Thursday, December 21, 2023
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ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon
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Jax/rizon
I'm struggling without that coffee
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slim/rizon
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Angel/rizon
[reddit] Batman here! AMA (Ask Me Anything) ('Humor :Harley-Quinn-Arkham:' flair) (https://i.redd.it/yy855cry8f7c1.jpeg) to r/BatmanArkham | 4479 points (95.0%) | 548 comments | Posted by TheInfamousBatman | Created at 2023-12-20 - 09:50:02GMT
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wez/rizon
brews Jax a stove top purculated coffee
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Jax/rizon
I will go steal coffee from the admin building as soon as everyone has left
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.148s, which makes you a total of 1083 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Jax/rizon
pretty sure they don't care at all honestly
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Jax/rizon
they're about to put a coffee maker in my shack
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Syndus/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.058s, which makes you a total of 1084 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a hunting magazine. Reading it makes you gain 10 xp points ! [10 xp]
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thegaffler/rizon
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Syndus/rizon
irish666: Have you ever tried making your own noodles?
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Syndus/rizon
Udon, rice, squid, the multi grain Italian rainbow of wtv
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Zentahryn/rizon
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DarthKilroy/rizon
how Many times do I need to fucking hear that joke /joke
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Valware/rizon
tilts her h@
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Valware/rizon
eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo eskimo
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Valware/rizon
slaps eskimo with a cactus
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eskimo/rizon
slaps Valware around a bit with a large thaleichthys pacificus
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Valware/rizon
juts her chin
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Valware/rizon
wipes her shoulder and swaggers around #computertech
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Valware/rizon
is it a TV show/movie? it's unlikely I've ever seen it
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Borat - Vanilla Face (Hotel Scene) :: (00:24) :: Views 497,962 :: Rating [+] 5,797 likes [+] 5,797 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Valware/rizon
entertainment is not entertaining for me >.>
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Valware/rizon
is weird
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Valware/rizon
likes music
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eskimo/rizon
fav band is probably a band called brand new
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Valware/rizon
show me your fav song of your fav band eskibro
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Brand New - Mene :: (02:34) :: Views 987,371 :: Rating [+] 8,901 likes [+] 8,901 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Valware/rizon
hastily turns down the volume
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Valware/rizon
looks at the time, 01:03am >.>
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Valware/rizon
hang on I wanna restart the song I didn't listen to the lyrics just now
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Brand New - Mene (Lyric Video - Unofficial) :: (02:29) :: Views 15,482 :: Rating [+] 257 likes [+] 257 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Valware/rizon
Q_Q yo that was actually quite beautiful and sad
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eskimo/rizon
that's kinda what I like in my music
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thegaffler/rizon
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Valware/rizon
well, if it's what makes you feel stuff, then good =]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.482s, which makes you a total of 1085 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Valware > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Valware > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.
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Valware/rizon
I actually don't have a favourite, I guess if I did have favourites I would choose a favourite by a category such as genre or era
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Crazy Town - Butterfly (Official Video) :: (03:34) :: Views 223,703,442 :: Rating [+] 1,548,621 likes [+] 1,548,621 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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DuckHunt/rizon
mrinfinity > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.373s, which makes you a total of 1086 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Valware/rizon
okay eskimo, I'll give you the song which has been stuck in my head now for about 4 or 5 months and I can't stop listening to it for some reason, and people have told me the band did better songs but nothing seems to hit like this no matter how many times I play it
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Blondie - Maria :: (03:03) :: Views 30,013,705 :: Rating [+] 202,200 likes [+] 202,200 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Valware/rizon
if you close your eyes it could be like a guy ;)
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\g/rizon
What do you have against female singers
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Paramore: Ignorance [OFFICIAL VIDEO] :: (03:40) :: Views 151,971,201 :: Rating [+] 807,761 likes [+] 807,761 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Valware/rizon
\g straight up to enjoy music you have to have something you feel you can relate to and you can't help what you relate to
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Valware/rizon
I'll listen to it after I played this great track
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Valware/rizon
dances
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\g/rizon
I enjoy music but I don't often feel like i can relate to it
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Valware/rizon
you'll relate to it in energy or emotion, you don't have to relate to the words
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication (Official Music Video) [HD UPGRADE] :: (05:22) :: Views 1,110,656,618 :: Rating [+] 4,807,849 likes [+] 4,807,849 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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systwi/rizon
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thegaffler/rizon
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wez/rizon
hands mrinfinity a hot toddy
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Ahsoka/rizon
Whats wrong with mrinfinity, other than covering infinite space?
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Ahsoka/rizon
Not feeling his usual omnipotent self?
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esjay/rizon
17:11:58 <@Valware> esjay: there are many compliant clients who implement what they like in their own way, for example mSL with it's scripty-ness can lets users do what they want with $msgtags()
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esjay/rizon
I personally don't think a user should have to supply core irc functionality via scripting
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esjay/rizon
Accepted standards should be default, not via extending
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wez/rizon
Ahsoka: Putting a pronoun on infinity perhaps?
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Ahsoka/rizon
Its mrinfinity so i assume hes a dude
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wez/rizon
esjay: Does that mean you would rather use Django over Flask?
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Ahsoka/rizon
Its been awhile since i pulled the phoenix wright joke
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wez/rizon
Ahsoka: Yeah, which is in response to your question: 12:35 <@Ahsoka> Whats wrong with mrinfinity, other than covering infinite space?
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Syndus/rizon
Question. I'm a grown man with the sudden urge to watch courage the cowardly dog tonight after I smoke.
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Syndus/rizon
I'm old enough to not watch kids cartoons but that show is fucking cool
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TheFatherMind/rizon
Syndus lots of grown ass men watch cartoons or play legos or like those little horse things.. It is fine as long as you continue to handle your responsibilies.
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TheFatherMind/rizon
There is very little difference between watching cartoons and playing your playstation.
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End3r/rizon
shark week shark week shark week
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esjay/rizon
that site lists thelounge as not supporting webirc, but it does
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Jax/rizon
So they could have a reason for future guns
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Angel/rizon
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phonekait/rizon
End3r: does that mean you're on your period now?
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End3r/rizon
dick drips blood
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wofmobile/rizon
jog, work, gym, pub, haircut, then xmas party tomorrow
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esjay/rizon
phonekait; I'd rather kms than work tomorrow
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esjay/rizon
one of my techs made me contemplate just leaving
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phonekait/rizon
My brother/co-biller still doesn't understand simple tasks.
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fifel/rizon
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Syndus/rizon
Bill gates has very shapely breasts now
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down one of the ducks in 2mn11.582s, which makes you a total of 597 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find AP ammo ! Damage from your weapon is doubled for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn13.745s, which makes you a total of 598 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You already own this item. It will expire in 20 hours 12 minutes and 53 seconds, 6 uses left.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 10 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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wofmobile/rizon
rubs
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You buy a life insurance in exchange for 10 xp points. For 1 week, if you are victim of a hunting accident, you win 2x the level of the shooter in xp points. This insurance is for single use.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You buy a liability insurance in exchange for 5 xp points. For 2 days, the xp penalty will be divided by 3 if you cause a hunting accident. Your purchase made you go back to level 30 (duck eviscerator).
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/7 | Chargers: 5/5
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systwi/rizon
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Fr0sty/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.825s, which makes you a total of 599 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 31 (ducks terror). \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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zaymington/rizon
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jack3/rizon
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End3r/rizon
kicked ComputerTech/rizon (wake up)
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 21.792s, which makes you a total of 32 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.971s, which makes you a total of 1087 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.885s, which makes you a total of 600 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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jeff_stacey/rizon
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fifel/rizon
salutes with a eggplant.
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Jax/rizon
I seriously feel like I'm doing somethig wrong
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Jax/rizon
Is it really just my job to open a gate now?
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Jax/rizon
I just get paid to sit here and not even look for crime?
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Jax/rizon
is in disbelief.
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KurtGodel/rizon
sounds to me like someone's paying you to get a lot of reading done
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fifel/rizon
Jax: I take it you’re going to read Engels or Hegel?
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fifel/rizon
Or maybe British 19th century novellists
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Jax/rizon
And I'll start my own business venture as well
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wofmobile/rizon
I had a job that they didn't give me shit to-do for 3 months I learned SQL, puppet, and perl left a year later
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wofmobile/rizon
the market is a written book you'll never beat it and I've got two family members who were given 30 and 50 thousand dollars to work the market and failed
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Angel/rizon
wofmobile meant to say: the market isn'5 a written book you'll never beat it and I've got two family members who were given 30 and 50 thousand dollars to work the market and failed
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/7 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 9.035s, which makes you a total of 1088 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 7/7 | Chargers: 4/5
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Syndus/rizon
Bob Saget and Sonic the Hedgehog fucked and had a baby.
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Peorth/rizon
can you not say shit like that please
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mrinfinity/rizon
i'd just like to make it clear that we as half operators do not condone Syndus' in anyway
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jeff_stacey/rizon
hurray for glynn simmons ending his 48 year holiday in jail
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Rizon/rizon
kicked jeff_stacey/rizon (no (Peorth))
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jeff_stacey/rizon
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jeff_stacey/rizon
pets Peorth
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DuckHunt/rizon
The last duck has been seen 16 minutes and 58 seconds ago.
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Syndus/rizon
No. Bit I'm earing rice Kristin's and I distinctly heard snap crackle fat fuck. Just making sure it was my cereal and not you.
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Syndus/rizon
Ppl were way too cereal all day today
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mrinfinity/rizon
mine involved taking my mother to the emergency room and being slapped in the face by reality
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slim/rizon
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Syndus/rizon
gives stones to mrinfinity
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mrinfinity/rizon
thanks, i'll be needing those to build a mud hut here soon
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Syndus/rizon
Had plenty of work, just nowhere to go
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wez/rizon
Why you own a police car
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mrinfinity/rizon
i moved out and had my own apartment around 17-18 working since i was 16
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wemadeit/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.48s, which makes you a total of 601 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find sunglasses ! You are protected against bedazzlement for 24h and in addition, it's so spiffy.
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ComputerTech/rizon
itches [itchyjunk]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.48s, which makes you a total of 1089 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Syndus/rizon
Boy I tell ya what, this really activates my almonds. They are fully erect and fizzy with mirth.
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[itchyjunk]/rizon
Valware, you don't lurk freenode anymore? I thought you did a while back
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ComputerTech/rizon
itches [itchyjunk] some more
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[itchyjunk]/rizon
moans some more
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esjay/rizon
23:42:30 <%Syndus> Ever lived out of a car?
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esjay/rizon
23:42:57 <%Syndus> I did it at 16 with a crown vic ^_^
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esjay/rizon
Weirdly enough, I did that same exact shit. Living out of a crown vic at 16