IRC Driven

[00:00:00] mrinf/rizon i do crave a few bong hits, though.

[00:00:09] Syndus/rizon Hocus pocus chicken sauce grant me the power of wizard nos

[00:00:17] Syndus/rizon Boom

[00:00:34] Syndus/rizon Elder scrolls 📜

[00:00:41] mrinf/rizon i have (ish)

[00:01:07] updog/rizon moss

[00:01:12] Syndus/rizon I just smoked

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[00:01:43] Syndus/rizon If I were a wizard, I would grant a spell to my followers to teach them how to materialize glow sticks and host awesome raves in the Shire.

[00:02:52] mrinf/rizon i don't involve myself with wizardry, glowsticks, or raves. however, if others do, that's cool.

[00:03:05] Syndus/rizon And turn the eyes of my enemies into butt cheeks

[00:03:17] Syndus/rizon Poof

[00:03:22] kot/rizon i respect wizards as long as they dont make it their whole personality

[00:03:28] Syndus/rizon Lol

[00:03:43] Syndus/rizon .yt vermin supreme

[00:03:44] Internets/rizon :: YouTube Vermin Supreme places 4th in NH primary :: URL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8WF6agKoLs (00:52) :: Views 157,624 :: Rating [+] 2,674 likes [+] 2,674 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[00:03:53] Syndus/rizon That guy is the exception

[00:04:20] Syndus/rizon He's got fairy dust that turns Republicans gay

[00:06:22] kot/rizon he must be pretty successful with all the "republican senator flees hotel with male prostitute" stories

[00:06:41] Syndus/rizon Prob

[00:07:02] Syndus/rizon I hear gay crack sex is a srs prob with rep

[00:07:36] Syndus/rizon Well, covering it up at least

[00:10:18] Syndus/rizon kot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIe7KQLzVrU

[00:10:18] Internets/rizon :: YouTube Merlin's Amazing Deep Sea Magical Adventure (Part One of Two) :: (01:20) :: Views 468,888 :: Rating [+] 18,072 likes [+] 18,072 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[00:12:13] kot/rizon made by the same people as charlie the unicorn

[00:12:16] kot/rizon >15 years ago

[00:12:17] kot/rizon oh god

[00:13:21] Syndus/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XvFyxs7wD4

[00:13:21] Internets/rizon :: YouTube Ghost House 1-15 (IN 4K!) :: (16:26) :: Views 71,547 :: Rating [+] 3,976 likes [+] 3,976 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[00:13:34] Syndus/rizon Yup

[00:13:51] Syndus/rizon I love these

[00:14:02] Syndus/rizon I like to sleep I actually stuff to

[00:14:14] Syndus/rizon Sorry I meant to say I liked his live action stuff too

[00:14:26] Syndus/rizon Detective heart of america

[00:16:43] TheFatherMind/rizon There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...

[00:16:59] mrinf/rizon And those who can interpolate.

[00:18:59] mrinf/rizon And then there's me who tries to figure it out but never can :D

[00:21:48] Syndus/rizon So I had that sex dream with gary busey in it again. I had no idea who I was having sex with. But Gary Busey was filming it.

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[00:31:10] foxy/rizon .imdb pig killer

[00:31:11] Internets/rizon :: Pig Killer [2022] Rated N/A :: Rating 5.7/10, 66 votes :: Genre Horror :: Director Chad Ferrin :: Actors Jake Busey, Lew Temple, Bai Ling :: Runtime 122 min ::

[00:31:11] Internets/rizon :: Plot Based on the terrifying true story of Robert 'Willy' Pickton, the pig farmer cum prolific lady killer whose horrific crimes shocked the world. PIG KILLER graphically depicts Pickton's felonious farmhouse of rape, torture, slaughte... :: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt18548186/ ::

[00:34:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:34:03] Peorth/rizon !bang

[00:34:04] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]

[00:34:05] Peorth/rizon !bang

[00:34:05] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.146s, which makes you a total of 220 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:34:08] Peorth/rizon !reload

[00:34:09] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/7 | Chargers: 4/4

[00:34:13] Peorth/rizon !shop 4

[00:34:13] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > You already own this type of ammunition. The bonus will expire in 1 hour 15 minutes and 58 seconds.

[00:34:25] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:34:26] Peorth/rizon !bang

[00:34:27] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]

[00:34:27] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:34:27] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[00:34:28] Peorth/rizon !bang

[00:34:28] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 3.241s, which makes you a total of 221 ducks (including 69 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 26 (duck smasher). \_X< *KWAK* [51 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[00:34:32] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 7

[00:34:33] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:34:34] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.

[00:34:34] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLICK* Trigger locked.

[00:34:38] Peorth/rizon >69

[00:34:40] Peorth/rizon nmice

[00:34:41] TheFatherMind/rizon damn it

[00:34:43] Peorth/rizon s/nm/n

[00:34:44] Angel/rizon Peorth meant to say: nice

[00:34:44] TheFatherMind/rizon Nice going.

[00:34:52] Peorth/rizon :3

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[00:35:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:35:02] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:35:03] foxy/rizon !bang

[00:35:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.38s, which makes you a total of 586 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:35:03] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[00:35:12] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[00:35:12] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 5/5

[00:35:12] foxy/rizon !rearm foxy

[00:35:12] DuckHunt/rizon foxy returns foxy's gun to him.

[00:37:37] mrinf/rizon (him)

[00:45:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:45:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:45:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.595s, which makes you a total of 587 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:46:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:46:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:46:04] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[00:46:05] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:46:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5

[00:46:06] mrinf/rizon !bang

[00:46:06] DuckHunt/rizon mrinf > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[00:46:06] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[00:46:06] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5

[00:46:07] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:46:08] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 6.58s, which makes you a total of 588 ducks (including 67 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [56 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[00:54:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:54:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:54:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[00:54:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:54:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.186s, which makes you a total of 589 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[01:05:50] \g/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:08:55] wez/rizon !pewpew

[01:09:05] wez/rizon Sup \g?

[01:13:00] wez/rizon !seen ComputerTech

[01:13:00] Falkor wez/rizon, ComputerTech is right here!

[01:13:01] idriven46/rizon wez, ComputerTech is currently online!

[01:13:02] Falkor/rizon wez, ComputerTech is right here!

[01:13:05] wez/rizon :D

[01:13:08] wez/rizon ComputerTech: <3

[01:16:44] wez/rizon !reload

[01:16:44] DuckHunt/rizon wez > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[01:18:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:18:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[01:18:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.87s, which makes you a total of 590 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:19:29] wez/rizon :(

[01:20:27] * wez/rizon passes a soude vide wand and giant pot filled with water to TheFatherMind

[01:21:06] Amiga600 !seen bleh

[01:21:07] Falkor Amiga600, I don't remember seeing bleh.

[01:21:14] Amiga600 ha

[01:21:43] wez/rizon !seen ImBlind

[01:21:44] idriven46/rizon wez, I have not seen ImBlind yet

[01:21:44] Falkor/rizon wez, I don't remember seeing imblind.

[01:21:44] Falkor wez/rizon, I don't remember seeing imblind.

[01:22:57] kot/rizon !seen yourmom

[01:22:58] idriven46/rizon kot, I have not seen yourmom yet

[01:22:58] Falkor/rizon kot, I don't remember seeing yourmom.

[01:22:58] Falkor kot/rizon, I don't remember seeing yourmom.

[01:23:02] TheFatherMind/rizon LOL

[01:23:19] wez/rizon You spelt mum wrong :P

[01:23:31] wez/rizon !seen yaNan

[01:23:32] idriven46/rizon wez, I have not seen yaNan yet

[01:23:32] Falkor/rizon wez, I don't remember seeing yanan.

[01:23:32] Falkor wez/rizon, I don't remember seeing yanan.

[01:23:32] kot/rizon im not br*tish

[01:24:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:24:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[01:24:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.001s, which makes you a total of 591 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:24:06] wez/rizon :(

[01:24:18] TheFatherMind/rizon Just gotta sit there with your finger on the button.

[01:25:32] whhels/rizon and have no life

[01:25:36] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[01:25:38] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 4/5

[01:26:44] Ahsoka/rizon Who even has a life these days?

[01:27:01] * whhels/rizon blames liberals

[01:27:20] kot/rizon god damn liberals took my wife in the divorce

[01:27:34] Ahsoka/rizon Lol

[01:27:51] whhels/rizon maybe that's not a bad thing

[01:29:20] foxy/rizon !joke dark

[01:29:21] idriven46/rizon My little daughter came to me all excited, saying "Daddy! Daddy! Guess how old I'll be in June!"

[01:29:21] idriven46/rizon "Oh I don't know princess, why don't you tell me?" I said. She gave me a huge smile and held up four fingers.

[01:29:21] idriven46/rizon It's now three hours later, police have joined in and she still won't say where she got them.

[01:29:25] TheFatherMind/rizon Liberals are annoying with their need to be nice and help people all the time. They should find religion and learn how to hate properly.

[01:30:07] foxy/rizon fuck religion

[01:30:16] foxy/rizon !joke dark

[01:30:17] idriven46/rizon What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

[01:30:22] idriven46/rizon The look on their face when you are nailing them.

[01:30:26] foxy/rizon lol

[01:30:34] foxy/rizon !joke dark

[01:30:34] idriven46/rizon What's the difference between a baby and a pile of sand?

[01:30:34] TheFatherMind/rizon hahahahahahaha

[01:30:39] idriven46/rizon You can't pick a pile of sand up with a pitchfork.

[01:30:47] foxy/rizon damn

[01:30:52] foxy/rizon !joke

[01:30:53] idriven46/rizon What do you call a group of 8 Hobbits?

[01:30:58] idriven46/rizon A Hobbyte.

[01:31:04] foxy/rizon !joke dad

[01:31:05] idriven46/rizon A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

[01:31:31] foxy/rizon !joke tech

[01:31:31] idriven46/rizon foxy, joke type must be one of any, programming, misc, dark, dad, chuck, pun, spooky, christmas

[01:31:39] foxy/rizon !joke pun

[01:31:39] idriven46/rizon The past, the present and the future walk into a bar.

[01:31:44] idriven46/rizon It was tense.

[01:31:57] foxy/rizon !joke programming

[01:31:57] idriven46/rizon When it's good, it's very good.

[01:31:57] idriven46/rizon Documentation is like sex:

[01:31:57] idriven46/rizon When it's bad, it's better than nothing...

[01:32:05] foxy/rizon lol

[01:32:11] foxy/rizon !joke dark

[01:32:12] idriven46/rizon Dark humor is like cancer.

[01:32:17] idriven46/rizon It's more funny when children get it.

[01:33:38] wez/rizon D:

[01:35:05] Hotties/rizon hi foxy idriven46

[01:35:09] Hotties/rizon hi wez :)

[01:36:16] foxy/rizon hi

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[01:38:40] phonekait/rizon ComputerTech in 20 years. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/02mvnbW3/1000001117.jpg

[01:39:35] Ahsoka/rizon Watching the movie Clash of the Titans (1981)

[01:39:56] \g/rizon ok

[01:40:23] wez/rizon foxy: .o/

[01:40:51] * wez/rizon washes his Ahsoka in preperation

[01:40:55] foxy/rizon hey wez \o

[01:41:08] Ahsoka/rizon XD

[01:41:11] wez/rizon Work time! BBL

[01:41:21] * wez/rizon 11

[01:41:23] phonekait/rizon Meow.

[01:41:59] foxy/rizon have fun

[01:47:23] * franstam/rizon licks Ahsoka

[01:47:54] franstam/rizon !joke christmas

[01:47:55] idriven46/rizon What's Santa's favourite type of music?

[01:48:00] idriven46/rizon Wrap!

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[01:49:17] whhels/rizon gay

[01:58:40] foxy/rizon !joke dark

[01:58:41] idriven46/rizon What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

[01:58:46] idriven46/rizon The look on their face when you are nailing them.

[01:58:46] foxy/rizon repeat

[01:58:53] foxy/rizon !joke christmas

[01:58:54] idriven46/rizon Whats the Grinchs least favorite band?

[01:58:59] idriven46/rizon The Who.

[01:59:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:59:05] phish/swiftirc !bang

[01:59:05] DuckHunt/rizon phish > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.16s, which makes you a total of 39 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:59:12] phish/swiftirc !shop 15 thefathermind

[01:59:14] DuckHunt/rizon phish > You throw a handful of sand in thefathermind's gun in exchange for 7 xp points, but his weapon was lubricated and the sand had no effect. Your purchase made you go back to level 1 (tourist).

[01:59:17] phish/swiftirc !shop 15 thefathermind

[01:59:17] DuckHunt/rizon phish > You throw a handful of sand in thefathermind's gun in exchange for 7 xp points, thereby reducing by 50% the reliability of his gun for its next shot. Your purchase made you go back to level 1 (tourist).

[01:59:26] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:59:26] wez/rizon idriven46: The Grinch ends up loving the who though

[01:59:28] wez/rizon !bang

[01:59:29] DuckHunt/rizon wez > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.744s, which makes you a total of 74 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[01:59:29] DuckHunt/rizon wez > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !

[01:59:29] TheFatherMind/rizon !SHOP 6

[01:59:29] foxy/rizon !bang

[01:59:29] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.

[01:59:29] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[01:59:30] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[01:59:30] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLICK* Trigger locked.

[01:59:36] wez/rizon sorry foxy :(

[01:59:37] foxy/rizon !rearm foxy

[01:59:37] DuckHunt/rizon foxy returns foxy's gun to him.

[01:59:39] wez/rizon !reload

[01:59:39] DuckHunt/rizon wez > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[01:59:44] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[01:59:44] foxy/rizon good shot

[01:59:45] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 4/5

[01:59:59] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 6

[02:00:00] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You already own this item. It will expire in 23 hours 59 minutes and 30 seconds.

[02:00:08] wez/rizon Thanks foxy! I had to compensate for latency :)

[02:00:38] foxy/rizon nice

[02:00:48] phish/swiftirc nice

[02:05:54] Spongebob/swiftirc wait foxy is online

[02:07:06] foxy/rizon poate

[02:07:11] foxy/rizon whose asking

[02:08:38] foxy/rizon okay

[02:11:02] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:11:04] foxy/rizon !bang

[02:11:04] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.478s, which makes you a total of 140 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[02:11:05] Kumool/rizon !bang

[02:11:05] DuckHunt/rizon Kumool > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[02:11:10] Kumool/rizon poop

[02:11:15] foxy/rizon !rearm Kumool

[02:11:15] DuckHunt/rizon foxy returns Kumool's gun to him.

[02:11:22] Kumool/rizon too kind foxy

[02:11:54] foxy/rizon oh ct messaged me on whatsapp

[02:11:57] foxy/rizon earlier

[02:12:28] foxy/rizon he said his internet should be fixed by morning, hopefully

[02:14:08] Number1Stunna/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COwuJfJRIDw

[02:14:09] Internets/rizon :: YouTube Florida Man Rams His Car into Two Deputies :: (01:12) :: Views 83,891 :: Rating [+] 7,565 likes [+] 7,565 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[02:18:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:18:05] whhels/rizon !bang

[02:18:05] DuckHunt/rizon whhels > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[02:18:06] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[02:18:06] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 5.894s, which makes you a total of 592 ducks (including 68 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [44 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[02:18:14] whhels/rizon fffs

[02:18:24] * whhels/rizon suicides

[02:20:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:20:24] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:20:24] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/8 | Chargers: 4/4

[02:20:28] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[02:20:28] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[02:20:30] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:20:30] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 29.776s, which makes you a total of 180 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 19 (duck skinner). \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[02:26:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:26:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[02:26:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 4/5

[02:26:08] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[02:26:08] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 3/5

[02:26:09] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[02:26:09] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 9.161s, which makes you a total of 593 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[02:26:41] foxy/rizon phish have you seen aaron lately?

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[02:30:35] \g/rizon Operating SystemOperating System: (Windows 10.0 (Build #19045)) ¤ UptimeUptime: (2w 11h 1m 37s) ¤ Record UptimeRecord Uptime: (1m 3w 4d 9h 53m 25s set on Sun Aug 06 17:58:56 2023)

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[02:41:10] Peorth/rizon OS Info: Windows 10 Pro (Build #19045) [Daniel] installed on Sunday, September 06 2020 (01:05:31)

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[02:44:27] foxy/rizon Peorth <3

[02:47:59] Phoenix/rizon yucko! Windows 10/11 .. never going to install it

[02:48:54] foxy/rizon lol

[02:49:57] phish/swiftirc yeah he's back

[02:50:14] phish/swiftirc still a bitch

[02:50:38] foxy/rizon lol

[02:56:33] Spongebob/swiftirc at least i have people on both networks that know me :)

[02:56:41] Spongebob/swiftirc i got friends

[02:57:22] whhels/rizon ( . Y . )

[02:58:41] Kumool/rizon ╰⋃╯

[02:59:01] whhels/rizon utter, or micro peen?

[02:59:13] Kumool/rizon what do you think?

[02:59:32] whhels/rizon micro peen

[02:59:43] Kumool/rizon its a nano one look B====================================================================================================D

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[03:00:22] Kumool/rizon depends on your font size

[03:00:25] Clive_Rosfield/rizon I want to be your potato.

[03:00:29] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Please let me be your potato.

[03:01:38] phonekait/rizon There's talk of small dicks and Clive_Rosfield comes in

[03:01:50] whhels/rizon ha

[03:02:04] Clive_Rosfield/rizon I have a small penis and I'm a little bitch.

[03:02:42] whhels/rizon weird brag

[03:02:54] phonekait/rizon Exactly.

[03:05:21] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quote random

[03:05:21] Kumool/rizon BOIL EM! PEEL EM! SMASH EM IN A STEW

[03:05:22] Quotes/rizon [Quote] <~daniel> Only vegans want to have sex with CT because they don't like a lot of meat.

[03:05:22] Quotes/rizon [Quote] #298 added by ComputerTech 44 weeks 1 day 9 hours 20 minutes 34 seconds ago.

[03:05:27] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quote random

[03:05:27] Quotes/rizon [Quote] #389 added by Peorth 33 weeks 3 days 8 hours 52 minutes 20 seconds ago.

[03:05:27] Quotes/rizon [Quote] <~yournamehere> if metric is so good, why isnt there metric time? <~yournamehere> chex mix atheiests <~Peorth> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_time <~Peorth> :) <~yournamehere> god <~yournamehere> DAMNIT parts: ~yournamehere (yournamehe@your.hostname.here) [202 users]

[03:05:27] Angel/rizon [wikipedia] Metric time | "Metric time is the measure of time intervals using the metric system. The modern SI system defines the second as the base unit of time, and forms multiples and submultiples with metric prefixes such as kiloseconds and milliseconds. Other units of time – minute, hour, and day – are accepted for use with SI, but are not part of it. Metric time is a measure of ti

[03:05:32] Clive_Rosfield/rizon My quotes never pop up.

[03:06:41] Kumool/rizon why have quotes when you have the real thing?

[03:06:56] Kumool/rizon say something you said already

[03:07:26] Kumool/rizon !saysomethingyousaidalready

[03:07:36] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quote search Zack

[03:07:37] Quotes/rizon [Quote] 14 matches found: #301,213,55,131,124,395,197,550,438,340,157,103,88,134

[03:07:46] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quote search Clive_Rosfield

[03:07:46] Quotes/rizon [Quote] 7 matches found: #665,625,752,595,594,722,701

[03:07:55] Clive_Rosfield/rizon 21 matches in all.

[03:08:02] phish/swiftirc congrats?

[03:08:42] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quote read 396

[03:08:43] Quotes/rizon [Quote] #396 added by ComputerTech 31 weeks 3 days 7 hours 35 minutes 24 seconds ago.

[03:08:43] Quotes/rizon [Quote] (+Frogorg) [sudo] Error: user's penis is too small to run command as root

[03:08:45] Clive_Rosfield/rizon ...

[03:08:48] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quote read 395

[03:08:48] Quotes/rizon [Quote] <Zack> I have small penis and I'm a little bitch.

[03:08:48] Quotes/rizon [Quote] #395 added by foxy 32 weeks 7 minutes 40 seconds ago.

[03:08:51] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Ha!

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[03:08:56] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Of all the quotes to pop up!

[03:09:11] Clive_Rosfield/rizon I didn't know that would be the quote.

[03:12:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:12:04] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !bang

[03:12:04] DuckHunt/rizon Clive_Rosfield > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.517s, which makes you a total of 55 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[03:12:08] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !reload

[03:12:08] DuckHunt/rizon Clive_Rosfield > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 7/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[03:12:10] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !shop 10

[03:12:11] DuckHunt/rizon Clive_Rosfield > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 9 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.

[03:12:15] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !shop 3

[03:12:16] DuckHunt/rizon Clive_Rosfield > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to AP (damage x2 for 24h) in exchange for 15 xp points.

[03:16:15] Kumool/rizon so you were already quoting yourself...

[03:16:24] Kumool/rizon this furby is broken

[03:24:54] Clive_Rosfield/rizon no u

[03:25:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:25:04] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !bang

[03:25:04] DuckHunt/rizon Clive_Rosfield > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:25:05] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[03:25:06] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.835s, which makes you a total of 594 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[03:25:06] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !bang

[03:25:06] DuckHunt/rizon Clive_Rosfield > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[03:25:10] Clive_Rosfield/rizon ...

[03:25:42] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quote read 301

[03:25:43] Quotes/rizon [Quote] <Zack> .quote search nachos

[03:25:43] Quotes/rizon [Quote] #301 added by ComputerTech 43 weeks 6 days 22 hours 7 minutes 41 seconds ago.

[03:25:58] Clive_Rosfield/rizon CT was that really worth quoting?

[03:26:01] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Come on, man.

[03:26:52] Clive_Rosfield/rizon We're there nacho quotes though?

[03:26:56] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quoet search nachos

[03:27:00] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quote search nachos

[03:27:01] Quotes/rizon [Quote] <Zack> .quote search nachos

[03:27:01] Quotes/rizon [Quote] #301 added by ComputerTech 43 weeks 6 days 22 hours 8 minutes 59 seconds ago.

[03:27:05] Clive_Rosfield/rizon ...

[03:29:20] DG/rizon lol

[03:29:59] Clive_Rosfield/rizon But how was that worth quoting, really?

[03:30:07] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quote read 213

[03:30:07] Quotes/rizon [Quote] #213 added by linuxuser 1 year 11 weeks 3 days 2 hours 3 minutes 50 seconds ago.

[03:30:07] Quotes/rizon [Quote] <Zack> I have a small penis and I'm a little bitch.

[03:30:13] Clive_Rosfield/rizon ...

[03:30:19] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quote read 55

[03:30:19] Quotes/rizon [Quote] #55 added by dramo 1 year 40 weeks 3 days 1 hour 46 minutes 59 seconds ago.

[03:30:19] Quotes/rizon [Quote] <Zack> .quote search anus

[03:30:22] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Ha!

[03:31:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:31:06] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !bang

[03:31:06] DuckHunt/rizon Clive_Rosfield > You are not armed.

[03:31:09] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[03:31:09] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 8.164s, which makes you a total of 595 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[03:31:10] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a silencer ! You won't frighten the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.

[03:31:14] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !reload

[03:31:15] DuckHunt/rizon Clive_Rosfield > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[03:43:39] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Poop!

[03:43:42] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Poop in the toilet!

[03:43:49] Clive_Rosfield/rizon And then you flush it!

[03:43:53] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Then you wash your hands!

[03:45:45] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon you missed a step....

[03:45:52] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon o_o

[03:47:51] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Oh, wiping.

[03:47:54] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Yeah.

[03:47:57] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Oh well.

[03:48:35] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon correct

[03:48:40] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon heh

[03:48:50] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon bidet?

[04:00:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:00:07] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:00:08] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 7.708s, which makes you a total of 596 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[04:11:46] * Kuro-chan/rizon sets out cheesecake slices

[04:11:52] * Kuro-chan/rizon keeps one of the nearby.

[04:12:12] * Kuro-chan/rizon sets up a large cardboard box overtop, held up by t twig with a piece of string tied to it.

[04:12:19] Kuro-chan/rizon *a twig

[04:12:22] Ziginox/rizon Oo

[04:12:36] * Kuro-chan/rizon makes sure the other slices are perfectly safe, though

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[04:32:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:32:24] DuckHunt/rizon Phoenix > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[04:32:24] Phoenix/rizon !bang

[04:32:24] DuckHunt/rizon Number1Stunna > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[04:32:24] Number1Stunna/rizon !bang

[04:32:27] Phoenix/rizon !reload

[04:32:27] DuckHunt/rizon Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 6/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[04:32:30] Phoenix/rizon !bang

[04:32:30] Number1Stunna/rizon !reload

[04:32:30] DuckHunt/rizon Phoenix > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 6/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[04:32:30] DuckHunt/rizon Number1Stunna > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 1/2

[04:32:32] Phoenix/rizon !reload

[04:32:33] DuckHunt/rizon Phoenix > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[04:32:34] Number1Stunna/rizon !bang

[04:32:34] Phoenix/rizon !reload

[04:32:34] DuckHunt/rizon Number1Stunna > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 33.082s, which makes you a total of 7 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 2 (noob). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[04:32:34] DuckHunt/rizon Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 6/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[04:32:43] Number1Stunna/rizon ding level 2!

[04:33:00] Phoenix/rizon Well Done!

[04:39:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:39:06] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:39:07] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[04:39:12] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:39:12] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 11.763s, which makes you a total of 597 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:45:04] Number1Stunna/rizon gn friends

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[04:55:39] * Ziginox/rizon nudges wonder_woman

[04:56:44] whhels/rizon gadot is fine

[05:13:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:14:19] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[05:14:19] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn18.921s, which makes you a total of 181 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[05:14:32] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[05:14:33] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 6/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[05:14:47] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[05:14:47] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 6/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[05:15:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !duckstats

[05:15:14] DuckHunt/rizon [Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 1.779s | average react. time: 1mn47.765s | 181 ducks (incl. 37 golden ducks) | 200 misses | 26 accidents | 40 empty shots | 38 wild shots | 381 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 1 stray bullet from which 0 lethal, 1 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Life insur. / Infrared detect. / Silencer /

[05:16:24] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop

[05:16:49] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop 10

[05:16:50] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 9 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.

[05:39:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:39:06] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[05:39:06] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 3/5

[05:39:07] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[05:39:08] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 2/5

[05:39:08] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[05:39:08] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 8.329s, which makes you a total of 598 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[05:40:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:41:02] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[05:41:02] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn1.29s, which makes you a total of 182 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [19 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[05:48:46] \g/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:48:51] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[05:48:51] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 5/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[05:48:57] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ahhh!

[05:49:02] \g/rizon nice

[05:49:03] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ya gots me

[05:49:07] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon :-)

[05:49:14] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon kinda.

[05:49:17] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon lulz

[05:49:27] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon jam saved me.

[05:49:32] \g/rizon It's like you're going hunting

[05:49:37] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[05:49:37] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 5/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[05:49:44] \g/rizon And you shoot the guy that's playing the duck call whistle

[05:50:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:50:03] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang\

[05:50:06] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[05:50:07] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[05:50:07] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[05:50:07] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 6.591s, which makes you a total of 599 ducks (including 69 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [44 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[05:54:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:54:07] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[05:54:07] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[05:54:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[05:54:12] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[05:54:14] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[05:54:14] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[05:54:16] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[05:54:16] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 15.579s, which makes you a total of 183 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [19 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[05:54:17] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... a vibrating duck.

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