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[00:00:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:00:09] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[00:00:09] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.755s, which makes you a total of 609 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[00:01:42] deadly/rizon CoolKevin isnt cool

[00:02:43] CoolKevin/rizon oh

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[00:03:27] deadly/rizon yeah

[00:03:35] deadly/rizon someone had to tell you

[00:04:22] CoolKevin/rizon lucky I do not listen to gossip

[00:04:30] deadly/rizon its not gossip

[00:04:36] deadly/rizon its FACT!

[00:04:46] CoolKevin/rizon ok

[00:04:54] deadly/rizon :)

[00:04:55] Ahsoka/rizon Its a trap

[00:04:57] CoolKevin/rizon keep dreaming

[00:05:15] deadly/rizon i dream about being as cool as you

[00:05:26] deadly/rizon im just putting on a front

[00:05:39] deadly/rizon i can't stand being in ur coolness

[00:05:49] deadly/rizon while im such a nerd

[00:06:26] CoolKevin/rizon nice

[00:06:33] deadly/rizon :(

[00:06:43] deadly/rizon ur so awesome and cool mate

[00:06:45] Ahsoka/rizon Stick your head in a freezer it'll make you cool

[00:06:47] deadly/rizon im sorry

[00:07:06] deadly/rizon Ahsoka i know we made up

[00:07:13] deadly/rizon but ur jokes suck

[00:08:35] Ahsoka/rizon At leadt most of the time but i do have rare funny moments

[00:09:07] deadly/rizon when lol

[00:09:29] deadly/rizon never made me laugh i don't think :(

[00:10:49] Ahsoka/rizon My sense of humor doesn't mesh with yours i have made ComputerTech laugh

[00:11:54] deadly/rizon ComputerTech is simple!

[00:12:18] deadly/rizon .k ComputerTech

[00:12:19] Ahsoka/rizon Lol

[00:12:22] deadly/rizon :(

[00:13:24] Ahsoka/rizon Maybe like the force my humor only works on the weak minded?

[00:13:39] deadly/rizon probably mate

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[00:13:46] Valware meight

[00:13:55] deadly/rizon you know any sick jokes?

[00:13:56] irish666/rizon im soooooooooo hungry ;;;;________;;;;; i want onion rings

[00:14:02] irish666/rizon fucccckkkkkkkk

[00:14:20] Valware get onion rings!!

[00:14:25] irish666/rizon cant

[00:14:31] irish666/rizon too fat to exist

[00:14:41] deadly/rizon i have onion rings

[00:14:41] Valware what

[00:14:48] irish666/rizon not my words, thats what my doctor said

[00:14:49] deadly/rizon i'll email you some lol

[00:14:52] irish666/rizon lol

[00:15:09] deadly/rizon not had them in a while actually

[00:15:11] Valware "too fat to exist" is not a doctoral diagnosis :/

[00:15:13] irish666/rizon they sell some near me with coca cola batter? idfk but they taste normal and good

[00:15:17] deadly/rizon covered in salt

[00:15:17] Valware that's just... body shaming I think..

[00:15:20] irish666/rizon Valware: it is

[00:15:39] deadly/rizon irish666

[00:15:42] irish666/rizon yeah

[00:15:45] Valware how fat are you?

[00:15:47] deadly/rizon you like salt on them?

[00:16:07] irish666/rizon yeah salt and ketchup would be ace

[00:16:15] deadly/rizon i like salt on my onion rings

[00:16:16] Ahsoka/rizon Most restaurants seem to not get how to make a good onion ring, same goes to pepper poppers

[00:16:18] deadly/rizon yeahhhhhh

[00:16:35] deadly/rizon i normally just have salt

[00:16:44] irish666/rizon uh 190 days of deficit Valware

[00:16:48] deadly/rizon but tomato sauce would be decent lol

[00:16:52] Valware what does that mean

[00:16:56] irish666/rizon im at 171 lbs now

[00:17:01] irish666/rizon from 232 lol

[00:17:03] irish666/rizon im so

[00:17:03] deadly/rizon thats light

[00:17:10] deadly/rizon well done irish

[00:17:11] Valware I'm not good at converting weight to size D: one sec

[00:17:24] irish666/rizon deadly i wanna eat the entire world lol

[00:17:24] Valware that's not fat

[00:17:26] deadly/rizon big weight loss

[00:17:28] Ahsoka/rizon Im 98 lbs

[00:17:40] deadly/rizon whats that in stone

[00:17:41] Valware 7 stone

[00:17:55] irish666/rizon i lost like 4.5 stone

[00:17:59] irish666/rizon yeah weird

[00:18:02] Ahsoka/rizon But im 4 11

[00:18:08] irish666/rizon midget lol

[00:18:09] deadly/rizon im 6ft 4

[00:18:27] deadly/rizon im about 16 stone

[00:18:31] deadly/rizon beer belly

[00:18:35] irish666/rizon 5 foot 9 and eating 1250kcal is fucking rough

[00:18:42] deadly/rizon skinny on me arms n legs

[00:18:54] deadly/rizon just my gut

[00:19:48] deadly/rizon oh well lost 9 stone since early 30's

[00:19:50] deadly/rizon lol

[00:19:57] irish666/rizon onion rings get fucked up so often like they try to fob me off with breaded bullshit sometimes

[00:20:00] irish666/rizon wow 9

[00:20:11] deadly/rizon yeah

[00:20:21] deadly/rizon i was 25 stone drinking every night

[00:20:30] deadly/rizon im like 16 now

[00:20:45] irish666/rizon i need to buy shoes to run in cause its winter and the ground has turned to shit

[00:20:51] deadly/rizon just a beer gut

[00:20:56] deadly/rizon yeah

[00:21:06] deadly/rizon i ain't got a run in me lol

[00:21:27] irish666/rizon lol me neither i can jog but running is deadly

[00:21:36] deadly/rizon yeah i can walk

[00:21:42] deadly/rizon walk for miles

[00:21:45] irish666/rizon i can run half a mile rn and die at the end

[00:21:56] irish666/rizon lol

[00:22:00] deadly/rizon but no where nice to walk round here

[00:22:18] deadly/rizon shit hole no nice parks

[00:22:26] deadly/rizon just a ghetto

[00:22:35] irish666/rizon its very select here too, probably gonna be playing dodge-the-dog-shit a lot of the time

[00:22:43] deadly/rizon probably get stabbed doing a walk

[00:22:54] deadly/rizon yeah and dog shit

[00:23:20] deadly/rizon pisses me off lol

[00:23:39] irish666/rizon you see a lot of yuppies jogging n running, the healthy bastards so im gonna try and become one

[00:23:44] deadly/rizon you hopping on discord irish666

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[00:24:10] irish666/rizon tomorrow i will i dont have much battery rn

[00:24:16] deadly/rizon ok mate

[00:24:23] irish666/rizon yeah tomorrow should be good

[00:24:36] deadly/rizon i'll not be on tomorrow im busy

[00:24:44] irish666/rizon ah fuck

[00:24:53] deadly/rizon yeah

[00:25:00] deadly/rizon nearly xmas innit

[00:25:07] irish666/rizon oh yeah shit

[00:25:09] deadly/rizon we'll see

[00:25:26] deadly/rizon might do

[00:25:33] irish666/rizon you buy yourself anything this year?

[00:25:42] deadly/rizon nah

[00:25:49] deadly/rizon just sorted family out

[00:26:21] irish666/rizon yeah same

[00:26:51] deadly/rizon fuck that guy

[00:27:11] irish666/rizon botting the birds innit

[00:27:16] deadly/rizon script using prick

[00:27:21] deadly/rizon lol

[00:27:24] deadly/rizon yeah

[00:27:59] deadly/rizon im not arsed

[00:28:07] deadly/rizon i hardly play it

[00:28:20] deadly/rizon but it should be classed as cheating

[00:28:26] irish666/rizon it is

[00:28:31] irish666/rizon it used to be anyways

[00:28:37] deadly/rizon ya

[00:28:45] deadly/rizon just chanstats now

[00:28:59] deadly/rizon ComputerTech trying to get to #1

[00:29:01] irish666/rizon man eating food is such bullshit they put some special crack in it to make me addicted to crap

[00:29:09] deadly/rizon lol

[00:29:15] deadly/rizon you starving yeah

[00:29:21] irish666/rizon started dreaming about all sorts of shit

[00:29:22] deadly/rizon you got no gum?

[00:29:38] * Syndus/rizon throws potatoes and cabbage

[00:29:41] irish666/rizon just ran out yeah didnt notice

[00:29:41] deadly/rizon im not a big eater

[00:29:51] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon hubba bubba or bubble yum gum?

[00:29:53] deadly/rizon i just drink

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[00:30:04] irish666/rizon it was extra, and it was shit lol

[00:30:12] irish666/rizon ah booze

[00:30:15] deadly/rizon yeah lol

[00:30:19] irish666/rizon that'll do it lol

[00:30:26] irish666/rizon i dont drink but id eat the house

[00:30:34] deadly/rizon thats why im skinny on the legs n arms ut not the gut

[00:30:46] deadly/rizon but not the gut lol

[00:31:05] irish666/rizon lol yeah it all falls differently

[00:31:35] irish666/rizon eating the amount of protein i am now makes me wanna top myself lol

[00:31:45] deadly/rizon lol

[00:31:46] irish666/rizon like 130-160g

[00:31:54] deadly/rizon i hate eating bro

[00:32:00] ysalamiri/rizon wb jeff

[00:32:13] deadly/rizon ysalamiri go bed bro

[00:32:18] irish666/rizon yeah i hate eating consistently... one n done

[00:32:23] irish666/rizon is what i like

[00:32:30] deadly/rizon i eat once a day if that

[00:32:53] irish666/rizon what do you drink mostly

[00:32:57] deadly/rizon had a chicken mayo sarnie today

[00:32:59] irish666/rizon any beer?

[00:33:01] deadly/rizon lager

[00:33:04] irish666/rizon ah

[00:33:09] deadly/rizon mainly fosters

[00:33:14] franstam/rizon lager is nice

[00:33:14] deadly/rizon cheap beer

[00:33:16] irish666/rizon where from, the sandwich

[00:33:20] irish666/rizon you made it?

[00:33:24] deadly/rizon yeah

[00:33:31] deadly/rizon chicken breast

[00:33:35] deadly/rizon light mayo

[00:33:42] deadly/rizon white bread lol

[00:33:51] irish666/rizon nice one i could do with with some sandwich making materials

[00:33:58] deadly/rizon yeah

[00:34:06] deadly/rizon you still in the cabin

[00:34:14] irish666/rizon yeah

[00:34:21] irish666/rizon dark as all fuck

[00:34:24] deadly/rizon need a piss might even turn into a shit brb

[00:34:29] irish666/rizon lol

[00:34:42] irish666/rizon gonna smoke

[00:36:20] deadly/rizon was a wee

[00:36:22] deadly/rizon lol

[00:36:30] deadly/rizon smoke thats an idea

[00:37:03] deadly/rizon fu End3r

[00:37:14] deadly/rizon fu End3r

[00:37:17] End3r/rizon fu deadly

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[00:37:37] TheFatherMind/rizon WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!

[00:37:53] deadly/rizon ur gay thats what

[00:38:07] ysalamiri/rizon idiots like u shouting?

[00:38:10] TheFatherMind/rizon I think there needs to be a blow test before people are alowed to use ops.

[00:38:40] deadly/rizon stop using a script

[00:38:48] deadly/rizon then it'll be sweet fgt

[00:39:26] ysalamiri/rizon heh

[00:39:26] TheFatherMind/rizon Oh god

[00:39:29] ysalamiri/rizon u say lamer

[00:39:33] ysalamiri/rizon eat shit and die is it?

[00:39:52] ysalamiri/rizon treat ppl as u wish to be treat

[00:40:02] ysalamiri/rizon or i urinate on u for fun.

[00:40:04] TheFatherMind/rizon I am not even talking to him.

[00:40:12] ysalamiri/rizon well get a grip

[00:40:26] deadly/rizon ur a fag turn ur script off and play when ur here

[00:40:32] End3r/rizon Just because I am a dick

[00:40:46] deadly/rizon u are a dick en3

[00:40:55] ysalamiri/rizon good call End3r

[00:41:01] deadly/rizon you removed all bans

[00:41:14] ysalamiri/rizon no deadly, its weekend, shit needs a reboot

[00:41:25] End3r/rizon good lord

[00:41:27] End3r/rizon ffs

[00:41:36] ysalamiri/rizon .//ban End3r :P

[00:41:49] TheFatherMind/rizon That would be op abuse.

[00:42:01] deadly/rizon ur bot abusing

[00:42:08] End3r/rizon if the ban meant something, it would be on akick

[00:42:12] ysalamiri/rizon thats all i've saw since day i joined here

[00:42:20] ysalamiri/rizon op banning fellow chanop

[00:42:28] TheFatherMind/rizon THIS IS WAR!!!

[00:42:30] ysalamiri/rizon the wrong way to chanop. join #computertech

[00:42:37] TheFatherMind/rizon The gods fighting each other....

[00:42:38] deadly/rizon End3r ur drunk go sleep

[00:42:51] ysalamiri/rizon no its not, if it was war, you'd be in a hospital ward.

[00:42:53] End3r/rizon I wish

[00:43:06] deadly/rizon foxy punish him

[00:43:11] * End3r/rizon dances with deadly

[00:43:24] deadly/rizon gay

[00:43:31] * End3r/rizon grabs deadly's ass

[00:43:35] deadly/rizon first you ask me to eat ur ass

[00:43:39] End3r/rizon how about some suga baby?

[00:43:51] deadly/rizon now ur trying to dance with me

[00:44:00] deadly/rizon then u grab my bottom

[00:44:19] * End3r/rizon goes in for a kiss

[00:44:28] deadly/rizon fuck it

[00:44:32] * deadly/rizon snogs

[00:44:34] End3r/rizon XD

[00:45:08] deadly/rizon my beer tasted salty tonight

[00:45:20] End3r/rizon sorry, I got excited

[00:45:27] deadly/rizon i might have wanked over my left overs

[00:45:41] ysalamiri/rizon lmao

[00:45:56] deadly/rizon only had 7

[00:46:07] deadly/rizon but an extra 18 lol

[00:46:18] End3r/rizon I may break open the whiskey tonight

[00:46:25] ysalamiri/rizon careful icarus

[00:46:39] deadly/rizon do it End3r

[00:46:53] ysalamiri/rizon party til they cart ye

[00:46:57] ysalamiri/rizon har har

[00:47:04] deadly/rizon ysalamiri go bed you old cunt

[00:47:10] End3r/rizon lulz

[00:47:15] ysalamiri/rizon no chance ya manc

[00:47:18] End3r/rizon .f

[00:47:18] Internets/rizon :: Lynn Haven, FL, USA :: Friday Scattered Clouds 12C / 55F 11C / 52F :: Saturday Broken Clouds 11C / 52F 10C / 50F :: Sunday Overcast Clouds 10C / 50F 10C / 50F :: Monday Overcast Clouds 10C / 50F 10C / 50F ::

[00:47:21] ysalamiri/rizon still loads left

[00:47:23] deadly/rizon mr manc

[00:47:35] ysalamiri/rizon in fact i started to sober up a bit

[00:47:38] deadly/rizon i got 11 beers left

[00:47:53] deadly/rizon still sober

[00:47:53] ysalamiri/rizon im gonna get a spliff sorted

[00:47:56] deadly/rizon fml

[00:48:12] ysalamiri/rizon aye but how many boatlz ae toilet duck ?

[00:48:20] ysalamiri/rizon fyl?

[00:48:24] deadly/rizon not much

[00:48:32] deadly/rizon only got half

[00:48:32] ysalamiri/rizon i got ya

[00:48:39] ysalamiri/rizon loads left me oldy

[00:48:44] deadly/rizon still got abit left

[00:48:52] ysalamiri/rizon brb, reefers dun roll emselves rofl

[00:48:58] deadly/rizon lol ok

[00:49:07] * End3r/rizon sticks with his bong

[00:49:16] deadly/rizon i loved bongs

[00:49:25] End3r/rizon I got a Hoss Glass bong

[00:49:27] ysalamiri/rizon i call em boyoings

[00:49:29] End3r/rizon I fucking love it

[00:49:32] deadly/rizon i had 25 bongs i cherished them

[00:49:35] ysalamiri/rizon oh they just kill me

[00:49:39] ysalamiri/rizon pipes too

[00:49:47] ysalamiri/rizon even with just solids

[00:49:47] End3r/rizon My nurse friend bought it for me

[00:49:48] deadly/rizon i don't smoke weed anymore

[00:49:56] ysalamiri/rizon im too auld for bongs n pipes

[00:50:03] ysalamiri/rizon im crazy enuff

[00:50:07] deadly/rizon yeah

[00:50:16] End3r/rizon I just hit it 2 or 3 times, then I am good

[00:50:17] deadly/rizon ur like 60 arent you ysalamiri

[00:50:29] ysalamiri/rizon 19 and a bit

[00:50:32] ysalamiri/rizon -ahem-

[00:50:43] deadly/rizon lol

[00:50:47] ysalamiri/rizon 50 mucka

[00:50:48] deadly/rizon 79 then lol

[00:50:59] ysalamiri/rizon lol fook off ya phjat skinny cunt

[00:51:08] deadly/rizon typical scotsman

[00:51:09] ysalamiri/rizon lemme wrap a cpl eh

[00:51:18] deadly/rizon fucking fiend lol

[00:51:24] End3r/rizon speaking of bong.

[00:51:29] End3r/rizon it is about that time

[00:51:31] End3r/rizon brb

[00:51:32] ysalamiri/rizon ~ ;� ~

[00:51:49] phonekait/rizon Weirdos.

[00:52:01] deadly/rizon hi phonekait

[00:52:06] deadly/rizon get yer rat oot

[00:52:18] deadly/rizon ysalamiri will appreciate that lol

[00:52:26] phonekait/rizon What rat?

[00:52:38] deadly/rizon between ur legs lol

[00:53:02] phonekait/rizon No that's between your legs. Mine's a work of art.

[00:53:21] ysalamiri/rizon !nurse

[00:54:29] deadly/rizon get yer rat oot

[00:54:39] phonekait/rizon deadly: eat shit

[00:54:49] deadly/rizon ur shit?

[00:54:53] deadly/rizon kinky

[00:54:55] deadly/rizon lol

[00:55:06] deadly/rizon wow im tired man lol

[00:55:21] deadly/rizon need to get beer for over xmas lol

[00:55:45] deadly/rizon got two boxes for saturday

[00:56:28] deadly/rizon big night of boxing

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[00:59:00] deadly/rizon someome attempting to flood the channel lol

[00:59:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:59:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:59:04] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 4.292s, which makes you a total of 1102 ducks (including 111 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [41 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[00:59:10] deadly/rizon cheat

[00:59:15] deadly/rizon fu

[00:59:25] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[00:59:25] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/7 | Chargers: 5/5

[00:59:29] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[00:59:30] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/5 | Chargers: 5/5

[00:59:32] deadly/rizon turn ur script off

[00:59:57] deadly/rizon fucking faggot

[01:00:16] End3r/rizon lulz

[01:00:32] deadly/rizon End3r

[01:00:36] deadly/rizon guys a cunt

[01:00:47] deadly/rizon scripting it sort it out

[01:00:52] End3r/rizon I like him

[01:00:54] End3r/rizon also

[01:01:01] End3r/rizon every time i video with him

[01:01:10] End3r/rizon he screams duck and hits his macro

[01:01:15] deadly/rizon cyber sex

[01:01:19] deadly/rizon i see

[01:01:24] deadly/rizon gay cunt

[01:01:26] End3r/rizon so, he actually pushes a button

[01:01:34] deadly/rizon he doesn't

[01:01:35] ysalamiri/rizon hey obfuscat3

[01:01:44] obfuscat3/rizon howdy! Hi all

[01:01:46] TheFatherMind/rizon * hotkey

[01:01:51] TheFatherMind/rizon no macro

[01:01:57] deadly/rizon ur a cheater

[01:02:30] ysalamiri/rizon aye well, soon be crimbo eh

[01:02:34] mrinfinity/rizon howdy!

[01:02:51] TheFatherMind/rizon You would think that the fact that I yell duck 3 times every time it would give people a good chance to get in front of me.

[01:03:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:03:02] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[01:03:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.404s, which makes you a total of 1103 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:03:07] mrinfinity/rizon yeah i was going to say he goes "DUCK! DUCK! DUCK!" as if he's giving us a warning

[01:03:07] ysalamiri/rizon 'tis the season to be merry ( proper pished n charged ups ).

[01:03:08] deadly/rizon shock

[01:03:11] mrinfinity/rizon then presses his button

[01:03:18] mrinfinity/rizon i made mine a double click for the screen

[01:03:33] Syndus/rizon Oi

[01:03:34] TheFatherMind/rizon oh that is clever.

[01:03:41] ysalamiri/rizon twice the icdiocy, nice

[01:03:43] Syndus/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzfSrJXMKZ4 this mix is great

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[01:03:47] deadly/rizon ur full of shit TheFatherMind

[01:03:51] mrinfinity/rizon i only have like 20 ducks

[01:03:57] mrinfinity/rizon !duckstats

[01:04:03] mrinfinity/rizon !reload

[01:04:03] DuckHunt/rizon mrinfinity > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 1/2

[01:04:19] ysalamiri/rizon someone kill that damn duck

[01:04:23] TheFatherMind/rizon I wish it gave you the percentage of ALL ducks you have killed.

[01:04:26] ysalamiri/rizon its heroin to u all

[01:04:35] mrinfinity/rizon calculate it yourself

[01:04:39] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[01:04:39] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 4/5

[01:04:41] ysalamiri/rizon i swear i pmsl watching grtown men go crazy over it

[01:04:43] TheFatherMind/rizon !SHOP 2

[01:04:45] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.

[01:04:45] ysalamiri/rizon -t

[01:04:53] ysalamiri/rizon !hookahz

[01:06:21] Syndus/rizon No

[01:06:30] Syndus/rizon NO!

[01:06:52] deadly/rizon Syndus go bed

[01:06:53] Syndus/rizon THEYRE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU

[01:06:59] Syndus/rizon No!

[01:08:18] phonekait/rizon It's 8pm where I am

[01:08:21] Ahsoka/rizon Sleeping is for the gays

[01:08:27] phonekait/rizon deadly: go the fuck to bed

[01:09:44] Ahsoka/rizon You mean go fuck himself in bed?

[01:12:36] mrinfinity/rizon no, as in, go to bed, I fucking mean it!

[01:13:18] phonekait/rizon Ahsoka: if it means him going away, yes

[01:14:00] Syndus/rizon Hey

[01:14:40] Syndus/rizon I need someone to wash me in the hot tub

[01:14:52] TheFatherMind/rizon My wife would totally do that for me.

[01:15:00] Syndus/rizon A tone have a koofah?

[01:15:03] Syndus/rizon Loofah

[01:15:05] TheFatherMind/rizon She even cuts my fingernails.

[01:15:06] Syndus/rizon Lol

[01:15:32] phonekait/rizon TheFatherMind: you married an actual child, shut the fuck up

[01:15:34] Syndus/rizon I keep telling you that's a Korean bath house you twit

[01:15:49] TheFatherMind/rizon FYI That is not true

[01:16:15] phonekait/rizon You're what, 50 and she's in her early 20s.

[01:16:18] TheFatherMind/rizon I waited till she was older than 16.

[01:16:25] phonekait/rizon Like that's a prize.

[01:16:31] TheFatherMind/rizon She was in her 20's when I married her.

[01:16:42] phonekait/rizon So you groomed her, ok

[01:16:59] TheFatherMind/rizon No I met her when she was in her 20's.

[01:16:59] phonekait/rizon Still gross.

[01:17:07] Syndus/rizon Y yall so nasty to eachother?

[01:17:28] phonekait/rizon Syndus: he's in his 50s and is married to a literal child.

[01:17:35] phonekait/rizon That's gross on so many levels.

[01:17:44] Syndus/rizon Idc

[01:17:45] deadly/rizon oi

[01:18:00] deadly/rizon my dad was 12 years older than my mum

[01:18:11] phonekait/rizon That's not as bad a difference.

[01:18:17] deadly/rizon they loved each other til his dying breath

[01:18:19] phonekait/rizon 20-30 year difference

[01:18:20] phonekait/rizon Ew

[01:18:23] End3r/rizon My wife is 11 years older than I am

[01:18:32] deadly/rizon cougar

[01:18:34] deadly/rizon lol

[01:18:38] End3r/rizon funny story

[01:18:47] End3r/rizon Guess what her high school mascot was

[01:18:53] phonekait/rizon If you're old enough to be that person's parent, you do not belong with that person in a sexual manner.

[01:18:56] mrinfinity/rizon a cougar

[01:18:57] Syndus/rizon Tony the tiger

[01:18:59] End3r/rizon Yup

[01:19:00] deadly/rizon my ext was 5 years older than me

[01:19:10] End3r/rizon I giver shit about it daily

[01:19:11] Syndus/rizon Captain crunch!

[01:19:16] deadly/rizon maybe older

[01:19:27] mrinfinity/rizon i believe love is patience, but if I get married again that's #3

[01:19:41] phonekait/rizon I'm only planning on getting married once.

[01:19:50] deadly/rizon phonekait chill he might have money

[01:19:53] mrinfinity/rizon good, don't rush good things

[01:19:59] phonekait/rizon deadly: still gross

[01:20:01] deadly/rizon gold digger exist lol

[01:20:10] phonekait/rizon mrinfinity: I'm marrying my fiance this April.

[01:20:21] deadly/rizon we on about TheFatherMind

[01:20:21] phonekait/rizon We've been together 5.5 years.

[01:20:22] mrinfinity/rizon wonderful. congratulations

[01:20:36] deadly/rizon can i come phonekait

[01:20:38] TheFatherMind/rizon I am not in my 50's btw

[01:20:42] phonekait/rizon He's old enough to be his wife's father

[01:20:43] TheFatherMind/rizon I am over 50..

[01:20:50] phonekait/rizon That's creepy and gross.

[01:20:55] mrinfinity/rizon i'd love to wake up next to somebody and take on life's mystical journey with somebody as 'real me' and not 'i need a drink' me

[01:20:56] deadly/rizon i'll walk you down the aisle

[01:21:02] phonekait/rizon deadly: no thanks.

[01:21:07] deadly/rizon :(

[01:21:11] phonekait/rizon My wedding is dry, you won't like it

[01:21:22] deadly/rizon oh fuck that lol

[01:21:32] phonekait/rizon I don't drink and Don is a tea totaler.

[01:21:37] Syndus/rizon Mine will be moist

[01:21:43] deadly/rizon fair play

[01:21:57] phonekait/rizon Damn SSRI

[01:22:28] deadly/rizon i don't want a relationship all it is arguments lol

[01:22:42] * sur/rizon gonna sneak a flask into phonekait's wedding

[01:22:44] mrinfinity/rizon that's because you're doing it wrong

[01:22:50] mrinfinity/rizon the correct way is 'yes, babe'

[01:22:51] deadly/rizon nah

[01:22:51] mrinfinity/rizon 'i see, dear'

[01:22:53] Syndus/rizon Might I suggest exhibitionism deadly?

[01:22:58] Syndus/rizon It's fun

[01:23:02] deadly/rizon im chilled but i like to go out

[01:23:04] phonekait/rizon sur: I wouldn't be surprised

[01:23:06] phonekait/rizon Lol

[01:23:29] mrinfinity/rizon she who controls the spice, controls the

[01:23:30] sur/rizon can't blame me :p

[01:23:32] phonekait/rizon As long as you don't drink and drive IDC

[01:23:43] sur/rizon oh nah ubers

[01:23:49] phonekait/rizon Exactly

[01:23:56] Syndus/rizon Controls the water

[01:24:42] Syndus/rizon I can't remember

[01:26:15] mrinfinity/rizon she who controls the spice, controls the universe

[01:26:16] mrinfinity/rizon is the saying

[01:29:49] Syndus/rizon I think it was the power to control the universe is in which finger

[01:29:57] Syndus/rizon Willow

[01:30:30] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon https://youtu.be/e7Dwjnet0Vc?si=mTD5A8MXGEp9RFxr

[01:30:30] Internets/rizon :: YouTube The Lions That Hunted Other Lions :: (28:31) :: Views 97,874 :: Rating [+] 7,836 likes [+] 7,836 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[01:30:47] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon o_O

[01:31:53] mrinfinity/rizon O_o

[01:32:54] Syndus/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aam9VvzFuI0

[01:32:54] Internets/rizon :: YouTube DOOM Eternal OST Remix (Remastered Soundtrack) :: (03:38:09) :: Views 9,658,074 :: Rating [+] 154,894 likes [+] 154,894 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[01:35:13] wez/rizon Doom?

[01:35:36] wez/rizon Isn't their sound track done by Megadeth?

[01:36:12] wez/rizon Oh, that version of Doom, i haven't played that one

[01:36:23] wez/rizon I have played Doom 1 and 2 only :)

[01:37:02] dumbgoy/rizon wez: i heard you're changing your first name to osmond.

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