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Friday, December 22, 2023

[03:01:41] fifel/rizon lol

[03:05:36] fifel/rizon cheesy tbh

[03:06:21] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: Softest day of the year, still had fucking overtime

[03:06:53] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: 5am start

[03:07:09] fifel/rizon End3r: DO YOU WANT SEX WITH A GLASS?

[03:07:40] fifel/rizon I guess that’s why they call end3r “pint-sized”

[03:08:17] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: I would also have guessed that, but apparently the depression means it was piss easy

[03:08:47] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: Also I’m pondering getting a case of christmas beer.

[03:08:51] fifel/rizon despite not being allowed to drink

[03:12:11] fifel/rizon nice f6

[03:15:34] fifel/rizon I can see you’re into heavily menstruating women Kurt.

[03:15:43] fifel/rizon I too am into heavily menstruating women and race car DRIVERS.

[03:17:11] fifel/rizon Ice is back with a brand new invention, something takes a hold of me tightly, flow like a harpoon daily and nightly, will it ever stop yo I don’t know

[03:17:30] fifel/rizon Do you see the punne now?

[03:18:14] fifel/rizon “Darryl the police are here again with a search warrant for your IRC server, they say it is “CHILD SEX OFFENCES”"

[04:56:40] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: I have an iPod inside my mind.

[04:57:29] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: Any music I imagine, except it is more awesome than it was when I heard it.

[04:58:04] fifel/rizon NiniGeo2: In primary school my school had World Book Encyclopedia year books from 1972 and 1973. They had articles about psychic stuff as if it were acceptable scholarly work.

[04:59:12] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: Where did these lizards get their human suits from? Because the guy in the grey suit who is appallingly lit needs to take it back for repair.

[05:00:10] fifel/rizon NiniGeo2: In the 1950s America suddenly funded engineering because the soviets put a dog in orbit and killed her. In 1956 the CIA suddenly funded humanities programmes about central europe because RFA/RE knew fuck all about hungarian culture.

[05:00:18] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: LIZARDS DOXXING THEMSELVES>

[05:02:59] fifel/rizon NiniGeo2: In 1956 a _c_ommunist revolution run by revolutionary social democrats and revolutionary Communist Party members, both dissident, organised a revolution against the Communist government in Hungary for the purposes of communism. The CIA found this impossible to comprehend, and so went and funded a shit load of doctoral humanities degrees in social sciences and history to cover the

[05:03:10] fifel/rizon They realised they didn’t know how the world worked.

[05:03:45] fifel/rizon ski: Sorry, RA / RFE, Radio America / Radio Free Europe. Both run out of the same station. Humanities / Civil programme CIA stuff.

[05:05:10] fifel/rizon ski: The absolute failure of RA/RFE to respond to the hungarian revolution live was considered a moment of abjection. Even though neither the US government nor the CIA had a policy on communist revolutions against communism in 1956

[05:07:02] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: I’m just sitting here resisting buying a case of guinness.

[05:12:25] fifel/rizon Yeah, the body system changes quite severely. Alcohol is a fucking powerful drug

[05:15:18] fifel/rizon My experience is my armpits have a bacterial colony which is pretty happy. When I slept with a woman with awful dandruff, the armpit she snuggled into became foetid.

[05:16:45] fifel/rizon Apparently my BO smells good

[05:23:51] fifel/rizon ski: It took like six years to get over the woman’s infection of my armpit

[05:24:01] fifel/rizon it was a biological warfare in my pit

[05:26:38] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: In the rains this week I discovered my work gloves were, uh, exuding a dirt coloured fluid onto objects.

[05:26:56] fifel/rizon I washed them until they ran clean. There was a lot of me in those gloves.

[05:27:36] fifel/rizon Sweat and skin. Took multiple handwashings to run clear. LIke 7

[05:27:44] fifel/rizon They smelt okay, just all dirt

[05:34:23] fifel/rizon I walk in shoes in the wet and just have to dry them in sunlight.

[05:34:34] fifel/rizon they’re already ruined.

[05:52:46] fifel/rizon Also wool and bamboo are pretty good fabrics for improving your bacterial health.

[05:55:11] fifel/rizon Linen is only for ogling fat arsed alternative girls.

[05:55:31] fifel/rizon well, middle aged women. But that’s the arses I look for

[05:59:52] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: I like their shape and feel, they fill out the hips. Don’t like fucking them.

[06:00:13] fifel/rizon Maybe fingering them while eating cunt. But when I look at a woman with desire I look from the bottom up to the tits and face.

[06:01:37] fifel/rizon Okay back to the lizard video

[06:02:07] fifel/rizon “I’m a mathematician who works in the humanities programme, because of a science fiction book I read.”

[06:11:05] fifel/rizon I’d go for “amusing.”

[06:12:48] fifel/rizon fuck this is a lovely christmas though. I wish I were with my ex and we were cooking

[07:11:54] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: Seriously though, despite the fact you’re obviously a carbon cunt not steel is real, and you don’t ride cargo with 3 kids and two mattresses, how did you get into the transport mode of heros

[22:02:05] fifel/rizon fucken noisy in here.

[22:04:38] fifel/rizon Do you think Garey Busey jerks himself off. I was there son.

[22:10:35] fifel/rizon I never said Busey jerks himself off. Everyone knows his hands are for superior purposes.

[22:13:19] fifel/rizon A brain damaged blonde american man.

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