Monday, November 27, 2023
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esjay/rizon
mrinf; sounds like you're describing matrix
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DuckHunt/rizon
freewifi > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 7/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
freewifi > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
*PEWWW* freewifi's bullet ricochetes on Trivia, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt/rizon
DoctorGoatLips > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
DoctorGoatLips > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
DoctorGoatLips > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
DoctorGoatLips > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 2/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
DoctorGoatLips > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 2/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
*PEWWW* DoctorGoatLips's bullet ricochetes on ethereal, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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End3r/rizon
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Rizon/rizon
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mrinf/rizon
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mrinf/rizon
flexes
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mrinf/rizon
wash all of dishes = WIN, cook dinner, mountain of dishes has returned
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mrinf/rizon
two things infinite: laundry, dishes
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End3r/rizon
with hot pork italian sausage ground up in the sauce
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End3r/rizon
dry humps Peorth's leg
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 17.07s, which makes you a total of 348 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 25.034s, which makes you a total of 159 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Clive_Rosfield > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 7/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
The last duck has been seen 26 minutes and 4 seconds ago.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Clive_Rosfield > You already own this item. It will expire in 6 hours 9 minutes and 5 seconds.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Clive_Rosfield > You already own this type of ammunition. The bonus will expire in 6 hours 9 minutes and 7 seconds.
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ComputerTech/rizon
hands therock247uk a Budweiser
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Rizon/rizon
kicked ComputerTech/rizon (Requested)
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ComputerTech/rizon
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therock247uk
hands ComputerTech a budwiser to :D
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adsr_/rizon
we should be welcome to whining on irc in 2023 because it's people actually talking
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ChanStat/rizon
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 1 out of 248 with a score of 51406.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Clive_Rosfield > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 6/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
adsr_ > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 14.057s, which makes you a total of 349 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Clive_Rosfield > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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adsr_/rizon
wtf kind of shit guns are we using
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DuckHunt/rizon
adsr_ > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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ComputerTech/rizon
shoots ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
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ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon
ducks out of the way.....
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube GLORYHAMMER - Fly Away (Official Video) | Napalm Records :: (04:31) :: Views 1,681,456 :: Rating [+] 24,552 likes [+] 24,552 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Audi/rizon
quacks
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ComputerTech/rizon
pets Audi
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adsr_/rizon
I wanna fly away, on a unicorn to a land of freedom of light
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Audi/rizon
Bruh my girl got animal crossing
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adsr_/rizon
that my destiny is to die in the ULTIMATE FIGHT
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DuckHunt/rizon
Hunting stats for herald: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 6/10 | charg.: 2/2 | jammed: no (0 times) | confisc.: no (1 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 25 xp | lvl 2 (noob) / 25 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 33.33% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 56% | effectiv. of fire: 75% | gun reliability: 86% | armor: 2% | deflection: 52%
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DuckHunt/rizon
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 2mn27.51s | average react. time: 3mn7.31s | 3 ducks (incl. 0 golden duck) | 1 miss | 1 accident | 0 empty shot | 0 wild shot | 4 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 2 stray bullets from which 1 lethal, 1 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
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Audi/rizon
And. Hasn’t even made dinner
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adsr_/rizon
I just bought a high milage chipped jetta
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adsr_/rizon
emergency buy, I have to get to work somehow
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ComputerTech/rizon
I plan on getting a new laptop, smartphone and switch this xmas
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Audi/rizon
ComputerTech: please stop drinking bleach
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ComputerTech/rizon
like some dude running in front of me and telling me to fuck off
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Audi/rizon
What country do you live in again?
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adsr_/rizon
come work in the gas field instead of sales then
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Audi/rizon
Yeah, that doesn’t make any sense. Well just buy something on Amazon I guess
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adsr_/rizon
how much is a typical rental property there?
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ComputerTech/rizon
just sick of it in general, especially with the whole catholic/protestant thing
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ComputerTech/rizon
even worse when you're an atheist and they class you a retard lol
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adsr_/rizon
lol one of the places I rented the landlord was irish straight from ireland
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adsr_/rizon
he was much more tolerant of me drinking and destroying the place than most americans would have been
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adsr_/rizon
I've lived all over the country though
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adsr_/rizon
I'm from downstate ny originally though
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adsr_/rizon
well I'm a second gen immigrant, technically
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ComputerTech/rizon
I'm 21, born in northern Ireland, living in northern Ireland, parents are northern irish and many other generations
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/7 | Chargers: 4/4
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adsr_/rizon
my father's side is potentially founding stock, we can go back to grandpa's grandpa's grandpa and they were still in pennsylvania
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 16.543s, which makes you a total of 72 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 7/7 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -3 xp] [wild fire: -5 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech returns ADMIRAL_HUBRIS's gun to him.
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adsr_/rizon
my mother's side are one generation removed from ireland
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adsr_/rizon
I've not been up by syracuse much blink
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adsr_/rizon
rn I'm in binghamton because that's close enough to the frac sites in pennsylvania
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adsr_/rizon
I'm going to move to PA eventually but it doesn't make sense rn
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adsr_/rizon
I'm from like, rockland county bergen county area originally
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adsr_/rizon
fuck I've never been to texas lol
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adsr_/rizon
but I figure I would like it there
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blink/rizon
ive lived all over the country. wifey and me settled here and started a fam
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adsr_/rizon
lol I said to my friend who lives in texas have you ever met anyone more texan who's never been there than me
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adsr_/rizon
I do know how to act like a gentleman
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adsr_/rizon
I could probably learn conversational spanish with a little more study also
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adsr_/rizon
yeah but see, if gas prices are high we have a lot of work in pennsylvania
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adsr_/rizon
if they go down, the lower wells in texas become profitable again
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adsr_/rizon
but yeah, texas is in a funny place because it has 3 second tier cities
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blink/rizon
i live on a lake bout an hour north of dalla
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adsr_/rizon
most states have one at best, or like ny are just dragged along with a 0th tier city
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adsr_/rizon
texas and california are the two unique states in that way
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adsr_/rizon
so it's going to just be fucking chaos lol
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blink/rizon
ny sucks ass. used to be nice but its super trashy now. so is ca where i also lived
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blink/rizon
people take pride in living here, i know i sure do
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adsr_/rizon
I wanted to make an irc bot that we could play dungeons and dragons with that would draw maps like nethack
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mrinf/rizon
all my friends i hit up all say things are too expensive and in the big city(s) unaffordable
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adsr_/rizon
like, it's not ghetto, I lived in the fucking ghetto in florida
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blink/rizon
the small towns/villages were good, but the tax ya'll have is absurd
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adsr_/rizon
yeah because they bus all the worst people from nyc upstate
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blink/rizon
i lived in south buffalo for 6 yrs
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adsr_/rizon
yeah I "grew up" in north jersey
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mrinf/rizon
no wonder i'm lethargic and it feels like a christmas day. 28f wtf
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adsr_/rizon
I'd blast down I-87 everyday to go to high school then work
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adsr_/rizon
lol I got let go by the staties on many speeding tickets in those years
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adsr_/rizon
97 in a two door acura, not having the physical license
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adsr_/rizon
I was just honest and said "I just changed the spark plugs and took it out to make sure it wasn't knocking"
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adsr_/rizon
"get that inspection taken care of and slow it down"
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esjay/rizon
21:35:59 <+blink> ny sucks ass. used to be nice but its super trashy now. so is ca where i also lived
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adsr_/rizon
if you don't like albany you don't like upstate lol
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esjay/rizon
I was there with my bf and it only got good when going into Rensselaer
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esjay/rizon
and I've been there with friends as well
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esjay/rizon
blink; let me guess, immigrants?
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mrinf/rizon
thats what's going on now, everywhere
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mrinf/rizon
LA was the same; nobody's enforcing for arrests etc, theft got raised to $2k for items rather than under $1k for felony
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esjay/rizon
then how do you know anything about what's going on in ny?
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mrinf/rizon
store i went to every morning was shook every morning thinking they were going to get robbed, they told me it's _bad bad_
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blink/rizon
because i lived in ny as I said for 21 years. all of my family/close friends are in ny
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 6/7 | Chargers: 3/4
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adsr_/rizon
if (when) I get rich though I'd buy an apartment in nyc though
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blink/rizon
the state is not what it used to be
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adsr_/rizon
really most of the creative people have left and it's just rat race experts left
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TheFatherMind/rizon
Lot of theft and stuff because you know.. guns and conservative values.. but I have a pretty secure house and I do not leave a car on the street to get stolen.
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blink/rizon
my house is secure :D it would be a bad day for someone breaking in
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mrinf/rizon
you could just walk right in mine and cap my ass
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TheFatherMind/rizon
I had a guy walk in my house once. I almost threw a knife at him.. but he saw me reaching for it and ran out.
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Diggy Diggy Hole :: (05:16) :: Views 16,161,744 :: Rating [+] 188,607 likes [+] 188,607 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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TheFatherMind/rizon
I was in an apartment building.. he was stoned and forgot what appartment his friend was in he was visiting. So he just started trying doors. At least that is what he told me when I cornered him in the hallway.
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mrinf/rizon
locks esjay
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blink/rizon
i have plenty of guns, but my dog would never lever let anyone inside first and foremost
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blink/rizon
i swear he doesnt sleep, its constant barking at any slight sound all night
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TheFatherMind/rizon
esjay you are not wrong. I have self locking biometric doors now.
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mrinf/rizon
you're ready for the zombie apocalypse TheFatherMind
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TheFatherMind/rizon
Also... you are not going to beleive this but I have HOLES ALL OVER MY HOUSE covered in glass!!!
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esjay/rizon
TheFatherMind; a reinforced frame with a reliable deadbolt and swing bar is going to be extremely secure
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TheFatherMind/rizon
All pointless as long as I have those pretty holes all over my house that I look through.
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esjay/rizon
A random ass person isn't going to break through a window on accident
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esjay/rizon
Also you can get reinforced window frames with some strong af glass
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TheFatherMind/rizon
An random ass person is not going to break through my front door on accedent either.
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esjay/rizon
21:51:04 <+TheFatherMind> I was in an apartment building.. he was stoned and forgot what appartment his friend was in he was visiting. So he just started trying doors. At least that is what he told me when I cornered him in the hallway.
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esjay/rizon
People are more likely to break in through spots that won't show any damage
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TheFatherMind/rizon
I used to live on the streets.. I know how theifs minds work. They are not concerned with not doing damage.
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TheFatherMind/rizon
They will march around to the back of my hosue.. put a hole in my french doors glass and open it from the inside.
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TheFatherMind/rizon
Or they will break any one of my windows and just climb through.
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esjay/rizon
Oh so you lived in the shitty parts of the hood
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DuckHunt/rizon
mrinf > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
*BANG* xO' KaitoDaumoto just get shot by accident by Neo_Nemesis. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt/rizon
mrinf > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 17.673s, which makes you a total of 350 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/9 | Chargers: 2/3
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esjay/rizon
If someone wanted to kill me, my room is 90 degrees immediately from the back door on the deck and the door is never locked
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esjay/rizon
There's like not any violent crime in this town
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mrinf/rizon
i could get hit with a sniper bullet doing regular chores; i dont think too much about it
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esjay/rizon
The only crime that could realistically happen to me around home is if someone hits me while I'm running along our road
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esjay/rizon
although at work, the amount of times I've almost been ran over in 2 weeks is higher than it should be
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esjay/rizon
people go in the wrong way which isn't designed for that and they can't fucking see around the corner
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esjay/rizon
Sign pointing away and saying EXIT and even arrows on the ground pointing away
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esjay/rizon
one of these days I'll let one hit me
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esjay/rizon
some dude with an anarchist A tattoo on his hand gave me shit because I refused to dispense a control to him with an expired license
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esjay/rizon
I'm not even talking recently expired
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.462s, which makes you a total of 160 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find some grease ! Jamming odds of your weapon are halved for 24h
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esjay/rizon
He must've thought I was a manager or something because he was telling me to "tell your team to not accept expired id then"
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esjay/rizon
and said I was giving him attitude
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esjay/rizon
because I didn't feel like losing my job
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esjay/rizon
I love working in a pharmacy, and most patients are great
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esjay/rizon
I feel like the only technician that will package deliveries and it pisses me and my pharmacist off
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End3r/rizon
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esjay/rizon
My biggest thing is, people nowadays just don't want to listen
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esjay/rizon
They have their preconceived notion and expect results instantly
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mrinf/rizon
somebody take me on a coffee date
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esjay/rizon
mrinf; you're not near me so I can't
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esjay/rizon
I'd love to go on some coffee dates
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mrinf/rizon
you owe me a coffee date, not starbucks though
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mrinf/rizon
dont show up with it either i'll kobe that shit
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DuckHunt/rizon
mrinf > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.773s, which makes you a total of 13 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 4 (duck misser). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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mrinf/rizon
stress is why my eyes are black from terrible sleep, my hair turning gray, and my body being sickly