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[05:43:19] h4/rizon i knew it!

[05:43:21] h4/rizon him and ComputerTech

[05:43:36] h4/rizon .yt a mundian to bach ke

[05:43:44] h4/rizon scurred

[05:44:02] h4/rizon ChRoNiC is an indian that is heavily into american hip hop

[05:44:20] h4/rizon if u scurred muddafukka go to church

[05:44:22] h4/rizon or whatever

[05:45:03] h4/rizon so if you went by kirk

[05:45:07] h4/rizon you must have fucked a lot of females

[05:45:49] h4/rizon dayum

[05:45:53] h4/rizon bluetooth in general .D

[05:46:14] h4/rizon irc_standardnick what makes you think the females can handle bluetooth on linux any better?

[05:47:47] h4/rizon there is bluetooth on linux foxy

[05:48:12] h4/rizon that's a shame irc_standardnick

[05:48:22] h4/rizon i thought I could get in contact with a female AND finally get bluetooth working

[05:49:49] h4/rizon you're not seriously indian irc_standardnick, right?

[05:53:51] h4/rizon i really only object to the smell of indians due to their cuisine

[05:54:34] h4/rizon so are you a real indian or are you from london?

[06:03:20] h4/rizon oh don't get me wrong, indian cuisine beats anything the british ever tried to sell as food :D

[06:03:26] h4/rizon and indian cuisine tastes great

[06:03:37] h4/rizon it's just that indians and pakistani kinda smell like their cuisine

[06:03:42] h4/rizon no idea how I smell to them

[06:04:00] h4/rizon do you pick up your feces afterwards?

[06:04:12] h4/rizon Juest check this out

[06:04:16] h4/rizon he defecates in the streets

[06:04:22] h4/rizon haha

[06:04:28] h4/rizon you should tell deadly and Fensta :D

[06:04:37] h4/rizon .quote search rocks

[06:05:06] h4/rizon fellow indian then

[06:05:13] h4/rizon don't buy his shit

[06:05:18] h4/rizon he claims to be irish

[06:05:26] h4/rizon gotta give him, he acts like one too

[06:05:33] h4/rizon *hand it to him

[06:05:39] h4/rizon oh no

[06:05:56] h4/rizon still think he works at microsoft support hotline

[06:06:00] h4/rizon and has a slightly indian accent

[06:06:25] h4/rizon $tell ComputerTech told the new guy that you're not really irish. My bad

[06:06:37] h4/rizon if anyone ever admits to be a fan of U2

[06:06:42] h4/rizon you should avoid him/her

[06:06:53] h4/rizon probably just an apple fanboy

[06:07:14] h4/rizon alright

[06:07:20] h4/rizon I wish it weren't this way

[06:07:26] h4/rizon but I gotta get ready to go to the office :|

[06:07:34] h4/rizon later o/

[06:35:49] h4/rizon aren't you?

[06:36:11] h4/rizon but nobody cares about technet

[06:36:31] h4/rizon fair enough

[06:36:53] h4/rizon irc_standardnick northern ireland

[06:37:05] h4/rizon i wish for shitty infrastructure and mobile internet?

[06:37:06] h4/rizon bitch please :D

[06:37:21] h4/rizon please stop entertaining me now

[06:37:24] h4/rizon i really need to get toing :D

[06:37:26] h4/rizon *going

[06:37:40] h4/rizon "Hey why are you late to work?"

[06:37:46] h4/rizon "Oh you know, indians and irishwomen"

[06:37:56] h4/rizon ComputerTech oh he wants you

[06:38:01] h4/rizon good for you

[06:38:04] h4/rizon having an admirer

[06:38:10] h4/rizon he handed you roses all the time too

[06:38:12] h4/rizon so cute

[06:38:22] h4/rizon more guys wanting your ass?

[06:38:39] h4/rizon ngl

[06:38:41] h4/rizon that's a bit gay

[06:38:42] h4/rizon girls?

[06:38:47] h4/rizon it's easy to impress girls

[06:38:49] h4/rizon but they are girls

[06:38:54] h4/rizon try women

[06:39:04] h4/rizon no

[06:39:08] h4/rizon 13?

[06:39:14] h4/rizon well I guess it's ok for 13 year old

[06:39:19] h4/rizon to wanna have fun with another 13 yo

[06:39:50] h4/rizon ageism

[06:40:26] h4/rizon <~ComputerTech> can't flirt if my stomach feels weird

[06:40:32] h4/rizon then stop destroying your body with alcohol

[06:40:52] h4/rizon yeah well

[06:40:58] h4/rizon i had two mugs of coffee

[06:41:01] h4/rizon i should be awake by now

[06:41:16] h4/rizon ComputerTech i'm on my way to the office in a bit

[06:41:20] h4/rizon more coffee coming my way

[06:41:20] h4/rizon :D

[06:41:50] h4/rizon btw

[06:41:57] h4/rizon can't you fuck be active when i'm not sleeping or working?

[06:41:57] h4/rizon ffs

[06:42:03] h4/rizon !bang

[06:42:09] h4/rizon aight

[06:42:10] h4/rizon later o/

[15:09:41] h4/rizon Rudolph the menstruation sweede

[15:09:45] h4/rizon had a very bloody nose

[15:10:37] h4/rizon I don't think pregnant women menstruate

[15:10:43] h4/rizon do they?

[15:11:09] h4/rizon if you said that to her husband

[15:11:14] h4/rizon you might be losing another eye :D

[15:11:42] h4/rizon Rudolph the blinded swede

[15:11:48] h4/rizon now relies on one less sense

[15:12:11] h4/rizon i'm just teasing

[15:16:06] h4/rizon starting from january

[15:16:12] h4/rizon I get 200€+ every month after taxes

[15:16:18] h4/rizon for an entire year

[15:16:24] h4/rizon plus a little bonus in january :D

[15:16:55] h4/rizon they want me to buy shit I don't need to get the economy going

[15:17:23] h4/rizon well it's not a topic my sister talks to me about :D

[15:19:12] h4/rizon also not something I'm losing sleep over

[15:19:19] h4/rizon should I ever procreate

[15:19:21] h4/rizon I will find out

[15:34:29] h4/rizon !bang

[15:34:30] h4/rizon !bang

[15:34:31] h4/rizon !bang

[15:34:32] h4/rizon !bang

[15:34:34] h4/rizon !reload

[15:34:35] h4/rizon !bang

[18:05:12] h4/rizon audi

[18:05:17] h4/rizon how's your chest doing?

[18:33:03] h4/rizon no Jax

[18:33:12] h4/rizon we will just lie to ourselves about all the stuff we will achieve next year

[18:33:25] h4/rizon and end up being just as disappointing as the previous year

[18:37:08] h4/rizon Rudolph i wish you the best of luck in your endeavour

[18:37:09] h4/rizon !bang

[18:37:19] h4/rizon i hope you don't accidentally grow a third eye

[18:38:22] h4/rizon but that would be a success

[18:38:25] h4/rizon wouldn't it?

[18:43:18] h4/rizon wiener what now?

[18:43:22] h4/rizon what is this abomination?

[18:47:40] h4/rizon lol i tried to order there

[18:47:46] h4/rizon and apparently my IP is blocked

[18:48:03] h4/rizon just wanted to see what filthy food they had on offer

[18:59:49] h4/rizon audi but it wasn't your heart or anything?

[19:00:08] h4/rizon my chest felt a bit tight earlier and I thought about you :D

[19:06:23] h4/rizon audi wtf?

[19:06:29] h4/rizon and you had to pay for that?

[19:06:58] h4/rizon to hear how it doesn't look good and how you are basically at fault because you can't handle the joys of capitalism

[19:07:03] h4/rizon was it a good investment? :D

[19:07:30] h4/rizon god bless america

[19:08:02] h4/rizon !bang

[19:08:09] h4/rizon yes

[19:08:13] h4/rizon another 170$ :D

[19:08:16] h4/rizon dude

[19:08:19] h4/rizon give me 100$

[19:08:26] h4/rizon I will scan you with my magical tool

[19:08:32] h4/rizon and tell you it's concerning

[19:08:37] h4/rizon but you are weird as it is

[19:08:51] h4/rizon you need a receipt?

[19:09:14] h4/rizon you can always put on some makeup

[19:09:19] h4/rizon maybe it gives you an advantage

[19:09:41] h4/rizon why would that make your chest and stomach hurt?

[19:10:18] h4/rizon not to take joy in your misfortune

[19:10:23] h4/rizon but your story makes me so happy to live in germany

[19:10:30] h4/rizon I call my doc, tell him my chest feels weird

[19:10:35] h4/rizon he tells me we should check it out

[19:10:46] h4/rizon I go there within the hour, get an EKG and he talks to me about the pain

[19:10:52] h4/rizon to find out what causes it

[19:11:00] h4/rizon and it costs me nothing at all

[19:11:06] h4/rizon but perhaps I don't have to work for that day

[19:11:32] h4/rizon i mean our healthcare is far from perfect

[19:11:42] h4/rizon but thanks to you guys it looks like the best

[19:12:00] h4/rizon well our ERs are overrun

[19:12:02] h4/rizon or rather understaffed

[19:12:13] h4/rizon but that has more to do with capitalism thinking a hospital has to turn a profit

[19:12:26] h4/rizon if it was a communist place, it would work on the assumption to just cover its expenses

[19:12:34] h4/rizon and the rest will be financed through taxes

[19:12:43] h4/rizon i heard it has been like that once

[19:12:44] h4/rizon mostly

[19:12:50] h4/rizon but then hospitals got privatized

[19:13:02] h4/rizon the argument was that it would get cheaper for the taxpayer

[19:13:22] h4/rizon oh that's not that different

[19:13:30] h4/rizon mostly children of doctors become doctors

[19:13:34] h4/rizon because they can afford to study that

[19:13:42] h4/rizon it takes a long time and obviously money

[19:13:49] h4/rizon not as ridiculous as in the us

[19:15:43] h4/rizon .quote add <&audi> My issue is - too much dick sucking

[19:15:50] h4/rizon we shall remember that

[19:15:51] h4/rizon :D

[19:16:27] h4/rizon you are now entering an area where even our healthcare fails

[19:16:35] h4/rizon get an appointment with a doctor that checks that?

[19:16:38] h4/rizon wait a year

[19:24:45] h4/rizon audi i watched The Sopranos

[19:24:51] h4/rizon tony got panic attacks to

[19:24:58] h4/rizon and held his chest because it hurt

[19:25:01] h4/rizon maybe there is something to it

[19:25:14] h4/rizon don't rule out any possibilities. You restart computers for a living after all

[19:26:02] h4/rizon !bang

[19:28:02] h4/rizon .t en de sternum

[19:28:08] h4/rizon the bone

[19:28:10] h4/rizon ?

[19:28:40] h4/rizon my chest just feels like i was flexing constantly

[19:28:55] h4/rizon no PapaElf

[19:28:58] h4/rizon disgusting!

[19:30:22] h4/rizon .k deadly cunt

[19:30:28] h4/rizon the audacity

[20:43:52] h4/rizon ye

[20:43:55] h4/rizon h4 is super based

[20:44:14] h4/rizon but who is this h4rb1ng3rs sucker?

[20:44:26] h4/rizon sounds like a moron

[21:21:10] h4/rizon crumbs in bed

[21:21:12] h4/rizon disgusting

[21:21:16] h4/rizon it upsets me to even think about it

[21:21:25] h4/rizon sauce does not pinch

[21:21:43] h4/rizon your leg does not care if you sleep

[21:21:49] h4/rizon you can replace that

[21:22:09] h4/rizon :O

[21:22:14] h4/rizon only if I ate chili

[21:22:59] h4/rizon you got a chili-man?

[21:23:47] h4/rizon calm your tits Rudedolph

[21:25:40] h4/rizon very organized

[21:25:44] h4/rizon admirable

[21:37:26] h4/rizon tik was?

[21:37:36] h4/rizon fucking young people and their skateboards

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