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[11:04:24] ysalamiri/rizon hey kumool

[11:04:33] ysalamiri/rizon only bit i understood was "hail" ;p

[11:10:28] ysalamiri/rizon oh

[11:10:40] ysalamiri/rizon im on season 2 of the wire atm

[11:10:46] ysalamiri/rizon and morning bro :)

[11:10:53] ysalamiri/rizon still morn

[11:11:12] ysalamiri/rizon i watch it every 6 months

[11:11:26] ysalamiri/rizon your anime thing? not a clue lol

[11:11:59] ysalamiri/rizon scooby do is as close to anime as i get

[11:12:22] ysalamiri/rizon sounds even worse now rofl

[11:13:03] ysalamiri/rizon think im stuck in the 90s tbh

[11:13:19] ysalamiri/rizon which is weird as i can barely recall any of the 1990s

[11:13:40] ysalamiri/rizon hey now im old, but not that old tyvm!

[11:14:04] ysalamiri/rizon i remember battlstar galactica

[11:14:12] ysalamiri/rizon ahha

[11:14:20] ysalamiri/rizon that was created by a mormon

[11:15:07] ysalamiri/rizon i connect some dots for ya there?

[11:15:32] ysalamiri/rizon yeah ir signifies the losr 12 tribes of israel (jacob)

[11:15:43] ysalamiri/rizon i liked the newer serires better

[11:15:56] ysalamiri/rizon morn deadly ya pesky manc

[11:16:14] ysalamiri/rizon ezay!

[11:16:19] ysalamiri/rizon hows tricks mucka

[11:17:11] ysalamiri/rizon been awake since 6, attempting sobriety so gonna be a long day

[11:17:44] ysalamiri/rizon was offered to goto like aa meetings but where i teach others guitar

[11:17:57] ysalamiri/rizon sitting around sober with other drunks is not my cuppa tea

[11:18:22] ysalamiri/rizon yep Kumool, that keeps me going, sis still owes me 5 grand for my holiday money

[11:18:32] ysalamiri/rizon aye drunks are fun when your drunk

[11:18:35] ysalamiri/rizon not sober

[11:19:14] ysalamiri/rizon plus i will know all of em, and prolly end up getting a carryoot n pished

[11:19:52] ysalamiri/rizon laters ya skudbook

[11:20:06] ysalamiri/rizon muahaha

[11:20:37] ysalamiri/rizon aye, strictly toilet duck for mancunians

[11:21:38] ysalamiri/rizon 99 bro, tc

[11:31:28] ysalamiri/rizon lavender is good for insomnia, put some on ya pillows

[11:32:06] ysalamiri/rizon dahell is that

[11:32:47] ysalamiri/rizon lmao

[11:33:03] ysalamiri/rizon warm milk prolly better for ya innards

[11:33:15] ysalamiri/rizon lets market that and get rich

[11:33:30] ysalamiri/rizon u do the patent, i'll buy some lavender

[11:33:51] ysalamiri/rizon we can whack in a 3rd ingredient and repatent it

[11:34:04] ysalamiri/rizon like 1mg lorazepam

[11:34:18] ysalamiri/rizon that will alter the price mind you..

[11:34:58] ysalamiri/rizon its a druf from the family known as benzodiazepines

[11:35:01] ysalamiri/rizon drug*

[11:35:13] ysalamiri/rizon like valium, but way more potent

[11:35:24] ysalamiri/rizon but half the shelf life, ie, it dun last as long

[11:35:30] ysalamiri/rizon yip

[11:35:48] ysalamiri/rizon 2mg of it will knock anyone out

[11:35:53] ysalamiri/rizon morn achmed :)

[11:36:07] ysalamiri/rizon trying to have a sober day achmed, so terrible!

[11:36:11] ysalamiri/rizon hows u today?

[11:36:46] ysalamiri/rizon Kumool: pharmaceutical companies do it all the time, alter the formulae a tad then repatent it

[11:36:58] ysalamiri/rizon its bloody unnatural lol

[11:37:51] ysalamiri/rizon everything

[11:37:57] ysalamiri/rizon paracetamol prolly

[11:38:10] ysalamiri/rizon i think a patent lasts 16 yrs, 26 maybe, i forget

[11:39:05] ysalamiri/rizon even veing on irc is a trigger for me to go buy booze, but im determined today

[11:39:32] ysalamiri/rizon even if every min feels like an hour

[11:39:58] ysalamiri/rizon im not a gamer, trivia and backgammon is my whack

[11:40:04] ysalamiri/rizon chess at a push

[11:40:40] ysalamiri/rizon i'll get stuck into the wire after i whack trivia awhile

[11:40:51] ysalamiri/rizon ifi masturbate anymore, my knobs gonna fall off

[11:41:17] ysalamiri/rizon rofl

[11:41:44] ysalamiri/rizon i'll light up trivia awhile then make lunch

[11:42:41] ysalamiri/rizon lol, good luck

[11:44:07] ysalamiri/rizon oi oi oi

[11:44:23] ysalamiri/rizon u n ten ae yer best

[11:44:31] ysalamiri/rizon up the park, square go yak

[11:44:40] ysalamiri/rizon :)

[11:44:57] ysalamiri/rizon thats a great movie ftw, the wee man

[11:45:00] ysalamiri/rizon true story too

[11:45:26] ysalamiri/rizon ptaw, beer dun make a dent in me, even if a boatl bounces aff the bonce

[11:45:49] ysalamiri/rizon .imdb the wee man

[11:46:19] ysalamiri/rizon ye musta heard of ferris, glesga gangster

[22:40:24] ysalamiri/rizon i bounced in at wrong time i see

[22:41:55] ysalamiri/rizon could be fortified wine

[22:42:00] ysalamiri/rizon 15% +

[22:42:17] ysalamiri/rizon 'sup neo

[22:43:18] ysalamiri/rizon well, 2 of my mates got lifted for launching a polish 21 y/old out 7th floor window, but al good here cheers :D

[22:43:40] ysalamiri/rizon i know for a fact the father and son gognna pin it on poor onion

[22:43:54] ysalamiri/rizon jizer just out of the gael too, it never ends =/

[22:44:21] ysalamiri/rizon why whats on the telly about scotland, i dun watch tv

[22:44:34] ysalamiri/rizon aye it needs a boot up the bracket

[22:45:12] ysalamiri/rizon oh boy

[22:45:44] ysalamiri/rizon i just watched a ukraine war video and 1 of their sources was the Sun newspaper from uk

[22:46:03] ysalamiri/rizon aye sounds par for the course

[22:46:26] ysalamiri/rizon thank goodness im too old for that makarkey now

[22:46:45] ysalamiri/rizon uk polis are muppets

[22:47:12] ysalamiri/rizon why would i click on that url when your pissin me off here

[22:47:24] ysalamiri/rizon rly? lol

[22:47:37] ysalamiri/rizon neah, i dun do requests lamer.

[22:47:43] ysalamiri/rizon shure, addy plz?

[22:47:54] ysalamiri/rizon ofc u do, im adorabubble

[22:48:19] ysalamiri/rizon thats where u grow the green? :P

[22:48:38] ysalamiri/rizon no fk? well your no use

[22:48:53] ysalamiri/rizon how drunk are ye on scale of 1 - well pished?

[22:49:13] ysalamiri/rizon roflmao

[22:49:39] ysalamiri/rizon awesome, i just skudded a dopiaza curry and setting abt 2 od the finest boatlz of buckfast

[22:49:46] ysalamiri/rizon as IRC sober is bloody difficult

[22:50:02] ysalamiri/rizon wez must be high

[22:50:29] ysalamiri/rizon .quote add <+Neo_Nemesis> if we were all crazy fucks, we wouldn't be in #ComputerTech

[22:51:05] ysalamiri/rizon not even after i kick yer koont in?

[22:51:17] ysalamiri/rizon nice to help the victim up after a kickin'

[22:51:25] ysalamiri/rizon lmao mrinf

[22:51:40] ysalamiri/rizon 0

[22:51:41] ysalamiri/rizon i win

[22:51:47] ysalamiri/rizon can i go back to trivia now?

[22:52:04] ysalamiri/rizon ty kind sir

[22:53:15] ysalamiri/rizon mask 3 better

[22:54:11] ysalamiri/rizon i need to drink quicker to catch up Serion

[22:54:35] ysalamiri/rizon zoiks who armed foxy

[22:55:03] ysalamiri/rizon you americans are bonkers with yer guns

[22:55:35] ysalamiri/rizon so why is trump still breathing

[22:56:02] ysalamiri/rizon fur coat nae knickers

[22:56:05] ysalamiri/rizon he is rich in debt.

[22:56:11] ysalamiri/rizon sup irish

[22:56:24] ysalamiri/rizon ssdd innit

[22:56:41] ysalamiri/rizon urs rge ok coral in here atm

[22:56:51] ysalamiri/rizon serion been on the toilet duck again

[22:57:27] ysalamiri/rizon ikr foxy, what a choice, a meglamaniac cartoon character -v- a coffin dodging senile kiddie fiddler

[22:57:51] ysalamiri/rizon use shanks pony neo

[22:58:04] ysalamiri/rizon sorry for caps: WALK

[22:58:28] ysalamiri/rizon !tissue Serion

[22:58:44] ysalamiri/rizon lmao

[22:58:51] ysalamiri/rizon nah man your cul

[22:59:11] ysalamiri/rizon irc sober is just plain wrong, fk nose how folk do it tbh

[22:59:33] ysalamiri/rizon prick

[22:59:40] ysalamiri/rizon lmao

[22:59:47] ysalamiri/rizon ye twat

[23:00:50] ysalamiri/rizon think i saw him yap earlier, could be wrong

[23:00:57] ysalamiri/rizon was sober hours ago

[23:01:23] ysalamiri/rizon sobriety actually annoys me

[23:01:35] ysalamiri/rizon aye right bruce dickinson

[23:01:54] ysalamiri/rizon looooooool

[23:02:10] ysalamiri/rizon mrinf: mental anguish from alkyhol? say its not so

[23:02:35] ysalamiri/rizon now we cookin wae gas, irish has real dwugz

[23:03:10] ysalamiri/rizon i have my sleepy pills lined up the min i wake irish =/

[23:03:27] ysalamiri/rizon down to last 6 gram of green mucker

[23:03:37] ysalamiri/rizon out of a grow of 12

[23:03:51] ysalamiri/rizon stops rem dream stages 3-5

[23:04:04] ysalamiri/rizon aye walking is the best

[23:04:24] ysalamiri/rizon better than jogging, for every min u add to your life by jogging, u spend jogging

[23:05:00] ysalamiri/rizon iono who xcub is

[23:05:33] ysalamiri/rizon is that scouse for taking a piss irish? lol

[23:06:10] ysalamiri/rizon happy now?

[23:07:01] ysalamiri/rizon its okay irish, hes 11/10 pished

[23:07:39] ysalamiri/rizon feck off ya p00f

[23:07:56] ysalamiri/rizon i dun swing that way

[23:08:14] ysalamiri/rizon lmfao Leia

[23:08:18] ysalamiri/rizon hugs Serion

[23:08:24] ysalamiri/rizon calm yer spasm now

[23:08:55] ysalamiri/rizon i think cr having a sober day Leia, dunno where he is nor how many cattle's he's humped.

[23:09:06] ysalamiri/rizon ct*

[23:09:12] ysalamiri/rizon fk nose

[23:09:17] ysalamiri/rizon we do?

[23:09:20] ysalamiri/rizon may i ask why

[23:09:36] ysalamiri/rizon lol irish

[23:10:30] ysalamiri/rizon sec, i jot this down, "serion no likey snakes"

[23:10:53] ysalamiri/rizon lol yeah Leia

[23:11:42] ysalamiri/rizon LoL

[23:12:54] ysalamiri/rizon wasnt the titanic built in ireland?

[23:13:55] ysalamiri/rizon ive not long awoken achmed and armed to the teeth with alkyhol

[23:14:09] ysalamiri/rizon tried trivia but this place was too funny to ignore

[23:14:28] ysalamiri/rizon lol wokayz

[23:14:37] ysalamiri/rizon aww irish

[23:14:46] ysalamiri/rizon another yin oan the toilet duck

[23:15:13] ysalamiri/rizon 23:15:12 here in bonny scotland

[23:15:29] ysalamiri/rizon well at least we arent Phoenix, he lives in the future

[23:15:33] ysalamiri/rizon pesky emu's

[23:16:02] ysalamiri/rizon lool

[23:16:29] ysalamiri/rizon ye couldnae hit a barn door at 20 paces anyway ya drunken skunk

[23:16:57] ysalamiri/rizon waits for //kick #4?

[23:17:11] ysalamiri/rizon ooh i just watched a docu on the sr 71 blackbird

[23:17:18] ysalamiri/rizon faster than a dog eating beetroot

[23:17:23] ysalamiri/rizon nn achmed

[23:17:49] ysalamiri/rizon och aye

[23:18:29] ysalamiri/rizon i do as i plz ty

[23:38:09] ysalamiri/rizon enuff

[23:38:46] ysalamiri/rizon enuff olredi

[23:50:43] ysalamiri/rizon stop it

[23:50:48] ysalamiri/rizon heya phonekait

[23:51:28] ysalamiri/rizon enuffs enuff Serion

[23:51:38] ysalamiri/rizon grow up

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