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[00:16:42] Jax/rizon f u k

[00:16:52] Jax/rizon I'm struggling without that coffee

[00:19:30] Jax/rizon :O

[00:19:42] Jax/rizon That sounds wonderful

[00:20:03] Jax/rizon I will go steal coffee from the admin building as soon as everyone has left

[00:20:26] Jax/rizon pretty sure they don't care at all honestly

[00:20:30] Jax/rizon they're about to put a coffee maker in my shack

[01:47:38] Jax/rizon OBJECTION!

[01:47:41] Jax/rizon Sorry

[01:47:44] Jax/rizon It's fun

[02:09:44] Jax/rizon So they could have a reason for future guns

[02:10:09] Jax/rizon GOTTA FUND THEM LASERS

[03:50:48] Jax/rizon I seriously feel like I'm doing somethig wrong

[03:51:02] Jax/rizon Is it really just my job to open a gate now?

[03:51:08] Jax/rizon And nothing else?

[03:51:26] Jax/rizon I just get paid to sit here and not even look for crime?

[03:53:05] Jax/rizon No don't

[03:53:18] Jax/rizon lol KurtGodel, yessssss

[03:53:38] Jax/rizon That's the plan

[03:54:07] Jax/rizon And I'll start my own business venture as well

[03:54:34] Jax/rizon lol nice

[18:22:31] Jax/rizon :O

[18:23:09] Jax/rizon She looks a lot like the crazy girl that used to live down the road from me that insisted on giving me oral favors

[18:23:30] Jax/rizon I returned the favors, so it was mutually beneficial

[18:25:22] Jax/rizon She didn't want to have sex at all

[18:25:36] Jax/rizon She kept telling me she was a lesbian ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[18:26:28] Jax/rizon I guess she just thought I was a pretty guy or something

[18:26:47] Jax/rizon Sander I have a child, which always makes that answer yes

[18:26:52] Jax/rizon Hit it and didn't quit it

[18:27:06] Jax/rizon Hello

[18:27:28] Jax/rizon I would not be eating pussy to begin with if I were gay

[18:28:20] Jax/rizon Teriyaki sauce

[18:28:29] Jax/rizon That would go best

[18:29:48] Jax/rizon No worries

[18:29:58] Jax/rizon I have shit humor too

[18:31:02] Jax/rizon Hmm.

[18:31:21] Jax/rizon 10 years ago today I was losing my mind.

[18:31:47] Jax/rizon lol best spelling

[18:57:53] Jax/rizon FUCK

[18:58:03] Jax/rizon Every time I have to poop my roommate is in the shower

[18:58:09] Jax/rizon How does he know?!

[18:58:41] Jax/rizon Stick to the coffee

[18:58:49] Jax/rizon Caffeine pills can be dangerous

[18:59:15] Jax/rizon I'm setious

[18:59:17] Jax/rizon serious*

[18:59:39] Jax/rizon A lot of people are completely unaware caffeine is still a drug with adverse effects if the dose is too high

[19:00:21] Jax/rizon lol

[19:00:34] Jax/rizon Valware that's a huge bitch

[19:00:57] Jax/rizon I love the voice edits of her that make her voice super deep lmao

[19:01:19] Jax/rizon ...

[19:01:23] Jax/rizon I am aware

[19:01:32] Jax/rizon Hexafluoride

[19:04:36] Jax/rizon lol

[19:14:50] Jax/rizon Life makes me depressed and violent too

[19:15:00] Jax/rizon I NEED TO SWEAR OFF OF LIVING NOW

[19:15:03] Jax/rizon Hello

[19:15:33] Jax/rizon I had to get a rabies shot in the face, once.

[19:15:53] Jax/rizon It was very painful as I felt it slide past my jawbone, into my neck. Near the infected bite on my face.

[19:16:01] Jax/rizon They had 4 people hold me down.

[19:16:30] Jax/rizon Who said I had rabies?

[19:16:34] Jax/rizon I said I got rabies shots

[19:16:42] Jax/rizon if a wild animal bites you obviously it's prudent to get shots to prevent rabies

[19:16:45] Jax/rizon let me educate you a bit

[19:16:52] Jax/rizon if you don't receive a rabies vaccine within 24 hours of contracting rabies you're fucked

[19:16:57] Jax/rizon that being said they don't sit there and take tests

[19:17:01] Jax/rizon they give you the shots

[19:17:31] Jax/rizon ....

[19:17:37] Jax/rizon Are you fucking retared?

[19:17:42] Jax/rizon retarded even

[19:17:55] Jax/rizon why did you just call me an idiot when you're talking about something that didn't affect you that you obviously have no knowledge of and I just educated you about it

[19:17:59] Jax/rizon what the fuck are you insulting my intelligence for

[19:18:03] Jax/rizon obviously you lack it

[19:18:07] Jax/rizon step off mother fucker

[19:18:11] Jax/rizon :)

[19:18:38] Jax/rizon literally just explain to you why

[19:18:44] Jax/rizon because there's no way to find out if you have rabies before it fucking kills you dumbass

[19:18:54] Jax/rizon takes time to test for things

[19:18:54] Jax/rizon days

[19:19:01] Jax/rizon You don't have that time with rabies

[19:19:30] Jax/rizon yeah I'll be sure to do that once you don't insult my intelligence first

[19:19:35] Jax/rizon I'm sorry when people open the door to be an asshole I'm just better at it

[19:19:40] Jax/rizon so don't do it

[19:19:52] Jax/rizon You called me an idiot

[19:19:56] Jax/rizon So yes, you did

[19:20:01] Jax/rizon And now you're paying for it

[19:21:03] Jax/rizon ...

[19:21:07] Jax/rizon Bro.

[19:21:10] Jax/rizon I am not the one.

[19:21:38] Jax/rizon I'm ignoring you so don't bother

[19:21:40] Jax/rizon Fuck you

[19:22:11] Jax/rizon Dude insults me then escalates

[19:23:50] Jax/rizon Time to go work out instead of being mad at fucktards.

[19:31:10] Jax/rizon I didn't get married, but ny daughter's mom dumped me 3 months pregnant when I punched a wall after realizing she was talking to another guy

[19:31:43] Jax/rizon Love is...tricky.

[19:32:31] Jax/rizon I wish people tried to understand themselves more before they try to find themselves in other people

[19:32:38] Jax/rizon It would cause less heartache.

[19:32:58] Jax/rizon I was guilty of it.

[19:33:05] Jax/rizon That's why I got burned. Love is blind.

[19:34:01] Jax/rizon I smoke before going to work, but yesterday I had to interact with people and make an impression, so I made sure to smoke two hours beforehand and shower

[19:34:33] Jax/rizon \g truth is if you get used to existing a certain way doing otherwise feels unnatural after a while

[19:35:01] Jax/rizon lol that's me

[19:35:13] Jax/rizon Ounce every two weeks

[19:35:35] Jax/rizon Yeah, it changes

[19:49:28] Jax/rizon One day I got home from work and the porch at my house is dark because the light stopped working one day. My roommate would smoke out on the porch around the corner from the door and I didn't know he was there, so he decided to follow me into the house silently

[19:49:56] Jax/rizon I felt his presence behind me, literally, and stopped and almost smashed in his nose with an overhand backhand to his face

[19:50:06] Jax/rizon Just had the sense

[19:50:23] Jax/rizon ya

[19:50:46] Jax/rizon I didn't get him because I realized while I was doing it

[19:50:51] Jax/rizon It was reflex

[19:51:10] Jax/rizon I have to tell people not to sneak up on me :\

[19:51:33] Jax/rizon lol

[19:51:39] Jax/rizon I'll join

[19:54:22] Jax/rizon lol

[19:54:42] Jax/rizon Ah. He's here.

[19:55:25] Jax/rizon CrystalMath here will let people talk about fucking my daughter and call it freedom of speech

[19:55:30] Jax/rizon She's 10.

[19:56:35] Jax/rizon Yeah me neither because of this tard.

[22:51:14] Jax/rizon ...

[22:51:20] Jax/rizon lol @ DickHunt

[22:51:36] Jax/rizon I read it like that like a silly man

[22:51:39] Jax/rizon smh

[23:06:44] Jax/rizon wtffff

[23:07:01] Jax/rizon deadly I worked out earlier and now the espresso isn't doing it

[23:07:05] Jax/rizon ;(

[23:07:18] Jax/rizon tired af

[23:07:43] Jax/rizon Only been at work an hour

[23:07:54] Jax/rizon I slept like shit the last two nights tbh

[23:08:33] Jax/rizon deadly I'll arrange for hookers and blow to be delivered to my shack immediately

[23:08:55] Jax/rizon I know I can get blow

[23:09:12] Jax/rizon 100% sure I can get hookers with blow and my looks

[23:09:36] Jax/rizon ty ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[23:09:59] Jax/rizon yeah that's a good thing man some people are stupid about it

[23:10:23] Jax/rizon that's like saying life is gay because dicks exist and they get uncomfortable

[23:11:09] Jax/rizon lol nice

[23:11:21] Jax/rizon I haven't seen it in a long time now that I think about it

[23:11:27] Jax/rizon honestly I haven't really done anything festive

[23:11:54] Jax/rizon time to go bless the loo in my guard shack

[23:12:22] Jax/rizon You know what, I was kinda down the last few weeks but overall I feel good now

[23:12:29] Jax/rizon everything gets better

[23:12:32] Jax/rizon from here

[23:12:43] Jax/rizon Glad you feel good brother

[23:21:58] Jax/rizon everybody left the plant and the lights didn't kick on

[23:22:05] Jax/rizon I will have to patrol now

[23:22:09] Jax/rizon things are not normal

[23:23:26] Jax/rizon I have to let the work car warm up. Had I known people left earlier I would have checked things sooner. I'm kinda blind to things right now from here

[23:24:19] Jax/rizon anyway everything is kosher once things are sorted and everything is in full swing here my job will basically just be to open a gate

[23:24:29] Jax/rizon bbl

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