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Thursday, November 9, 2023
[00:15:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:17:48] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[00:17:48] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2mn48.033s, which makes you a total of 568 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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[00:18:58] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 11
[00:18:58] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You already own this item. It will expire in 1 hour 33 minutes and 12 seconds.
[00:31:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:31:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[00:31:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.693s, which makes you a total of 569 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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[00:34:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:34:02] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[00:34:02] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.337s, which makes you a total of 570 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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[00:35:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:35:02] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[00:35:02] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1.741s, which makes you a total of 571 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
[00:35:05] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD
[00:35:06] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 5/5
[00:35:45] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .yt Iron Maiden lost in a lost world
[00:35:45] Internets/rizon :: YouTube Iron Maiden - Lost In A Lost World (Official Audio) :: URL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieSXL6ElP68 (09:32) :: Views 2,293,178 :: Rating [+] 30,054 likes [+] 30,054 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
[00:36:28] Clive_Rosfield/rizon I'm listening to this right now.
[00:36:45] updog/rizon i'm not
[00:37:03] updog/rizon when you're reading something
[00:37:09] updog/rizon which voice is it that you're reading?
[00:37:20] updog/rizon yours?
[00:39:16] TheFatherMind/rizon Iron Maiden was my fav band for a VERY long time.
[00:39:33] deadly/rizon bfs
[00:39:40] deadly/rizon are superior
[00:39:45] Clive_Rosfield/rizon They're my third favorite band of all time next to Arch Enemy and Soilwork.
[00:39:59] deadly/rizon never heard of them
[00:40:00] Clive_Rosfield/rizon I named my cat Eddie after their mascot.
[00:40:06] deadly/rizon must be shit
[00:40:49] Clive_Rosfield/rizon They're both Swedish melodeath bands, Arch Enemy and Soilwork.
[00:41:29] deadly/rizon fuck the swedes
[00:41:40] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Mikoolo you hear that?
[00:41:42] deadly/rizon im in favour of the swedes
[00:41:48] deadly/rizon danes
[00:41:56] deadly/rizon lol not swedes
[00:42:07] deadly/rizon rasmus holjund
[00:42:18] deadly/rizon christian eriksson
[00:42:27] updog/rizon arch enemy
[00:42:32] deadly/rizon even though they're shit
[00:42:32] updog/rizon so which distro do you use then?
[00:42:37] * fifel/rizon joined #computertech
[00:42:40] updog/rizon hi fifel
[00:43:24] deadly/rizon need rasmus holjund to score in the premiership :(
[00:43:55] Angel/rizon h4: ComputerTech watch Pulp Fiction!
[00:44:36] Clive_Rosfield/rizon I can't believe I'm agreeing with h4, but yes, watch Pulp Fiction!
[00:45:19] Number1Stunna/rizon watch uh... what's that one film
[00:45:28] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Watch every Tarantino movie except for Death Proof.
[00:45:35] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Death Proof sucked donkey balls.
[00:45:38] Number1Stunna/rizon Naked Lunch. watch that
[00:45:57] Number1Stunna/rizon Django Unchained, Clive_Rosfield?
[00:46:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:46:03] Number1Stunna/rizon !bang
[00:46:03] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Hell yeah..
[00:46:03] DuckHunt/rizon *PEWWW* Number1Stunna's bullet ricochetes on Nando, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
[00:46:03] DuckHunt/rizon Number1Stunna > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
[00:46:03] DuckHunt/rizon Number1Stunna is demoted to level 0 (public danger).
[00:46:06] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !.bang
[00:46:06] Number1Stunna/rizon oh no
[00:46:07] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[00:46:07] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3]
[00:46:08] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !bang
[00:46:08] DuckHunt/rizon Clive_Rosfield > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2
[00:46:11] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !reload
[00:46:11] DuckHunt/rizon Clive_Rosfield > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2
[00:46:12] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !bang
[00:46:12] DuckHunt/rizon Clive_Rosfield > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2
[00:46:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload
[00:46:12] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 7
[00:46:13] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[00:46:14] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !bang
[00:46:14] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 12.811s, which makes you a total of 572 ducks (including 65 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [63 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
[00:46:14] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/8 | Chargers: 4/4
[00:46:14] DuckHunt/rizon Clive_Rosfield > *CLACK* JAMMED GUN
[00:46:14] Number1Stunna/rizon Django Unchained was tolerable at best
[00:46:14] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.
[00:46:16] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !
[00:46:20] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !reload
[00:46:20] DuckHunt/rizon Clive_Rosfield > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2
[00:46:21] Number1Stunna/rizon same with Hateful Eight
[00:46:26] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[00:46:26] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
[00:46:28] TheFatherMind/rizon Thought i hit the wrong button there.
[00:46:32] Number1Stunna/rizon Kill Bill. no to that also
[00:46:38] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload
[00:46:38] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You are not armed.
[00:46:51] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop 5
[00:46:52] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 17 (duck demolisher).
[00:46:56] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload
[00:46:56] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 3/4
[00:47:00] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Inglorious Basterds is my favorite.
[00:47:06] Number1Stunna/rizon Inglorious Basterds was fine
[00:47:10] Number1Stunna/rizon Jackie Brown was good
[00:47:36] Number1Stunna/rizon Once Upon Time in Hollywood was good because of the cars
[00:47:42] Number1Stunna/rizon the rest was fine.
[00:48:54] Clive_Rosfield/rizon I just dirnked some eggnog.
[00:49:00] Clive_Rosfield/rizon DIRNK
[00:49:42] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quote random
[00:49:43] Quotes/rizon [Quote] <ysalamiri> i still cant wrap my poor wee brain around this s/blah/blah malarkey
[00:49:43] Quotes/rizon [Quote] #721 added by esjay 5 weeks 3 days 4 hours 9 minutes 42 seconds ago.
[00:49:48] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quote random
[00:49:48] Quotes/rizon [Quote] #605 added by Audi 14 weeks 2 days 6 hours 47 minutes 13 seconds ago.
[00:49:48] Quotes/rizon [Quote] <&Mikoolo> I'd stick my dick in the female bear, Audi.
[00:49:55] Clive_Rosfield/rizon o_O
[00:50:12] Clive_Rosfield/rizon So ComputerTech is into sheep, and Mikoolo is into bears.
[00:50:23] Clive_Rosfield/rizon What the fuck is wrong with this channel?
[00:51:09] Number1Stunna/rizon big hairy gay guys?
[00:51:59] phish/swiftirc i like turtles
[00:52:03] Internets/rizon :: YouTube I'm going to honk until you let us in! :: (03:04) :: Views 2,470,772 :: Rating [+] 104,724 likes [+] 104,724 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
[00:54:06] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon that cat has a mustash!
[00:55:10] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon and this duck is high on mushrooms! https://youtu.be/riXJGFZzQsU?si=sRgzoKujlBsMwtZM
[00:55:11] Internets/rizon :: YouTube Pet Duck is High On Mushrooms... :: (01:48) :: Views 2,456,984 :: Rating [+] 93,973 likes [+] 93,973 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
[00:55:23] Hotties/rizon hi ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
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[00:55:40] wez/rizon .o7
[00:55:48] wez/rizon Attention!!!
[00:57:08] Clive_Rosfield/rizon I'm currently playing SaGa Frontier Remastered (Switch version) and my dick is playing Ms. Pac-Man (original arcade version).
[00:58:00] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon hi Hotties
[00:58:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload
[00:58:12] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 3/4
[00:58:53] wez/rizon !reload
[00:58:54] DuckHunt/rizon wez > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/9 | Chargers: 3/3
[00:59:15] deadly/rizon wez
[00:59:21] deadly/rizon wahgwarn
[00:59:41] wez/rizon .o/
[00:59:47] wez/rizon Hai pal deadly!
[01:00:04] wez/rizon What's happening?
[01:00:21] deadly/rizon not much
[01:00:27] deadly/rizon tired zzzzz
[01:00:35] wez/rizon :(
[01:00:49] wez/rizon Rest up, we have a big game of War Thunder in 10 hours :P
[01:04:41] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Jizzlebang fapalot.
[01:04:45] End3r/rizon anyone tried yellow dragon fruit?
[01:04:52] End3r/rizon if not
[01:04:56] End3r/rizon try it
[01:04:58] End3r/rizon omfg
[01:05:03] End3r/rizon it is so good
[01:05:11] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Zone of the End3rs.
[01:05:14] wez/rizon I have not, I grow the usual kind of dragon fruit though
[01:05:32] End3r/rizon I have 2 mystic dragon fruit cacti
[01:05:45] End3r/rizon I wanna grow the yellow kind now
[01:06:00] wez/rizon I got 4 or 5 fruit off it this year, around 2 last year where it first started to fruit. Had it in the ground for around 5 years.
[01:06:05] End3r/rizon it is a really sweet melon flavor
[01:06:16] * franstam/rizon licks End3r
[01:06:23] * End3r/rizon is licked
[01:06:29] * wez/rizon is not licked
[01:07:23] End3r/rizon seriously though. if you can find the yellow dragon fruit, get it
[01:07:30] End3r/rizon worth every cent
[01:07:42] End3r/rizon damn good
[01:13:35] wez/rizon End3r: How does it differ?
[01:18:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[01:19:04] End3r/rizon it is a really sweet melon flavor
[01:23:00] DuckHunt/rizon The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
[01:23:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[01:23:27] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[01:23:27] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 27.144s, which makes you a total of 573 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
[01:30:30] Clive_Rosfield/rizon @ustats
[01:30:30] ChanStat/rizon (UserStats): (Clive_Rosfield) Lines: 765 Words: 3,885 Letters: 20,392. Most active at 02:00 AM UTC. Most active channel #computertech. Ranked 28 out of 302 users with 28 lines today. Quote: Kuro-chan: It tastes like patoaey.
[01:31:41] wofmobile/rizon End3r: o/
[01:32:19] wofmobile/rizon End3r: whats good on the north side?
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Tudhalyas/rizon Saphir^Txp/rizon Tudhalyas
[01:50:06] Peorth/rizon awooo
[01:50:10] Peorth/rizon !shop 4
[01:50:11] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.
[01:50:13] Peorth/rizon !shop 10
[01:50:13] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 3 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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[01:52:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[01:52:07] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[01:52:07] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.989s, which makes you a total of 156 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 18 (duck killer). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
[01:52:49] Peorth/rizon :o
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[01:54:07] deadly/rizon fucking rails
[01:54:31] deadly/rizon you reember when you banned me for 3 month?
[01:54:41] Hotties/rizon hi Peorth
[01:54:54] Peorth/rizon no, but we can reenact it if you want
[01:54:54] deadly/rizon Hotties is a bot
[01:55:06] deadly/rizon sup Peorth
[01:55:08] Hotties/rizon nope not a bot deadly human
[01:55:20] Peorth/rizon oh my god they are a human
[01:55:24] Hotties/rizon yes Peorth
[01:55:25] deadly/rizon ur deffo a bot Hotties
[01:55:31] Hotties/rizon definently not
[01:55:36] deadly/rizon lies
[01:55:40] Hotties/rizon not lying at all
[01:55:41] deadly/rizon brb
[01:56:12] deadly/rizon clever bot
[01:56:20] Peorth/rizon rofl
[01:56:24] Hotties/rizon deadly i’m not a bot
[01:56:29] deadly/rizon knows how to reply
[01:56:31] Hotties/rizon believe what you will i’m not though
[01:56:52] deadly/rizon wow very advanced
[01:57:00] Peorth/rizon hahaha
[01:57:05] Hotties/rizon how ya doin Peorth
[01:57:08] Peorth/rizon gud
[01:57:11] Hotties/rizon good
[01:57:24] deadly/rizon Peorth is someone controlling this bot
[01:57:39] deadly/rizon if not its advanced
[01:57:46] Peorth/rizon yes me
[01:57:49] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon *pours everyone a beverage*
[01:57:53] Hotties/rizon thanks ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
[01:57:58] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon yw Hotties
[01:58:31] deadly/rizon Hotties
[01:58:38] deadly/rizon ur deffo a bot
[01:58:53] deadly/rizon someones typing through you
[01:59:09] deadly/rizon not having it bruv
[02:01:51] deadly/rizon no more bot talk
[02:02:00] deadly/rizon point proven lol
[02:06:53] esjay/rizon deadly is an advanced ai chatbot trained on the drunken ramblings of irc users over 30 years
[02:08:16] Hotties/rizon hi esjay
[02:08:31] wofmobile/rizon esjay: o/
[02:12:47] Peorth/rizon hi sj
[02:12:49] Peorth/rizon :>
[02:13:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[02:14:03] Number1Stunna/rizon !bang
[02:14:03] DuckHunt/rizon Number1Stunna > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/10 | Chargers: 2/1
[02:14:08] Number1Stunna/rizon !reload
[02:14:09] DuckHunt/rizon Number1Stunna > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/10 | Chargers: 2/1
[02:14:11] Number1Stunna/rizon no that's a cursed duck
[02:14:17] Number1Stunna/rizon someone else can try
[02:14:21] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[02:14:21] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[02:14:25] Number1Stunna/rizon lol
[02:14:28] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[02:14:28] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn27.792s, which makes you a total of 157 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
[02:14:35] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon wow
[02:14:39] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon lag
[02:23:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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[02:23:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[02:23:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5
[02:23:09] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[02:23:10] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5
[02:23:11] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD
[02:23:12] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5
[02:23:13] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[02:23:14] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 13.326s, which makes you a total of 574 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
[02:23:14] Peorth/rizon !bang
[02:23:14] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/7 | Chargers: 4/4
[02:23:17] Peorth/rizon !reload
[02:23:17] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 7/7 | Chargers: 3/4
[02:26:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[02:26:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[02:26:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
[02:26:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[02:26:04] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.394s, which makes you a total of 575 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
[02:26:06] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a ducks detector ! You will be warned by a notice when the next duck soars.
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[02:32:52] PapaFrog/rizon I'm bored and cold.
[02:35:00] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon *pat pats PapaFrog and pours a hot beverage for him*
[02:36:18] * Ahsoka/rizon pours a hot beverage down ADMIRAL_HUBRIS's pants
[02:36:39] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon :-O
[02:36:44] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon yeowch!
[02:37:00] foxy/rizon i'm hot and bored
[02:37:02] foxy/rizon .w
[02:37:02] Internets/rizon :: Swartz, USA :: Conditions Clear Sky :: Temperature 23.57C / 74.426F :: Pressure 1013mb :: Humidity 56% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/4342984 ::
[02:37:02] Ahsoka/rizon Mwahahaha
[02:37:13] Hotties/rizon nice evening there foxy
[02:37:18] Hotties/rizon it’s only 37°f here
[02:37:19] Hotties/rizon .w
[02:37:20] Internets/rizon :: Denver, USA :: Conditions Overcast Clouds :: Temperature 2.81C / 37.058F :: Pressure 1023mb :: Humidity 89% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/5419384 ::
[02:37:21] PapaFrog/rizon A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices that there is a ship's wheel in the pirate's trousers, so he asks about it. Pirate says, "Aye, that be drivin' me nuts!"
[02:37:23] * Ahsoka/rizon grinds on foxy
[02:37:35] * ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon takes a metal thermus and clobbers Ahsoka over the head with it a few times....
[02:37:55] foxy/rizon Hotties i'll trade you?
[02:37:57] Ahsoka/rizon OUCHIES
[02:38:30] PapaFrog/rizon I guess nobody likes my jokes.
[02:38:45] Hotties/rizon ok foxy
[02:38:49] foxy/rizon PapaFrog lol
[02:39:19] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon >_<
[02:39:37] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon heh
[02:40:46] PapaFrog/rizon A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank to donate blood. The nurse asks them their blood types. The prist says he is A+. The imam says he is AB-. The rabbit says he thinks he is a type-o.
[02:41:23] foxy/rizon lol
[02:41:55] PapaFrog/rizon foxy: Why did the cat cross the road?
[02:42:11] foxy/rizon to get to the other side?
[02:42:21] PapaFrog/rizon The chicken had a laser pointer.
[02:42:31] foxy/rizon lol
[02:42:57] PapaFrog/rizon Why did the ear of corn call the cops? He was being stalked!
[02:44:54] foxy/rizon Why are there gates around cemeteries?
[02:45:11] PapaFrog/rizon Why?
[02:45:14] foxy/rizon Because people are dying to get in.
[02:45:20] PapaFrog/rizon Haha.
[02:46:28] PapaFrog/rizon What is the difference between a serial killer and a successful investor?
[02:47:07] foxy/rizon hmm what?
[02:47:16] PapaFrog/rizon Nothing.. they both make a killing..
[02:47:20] foxy/rizon lol
[02:48:12] PapaFrog/rizon I'll take jokes that only work in English for $100.
[02:49:43] foxy/rizon Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.
[02:49:49] foxy/rizon :P
[02:50:07] PapaFrog/rizon A blind guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The bartender says, "Sure, but I should let you know I am a blonde, the biker chick to your left is a blonde, and the MMA champion to your left is a blonde. Do you still want to tell your joke?" He says, "No, I don't want to explain it three times."
[02:50:54] PapaFrog/rizon to your right.
[02:50:59] foxy/rizon lol
[02:51:12] foxy/rizon Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
[02:51:27] PapaFrog/rizon lol
[02:52:58] PapaFrog/rizon I'm sure my wife would think I was funny if she heard some of my jokes, but I don't want to interrupt her.
[02:53:21] foxy/rizon whats she doing?
[02:53:26] foxy/rizon My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"
[02:53:36] foxy/rizon hehe
[02:53:46] PapaFrog/rizon foxy: talking...
[02:54:08] PapaFrog/rizon It's an old marriage joke.
[02:54:43] foxy/rizon lol
[02:55:07] PapaFrog/rizon A guy tells his friend that he hasn't talked to his wife in five years. His buddy asks, "Wow, your marriage is that bad?" Guy says, "Nah.. She just doesn't like to be interrupted."
[02:55:22] foxy/rizon lol
[02:56:14] foxy/rizon fear the bots
[02:56:15] foxy/rizon Lola/coders-irc> Most men are imtimidated by the fact that i can kill them with a flick of my throat.
[02:56:29] PapaFrog/rizon You know the three stages of marital sex are, right?
[02:56:48] foxy/rizon there's three stages?
[02:57:41] PapaFrog/rizon Everywhere sex where you have sex in all the rooms of the house.. Bedroom sex where you only do it in the bedroom.. and hallway sex where you say "Fuck you" to each other as your pass each other in the hallway..
[02:58:38] foxy/rizon lol
[03:00:35] foxy/rizon guess i'll make some noodles
[03:00:59] PapaFrog/rizon If you were a pastafarian, that would be a religious act.
[03:01:22] PapaFrog/rizon May his noodly appendages embrace you.
[03:01:35] foxy/rizon hehe
[03:01:49] foxy/rizon i just don't want to cook
[03:01:53] foxy/rizon i'm being lazy
[03:02:55] phish/swiftirc welcome to the club its chef boyardee night
[03:04:15] foxy/rizon i wish i had a can of that
[03:04:35] phish/swiftirc instant nostalgia
[03:04:58] phish/swiftirc was $10/10 couldn't say no
[03:05:26] PapaFrog/rizon I could make miso...
[03:05:40] foxy/rizon i have chicken thawed out
[03:06:00] phish/swiftirc sounds like a tomorrow thing
[03:06:06] foxy/rizon yeah
[03:06:24] foxy/rizon i need to get a can of cream of chicken
[03:06:31] phish/swiftirc i do not recommend the jumbo spaghetti and meatballs it's horribly underseasoned
[03:07:18] foxy/rizon i want some more chicken spaghetti
[03:07:38] wofmobile/rizon white jesus is here!
[03:07:42] phish/swiftirc like cook the chicken down in tomato sauce til it shreds spaghetti?
[03:08:10] foxy/rizon no tomato sauce
[03:08:38] foxy/rizon its cream of chicken soup/ velveeta cheese/ rotel
[03:08:47] wofmobile/rizon 🤢
[03:09:02] wofmobile/rizon no more food for me i've been sick two days
[03:09:08] phish/swiftirc i could fuck with that
[03:09:38] foxy/rizon hope you feel better wofmobile
[03:09:58] foxy/rizon phish, my oldest daughter asked me today how to make it so i had to explain to her
[03:10:02] foxy/rizon while she was doing it
[03:10:11] foxy/rizon she showed me the pics of her finishing it
[03:10:15] foxy/rizon it looked really good
[03:10:18] phish/swiftirc my ex's mom was from missippi and that sounds like one of her recipes
[03:10:25] foxy/rizon too bad she's two hours away
[03:10:36] phish/swiftirc lot of rotel and velveeta
[03:10:49] foxy/rizon yeah
[03:11:07] foxy/rizon you can do so much with rotel and velveeta
[03:14:56] wofmobile/rizon lagging
[03:15:21] wofmobile/rizon we had white bean chilli today with corn bread
[03:15:30] wofmobile/rizon we did very white...
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[03:31:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[03:31:05] foxy/rizon !bang
[03:31:05] DuckHunt/rizon *SHTOK* Neo_Nemesis receives foxy's bullet but takes the hit, thanks to his armor modifier of 32%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
[03:31:09] foxy/rizon !reload
[03:31:10] foxy/rizon !bang
[03:31:10] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > You are not armed.
[03:31:11] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > You are not armed.
[03:31:13] foxy/rizon !rearm foxy
[03:31:13] DuckHunt/rizon foxy returns foxy's gun to him.
[03:31:15] foxy/rizon !bang
[03:31:15] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 15.399s, which makes you a total of 138 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
[03:45:28] wofmobile/rizon kl
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[03:48:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[03:48:05] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[03:48:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
[03:48:08] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[03:48:09] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 8s, which makes you a total of 576 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
[03:48:10] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... an old postcard: http://tinyurl.com/hbnkpzr
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[04:00:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[04:05:00] DuckHunt/rizon The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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[04:12:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[04:12:08] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[04:12:09] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 7.641s, which makes you a total of 577 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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[04:24:14] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload
[04:24:15] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/8 | Chargers: 3/4
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[04:36:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[04:36:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[04:36:04] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 4/5
[04:36:07] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[04:36:07] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 4/5
[04:36:10] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD
[04:36:10] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 3/5
[04:36:12] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG
[04:36:12] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 11.617s, which makes you a total of 578 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
[04:38:03] Number1Stunna/rizon gn friends
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[04:44:13] TheFatherMind/rizon !SHOP 2
[04:44:14] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.
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[05:01:17] Clive_Rosfield/rizon BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO
[05:02:13] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:02:14] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
[05:02:28] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop 5
[05:02:29] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 17 (duck demolisher).
[05:03:41] wez/rizon Hi Zack!
[05:03:45] wez/rizon !reload
[05:03:46] DuckHunt/rizon wez > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/9 | Chargers: 3/3
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[05:08:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[05:08:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:08:06] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.635s, which makes you a total of 158 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
[05:08:32] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop
[05:08:32] DuckHunt/rizon [Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) |
[05:08:33] DuckHunt/rizon (7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (50 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
[05:09:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop 10
[05:09:07] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 8 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
[05:09:24] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload
[05:09:24] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/8 | Chargers: 3/4
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[05:11:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[05:11:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:11:06] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[05:11:08] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:11:08] DuckHunt/rizon *PEWWW* ADMIRAL_HUBRIS's bullet ricochetes on Juest, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
[05:11:08] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck by ricochet in 7.515s, which makes a total of 159 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [43 xp] [lucky shot] [four-leaf clover]
[05:11:26] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon o_O
[05:11:37] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload
[05:11:38] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/8 | Chargers: 3/4
[05:13:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[05:13:06] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:13:07] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[05:13:08] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:13:09] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/8 | Chargers: 3/4
[05:13:11] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload
[05:13:11] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 2/4
[05:13:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:13:13] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[05:13:14] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:13:15] DuckHunt/rizon *PEWWW* ADMIRAL_HUBRIS's bullet ricochetes on Pixi, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
[05:13:15] DuckHunt/rizon *BANG* xO' ryzen just get shot by accident by ADMIRAL_HUBRIS. [accident: -6 xp]
[05:13:15] DuckHunt/rizon Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
[05:13:24] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ......
[05:13:52] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload
[05:13:53] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You are not armed.
[05:14:25] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop 6
[05:14:26] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.
[05:14:29] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop 7
[05:14:30] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.
[05:14:33] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop 8
[05:14:34] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses.
[05:14:38] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop 9
[05:14:39] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.
[05:14:53] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload
[05:14:53] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You are not armed.
[05:15:03] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop 5
[05:15:03] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points.
[05:15:08] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload
[05:15:09] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 6/8 | Chargers: 2/4
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[05:31:44] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Yeah, bitch!
[05:31:56] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !lastduck
[05:31:56] DuckHunt/rizon The last duck has been seen 18 minutes and 56 seconds ago.
[05:40:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[05:40:02] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:40:03] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[05:40:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:40:06] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.447s, which makes you a total of 160 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
[05:40:18] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload
[05:40:20] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/8 | Chargers: 2/4
[05:41:18] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Poo balls.
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[05:50:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[05:50:09] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:50:09] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[05:50:11] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:50:11] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
[05:50:13] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:50:13] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
[05:50:14] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:50:15] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
[05:50:16] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:50:16] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/8 | Chargers: 2/4
[05:50:18] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload
[05:50:18] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 1/4
[05:50:20] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:50:20] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
[05:50:22] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang
[05:50:23] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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