Monday, December 11, 2023
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n0s3y|afk/rizon
why are you ending something that is not a question with a question mark?
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slim/rizon
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Jax/rizon
smokes weed
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Remnant 2 Original Soundtrack - Annihilation :: (10:55) :: Views 169,043 :: Rating [+] 1,935 likes [+] 1,935 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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esjay/rizon
flips g
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\g/rizon
how can you be into cuddling but not sex
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\g/rizon
Cuddlefuck is the best kind of cuddle and fuck
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esjay/rizon
I can enjoy sex, I just don't care if there's a lack of it nor do I actively seek it out
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\g/rizon
Sounds like being married
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esjay/rizon
When I was married, sex was extremely frequent
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\g/rizon
Don't care whether it happens or not
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\g/rizon
what's the linux command to force a restart
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Jax/rizon
For a few days a month, at least
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esjay/rizon
\g, my sex drive was in overdrive while married to my ex-wife
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esjay/rizon
but yeah, married people generally try to have sex once a week
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 24.361s, which makes you a total of 216 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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\g/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
slim > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
slim > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
slim > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 53.592s, which makes you a total of 20 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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\g/rizon
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Syndus/rizon
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\g/rizon
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fifel/rizon
I do not deny myself the company of women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my precious bodily fluids.
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Syndus/rizon
Do you save your cum in a fridge of frozen peas?
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ysalamiri/rizon
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PapaElf/rizon
I managed to get a haircut today.. didn't make me feel any better.
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PapaElf/rizon
sends the though police after you.
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Angel/rizon
PapaElf meant to say: sends the thought police after you.
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End3r/rizon
yawns.
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ysalamiri/rizon
just here to park nick, watching star wars episode 2
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ysalamiri/rizon
kinda hard to define em movies, lucas is messing around with us re: arithmatic.
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End3r/rizon
fun, I am enjoying a bowl and a ice cold sam adams winter loger
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Syndus/rizon
End3r = uncle slippy fist in three states.
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ysalamiri/rizon
scans irish for booze
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Syndus/rizon
Bbs, i just cleaned out my bong earlier and added some spearmint drops to the water, I wanna go try it out
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fifel/rizon
Syndus: just behind the dead girlfriend. And the fridge is my heart
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fifel/rizon
I’d look up what inhaling spearmint oil does. My father had a psychotic break from teatree oil inhalation
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Syndus/rizon
No it's these special drops spec for bong water
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fifel/rizon
I assume plenty of other stoners have tested them for you
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DuckHunt/rizon
creepylilly > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.641s, which makes you a total of 2 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -3 xp] [wild fire: -5 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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Random024/rizon
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slim/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
creepylilly > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn9.538s, which makes you a total of 3 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 2 (noob). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
slim > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.383s, which makes you a total of 21 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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drwho/rizon
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mora/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
slim > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
slim > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
slim > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
slim > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
slim > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn18.355s, which makes you a total of 22 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
slim > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a hunting magazine. Reading it makes you gain 100 xp points ! [100 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
creepylilly > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 15.275s, which makes you a total of 501 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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creepylilly/rizon
people are probably reselling it like crazy and i would do the same honestly
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Ziginox/rizon
creepylilly: depends on what you wanna host tbh
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fifel/rizon
A murder. Does anyone have an instruction booklette?
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ComputerTech/rizon
plenty of hosting companies to host an IRCd, OVH, Linode, GCP, Azure etc
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/7 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 7/7 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 13.9s, which makes you a total of 502 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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\g/rizon
PapaElf: What did you think
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\g/rizon
I saw it a few years ago
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fifel/rizon
It turns out the Frenchman was Etranger all along.
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esjay/rizon
creepylilly; why would you want to pay with crypto?
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esjay/rizon
Please don't trust stuff from LEB
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esjay/rizon
You'll wind up losing money/data
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foxy/rizon
xtremeproviders has vps deals for $19.99/year right now
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Ziginox/rizon
I was going to buy a new domain during Joker's black friday sale and I forgot
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fin/rizon
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esjay/rizon
freewifi; it's lame to not let people get ripped off?
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mrinfinity/rizon
always choose the ones that host their own racks and don't resell
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esjay/rizon
creepylilly; let me grab my laptop and I'l get you one
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freewifi/rizon
esjay: no, but a common sense disclaimer is better than complete fear mongering
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foxy/rizon
but my znc is on a vps from there
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esjay/rizon
also, alphavps is goated but idk if they accept crypto, let me doublecheck
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esjay/rizon
" We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, Crypto and wire transfers. "
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\g/rizon
I almost fucked up royally
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\g/rizon
I almost flashed my raid controller to IT mode without moving my VMs to another machine first
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\g/rizon
Almost lost alllllll my shit
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creepylilly/rizon
mrinfinity, yeah you're right, i always try to go for main hosts
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creepylilly/rizon
and it's okay, obviously if it's dumb cheap there's always a catch
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freewifi/rizon
typically if there is you'll see it in writing
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esjay/rizon
If using LEB for anything, make sure you have some means of automated daily backups of what you're doing and be prepared to lose data/money, it's happened to me like 3-5 times from providers on LEB
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DuckHunt/rizon
freewifi > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.573s, which makes you a total of 12 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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fifel/rizon
If a human woman’s breasts are proud what are a furry lions?
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esjay/rizon
creepylilly; provider just up and disappeared lol, sent an email that they were shutting down and would offer refunds and when people reached out, the email server was already gone lol
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creepylilly/rizon
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esjay/rizon
creepylilly; provider just up and disappeared lol, sent an email that they were shutting down and would offer refunds and when people reached out, the email server was already gone lol
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esjay/rizon
I mean, I was only out like 96 usd, but it left me hella salty
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esjay/rizon
these melatonin gummies taste delicious tonight -_-
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.354s, which makes you a total of 503 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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rm2/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
creepylilly > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 37.859s, which makes you a total of 4 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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creepylilly/rizon
winks
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irc_standardnick/rizon
joined #computertech
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Gordon Ramsay Cooks The Infinity Stones :: (00:40) :: Views 3,588,157 :: Rating [+] 208,803 likes [+] 208,803 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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DuckHunt/rizon
creepylilly > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 3/3 [sand by h4]
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DuckHunt/rizon
creepylilly > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
creepylilly > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 12.183s, which makes you a total of 5 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 3/3
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creepylilly/rizon
blushes
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mora/rizon
taking a break from Guild Wars 2
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mora/rizon
oh heh its darth_tux i didnt notice my name changed
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mora/rizon
this is my wanted name so I guess ill stick with it
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DuckHunt/rizon
creepylilly > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
creepylilly > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
creepylilly > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 14.837s, which makes you a total of 6 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 3 (trainee). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Ahsoka/rizon
What pisses me off I recently bought expansions for Guild Wars 2 on steam and I found out I can't use my arenanet account and have login with my steam account so I have to start the game from the beginning
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mi||i0n/rizon
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Ahsoka/rizon
I have a level 60 elementalist on arenanet if I knew about this bullshit I wouldn't have bought the expansions on steam
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Ahsoka/rizon
But I had to Google it to find out what was going on
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mora/rizon
yeah id like to play with you its fun that way
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mora/rizon
yeah so how can i connect this nick to my other nick?
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mora/rizon
I do prefer this name to my other one
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foxy/rizon
wallops ComputerTech with a giant flyswatter
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m0n/rizon
nm, watching citizen kane for the first time
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ComputerTech/rizon
m0n, i couldn't figure out a python issue in my code, so i gave up coding for a few hours to think over it
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ComputerTech/rizon
Worm` gave me lots of tips of how to fix it so I'll probably try again later
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ComputerTech/rizon
hand foxy a pillow
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m0n/rizon
headed back to cali tomorrow evening
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m0n/rizon
this time bringing the boss
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m0n/rizon
well, I can't expense this one :p
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m0n/rizon
was pretty good stuff from what I remember
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DuckHunt/rizon
*BANG* xO' DarkAngel just get shot by accident by ComputerTech. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident] [bedazzled by h4]
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ComputerTech/rizon
slaps h4
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mora/rizon
hides
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mora/rizon
or hides; to get all Perl about it
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ComputerTech/rizon
slaps Kumool
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DuckHunt/rizon
Kumool > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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fifel/rizon
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fifel/rizon
Kumool: I am beyond good and bad
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mora/rizon
ill be back in a bit putting flood stuff back
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mrinfinity/rizon
you want industry standards and python and js are some of the top
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Kumool/rizon
I want a replacement of the industry standards
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Kumool/rizon
replace javascript with a concatenative language, stack underflows galore
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Kumool/rizon
sure it may crash and most websites will not work but! no more browsers being memory hogs!
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Kumool/rizon
when they used 512 mb... now 8gb isn't enough
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Kumool/rizon
I'm still running dillo with a bunch of documentation websites
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ComputerTech/rizon
i use 4GB on my laptop, usually have 2 always free even when browsing
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ChRoNiC/rizon
im straight dryin my clothes on a clothes line
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ChRoNiC/rizon
id would tho for my good shirts if it was 77 f
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mora/rizon
whew a pastel box got wet but the pastels are ok
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h4/rizon
him and ComputerTech
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ChRoNiC/rizon
irc_standardnick why r u afraid to have a real name?
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h4/rizon
.yt a mundian to bach ke
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h4/rizon
ChRoNiC is an indian that is heavily into american hip hop
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h4/rizon
if u scurred muddafukka go to church
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irc_standardnick/rizon
ChRoNiC, I went by kirk previously. I then decided to unify all my irc nicks across all servers into one boring one. :p. Also, hello fellow INdian
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h4/rizon
so if you went by kirk
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h4/rizon
you must have fucked a lot of females
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h4/rizon
bluetooth in general .D
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h4/rizon
irc_standardnick what makes you think the females can handle bluetooth on linux any better?
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h4/rizon
there is bluetooth on linux foxy
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h4/rizon
that's a shame irc_standardnick
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/9 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
*BANG* xO' Trivia just get shot by accident by foxy. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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h4/rizon
i thought I could get in contact with a female AND finally get bluetooth working
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses.
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 5 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h. Your purchase made you go back to level 13 (duck chewer).