Tuesday, November 28, 2023
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deadly/rizon
you sending big tomy a xmas card this year :P
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deadly/rizon
you've made my day the passed two years :)
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Rizon/rizon
kicked Serion/rizon (it's like this)
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Serion/rizon
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deadly/rizon
had a big dinner can't stop shitting lol
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ysalamiri/rizon
i had had a dopiaza deadly, what u have for dins?
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ysalamiri/rizon
found x2 sneaky boatlz in fridge, laying in wait..
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adsr_/rizon
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HelderHeid/rizon
really? they're not that spicy or certainly don't need to be
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ysalamiri/rizon
sometimes i will order a munchy box that lasts me 2 days
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ysalamiri/rizon
u know george-bean? hes in england and didnt know what a munchy box was
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HelderHeid/rizon
must admit i'm one of those southern poofs though >.>
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ysalamiri/rizon
deadly: a munchy box has kebab meat, pakora, meat n veg and salad n all manner of stufff u can get from an indians
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ysalamiri/rizon
they last a cpl days tho, its actuallly decent value for money
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ysalamiri/rizon
altho fk if i know what kebab meat actually is, does anyone?
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HelderHeid/rizon
i'd never had a doner kebab til i went to turkey, then i came back all fired up and got one here and was ACK euuurrrgh and never touched one again lolz
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ysalamiri/rizon
not one at 3am when yer oot yer napper and would eat anything
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HelderHeid/rizon
yeah, you'd see them layering real meat onto the spike in the morning then cooking them
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ysalamiri/rizon
im hooked on kfc gravy, i think they put heroin in it
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ysalamiri/rizon
every thursday i goto pharmacy and treat myself to a bigmac
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.066s, which makes you a total of 838 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
HelderHeid > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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ysalamiri/rizon
lix ignore cmd
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ysalamiri/rizon
its like that southpark episode where they chasing a dragon
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ysalamiri/rizon
took me bloody ages to install it too, as the coding was in .ro
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.99s, which makes you a total of 839 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 5 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.076s, which makes you a total of 356 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 4 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You buy a liability insurance in exchange for 5 xp points. For 2 days, the xp penalty will be divided by 3 if you cause a hunting accident.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You already own this item. It will expire in 2 days 2 hours 55 minutes and 2 seconds, 1 use left.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/7 | Chargers: 4/4
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mrinf/rizon
throws a computer monitor at foxy
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mrinf/rizon
slaps foxy with a small asteroid, rich in iron
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adsr_/rizon
it rarely got below 70 when I lived in ft lauderdale
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adsr_/rizon
lol now in PA it's like 25 and I work outside
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adsr_/rizon
and have a rip in the fire resistant jeans I was wearing today from when I fell on barbed wire
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adsr_/rizon
my dick is still vaguely sore from how shriveled up it was
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adsr_/rizon
if I'd been wearing shorts I'd have probably needed stitches though
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adsr_/rizon
FR jeans are expensive so I can't just run out and buy more lol
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quartzhrts/rizon
thats good, any cut/wound in the cold hits different
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adsr_/rizon
and even if I did I'd still have to wear them
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adsr_/rizon
it's just now an issue because it's fucking cold out lol
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adsr_/rizon
I couldn't figure out the fabric aisle at walmart to try and find a patch last time I tried
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adsr_/rizon
I'm probably going to have to again now lol
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quartzhrts/rizon
true, you're gonna have to learn it out of necessity if it stays cold lol, you'll figure it out
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adsr_/rizon
prolly get pajama pants and wear those under
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adsr_/rizon
we get a little reimbursement but it's not nearly enough for a full 7 day set of clothes
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adsr_/rizon
and I just emergency bought a car so I have no money lol
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 11.487s, which makes you a total of 840 ducks (including 90 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [41 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Hunting stats for herald: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 6/10 | charg.: 2/2 | jammed: no (0 times) | confisc.: no (1 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 25 xp | lvl 2 (noob) / 25 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 33.33% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 56% | effectiv. of fire: 75% | gun reliability: 86% | armor: 2% | deflection: 52%
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DuckHunt/rizon
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 2mn27.51s | average react. time: 3mn7.31s | 3 ducks (incl. 0 golden duck) | 1 miss | 1 accident | 0 empty shot | 0 wild shot | 4 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 2 stray bullets from which 1 lethal, 1 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
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adsr_/rizon
this duck hunt shit has gas station slot machine vibes
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adsr_/rizon
PA gambling laws are lax as fuck for some reason lol
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adsr_/rizon
there's always some fool tapping away at the video slot in any rural gas station
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mrinf/rizon
in vegas those gas station slot machines were always utilized
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adsr_/rizon
yeah but that's vegas, not amish country
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TheFatherMind/rizon
Yeah here in the Country of Texas there is a bar down the street from me.. they have rows of computer screens with slots on them. I asked how they get away with that and he started mumbling about prizes and turning them in for cash.
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mrinf/rizon
its not gambling if you don't win ....MONEY
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mrinf/rizon
just a different type o' poker chip yunno
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adsr_/rizon
that's how they do pachinko in japan I guess lol
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adsr_/rizon
you get a little cupie doll then go across the street and "sell" it
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adsr_/rizon
they're not allowed to but you see silly stories like one passed out in his buggy from time to time
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adsr_/rizon
when I was homeless I was walking to check in to the shelter for the first time and there was an amish kid sitting against the wall of the ghetto gas station on the block before, wearing the straw hat and suspenders
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adsr_/rizon
and he gave me a peace sign as I passed
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adsr_/rizon
not staw hat but you know what I mean
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adsr_/rizon
we're a little north from real amish country I wonder how he ended up there lol
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ysalamiri/rizon
i just wrapped up watching orange is the new black, there's an amish chick in that show.
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mrinf/rizon
i've watched amish people build a house within like 6 hours
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mrinf/rizon
each guy had his job, drove by watched them all hammering things, drove back
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burnout/rizon
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mrinf/rizon
house was completely built, two story, deck, all that
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burnout/rizon
sips beer
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Rizon/rizon
kicked pankakes/rizon (trouble maker)
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pankakes/rizon
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ysalamiri/rizon
ninght turned into day micker, i should be snoring by now
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adsr_/rizon
where you get like literally 50 guys
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adsr_/rizon
and move the the entire frame of a structure or lift on walls
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ysalamiri/rizon
think id rather be homeless than attempt to build a house
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Rizon/rizon
kicked boxette/rizon (fuck this channel you say?)
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adsr_/rizon
tbf I've only slept rough a few times
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adsr_/rizon
the only time I was consistantly sleeping "outside" every night for a while I had a car
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adsr_/rizon
I used to sleep in a palm grove by the train tracks
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adsr_/rizon
the trains were maddening but kept other bums away
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wez/rizon
well, I used to live in a shoe box in the middle of the A3, and worked 27 hours a day in the salt mine
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ysalamiri/rizon
also arseholes, depending on your local vernacular.
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ysalamiri/rizon
drinks quicker
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adsr_/rizon
I'm on a slow roll tonight idk lol
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wez/rizon
Sleeping rough is a Monty Python skit
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ysalamiri/rizon
last i looked adsr_, there were 40k recognized homeless in scotland, scotland only has around 5 mil folk
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ysalamiri/rizon
i have no personally met all 40k so cannot answer
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adsr_/rizon
lol when I was restocking on beer tonight there was a tweaker trying to fly a sign at the stop sign outside the parking lot
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adsr_/rizon
he was just fucking up and writhing around though
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adsr_/rizon
and I pulled up slowly then stopped per law
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Rizon/rizon
kicked burnout/rizon (lets take out the trash)
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ysalamiri/rizon
i dont carry cash, mainly as i dun have any, but i always make em a cpl of rollup smokes
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adsr_/rizon
then wound out 1st and 2nd with a fartcan exhaust next to this retard lmao
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wez/rizon
ysalamiri: I need to buy a new wallet with mesh to stop ppl from tapping my cards
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adsr_/rizon
I didn't put the fartcan on the car the previous owner did
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adsr_/rizon
but I take advantage of it from time to time
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ysalamiri/rizon
wez: i only have 1 visa card that dun work online ( which is great), so when boozehounds ask for cash for a tin of cider, i can honestly say, "sory i dun have cash"
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ysalamiri/rizon
came back with a hell of a southern drawl and 20 decobels louder than everyone else
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ysalamiri/rizon
aye she bange don about daily rains and bigass snakes, guess she lost her virginity there.
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adsr_/rizon
lol my accent is weird cause I grew up in downstate ny/north jersey then lived in florida for 7 years
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adsr_/rizon
so it's just a general east coast accent
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ysalamiri/rizon
well, dad taught us both how to drive at same time, but sis almost killed the 3 of us one day so she hasnt drove since
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.864s, which makes you a total of 357 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
*PEWWW* TheFatherMind's bullet ricochetes on zenik, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -5 xp] [accident: -20 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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adsr_/rizon
lol my day went from getting to sit and wait for tanks to fill for hours then hook up a tank truck to having to rig down the entire pump system at noon
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ysalamiri/rizon
lyrics == im surprised to see your suitcase at the door, remember the good times, dun u want for more
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adsr_/rizon
it's not that I mind having to actually work, it's just going from alright this is going to be a sit around day to having to crawl around with an impact gun is a jarring and unpleasant change
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adsr_/rizon
it's like a drill but has internal hammers
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adsr_/rizon
so instead of just spinning it hits them with additional force
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adsr_/rizon
the classic sound of the air socket "drill" in a mechanic's shop you've heard is an impact gun
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Internets/rizon
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adsr_/rizon
basically it has weights on either side
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adsr_/rizon
then we have good ones where you have to lock two wrenches togehter cause the gun won't fit
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adsr_/rizon
hooking two wrenches together is a good trick I hadn't seen before I got this job
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adsr_/rizon
you put one open end through the other's closed end
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adsr_/rizon
and then they're so stupid and boring it's like ok
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ckg/rizon
I wish I had friends in the university
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adsr_/rizon
if you're fat and/or ugly and actually even slightly interesting to talk to, maybe we can even be friends
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adsr_/rizon
but they're all literally retarded semiliterate
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adsr_/rizon
I thought that was a welsh thing
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adsr_/rizon
scots just shoot heroin and beat the shit out of each other
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TeKn0Shaman/rizon
i've had people ask me if i havve scottish in me but nope its irish
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adsr_/rizon
from how people look, talk, and behave I think there's a fair amount of scots and half scots in this area
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TeKn0Shaman/rizon
my dads peoples are from appalachia country home of moonshine
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adsr_/rizon
scottish isn't easily distinguished from irish or general british isles after a couple generations in america