across border in some cases

[17:23:22] h4/rizon haven't read up about that though

[17:23:59] h4/rizon well, Deutschlandticket :D

[17:24:00] h4/rizon so yeah

[17:24:19] h4/rizon plus i pay 10€ monthly to get around germany

[17:24:27] h4/rizon MAGIC: fick dein Gesicht

[17:24:42] h4/rizon updog: i have no data on that

[17:24:44] h4/rizon but i geuss

[17:24:45] h4/rizon *guess

[17:24:54] h4/rizon our education has become shit

[17:25:03] h4/rizon likely you'd be overqualified if you can do baisc math

[17:25:10] h4/rizon *basic

[17:25:22] h4/rizon but they are looking for apprentices

[17:25:23] h4/rizon right?

[17:25:45] h4/rizon well with this being germany...they will probably force you to become an apprentice

[17:25:55] h4/rizon because whatever qualifications you have are not accepted over here

[17:26:16] h4/rizon we actually need qualified people immigrating

[17:26:25] h4/rizon because it gets privatized

[17:26:37] h4/rizon and the education the state offers gets shit pay

[17:26:46] h4/rizon teachers aren't really doing too well here

[17:26:50] h4/rizon well if they are Beamte, they do

[17:27:36] h4/rizon we also got a lot of people going to university because they don't know what else to do

[17:27:43] h4/rizon a lot of them are not qualified for that at all

[17:27:53] h4/rizon end up studying something with economics

[17:27:57] h4/rizon become useless afterwards

[17:28:01] h4/rizon could have learned a real trait

[17:28:18] h4/rizon updog: sorry i actually don't know anything about our immigration

[17:28:23] h4/rizon but i would recommend cities

[17:28:26] h4/rizon instead of villages

[17:28:30] h4/rizon they tend to dislike foreigners

[17:28:38] h4/rizon rent in cities is high as fuck though

[17:28:42] h4/rizon if you get an apartment at all

[17:29:01] h4/rizon Hamburg is horrible when you are searching for an apartment

[17:29:05] h4/rizon i think kiel is quite ok

[17:29:07] h4/rizon and flensburg

[17:29:10] h4/rizon but those are smaller cities

[17:29:20] h4/rizon Munich and Berlin...forget about it :D

[17:29:31] h4/rizon updog: that really depends

[17:29:39] h4/rizon the jews aren't their enemy anymore

[17:29:42] h4/rizon oh god

[17:29:46] h4/rizon yeah

[17:29:51] h4/rizon i expect it to be expensive as well

[17:29:54] h4/rizon but then shitty as well

[17:30:01] h4/rizon stfu Ahsoka

[17:30:21] h4/rizon try Hamburg

[17:30:25] h4/rizon it's fairly big

[17:30:33] h4/rizon northern german people are not that racist

[17:30:50] h4/rizon i don't see a lot of racists here

[17:30:57] h4/rizon sure

[17:30:59] h4/rizon but i am special

[17:31:06] h4/rizon plus my racism is different

[17:31:12] h4/rizon i don't hate immigrants

[17:31:14] h4/rizon i think we need them

[17:31:16] h4/rizon i hate americans :D

[17:31:20] h4/rizon and bavarians

[17:31:25] h4/rizon also saxons

[17:31:42] h4/rizon nice

[17:31:55] h4/rizon No_One: bullshit

[17:31:58] h4/rizon i can't name half of them

[17:32:03] h4/rizon how could i hate what i don't know?

[17:32:38] h4/rizon i personally don't like indians

[17:32:45] h4/rizon but only because of their smell

[17:32:52] h4/rizon the people themselves are usually nice

[17:32:57] h4/rizon they just smell funny

[17:33:25] h4/rizon yeah but not if you sweat out their food

[17:33:31] h4/rizon you will start smelling funny like them

[17:33:48] h4/rizon turks smell like cheap perfume

[17:34:09] h4/rizon ugh

[17:34:10] h4/rizon java

[17:34:24] h4/rizon updog: how old are you?

[17:34:37] h4/rizon you'd think in a country like germany you could easily get along with english

[17:34:47] h4/rizon stfu Ahsoka

[17:35:43] h4/rizon he won't burn his mouth

[17:35:53] h4/rizon sounds like a fart smella

[17:36:03] h4/rizon oh wow

[17:36:17] h4/rizon wasn't ethiopia the only african state that never got colonized?

[17:36:21] h4/rizon or was that uganda?

[17:36:31] h4/rizon i think it was Ethiopia

[17:36:50] h4/rizon stfu Ahsoka

[17:37:47] h4/rizon oh well

[17:37:51] h4/rizon i was misinformed then

[17:37:58] h4/rizon but i think there was an african state that never got colonized

[17:38:04] h4/rizon or always resisted

[17:40:11] h4/rizon it was ethiopia though

[17:40:18] h4/rizon they successfully fought back the italians once

[17:40:27] h4/rizon in 1896

[17:40:40] h4/rizon which was the first and only war an african nation won against a european army

[17:41:20] h4/rizon during the 1930s the italians never managed to control all of ethiopia

[17:41:53] h4/rizon the brits liberated it from italy

[17:41:59] h4/rizon together with the ethiopians

[17:42:09] h4/rizon then some ethiopian kaiser ruled

[17:42:14] h4/rizon stfu Ahsoka

[17:43:02] h4/rizon n0s3y|afk: well there is still civil war in ethiopia

[17:43:04] h4/rizon stfu Ahsoka

[17:44:51] h4/rizon Zack die Mundnutte noch gar nicht da?

[17:44:58] h4/rizon hat der Lackaffe mittlerweile mal etwas Deutsch gelernt?

[17:49:14] h4/rizon $in 1h stfu ComputerTech

[17:49:16] h4/rizon $in 2h stfu ComputerTech

[17:49:18] h4/rizon $in 3h stfu ComputerTech

[17:49:19] h4/rizon $in 4h stfu ComputerTech

[17:49:24] h4/rizon $in 5h stfu ComputerTech

[17:49:28] h4/rizon $in 6h stfu Ahsoka

[17:49:35] h4/rizon nice

[17:49:54] h4/rizon haha

[17:50:00] h4/rizon multiple times too

[17:50:03] h4/rizon you can't miss it

[17:50:32] h4/rizon just stfu already Ahsoka

[17:50:37] h4/rizon huh

[17:51:00] h4/rizon ffs

[17:51:21] h4/rizon don't you get it Ahsoka?

[17:51:25] h4/rizon just stfu

[17:51:44] h4/rizon that too

[17:52:13] h4/rizon stfu ComputerTech

[17:52:16] h4/rizon stfu ComputerSLAPP

[17:52:32] h4/rizon no!!

[17:52:41] h4/rizon Ahsoka: read a book cunt

[17:53:15] h4/rizon it shows

[17:53:45] h4/rizon stfu ComputerTech

[17:54:04] h4/rizon congratulations

[17:54:06] h4/rizon then read

[17:54:07] h4/rizon and stfu

[17:54:32] h4/rizon aw shit ComputerTech

[17:54:36] h4/rizon all this eating and drinking has made me tired

[17:54:46] h4/rizon bandit: i think Syndus_ is asking for you

[17:55:08] h4/rizon $tell bandit <Syndus_> Bring me that ass

[17:55:25] h4/rizon nien

[17:55:26] h4/rizon have you?

[17:55:35] h4/rizon nice

[17:56:08] h4/rizon what a cunt

[17:56:26] h4/rizon Audi: just call yourself BMW already

[17:56:46] h4/rizon $in 1h Audi: BMW?

[17:56:51] h4/rizon $in 2h Audi: Mercedes?

[17:56:56] h4/rizon $in 3h Audi: Skoda?

[17:56:59] h4/rizon stfu ComputerTech

[17:57:06] h4/rizon thx tjr

[17:57:09] h4/rizon that was really needed

[17:57:14] h4/rizon Audi: another VW

[17:57:28] h4/rizon $in 5m ComputerTech get out!

[17:57:30] h4/rizon $in 15m ComputerTech get out!

[17:57:31] h4/rizon $in 25m ComputerTech get out!

[17:57:33] h4/rizon $in 35m ComputerTech get out!

[17:58:01] h4/rizon just in general

[17:58:29] h4/rizon we got enough small dick power in here ComputerTech

[17:58:32] h4/rizon don't need you

[17:58:49] h4/rizon no you just said that

[17:58:58] h4/rizon i never specified who has the small dick

[17:59:21] h4/rizon wait?

[17:59:25] h4/rizon who was the fat fuck?

[17:59:27] h4/rizon wasn't that Syndus_?

[17:59:37] h4/rizon something about fat shaming

[17:59:42] h4/rizon who was that?

[17:59:43] h4/rizon ComputerTech

[18:00:00] h4/rizon Audi: s/Korean BBQ taco/BMW/

[18:00:09] h4/rizon someone wanted to be fat shamed

[18:00:10] h4/rizon while being skinny

[18:00:16] h4/rizon and i kept making fat jokes about him

[18:00:17] h4/rizon who was that?

[18:00:35] h4/rizon Audi: s/girl/BMW/

[18:00:48] h4/rizon Audi: s/Asian chick/BMW E46/

[18:01:07] h4/rizon Audi: s/her ass/the exhaust/

[18:01:16] h4/rizon wow

[18:01:18] h4/rizon sheltered ComputerTech

[18:01:24] h4/rizon Audi: your BMW?

[18:01:24] h4/rizon :D

[18:06:05] h4/rizon all of the above

[18:07:29] h4/rizon no

[18:07:34] h4/rizon i am busy bullying you

[18:07:57] h4/rizon i hate everybody

[18:07:59] h4/rizon except n0s3y|afk

[18:08:01] h4/rizon and MAGIC

[18:08:05] h4/rizon and Dr_DICK

[18:08:07] h4/rizon and Frogorg

[18:08:12] h4/rizon and Mikoolo

[18:08:14] h4/rizon and sur

[18:08:21] h4/rizon bitch please

[18:08:26] h4/rizon first you gotta turn this Audi into a car

[18:08:35] h4/rizon foxy does not even need to be mentioned

[18:08:45] h4/rizon foxy is altogether liked

[18:09:03] h4/rizon also i was hardly finished

[18:09:20] h4/rizon but i grew tired of naming more

[18:09:25] h4/rizon so i will revert it and just tell you who i hate

[18:09:27] h4/rizon ComputerTech:

[18:09:36] h4/rizon and maybe Catpoisoner-chan

[18:10:19] h4/rizon i don't even hate ChRoNiC

[18:12:48] h4/rizon yeah!

[18:12:49] h4/rizon get out!

[18:12:52] h4/rizon tjr was right

[18:13:01] h4/rizon ofc

[18:13:05] h4/rizon i don't have my own opinion

[18:13:09] h4/rizon i just echo what i hear/read

[18:14:18] h4/rizon say why is ChRoNiC still in here ComputerTech?

[18:14:28] h4/rizon i remember n0s3y|afk telling him to leave and not return

[18:14:46] h4/rizon nein

[18:14:51] h4/rizon this is the second channel i have to endure him

[18:14:58] h4/rizon well third even

[18:15:04] h4/rizon that thing follows me around

[18:15:09] h4/rizon wie Fliegen der Scheiße

[18:15:17] h4/rizon n0s3y|afk: s/cured/curved/

[18:15:19] h4/rizon thx <3

[18:16:00] h4/rizon stuff

[18:16:04] h4/rizon wtf do you ask for?

[18:16:07] h4/rizon stfu ComputerTech

[18:17:54] h4/rizon wrong Ahsoka

[18:17:58] h4/rizon don't laugh about your own joke

[18:18:06] h4/rizon at least don't be the first to do so

[18:26:08] h4/rizon you got sheep Ahsoka?

[18:26:13] h4/rizon must be an irish thing

[18:29:52] h4/rizon please be serious Syndus_

[18:29:53] h4/rizon this is irc

[18:30:00] h4/rizon a waifu pillow does not qualify as a wife

[18:30:04] h4/rizon neither does some vtuber

[18:31:28] h4/rizon hf

[19:10:23] h4/rizon lol n0s3y|afk

[19:10:24] h4/rizon you are such a cunt

[19:12:23] h4/rizon !bang

[19:12:25] h4/rizon !bang

[19:12:29] h4/rizon oh wow

[19:12:35] h4/rizon you got a kick incoming for that

[19:12:43] h4/rizon Zack: digga, schmeiß den Hund mal raus

[19:12:47] h4/rizon was soll die Scheiße denn, Zack?

[19:12:55] h4/rizon zack, zack, Zack!

[19:15:16] h4/rizon stop routing my name there

[19:16:12] h4/rizon what storm?

[19:16:13] h4/rizon .w

[19:16:16] h4/rizon damn it

[19:16:30] h4/rizon .steam

[19:16:39] h4/rizon oh dunghill has very heavy rain

[19:16:39] h4/rizon wow

[19:19:43] h4/rizon @seen sushi-chan

[19:19:46] h4/rizon rip

[19:20:12] h4/rizon speak

[19:22:14] h4/rizon your structured way of doing things makes me look bad

[19:44:19] h4/rizon but 4th july is over

[19:59:51] h4/rizon i expect your Audi didn't manage to take you home

[19:59:55] h4/rizon you should go for a BMW instead dude

[20:19:50] h4/rizon agreed

[20:19:57] h4/rizon but try living outside of a city

[20:20:21] h4/rizon that's just for teasing Audi

[20:20:30] h4/rizon he thinks Audis are sporty cars :P

[20:20:38] h4/rizon pretty expensive for a Golf class car

[20:20:55] h4/rizon my last car was a W203 Mercedes C Class which i inherited as well

[20:21:04] h4/rizon comfortable car but fucking expensive

[20:22:08] h4/rizon used cars have gotten expensive as of late

[20:22:19] h4/rizon might be able to sell it without much loss

[20:22:36] h4/rizon i mean it's a 10 year old bmw

[20:22:43] h4/rizon you can probably still make 8k€ with that

[20:23:05] h4/rizon oh i'm sorry. Now I'm login and talk out of my ass

[20:23:31] h4/rizon but i said probably

[20:23:31] h4/rizon you saw that :D

[20:24:34] h4/rizon oh wow

[20:24:57] h4/rizon 2013 BMW 1er Reihe, up to 200.000km within 8000€

[20:25:01] h4/rizon only 4 in my area

[20:25:15] h4/rizon why would i?

[20:25:23] h4/rizon see my 8k was not wrong

[20:25:26] h4/rizon it was just too low

[20:25:31] h4/rizon can easily make more

[20:25:54] h4/rizon within a 100km radius

[20:25:55] h4/rizon wow

[20:27:06] h4/rizon on older BMWs the manual gear was kinda shitty

[20:27:11] h4/rizon wonder if that has improved

[20:27:15] h4/rizon would still want automatic

[20:27:37] h4/rizon not a lot of traffic jams in your area

[20:28:45] h4/rizon BMW114i, 1598cm³, 138.000km

[20:28:46] h4/rizon 9200€

[20:29:06] h4/rizon Chiester: pff

[20:29:07] h4/rizon bitch please

[20:29:15] h4/rizon as much as it hurts me

[20:29:19] h4/rizon but i have to agree with ComputerTech

[20:29:24] h4/rizon noob

[20:29:42] h4/rizon same

[20:29:46] h4/rizon but you don't forget that

[20:29:49] h4/rizon or unlearn it

[20:29:52] h4/rizon unless you are ChRoNiC

[20:30:11] h4/rizon i drove a car for the first time in three months today

[20:30:23] h4/rizon VW Touran

[20:30:31] h4/rizon meh

[20:30:51] h4/rizon i think last time i drove was in april

[20:30:56] h4/rizon VW Passat

[20:31:04] h4/rizon man my family just is full of Volkswagen

[20:31:18] h4/rizon and before that ... probably the touran, it's my parents car

[20:31:39] h4/rizon i mean those are volkswagen too

[20:32:11] h4/rizon that bothers you?

[20:32:22] h4/rizon how did you ever get a license in the first place?

[20:32:35] h4/rizon you just drive first

[20:32:39] h4/rizon the others will automatically let you pass

[20:32:43] h4/rizon because you assumed dominance

[20:32:48] h4/rizon ont assumed

[20:32:49] h4/rizon *not

[20:33:08] h4/rizon nice cumshots guys

[20:33:17] h4/rizon let me get in on that

[20:33:20] h4/rizon ComputerTech~~~~~~~

[20:33:23] h4/rizon Frogorg

[20:33:26] h4/rizon aw man

[20:33:28] h4/rizon ComputerTech got all of it

[20:33:32] h4/rizon sorry Frogorg :/

[20:33:58] h4/rizon Chiester: i actually enjoyed driving that old Golf IV and fitting in the tiniest parking spots

[20:34:02] h4/rizon parallel parking that is

[20:34:07] h4/rizon back and forth and back and forth

[20:34:14] h4/rizon getting out, barely any space in front or back

[20:34:17] h4/rizon taking a photo

[20:34:23] h4/rizon showing friends to impress

[20:34:38] h4/rizon german things i guess

[20:36:35] h4/rizon so i need your opinion

[20:36:38] h4/rizon some fucker

[20:36:40] h4/rizon comes home sunday evening

[20:36:48] h4/rizon vacuums his shitty apartment at 22:35

[20:36:50] h4/rizon on a sunday

[20:37:02] h4/rizon disrespectful son of a bitch?

[20:37:06] h4/rizon or am i just being too german?

[20:37:19] h4/rizon we are the only people in the house

[20:37:24] h4/rizon he won't have to guess where that is coming from

[20:37:54] h4/rizon Chiester: i often thought about pushing him down the stairs

[20:37:57] h4/rizon but he avoids me

[20:38:15] h4/rizon lol

[20:38:18] h4/rizon i never told him that

[20:38:26] h4/rizon last time we saw we just greeted each other

[20:38:51] h4/rizon at one point when i bought a new tv, one of his visitors offered me to help me carry it upstairs

[20:38:53] h4/rizon i refused

[20:38:59] h4/rizon because me very stronk!

[20:39:08] h4/rizon and i don't want to have that social debt you know

[20:39:12] h4/rizon LG

[20:39:16] h4/rizon it's a "smart" TV

[20:39:22] h4/rizon so smart that it detects an Intel NUC on HDMI2

[20:39:24] h4/rizon and switches to HDMI1

[20:39:31] h4/rizon for my convenience or something

[20:39:34] h4/rizon i never understood that one

[20:39:56] h4/rizon one or two

[20:39:56] h4/rizon yes

[20:41:04] h4/rizon no

[20:41:09] h4/rizon $in 20hrs wb ComputerTech

[20:42:44] h4/rizon too fast

[20:43:06] h4/rizon u what?

[20:43:11] h4/rizon $tell ComputerTech get out!!

[20:43:16] h4/rizon $in 20m ComputerTech get out!

[20:43:23] h4/rizon wow

[20:43:26] h4/rizon much summer in dunghill

[20:43:26] h4/rizon .w

[20:43:34] h4/rizon we had 30°C today

[20:43:45] h4/rizon cities like stuttgart even had 38°C

[20:43:50] h4/rizon fuck yeah! Climate change is great!!1!!

[20:43:54] h4/rizon .w stuttgart

[20:44:12] h4/rizon furries

[20:44:15] h4/rizon later o/

[21:49:23] h4/rizon $tell logout stfu

[21:49:28] h4/rizon great timing Angel!

[21:50:09] h4/rizon logout: what made you think differently?

[21:50:42] h4/rizon amazing

[21:50:45] h4/rizon that is what i'm about to do :O

[21:51:05] h4/rizon take that pisswater away

[21:51:07] h4/rizon give him proper beer

[21:51:09] h4/rizon wtf ComputerTech?

[21:51:39] h4/rizon $in 8h h4 gets up

[21:51:50] h4/rizon $in 12h h4 naps on the couch

[21:51:57] h4/rizon $in 15h h4 brews a coffee

[21:52:04] h4/rizon $in 17h hurray, h4 is back!!

[21:52:20] h4/rizon $in 19hrs wb ComputerTech

[21:52:34] h4/rizon $in 17h15m SIKE!

[21:52:47] h4/rizon $in 19h stfu ComputerTech

[21:52:53] h4/rizon i am planning my day here

[21:52:53] h4/rizon wtf?

[21:53:03] h4/rizon $in 21h jesus ComputerTech just shut the fuck up already!

[21:53:15] h4/rizon $in 18h stfu Ahsoka

[21:53:42] h4/rizon $in 18h hi foxy, Herr Frogorg o/

[21:54:06] h4/rizon $in 19h is h4 here yet?

[21:54:10] h4/rizon ok this will be enough

[21:54:19] h4/rizon later homos <3

[21:54:27] h4/rizon $in 10m h4 brushes his teeth

[21:54:34] h4/rizon $in 15m h4 scratches his balls

[21:54:38] h4/rizon $in 20m h4 goes to bed

[21:54:47] h4/rizon $in 25m h4 scratches his balls yet again

[21:55:00] h4/rizon $in 30m zZzZZzZZ

[21:55:11] h4/rizon have fun

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