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[06:13:31] Mikoolo/rizon A morning.

[06:19:09] Mikoolo/rizon Just a morning, h4.

[06:19:13] Mikoolo/rizon Therefore a morning.

[06:22:42] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/eJuelsZJz3w

[06:32:23] Mikoolo/rizon h4 https://youtu.be/HiVOIxzOx88

[06:39:42] Mikoolo/rizon No idea

[06:42:31] Mikoolo/rizon But the scorpo videos are great, h4.

[06:42:43] Mikoolo/rizon They are awesome shitposts as videos.

[06:44:40] Mikoolo/rizon My favourite ones are the anime themed, h4.

[06:45:10] Mikoolo/rizon It united the motherland with the fatherland against a common enemy.

[06:51:58] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[06:54:06] Mikoolo/rizon 6 mins until the bus leaves.

[08:40:13] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.redd.it/vyjn7pyc4qyb1.jpg someone should send this to Direktor

[08:46:31] Mikoolo/rizon https://www.ripleys.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/goats-in-trees.jpg this is why the sheep shaggers of the commonwealth gave up on goats.

[09:00:38] Mikoolo/rizon Today I learned something new.

[09:00:45] Mikoolo/rizon That I might use to annoy people with.

[09:01:03] Mikoolo/rizon But it's rarely used in this channel.

[09:01:33] Mikoolo/rizon So I might have to wait a long time....

[09:07:50] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah. Covid tests were sold out at the pharmacy.

[09:07:56] Mikoolo/rizon But gave mum something anyway.

[09:08:18] Mikoolo/rizon Found a old framed photo of me and my brothers and left it for her outside her apartment door.

[09:08:39] Mikoolo/rizon It was in the storage next to the old vhs tape of my great grandparents.

[09:09:04] Mikoolo/rizon Theres singles photos of me and my brothers too. Giving them to my brothers for christmas.

[09:09:19] Mikoolo/rizon Mum had forgotten I had the photos in my storage room.

[09:09:30] Mikoolo/rizon She was happy to get the group photo.

[09:24:44] Mikoolo/rizon @seen ComputerTech

[09:24:54] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah his kick.

[09:25:00] Mikoolo/rizon .seen ComputerTech

[09:25:05] Mikoolo/rizon @ustats ComputerTech

[09:25:12] Mikoolo/rizon There.

[09:32:49] Mikoolo/rizon $tell h4 https://youtu.be/IYl74sWHG0Q

[10:16:31] Mikoolo/rizon h4 for the song for holstein made me think about faun.

[10:16:45] Mikoolo/rizon Or Santiano.

[10:17:38] Mikoolo/rizon Dont' go.

[10:17:41] Mikoolo/rizon Stay in germany.

[10:17:59] Mikoolo/rizon But if you go to france you have to meet up with sushi.

[10:18:58] Mikoolo/rizon Put a piece of raw salmon on your penis and she'll go ham on it.

[10:19:20] Mikoolo/rizon Ok.

[10:19:24] Mikoolo/rizon Put a snail on it then.

[10:19:39] Mikoolo/rizon Or frog legs.

[10:19:59] Mikoolo/rizon Please don't.

[10:20:04] Mikoolo/rizon The french would kill and eat him.

[10:20:13] Mikoolo/rizon I like frogorg too much to let that happen to him.

[10:22:54] Mikoolo/rizon yournamehere it's part of german culture to invade other countries and force their language upon them.

[10:23:18] Mikoolo/rizon Also they are too neo nazi for #germany and #deutschland, yournamehere.

[10:24:07] Mikoolo/rizon But I can do you a favour yournamehere.

[10:24:13] Mikoolo/rizon .t kaufen wir unterwegs

[10:24:30] Mikoolo/rizon I'll translate everything they say with internets.

[10:24:37] Mikoolo/rizon That way the non germans can feel included.

[10:24:49] Mikoolo/rizon .t darf man als deutscher jetzt eigentlich in Coffeeshops buffen?

[10:25:04] Mikoolo/rizon .t in welchen?

[10:25:18] Mikoolo/rizon .t keine ahnung

[10:25:31] Mikoolo/rizon .t testen wir

[10:26:06] Mikoolo/rizon .t guck dir mikoolo an, so arbeitslos, dass er jetzt die arbeit einer maschinen übernimmt :D

[10:26:46] Mikoolo/rizon .t der typ wäre sicher auch ne wunderbare bioschnittstelle

[10:26:57] Mikoolo/rizon .t also dann in brüssel treffen, tors vor die haustür scheißen; weiter nach paris, aussteigen, eine minute gucken, obs da schwarze gibt (ja/nein); dann zurück über die niederlande, in den erstbesten kaffeeshop; dann teilen wir uns auf und jeder geht seines weges.

[10:27:09] Mikoolo/rizon .t wollen wir noch sushi besuchen gehen?

[10:27:26] Mikoolo/rizon .t die redet so viel von dünnpfiff, die könnte tors vor die tür kacken

[10:29:03] Mikoolo/rizon .t ich geh jetzt erstmal strullen und knete mir dann einen teig

[10:29:10] Mikoolo/rizon .t viel spass, brudi

[10:29:56] Mikoolo/rizon .t deinnamehier ist aber manchmal auch mucksch

[10:30:28] Mikoolo/rizon .t mucksch

[10:30:30] Mikoolo/rizon kk

[10:30:42] Mikoolo/rizon .t ick gloob dem sein übersetzer kriecht dit nich jeschissn

[10:30:47] Mikoolo/rizon .t kannse nigs machne

[10:31:10] Mikoolo/rizon .t de en ick gloob dem sein übersetzer kriecht dit nich jeschissn

[10:31:12] Mikoolo/rizon :s

[10:31:22] Mikoolo/rizon Did you two start speaking like immigrants?

[10:31:43] Mikoolo/rizon .t ischo traurich

[10:31:46] Mikoolo/rizon yeah

[10:31:56] Mikoolo/rizon I knew it. You two ain't native germans.

[10:32:28] Mikoolo/rizon But

[10:32:33] Mikoolo/rizon .t gloobs halt och

[10:32:38] Mikoolo/rizon .t kiek ma wie er nu strugglet

[10:32:42] Mikoolo/rizon .t is scho recht

[10:32:47] Mikoolo/rizon .t hams halt ooch dialekte

[10:33:00] Mikoolo/rizon .t de en gloobs halt och

[10:33:23] Mikoolo/rizon .t i schmeiss ma weg

[10:33:45] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en tja

[10:33:56] Mikoolo/rizon .t steckst nicht drin

[10:34:18] Mikoolo/rizon .t digga kack die wand an :D

[10:34:25] Mikoolo/rizon .t bin nur erstmal wech

[10:34:37] Mikoolo/rizon .t de en hade o/

[10:34:45] Mikoolo/rizon .t reingen haun. \o

[10:34:50] Mikoolo/rizon .t reingen haun

[10:34:55] Mikoolo/rizon .t de en reingen haun

[10:34:57] Mikoolo/rizon kk

[10:35:38] Mikoolo/rizon I think the immigrants left so no need for you and your EDL friends anymore, deadly.

[10:36:39] Mikoolo/rizon Too hardcore for the EDL huh?

[11:11:11] Mikoolo/rizon Nice Stakan.

[11:12:41] Mikoolo/rizon Atleast you know it's broken and no one can get to the stuff in it without encountering some problems, Stakan. While Kana bit's is lost somewhere full of illegal stuff that can be traced back to him.

[11:14:16] Mikoolo/rizon Now the important bit, Stakan. iPhone or Android?

[11:14:56] Mikoolo/rizon Get an android next time, Stakan.

[11:15:52] Mikoolo/rizon Then I'll cheer next time you break your phone instead for sending you my condolences.

[11:16:56] Mikoolo/rizon Because you hsould get money back from having insured your phone and be able to fund the next purchase.

[11:16:59] Mikoolo/rizon should*

[11:18:18] Mikoolo/rizon It's ok Syndus. We got each other on ignore so I can't see your question.

[11:19:24] Mikoolo/rizon I got a brain damage and Syndus has started his medication again, Stakan.

[11:19:31] Mikoolo/rizon So we're cool.

[11:20:51] Mikoolo/rizon Nah.

[11:20:57] Mikoolo/rizon Mine made me vulnerable to fridge magnets.

[11:21:41] Mikoolo/rizon I'd probably flop around like a newly caught fish on land if someone put a strong magnet on my head.

[11:22:38] Mikoolo/rizon You'd probably get hit by one of my flailing arms as I spin, Syndus. I'd be a poor recipe rack.

[11:23:03] Mikoolo/rizon The metal bit is in my motorics center. If you use magnets on me it could cause all kinds of weird shit.

[11:23:16] Mikoolo/rizon Uncontrollable weird shit.

[11:23:28] Mikoolo/rizon No idea.

[11:24:19] Mikoolo/rizon Also another reason why I'd be a poor recipe rack is that if you don't feed me I'll starve to death. And you have to change diaper and clean my ass or I'd be a sanitary hazard in your kitchen.

[11:25:31] Mikoolo/rizon And as I said. If you don't feed me I'll die and start rotting and attract all kinds of vermin.

[11:25:45] Mikoolo/rizon That would definitively get your kitchen closed down by the health inspection.

[11:27:16] Mikoolo/rizon I don't like salmon. It's overrated.

[11:27:32] Mikoolo/rizon It's like ordinary food for me where I grew up.

[11:27:54] Mikoolo/rizon It's also cheap here.

[11:28:26] Mikoolo/rizon Grew up along one of the most salmon rich rivers in sweden.

[11:28:42] Mikoolo/rizon and

[11:28:47] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 229sek to usd

[11:28:52] Mikoolo/rizon thats the kg price for salmon here

[11:29:22] Mikoolo/rizon Thats not the best cut.

[11:29:26] Mikoolo/rizon But it's fresh salmon.

[11:30:48] Mikoolo/rizon Ah c-trim ain't C class. It's deboned but skin still on it. TIL.

[11:30:55] Mikoolo/rizon So it's a good cut.

[11:31:46] Mikoolo/rizon My favourite way of preparing salmon is curing it.

[11:31:58] Mikoolo/rizon That shit is tasty af.

[11:44:16] Mikoolo/rizon Dink your pee then, deadly.

[11:44:32] Mikoolo/rizon Your pee is just beer that escaped your body, deadly.

[11:45:49] Mikoolo/rizon So it's a clown shop?

[11:45:59] Mikoolo/rizon And thats why he wants you to come so he got something to sell?

[12:28:25] Mikoolo/rizon Quite nice to be ComputerTech free. Hope it lasts the entire weekend.

[12:28:52] Mikoolo/rizon But knowing him he'll be like "Huggie wuggies!" and wham the weekend is ruined for a large % of us.

[12:32:13] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/LButXcZ57pc

[13:00:43] Mikoolo/rizon Hello my enemy.

[13:02:11] Mikoolo/rizon Not you. You're not important enough.

[13:02:31] Mikoolo/rizon Sorry ysalamiri.

[13:02:33] Mikoolo/rizon I meant to say.

[13:02:42] Mikoolo/rizon NOT YOU. YOU'RE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH.

[13:03:29] Mikoolo/rizon Speak in all caps to ysalamiri, Syndus. And you'll get one.

[13:15:26] Mikoolo/rizon Zelensky will invade russia and claim they got a historic predecent to own it.

[13:15:34] Mikoolo/rizon precedent?

[13:15:49] Mikoolo/rizon n0s3y|afk, how is it spelled?

[13:15:54] Mikoolo/rizon If you're around.

[13:16:27] Mikoolo/rizon precedent was the right spelling.

[13:17:49] Mikoolo/rizon Can you guess what our word is, n0s3y|afk?

[13:17:54] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[13:17:57] Mikoolo/rizon You already did.

[13:18:03] Mikoolo/rizon I looked at prejudikat and de.

[13:18:10] Mikoolo/rizon I ignored the .t de sv part.

[13:18:30] Mikoolo/rizon I promise I will ignore other stuff in the future, n0s3y|afk.

[13:33:59] Mikoolo/rizon .trivia 5

[13:34:06] Mikoolo/rizon London

[13:34:10] Mikoolo/rizon San Francisco

[13:34:12] Mikoolo/rizon Tokyo

[13:34:14] Mikoolo/rizon new york

[13:34:23] Mikoolo/rizon U2

[13:34:27] Mikoolo/rizon Jon Bon Jovi

[13:34:31] Mikoolo/rizon Madonna

[13:34:35] Mikoolo/rizon Boston

[13:34:38] Mikoolo/rizon lol

[13:34:52] Mikoolo/rizon Glouchestershire on trent

[13:35:02] Mikoolo/rizon tenchestershire

[13:35:07] Mikoolo/rizon tewkettle

[13:35:09] Mikoolo/rizon tewkettles

[13:35:13] Mikoolo/rizon tewkeshire

[13:35:18] Mikoolo/rizon tewkeyshire

[13:35:38] Mikoolo/rizon tewkelowry

[13:35:52] Mikoolo/rizon Ghost

[13:36:18] Mikoolo/rizon deconstruction works

[13:36:23] Mikoolo/rizon deconstruction teams

[13:36:27] Mikoolo/rizon deconstruction towns

[13:36:32] Mikoolo/rizon deconstruction barry

[13:36:35] Mikoolo/rizon deconstruction larry

[13:36:38] Mikoolo/rizon deconstruction lorry

[13:36:44] Mikoolo/rizon deconstruction marry

[13:36:54] Mikoolo/rizon o

[13:37:07] Mikoolo/rizon Susan

[13:37:10] Mikoolo/rizon steve

[13:37:13] Mikoolo/rizon sander

[13:37:16] Mikoolo/rizon sallt

[13:37:18] Mikoolo/rizon sallt

[13:37:21] Mikoolo/rizon sally

[13:37:25] Mikoolo/rizon Samie

[13:37:27] Mikoolo/rizon Sammy

[13:37:37] Mikoolo/rizon sarah

[14:10:31] Mikoolo/rizon My fucking neighbour started blasting her shitty music again.

[14:11:14] Mikoolo/rizon Doubt either one of those.

[14:25:11] Mikoolo/rizon 99% of all modern hip hop that repeats the same beats that all other generic popular music does, foxy.

[14:36:54] Mikoolo/rizon You'll soon gain 100lbs when you've been in texas for a while, irish666.

[14:38:06] Mikoolo/rizon Also don't forget to carry pepto with you whenever you eat out, irish666.

[14:38:57] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7Jr_Ni64xKQ?feature=share

[14:40:27] Mikoolo/rizon I've not had heartburn for years.

[15:08:06] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 https://youtu.be/vFtVHLNxH9w deadly was in london

[15:09:20] Mikoolo/rizon You binged this last christmas irish666? https://youtu.be/ZcBjgnCxo9g

[15:25:16] Mikoolo/rizon What if jane was american and john german?

[15:26:14] Mikoolo/rizon Ok let me add a detail I thought was obvious.

[15:26:24] Mikoolo/rizon What if jane was american super sized and john german?

[15:27:00] Mikoolo/rizon Now, if john looked like this? https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52180581847_f09d322664_z.jpg

[15:27:42] Mikoolo/rizon No idea.

[15:27:46] Mikoolo/rizon I got it when I googled femboy

[15:28:12] Mikoolo/rizon The doe talk.

[15:28:36] Mikoolo/rizon No

[15:28:49] Mikoolo/rizon No idea if they are a minor.

[15:35:39] Mikoolo/rizon People with iphone 15 pro.

[15:36:08] Mikoolo/rizon Fair enough.

[15:38:05] Mikoolo/rizon Theres blackberry.

[15:39:09] Mikoolo/rizon What about raspberry pi?

[15:42:09] Mikoolo/rizon I know this ain't a fruit but you could get a formerbox, franstam.

[16:00:21] Mikoolo/rizon Thats one old fucking draconic isp you got there, ComputerTech.

[16:00:25] Mikoolo/rizon Change to a more modern one.

[16:00:35] Mikoolo/rizon 10p sounds like you're on 56k.

[16:01:17] Mikoolo/rizon Sounds about right.

[16:02:28] Mikoolo/rizon They made kids with the potatos at first.

[16:03:19] Mikoolo/rizon Thats how you make smol irish tots.

[16:03:23] Mikoolo/rizon Back in ye olden days.

[16:05:03] Mikoolo/rizon Why not use your mobile connection for irc, ComputerTech?

[16:05:09] Mikoolo/rizon Hotspot your tablet to your phone.

[16:05:43] Mikoolo/rizon Get a different provider for your phone, ComputerTech.

[16:05:54] Mikoolo/rizon Stop considering it.

[16:05:56] Mikoolo/rizon Do it.

[16:06:19] Mikoolo/rizon tfw no unlimited mobile data plan.

[16:07:22] Mikoolo/rizon Is that intentional`?

[16:13:08] Mikoolo/rizon No

[16:13:23] Mikoolo/rizon Also, is that intentional?

[16:13:36] Mikoolo/rizon I take it as a no.

[16:14:19] Mikoolo/rizon Tell me when you notice it.

[16:14:46] Mikoolo/rizon Thats obvious.

[16:15:08] Mikoolo/rizon That would make it too easy.

[16:15:52] Mikoolo/rizon You discovered it!

[16:15:55] Mikoolo/rizon Congratulations!

[16:17:16] Mikoolo/rizon So no 9mm or 45acp, only .22.

[16:19:01] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[16:19:27] Mikoolo/rizon You need to register a location.

[16:19:36] Mikoolo/rizon Or just do .w placenamehere

[16:22:43] Mikoolo/rizon I think we're more europeans than murikans.

[16:25:00] Mikoolo/rizon Ask someone to !rearm you or do !shop 5

[16:25:16] Mikoolo/rizon ^

[16:25:51] Mikoolo/rizon inb4 they shoot while there ain't a duck around

[16:28:20] Mikoolo/rizon You need a minaret h4.

[16:29:22] Mikoolo/rizon Oh is that one around?

[16:29:58] Mikoolo/rizon euuw

[16:31:23] Mikoolo/rizon You need to be more like me, PapaFrog. Too dense to get panic attacks.

[16:33:16] Mikoolo/rizon The ones during the prohibition era in USA used to sink to the bottom when they were not moving, h4.

[16:34:19] Mikoolo/rizon Who is in the lead, h4?

[16:34:53] Mikoolo/rizon I don't see phish there.

[16:35:13] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[16:35:54] Mikoolo/rizon It should go by ducks shot and not current xp.

[16:36:48] Mikoolo/rizon I am playing it, h4.

[16:37:03] Mikoolo/rizon I play it as rockho, h4.

[16:37:36] Mikoolo/rizon Never heard of the person until now.

[16:38:13] Mikoolo/rizon Are they on the same level as gq, foxy?

[16:38:20] Mikoolo/rizon Or worse? If thats possible.

[16:42:06] Mikoolo/rizon I think we found the cause for your panic attack now, PapaFrog.

[16:42:14] Mikoolo/rizon The spilled whisky.

[16:42:29] Mikoolo/rizon You have my condolences.

[16:43:10] Mikoolo/rizon I bought a bottle of Maker's mark earlier this year, PapaFrog.

[16:43:16] Mikoolo/rizon I did not like it.

[16:43:32] Mikoolo/rizon I mixed in loads of caramel chocolate into the bottle and drank it like that.

[16:44:28] Mikoolo/rizon Imo Maker's Mark is worse than Buffalo Trace and Buffalo Trace feels watered down in both flavour and mouth feeling.

[16:45:04] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/cohZA0V.jpg The maker's mark I bought

[16:45:36] Mikoolo/rizon This one was nice tho https://i.imgur.com/jdY9hjD.jpg Glen Scotia

[16:45:59] Mikoolo/rizon Glen Scotia Double Cask, 46% abv.,

[16:49:36] Mikoolo/rizon PapaFrog get Talisker 10yo.

[16:49:40] Mikoolo/rizon As your next whisky.

[16:53:07] Mikoolo/rizon Btw, h4. piccolo is back on his meds now.

[16:53:41] Mikoolo/rizon MrsInf *

[16:55:49] Mikoolo/rizon They said we could call them whatever we wanted, h4.

[16:56:05] Mikoolo/rizon MissInf is also ok.

[16:56:20] Mikoolo/rizon maam is also acceptable

[16:56:22] Mikoolo/rizon ma'am

[16:56:45] Mikoolo/rizon YOU SAID IT WAS OK mrinf!

[16:57:01] Mikoolo/rizon NO

[16:57:06] Mikoolo/rizon I will go wayward!

[16:57:11] Mikoolo/rizon Bye dad!

[16:57:28] Mikoolo/rizon my wayward

[16:57:42] Mikoolo/rizon WITCHCRAFT

[16:58:25] Mikoolo/rizon Supernatural is the most popular gay incest tv show about the Wincester brothers.

[16:59:51] Mikoolo/rizon Any pornography visible?

[17:02:11] Mikoolo/rizon The lunchbox with leftovers from yesterday that you brought with you, twnetytwo22.

[17:18:39] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[17:38:52] Mikoolo/rizon All international days of, as an example, Cinnamon bun day, should be considered as holidays. And if you work on that day you should get overtime.

[18:24:37] Mikoolo/rizon Is that a tick you have twnetytwo22?

[18:24:46] Mikoolo/rizon You know. It's ok to write "FUCK!" in this channel.

[18:25:10] Mikoolo/rizon "<twnetytwo22> s.dnfsk.djfn"

[18:25:28] Mikoolo/rizon It's also ok to say

[18:25:42] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech likes to get fucked by the rams big sheep cock down at the sheep pens!

[18:27:20] Mikoolo/rizon And windows 10!

[18:27:21] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[18:27:42] Mikoolo/rizon Are you sure about that?

[18:27:48] Mikoolo/rizon Because it told me you're on windows 10.

[18:27:58] Mikoolo/rizon [19:27:13] * CTCP reply VERSION IceChat 9.54 - Build 9.54.2023.0601 : Windows 10 Enterprise from twnetytwo22

[18:30:01] Mikoolo/rizon HelderHeid, wheres the best fish'n'chips in uk according to you?

[18:30:50] Mikoolo/rizon I take back what I said earlier, h4.

[18:31:21] Mikoolo/rizon !Shop 5

[18:31:29] Mikoolo/rizon or wait for the next duck to get shot down

[18:32:02] Mikoolo/rizon But the best solution is /ignore DuckHunt

[18:32:05] Mikoolo/rizon twnetytwo22 ^

[18:40:24] Mikoolo/rizon HelderHeid https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e9/92/b5/e992b5503e4751fe3af6909350d7d762.jpg

[18:40:28] Mikoolo/rizon This made me snort.

[18:44:54] Mikoolo/rizon Decades ago

[18:46:00] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck it's not that old.

[18:46:02] Mikoolo/rizon It's from 2005.

[18:46:31] Mikoolo/rizon You should watch M*A*S*H instead, twnetytwo22.

[18:47:21] Mikoolo/rizon Ignore everything else.

[18:47:25] Mikoolo/rizon Start watching M*A*S*H

[18:47:59] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/2iwj52B3dNA

[18:53:52] Mikoolo/rizon I'm tempted to step up with my medication jokes.

[18:54:13] Mikoolo/rizon How I met your mother.

[18:54:37] Mikoolo/rizon I have to agree with you on it, zof.

[18:54:44] Mikoolo/rizon dairy

[18:54:53] Mikoolo/rizon It aged like it too.

[18:55:42] Mikoolo/rizon Theres only 16, HelderHeid.

[18:55:45] Mikoolo/rizon Wheres the rest of them?

[19:12:55] Mikoolo/rizon Did you check Clive_Rosfield's thorazine pill bottle, h4?

[19:13:36] Mikoolo/rizon Inb4 velveta

[19:15:07] Mikoolo/rizon I had 3 croissants with chevre for lunch.

[19:15:18] Mikoolo/rizon Forgot to eat dinner but good thing I got some meatballs and 2 croissants left.

[19:15:44] Mikoolo/rizon People that put pineapple in lasagne needs to be shot.

[19:16:16] Mikoolo/rizon Me and h4 are trophy sops, Peorth.

[19:16:40] Mikoolo/rizon We're sop in name only.

[19:16:48] Mikoolo/rizon Dr pepper.

[19:43:35] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/Z0-W4L-xrvE

[19:44:53] Mikoolo/rizon I started with insects.

[19:45:00] Mikoolo/rizon I stopped when a bumblebee stung me.

[19:45:33] Mikoolo/rizon I did.

[19:45:49] Mikoolo/rizon It did not enjoy getting it's wings torn off.

[19:46:17] Mikoolo/rizon Should we laugh to make him feel good, h4?

[19:46:34] Mikoolo/rizon HA ha Ha hA TheFatherMind!

[19:47:53] Mikoolo/rizon She's the dad in the relationship, h4.

[19:48:12] Mikoolo/rizon TheFatherMind is the wife coz his penis is smaller.

[19:49:43] Mikoolo/rizon TheFatherMind how does it feel that you'll be with your walker and nurse on your future kids graduation?

[19:50:51] Mikoolo/rizon h4, a friends dad found a 30 year younger thai woman.

[19:51:04] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine it. Being 30 years old and find out you're going to have a little sister.

[19:51:28] Mikoolo/rizon His dad will be something like 75 when the daughter graduates from school.

[19:55:05] Mikoolo/rizon I think he's aging backwards.

[19:57:49] Mikoolo/rizon How old are you TheFatherMind?

[19:58:17] Mikoolo/rizon So he's older, h4.

[19:58:50] Mikoolo/rizon Thats not something to be proud of.

[19:59:04] Mikoolo/rizon A rock is smarter than tors.

[19:59:17] Mikoolo/rizon And more useful.

[20:00:03] Mikoolo/rizon You can shape tors but he's quite spongy so the dents you make with your fists and feet reverts.

[20:00:33] Mikoolo/rizon Someone that gets paid and doesn't know him?

[20:00:57] Mikoolo/rizon HelderHeid. Because it's hard to explain that to the police officers.

[20:01:52] Mikoolo/rizon Yes, he got himself a barely legal ladyboy when he was too old to get a female.

[20:03:27] Mikoolo/rizon You should imitate him, twnetytwo22.

[20:04:03] Mikoolo/rizon Theres a better way, replace it with roman numerals, h5.

[20:04:59] Mikoolo/rizon Why not twentytwo?

[20:05:10] Mikoolo/rizon It's not registered.

[20:05:23] Mikoolo/rizon Now register the nick.

[20:06:09] Mikoolo/rizon You could have XXII as spare nick, twentytwo.

[20:07:20] Mikoolo/rizon We can make you both.

[20:07:30] Mikoolo/rizon And you don't have to pay us a dime.

[20:07:45] Mikoolo/rizon Full body tattoo.

[20:07:48] Mikoolo/rizon And a baseball bat.

[20:10:26] Mikoolo/rizon You know, twentytwo. It's ok to cuss in here.

[20:10:35] Mikoolo/rizon YOu don't need to type random letter and number combinations.

[20:11:02] Mikoolo/rizon What h4?

[20:11:07] Mikoolo/rizon She was?

[20:11:17] Mikoolo/rizon I see now.

[20:12:57] Mikoolo/rizon If someone did that to my nephew or neice and I had proof of it they would be forced to eat their steaks through a straw for the rest of their lives.

[20:13:47] Mikoolo/rizon And once a year after I get out from prison I'd stand where they can see me and eat a big juicy hamburger and cover my face with the grease as I bite into it, h4.

[20:14:53] Mikoolo/rizon I'm too evil to kill people. And you get a less severe prison sentence if you don't.

[20:15:11] Mikoolo/rizon It was a woman, h4.

[20:15:19] Mikoolo/rizon I think she shot him like 4 times.

[20:15:36] Mikoolo/rizon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianne_Bachmeier

[20:15:39] Mikoolo/rizon Thats her

[20:16:01] Mikoolo/rizon She shot him 6 times.

[20:16:08] Mikoolo/rizon 6 hit him*

[20:16:31] Mikoolo/rizon Sad that cancer got to her, h4.

[20:17:57] Mikoolo/rizon Now. If both had broken the perpetrators jaw so much they couldn't even chew bubble gum and broken their knees and elbows with a baseball bat they would have gotten less time in prison.

[20:18:57] Mikoolo/rizon Could have waited for him to get out.

[20:19:10] Mikoolo/rizon But I can understand the emotional distress she must have been feeling.

[20:19:19] Mikoolo/rizon And the dad.

[20:20:33] Mikoolo/rizon So remember, h4. Get a hammer and break the persons jaw and knee caps and elbows. Making them forced to sit in a wheel chair without being able to walk or hold a spoon. It'll get you less time in prison than killing them.

[20:21:06] Mikoolo/rizon And they'll be on suicide watch by the state forced to live like that, h4.

[20:23:15] Mikoolo/rizon Want a gay url from me, wof?

[20:23:32] Mikoolo/rizon Here wof https://youtu.be/fbGkxcY7YFU

[20:26:36] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 669

[20:27:28] Mikoolo/rizon Probably but I don't mind. I annoy people a lot myself so nice if someone else does it for a change, Kowal.

[20:28:22] Mikoolo/rizon I do not recommend clicking on that link.

[20:28:35] Mikoolo/rizon I did not click on that link.

[20:28:39] Mikoolo/rizon I do not know the content.

[20:29:06] Mikoolo/rizon Not sure if srs or srksm.

[20:29:15] Mikoolo/rizon srcsm*

[20:29:49] Mikoolo/rizon I'm now gonna listen to some asmr music.

[20:30:51] Mikoolo/rizon MrsTupidity*

[20:47:11] Mikoolo/rizon Is that a bunny with an accordion?

[20:47:33] Mikoolo/rizon (⓿_⓿)

[20:48:44] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I found a Charlie Chaplin emoji in the list.

[20:49:16] Mikoolo/rizon ಠ▃ಠ

[21:15:09] Mikoolo/rizon TheFatherMind, twentytwo thinks you get bonus points if you hit bystanders.

[21:15:41] Mikoolo/rizon He sees the star level in the corner of his vision as how many points he got and not the wanted level.

[21:16:35] Mikoolo/rizon The more flashing lights and loud sirens blasting = the better he's at winning, TheFatherMind.

[21:17:06] Mikoolo/rizon Could be worse.

[21:17:14] Mikoolo/rizon Believe me, it could be worse, twentytwo.

[21:17:35] Mikoolo/rizon I got a song for you twentytwo.

[21:17:48] Mikoolo/rizon Here twentytwo https://youtu.be/e1sI3pXo9pQ

[21:18:04] Mikoolo/rizon Heed these lyrics as if it was written in an important religious book, twentytwo.

[21:19:32] Mikoolo/rizon It's ok to write FUCK! and FUCKING HELL! And FUCKING FUCK DUCK! twentytwo.

[21:20:09] Mikoolo/rizon Repeat after me twentytwo.

[21:20:10] Mikoolo/rizon FUCk

[21:20:19] Mikoolo/rizon Now write

[21:20:20] Mikoolo/rizon FUCKING

[21:20:26] Mikoolo/rizon FUCK

[21:20:30] Mikoolo/rizon OF A

[21:20:33] Mikoolo/rizon DUCK

[21:20:39] Mikoolo/rizon Good.

[21:21:31] Mikoolo/rizon There. Last eyedrop for today.

[21:21:35] Mikoolo/rizon Now I'm off to bed.

[21:22:08] Mikoolo/rizon Thats not a new word.

[21:22:16] Mikoolo/rizon But I can teach you a new one if you want, twentytwo.

[21:22:25] Mikoolo/rizon HELVETE!

[21:22:36] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en Helvete

[21:22:54] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[21:23:23] Mikoolo/rizon I'm heading to bed Frogorg.

[21:23:39] Mikoolo/rizon I'll sip it while in bed.

[21:24:01] Mikoolo/rizon IRON

[21:24:10] Mikoolo/rizon YOu know.

[21:24:21] Mikoolo/rizon If you start changing the colour of your messages you'll get bullied.

[21:25:36] Mikoolo/rizon Because only retards and special needs people thinks writing in different colours is cool.

[21:25:57] Mikoolo/rizon It's gray on my end.

[21:26:24] Mikoolo/rizon If you decide to force all your text to be like this, then yes.

[21:26:34] Mikoolo/rizon Or any other colour.

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