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[06:47:15] h4/rizon so ComputerTech

[06:47:26] h4/rizon you spent the last few nights up

[06:47:33] h4/rizon got little sleep tonight

[06:47:37] h4/rizon don't you have a job or anything? :D

[06:47:47] h4/rizon that requires you to be at least somewhat awake

[06:48:37] h4/rizon which work is it this time?

[06:48:44] h4/rizon you're not in the hotel waiting for clients

[06:49:05] h4/rizon so if I came to you with ony of my barbie dolls that lost its head

[06:49:07] h4/rizon you'd fix that?

[06:49:51] h4/rizon still confused what your actual job is

[06:49:59] h4/rizon you said mechanic once

[06:50:01] h4/rizon fixing trucks

[06:50:07] h4/rizon then you wait for clients in a shady hotel

[06:50:11] h4/rizon like an escort

[06:50:16] h4/rizon now you fix everything?

[06:50:59] h4/rizon so you don't really have a job

[06:51:05] h4/rizon your parents are throwing you a bone so to speak

[06:51:33] h4/rizon that means with 21 years of age

[06:51:44] h4/rizon you have nothing to show for should you ever want to apply for a job in the real world

[06:52:18] h4/rizon sure but what if the company of your parents one day goes bankrupt?

[06:52:35] h4/rizon could not say if they're worth a lot

[06:52:42] h4/rizon they have always been smirked at

[06:53:06] h4/rizon guess it depends on the degree

[06:53:14] h4/rizon oh school degree

[06:53:19] h4/rizon thought you meant university level

[06:53:45] h4/rizon 21 und bald Hauptschulabschluss :D

[06:54:32] h4/rizon looking for a job as dev then?

[06:54:42] h4/rizon you'd either have to move or work remotely

[06:55:16] h4/rizon <TheFatherMind> I have no degrees.

[06:55:20] h4/rizon but we know you can script

[06:55:33] h4/rizon or get your hands on a script someone else wrote

[06:56:11] h4/rizon they do?

[06:56:16] h4/rizon how much are they willing to pay?

[06:56:42] h4/rizon that's very vague

[06:56:47] h4/rizon 1k a week

[06:56:51] h4/rizon for a self taught programmer

[06:56:53] h4/rizon without degrees

[06:57:24] h4/rizon yeah but you gotta know people to get in in the first place

[06:57:43] h4/rizon from your job as an escort

[06:57:45] h4/rizon smart move

[06:57:50] h4/rizon what?

[06:57:53] h4/rizon I complimented you

[06:58:17] h4/rizon unbelievable

[07:00:25] h4/rizon guess that's fair but you should never let the employer know that

[07:00:46] h4/rizon they will definetely exploit it

[07:00:47] h4/rizon and abuse you

[07:00:52] h4/rizon but they are paying

[07:00:56] h4/rizon guess it's like your old job then

[07:01:34] h4/rizon ...

[07:01:37] h4/rizon if I explain it now

[07:01:38] h4/rizon it won't be funny

[07:02:00] h4/rizon the one that has the same name as that one Ford

[07:02:02] h4/rizon !bang

[07:02:43] h4/rizon btw ComputerTech

[07:02:45] h4/rizon fucking dhl

[07:02:48] h4/rizon they delivered the

[07:02:50] h4/rizon .t de en verstärker

[07:03:00] h4/rizon but not the damn guitar

[07:03:14] h4/rizon indeed

[07:03:19] h4/rizon they will

[07:03:24] h4/rizon i hope today

[07:03:30] h4/rizon else I'd have to call and remind them of a package

[07:03:37] h4/rizon that sits idly in their warehouse

[07:03:39] h4/rizon no

[07:03:45] h4/rizon I will just quit IRC and become a rockstar

[07:03:51] h4/rizon you will never hear from me again

[07:03:56] h4/rizon oh well

[07:03:57] h4/rizon you will

[07:04:00] h4/rizon if I develop a drug problem

[07:04:15] h4/rizon or because I got several kids with women I barely know

[07:04:23] h4/rizon I don't wanna die with 27

[07:04:26] h4/rizon besides i'm already past that

[07:04:32] h4/rizon and he was a lefty

[07:05:32] h4/rizon wow

[07:05:37] h4/rizon you're not gonna get backstage access

[07:05:39] h4/rizon when i'm famous

[07:05:49] h4/rizon you are picky

[07:05:58] h4/rizon it worked well as "die with 27"

[07:06:11] h4/rizon MAGIC will become part of the band

[07:06:12] h4/rizon as singer

[07:06:15] h4/rizon he already is famous after all

[07:06:17] h4/rizon .yt magic rude

[07:06:39] h4/rizon i'd be stupid not to use that to my advantage

[07:07:39] h4/rizon it's drizzling here

[07:07:45] h4/rizon nope

[07:07:46] h4/rizon I win

[07:07:49] h4/rizon most humidity

[07:07:52] h4/rizon wir sind hier richtig feucht

[07:08:17] h4/rizon congratulations, you won!

[07:08:24] h4/rizon want to receive your price right now?

[07:08:30] h4/rizon her eit is

[07:08:33] h4/rizon fuck your wishes!

[07:08:42] h4/rizon SLAPP SLAPP SLAPP

[07:08:45] h4/rizon NO ??

[07:08:55] h4/rizon oh ugh

[07:08:58] h4/rizon i feel filthy now

[07:09:17] h4/rizon ComputerTech not wear no pantikens

[07:10:16] h4/rizon what was the topic before that?

[07:10:54] h4/rizon did you witness his coming out?

[07:10:55] h4/rizon it was glorious

[07:12:42] h4/rizon say ComputerTech

[07:12:47] h4/rizon why did Poul ever leave your channel?

[07:12:58] h4/rizon did I have something to do with it?

[07:13:23] h4/rizon thought you were friends

[07:13:28] h4/rizon he made a video for your birthday

[07:13:30] h4/rizon wth?

[07:13:59] h4/rizon he was part of technet??

[07:14:05] h4/rizon glad I never went there

[07:14:11] h4/rizon why?

[07:14:17] h4/rizon what made you think it was a good idea?

[07:14:25] h4/rizon you did not know about the cooking?

[07:14:36] h4/rizon you thought Poul was cool

[07:14:40] h4/rizon and Aimee was sexy based on the name?

[07:14:47] h4/rizon until you saw her in a video

[07:14:51] h4/rizon now you think she is more than sexy :D

[07:15:08] h4/rizon bandit please tell me you are talking about technet and not Pouls house :D

[07:15:20] h4/rizon so all the garbage crept in

[07:15:28] h4/rizon because ComputerTech did not know them

[07:15:31] h4/rizon omg

[07:15:36] h4/rizon i can only imagine the smell around that woman

[07:16:11] h4/rizon !shop 16 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[07:16:13] h4/rizon !shop 15 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[07:16:15] h4/rizon !shop 14 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[07:16:32] h4/rizon jfc ComputerTech

[07:16:38] h4/rizon what kind of people did you hang out with?

[07:16:58] h4/rizon snek, poul and ComputerTech together in a sauna

[07:17:00] h4/rizon nobody is wearing pants

[07:17:12] h4/rizon poul putting on his cutest smile

[07:17:17] h4/rizon ComputerTech counting the missing teeth

[07:17:33] h4/rizon brb

[07:17:45] h4/rizon i have to take a shit you twat

[07:17:45] h4/rizon :D

[07:27:30] h4/rizon syntax of the bots database

[07:27:36] h4/rizon this sounds like you have no idea what you're talking about

[07:27:44] h4/rizon I can see you having a bright future in Consulting

[07:28:14] h4/rizon also calling JSON a database...

[07:28:16] h4/rizon sure bandit

[07:28:29] h4/rizon $tell ChRoNiC <&bandit> can you let chronic know his file has been uploaded <&bandit> Taylor.Swift.The.Eras.Tour.2023.Extended.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-FLUX.mkv

[07:28:50] h4/rizon i hope

[07:28:58] h4/rizon he took a long time to figure out search and replace

[07:29:05] h4/rizon ok gotta suffer through a meeting know

[07:29:07] h4/rizon gimme an hour :x

[07:57:08] h4/rizon pass ma uff du Knallkopp

[07:57:17] h4/rizon gleich scheppert es hier aber

[08:44:04] h4/rizon oh no

[08:44:07] h4/rizon if it isn't Rudolph himself

[09:15:33] h4/rizon who is andre braugher

[09:15:34] h4/rizon ß

[09:15:35] h4/rizon ?

[10:55:13] h4/rizon no?

[10:55:58] h4/rizon SLAPP SLAPP SLAPPP

[10:56:00] h4/rizon NO ??

[10:56:32] h4/rizon if hay ppl

[10:56:35] h4/rizon Syndus what are hay people?

[10:56:49] h4/rizon it sounds great

[11:13:21] h4/rizon are you still doing horrible jokes Rudolph?

[11:13:59] h4/rizon hey mrinfinity

[11:14:09] h4/rizon you got a point

[11:15:35] h4/rizon you got a scoreboard

[11:15:35] h4/rizon nice

[11:17:09] h4/rizon !bang

[16:21:34] h4/rizon .k Rudolph

[16:21:59] h4/rizon one does not simply say h4 and poul in the same sentence

[16:22:22] h4/rizon \g you probably know him

[16:22:25] h4/rizon he was friends with ComputerTech

[16:22:46] h4/rizon whatever you do, avoid Pouls Kitchen on youtube

[16:23:05] h4/rizon zof and the braindead chubby woman that looks like brain damage is contagious

[17:52:10] h4/rizon oh fuck

[17:52:13] h4/rizon this ComputerTech guy

[17:52:39] h4/rizon that's what she said

[17:53:01] h4/rizon ComputerTech your red nosed menstruation enjoyer is kinda annoying today

[17:56:50] h4/rizon Aerith who tf are you?

[17:57:05] h4/rizon oh dear

[17:59:23] h4/rizon feels like I need to redo my action

[17:59:27] h4/rizon I am already annoyed

[18:00:32] h4/rizon i am tempted

[18:01:29] h4/rizon oh btw Rudolph

[18:01:37] h4/rizon you told me about the game you played with your niece and nephew

[18:01:41] h4/rizon hiding in plain sight

[18:01:47] h4/rizon I did something similar with my niece today

[18:01:58] h4/rizon the kids we played as playmobil figures hid a chest for others

[18:02:13] h4/rizon only hidden in plain sight

[18:02:26] h4/rizon we merely let the other know which one of her playmobil buildings the chest was in

[18:02:29] h4/rizon but never where exactly

[18:02:33] h4/rizon and the kids had to search it then

[18:02:36] h4/rizon she really enjoyed it

[18:02:54] h4/rizon oh i'm sorry

[18:02:57] h4/rizon did I speak to you ComputerTech?

[18:03:56] h4/rizon that was supposed to be a joke ComputerTech

[18:04:00] h4/rizon please don'T cry

[18:05:04] h4/rizon sad

[20:13:38] h4/rizon <~ComputerTech> i'm so excited xd

[20:13:43] h4/rizon what is the excitement about?

[20:13:49] h4/rizon what new and exciting things will it contain?

[20:14:15] h4/rizon eat rocks deadly

[20:14:25] h4/rizon <~ComputerTech> just more better peformance

[20:14:28] h4/rizon oof

[20:14:34] h4/rizon every shitty AI could have answered that better

[20:14:45] h4/rizon also very vague points

[20:14:57] h4/rizon .k deadly

[20:15:10] h4/rizon great idea

[20:15:29] h4/rizon so ComputerTech

[20:15:35] h4/rizon I get that one is excited for new stuff

[20:15:49] h4/rizon but there is nothing really great new stuff about that

[20:15:58] h4/rizon it just gets up-to-date software, new kernels and such

[20:16:12] h4/rizon ComputerTech is excited about erect stuff

[20:16:48] h4/rizon are you excited about the newest archiso every month too?

[20:17:00] h4/rizon why not?

[20:17:04] h4/rizon it's more or less the same

[20:17:07] h4/rizon just happens more frequently

[20:17:14] h4/rizon and the changes are smaller obviously

[20:18:30] h4/rizon fuck your project

[20:18:31] h4/rizon wth?

[20:18:43] h4/rizon what kind of project is it?

[20:19:17] h4/rizon WHAT IS IT!?

[20:19:23] h4/rizon yeah fuck your project then

[20:19:41] h4/rizon why can't you talk about it?

[20:19:52] h4/rizon mrinfinity dude

[20:19:54] h4/rizon there is this thing

[20:19:57] h4/rizon it really bothers me

[20:20:02] h4/rizon i am losing sleep over it

[20:20:07] h4/rizon but I can't talk about it

[20:22:00] h4/rizon mrinfinity ah yes

[20:22:03] h4/rizon reinventing wheels all over again

[20:22:08] h4/rizon I know a guy that does that a lot too

[20:22:21] h4/rizon his nick is something with computer

[20:28:06] h4/rizon ComputerTech hmm

[20:28:08] h4/rizon computerguy comes close

[20:28:13] h4/rizon btw computerguy

[20:28:19] h4/rizon my electric guitar has arrived

[20:28:37] h4/rizon at my parents place because they are more likely to be home than me

[20:28:43] h4/rizon but I will pick it up tomorrow after work

[20:29:04] h4/rizon DickCheney harley benton hb-35

[20:30:30] h4/rizon no clue what that means DickCheney

[21:04:12] h4/rizon Herr Frogorg

[21:04:38] h4/rizon rude

[21:04:51] h4/rizon what did you do to him ComputerTech?

[21:05:11] h4/rizon did you uwu and owo and gay-attack him?

[21:05:24] h4/rizon are you sure?

[21:05:40] h4/rizon i bet it was you

[21:05:43] h4/rizon i knew it!

[21:05:50] h4/rizon and you admit it too :O

[21:05:52] h4/rizon THE AUDACITY

[21:06:09] h4/rizon welch Chuzpe!!

[21:06:43] h4/rizon no wonder frogorg leaves here

[21:06:47] h4/rizon because of you

[21:07:17] h4/rizon End3r novation?

[21:07:25] h4/rizon ctum?

[21:07:41] h4/rizon Hurensohn

[21:07:42] h4/rizon who was it?

[21:07:59] h4/rizon inauguration?

[21:08:04] h4/rizon you confuse me

[21:08:08] h4/rizon .t de en inauguration

[21:08:10] h4/rizon lol

[21:08:15] h4/rizon .t en de inauguration

[21:08:17] h4/rizon yes

[21:08:30] h4/rizon thx Chiester

[21:08:50] h4/rizon Chiester is full of Klabusterbeeren

[21:09:09] h4/rizon nascht auch bestimmt gerne Klabusterbeeren

[21:49:19] h4/rizon damn...those puns

[21:49:30] h4/rizon you guys made him leave too

[21:49:47] h4/rizon major cunts

[21:49:48] h4/rizon later o/

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