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[03:01:00] phonekait/rizon Penis

[03:01:39] phonekait/rizon That requires some people to have functioning brains on irc.

[03:01:46] phonekait/rizon That's few and far between.

[03:02:40] phonekait/rizon adsr_: so that's why you're here?

[03:13:26] phonekait/rizon ComputerTech: he can't find your nuts cause they never dropped

[03:14:53] phonekait/rizon Waiting for meds to kick in so I can sleep

[03:15:59] phonekait/rizon You have a hand

[03:16:02] phonekait/rizon Use it

[03:17:06] phonekait/rizon ComputerTech: it's Monday night

[03:17:12] phonekait/rizon Why the fuck are you drunk

[03:17:21] phonekait/rizon Fucking alcoholic

[03:17:47] phonekait/rizon Doesn't mean you need to drink it 24/7

[03:19:26] phonekait/rizon ComputerTech: s/sol/dick/

[03:22:42] phonekait/rizon Nini

[16:58:20] phonekait/rizon Hai I'm alive

[17:07:31] phonekait/rizon Lol

[17:07:35] phonekait/rizon Hi Fensta

[17:08:41] phonekait/rizon Ew express scripts

[17:58:17] phonekait/rizon Check by the pesto

[19:30:47] phonekait/rizon Clive_Rosfield: Zack!

[19:54:13] phonekait/rizon That explains so much

[19:56:15] phonekait/rizon Mikoolo: don't encourage him

[19:56:46] phonekait/rizon No, but the title makes me think of h4

[19:57:36] phonekait/rizon Yeah I did see that one

[19:58:47] phonekait/rizon Shut up h4

[19:59:38] phonekait/rizon ^

[19:59:40] phonekait/rizon Kinda?

[20:00:01] phonekait/rizon Mikoolo: I've been telling him this for months. He clearly has no brain.

[20:00:44] phonekait/rizon It's just more irritating than my skin. And this damn rash still hasn't gone away.

[20:01:01] phonekait/rizon Tldr used a new skin toner, found out I was allergic to it

[20:01:10] phonekait/rizon Contact dermatitis everywhere

[20:02:37] phonekait/rizon h4: Dunky has more clever jokes and he licks his asshole regularly. Ps Dunky is a cat.

[20:03:25] phonekait/rizon PapaFrog: but then what would we do with the stained tupperware afterwards.

[20:03:45] phonekait/rizon The spaghetti sauce has to be stored somehow.

[20:04:30] phonekait/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/ZXiEf86r/1000001362.jpg

[20:05:00] phonekait/rizon He doesn't live in my head tyvm.

[20:05:48] phonekait/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/9nz8Nhok/1000001356.jpg

[20:06:19] phonekait/rizon Thanks. Hobbesie thinks so too.

[20:08:19] phonekait/rizon My pussies are cuter than End3r's.

[20:09:10] phonekait/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/Wi5r48Zc/1000001297.jpg

[20:09:26] phonekait/rizon My Sugarbooger

[20:13:34] phonekait/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/n2WD8iht/1000001158.jpg

[21:05:38] phonekait/rizon Mikoolo: at least give him an actual challenge. That will never happen.

[21:06:20] phonekait/rizon He's proclaimed that he's proud to be one

[21:07:04] phonekait/rizon Mikoolo: his ass cherry doesn't count.

[21:07:45] phonekait/rizon His mom is the only vagina he's seen.

[21:08:30] phonekait/rizon Trust me when I say this: there is no sane female who would willingly sleep with ComputerTech

[21:08:38] phonekait/rizon Paying a hooker doesn't count

[21:09:02] phonekait/rizon Because then she's paid,therefore obligated.

[21:10:10] phonekait/rizon Because it's fascinating how a homeschooled weirdo who works for his parents is proud to live that way

[21:11:17] phonekait/rizon .f

[21:16:45] phonekait/rizon Really?

[21:16:50] phonekait/rizon ComputerTech:

[21:17:07] phonekait/rizon Your whole existence is a joke

[21:17:20] phonekait/rizon foxy:

[21:17:58] phonekait/rizon !request kick ComputerTech for being a jackass like h4

[21:18:24] phonekait/rizon wof: he takes meat up his ass

[21:19:16] phonekait/rizon ComputerTech: least I can get a date.

[21:20:51] phonekait/rizon ComputerTech: I'm more worried that you're a homeschooled weirdo who enjoys living with his parents and working for them too. Most people at 21 would want to be away from them.

[21:21:12] phonekait/rizon Did they forget to cut the umbilical cord?

[21:21:45] phonekait/rizon I loved being around my mom. Does that mean I want to work for her and live with her?

[21:21:47] phonekait/rizon Hell no.

[21:22:32] phonekait/rizon Not always.

[21:22:57] phonekait/rizon Most people I went to school with moved back in with their parents after uni.

[21:23:04] phonekait/rizon Cause rent is fucking expensive here.

[21:23:37] phonekait/rizon I'm 36. What does that say about me?

[21:24:21] phonekait/rizon Nah, I have that shop shut down. I don't want biological kids.

[21:24:30] phonekait/rizon I'd have to go off my SSRI and we don't want that.

[21:24:45] phonekait/rizon Fur kids are better. Less expensive.

[21:24:59] phonekait/rizon I wish someone would find your off button.

[21:25:34] phonekait/rizon irish666: yeah but guns are hard to come by in nj

[21:25:36] phonekait/rizon :p

[21:25:48] phonekait/rizon No, we have those

[21:26:03] phonekait/rizon Someone works them for us

[21:26:22] phonekait/rizon In NJ it's illegal to pump your own gas

[21:26:57] phonekait/rizon Lol

[21:27:07] phonekait/rizon I pump my own gas just fine in other states

[21:27:11] phonekait/rizon I've done it in NJ too

[21:27:38] phonekait/rizon It is, but did you don't get caught :p

[21:27:53] phonekait/rizon Bo

[21:27:55] phonekait/rizon No

[21:28:05] phonekait/rizon I don't have an ev nor want one tbh

[21:28:23] phonekait/rizon You can charge your own ev here

[21:28:41] phonekait/rizon H4 that's only in South Jersey

[21:29:00] phonekait/rizon They can barely tie their own shoes.

[21:29:28] phonekait/rizon There's a station right by my work that doesn't care if I pump my gas. They know me.

[21:29:49] phonekait/rizon The local cops know me too

[21:30:33] phonekait/rizon When your company is one of the only companies in the tri state area that does road service/tows for semis, you kinda get known.

[21:34:01] phonekait/rizon I can fill my own generator yes

[21:34:29] phonekait/rizon Gas cans are a thing and you're allowed to fill those yourself in Jersey.

[21:34:37] phonekait/rizon Don't ask me about these stupid laws.

[21:35:02] phonekait/rizon No clue I should try that

[21:35:21] phonekait/rizon I've done it on the road before though.

[21:41:36] phonekait/rizon Ew

[21:41:40] phonekait/rizon What the fuck

[21:42:09] phonekait/rizon Y'all over here saying NJ is a retarded country, but you got Ahsoka peeing on people

[21:42:13] phonekait/rizon What the actual fuck

[21:42:22] phonekait/rizon Yes

[21:42:30] phonekait/rizon No, keep her there

[21:42:38] phonekait/rizon We don't want her AIDS

[21:42:48] phonekait/rizon There is no one mayor in NJ

[21:43:25] phonekait/rizon NJ actually has some of the best public schools in the country.

[21:43:44] phonekait/rizon Shut up homeschooled weirdo

[21:43:57] phonekait/rizon Least I don't fuck barn animals

[21:44:05] phonekait/rizon I was taught manners. I just don't use them.

[21:44:29] phonekait/rizon I don't fuck cats either. Only Don.

[21:44:40] phonekait/rizon No

[21:44:46] phonekait/rizon I only fuck Don, you moron

[21:44:52] phonekait/rizon And he only fucks me. Or his hand.

[21:45:06] phonekait/rizon Who doesn't masturbate?

[21:45:41] phonekait/rizon ^

[21:45:51] phonekait/rizon Which is why I never voted for him in the first place.

[21:50:12] phonekait/rizon Ha

[21:50:24] phonekait/rizon Didn't the British elect a fish fucker?

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[21:53:22] phonekait/rizon That was my House Panther

[21:53:53] phonekait/rizon He wants to order treats from chewy. Even though they came yesterday.

[21:54:13] phonekait/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/2Dlq5MwJ/1000001352.jpg

[21:55:36] phonekait/rizon He currently owns my hand

[21:56:40] phonekait/rizon He's 5

[21:57:00] phonekait/rizon He's only 5

[21:57:37] phonekait/rizon ski: seems probable. Orange cats are usually crazy.

[21:58:03] phonekait/rizon Something in their one brain cell.

[21:58:43] phonekait/rizon My brown tabby twins are nutty and they share a brain cell, but they're nowhere near as nutty as an orange cat.

[21:58:49] phonekait/rizon Ahsoka: difference?

[22:07:40] phonekait/rizon Ahsoka: I can name a few. Cats are usually litterbox trained and can lock their own balls.

[22:07:45] phonekait/rizon *lick

[23:31:54] phonekait/rizon PapaFrog: as long as all parties involved are consenting.

[23:32:27] phonekait/rizon Syndus: what are you making me for dinner?

[23:32:52] phonekait/rizon I had that for lunch

[23:38:49] phonekait/rizon esjay: meow

[23:40:06] phonekait/rizon Some unis allow teenagers.

[23:40:59] phonekait/rizon One of my college courses had a 13 year old

[23:42:35] phonekait/rizon Better than sitting around doing nothing.

[23:43:26] phonekait/rizon Not always

[23:43:49] phonekait/rizon Some 80 year olds could be in great health

[23:47:05] phonekait/rizon $15?

[23:47:20] phonekait/rizon Lol

[23:47:28] phonekait/rizon NYC pricing is wonderful

[23:48:00] phonekait/rizon esjay: should have texted me.

[23:48:07] phonekait/rizon I would have helped you.

[23:48:28] phonekait/rizon esjay: text me, you ho

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