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[05:03:59] + Valware/rizon ComputerTech

[05:04:03] + Valware/rizon ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech Com

[05:04:03] + Valware/rizon ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech ComputerTech

[05:04:07] + Valware/rizon flux.technet.chat has split

[05:05:04] + Valware/rizon anyone fancy some stir-fried brain?

[05:05:09] + Valware/rizon https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services/commit/ff9fc0aa723937719d4f8c1ee8b5036cc532ee38

[05:05:15] + Valware/rizon cos I just fried my brain with this

[05:05:49] + Valware/rizon (in the face)

[05:06:02] + Valware/rizon (with a carrot)

[05:06:40] + Valware/rizon I know I poke a lot of people but I'm not a tart I swaer ;D

[05:07:12] + Valware/rizon him who

[05:10:11] + Valware/rizon in australia?

[05:10:25] + Valware/rizon or scotland

[05:12:09] + Valware/rizon X

[05:12:29] + Valware/rizon X

[05:12:31] + Valware/rizon hmm

[05:13:00] + Valware/rizon no

[05:13:32] + Valware/rizon I'm Valerie Liu

[05:13:49] + Valware/rizon aye

[05:14:09] + Valware/rizon I am yes

[05:14:34] + Valware/rizon I'm primarily an IRC progremmar

[05:15:04] + Valware/rizon I spent Christmas alone, coding :D

[05:15:11] + Valware/rizon no friends, no family, no gifts

[05:15:12] + Valware/rizon :D

[05:15:30] + Valware/rizon more than anything :(

[05:15:50] + Valware/rizon I want to open something with wrapping paper :(

[05:16:01] + Valware/rizon what's AoC?

[05:16:16] + Valware/rizon Submarine: literally anything with wrapping paper which I can open Q_Q

[05:16:19] + Valware/rizon I don't even care

[05:16:27] + Valware/rizon eskibrooooooo

[05:16:36] + Valware/rizon https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services/commit/ff9fc0aa723937719d4f8c1ee8b5036cc532ee38

[05:16:47] + Valware/rizon I cried and fried my brain insane

[05:17:06] + Valware/rizon why is C so hard and fun

[05:17:11] + Valware/rizon ikr

[05:17:46] + Valware/rizon well there's other stuff getting ready but

[05:17:59] + Valware/rizon I only documented one thing because that was what got finished and is usable

[05:18:11] + Valware/rizon there's some /setpassword stuff in there but

[05:18:23] + Valware/rizon Submarine ;p it's okay, thank you though, <3

[05:18:32] + Valware/rizon I need to walk the pup

[05:18:34] + Valware/rizon bbl

[06:31:37] + Valware/rizon isn't pasting your system information not good? what if there was some security exploit in your version of Intel and you just revealed that you were running it ;D

[06:39:22] + Valware/rizon yeah it was good

[06:39:27] + Valware/rizon thank you

[06:39:29] + Valware/rizon you okay?

[06:39:44] + Valware/rizon oo look

[06:39:53] + Valware/rizon even more system information to exploit

[06:40:01] + Valware/rizon —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 3.5.2.1

[06:40:02] + Valware/rizon !bang

[06:40:03] + Valware/rizon !reload

[06:40:03] + Valware/rizon !bang

[06:40:18] + Valware/rizon !shop

[06:40:24] + Valware/rizon !shop 5

[06:40:33] + Valware/rizon pfft

[06:40:35] + Valware/rizon oh yeah

[06:40:37] + Valware/rizon !bang

[06:40:42] + Valware/rizon !shop 5

[06:40:45] + Valware/rizon fu

[06:40:51] + Valware/rizon !bang

[06:40:53] + Valware/rizon !reload

[06:40:53] + Valware/rizon !bang

[06:40:59] + Valware/rizon >:/

[06:42:52] + Valware/rizon plz rearm me

[06:43:02] + Valware/rizon !bang

[06:43:08] + Valware/rizon how do I have a gun

[06:43:45] + Valware/rizon I don't know how it's not conviscated but I thank you all the same <3

[06:44:08] + Valware/rizon I already apparently have my gun back, even though I don't have enough points to make the purchase of getting my gun back

[06:44:25] + Valware/rizon I know

[06:44:34] + Valware/rizon [06:40:37] <+DuckHunt> Valware > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[06:44:34] + Valware/rizon [06:40:41] <@Valware> !shop 5

[06:44:34] + Valware/rizon [06:40:42] <+DuckHunt> Valware > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.

[06:44:48] + Valware/rizon !reload

[06:44:54] + Valware/rizon o.o

[06:44:59] + Valware/rizon even after I shot the duck?

[06:45:06] + Valware/rizon thanks B-)

[06:45:40] + Valware/rizon !duckstats

[06:46:04] + Valware/rizon !bang

[06:46:06] + Valware/rizon !reload

[06:46:06] + Valware/rizon !bang

[06:46:24] + Valware/rizon D:

[06:46:35] + Valware/rizon I admit to cheating slightly

[06:46:43] + Valware/rizon I bind !bang to my F6 key

[06:46:52] + Valware/rizon and I bind !reload and !bang to my Shift+F6

[06:47:02] + Valware/rizon !bang

[06:47:03] + Valware/rizon !reload

[06:47:04] + Valware/rizon !bang

[06:47:23] + Valware/rizon so it's not automatic shooting

[06:47:32] + Valware/rizon but it does mean I can still shoot while typing a sentence

[06:47:58] + Valware/rizon typing, typing, F6 F6 Shift+F6, typing

[06:49:19] + Valware/rizon I mean, it uses script to bind the keys

[06:49:20] + Valware/rizon sooooo

[06:49:52] + Valware/rizon alias F6 { say !bang }

[06:49:52] + Valware/rizon alias SF6 { say !reload | say !bang }

[06:49:53] + Valware/rizon lol

[06:49:58] + Valware/rizon mirc scrip

[06:50:25] + Valware/rizon yeahhh

[06:50:25] + Valware/rizon mSL

[06:50:38] + Valware/rizon but on adiirc

[06:52:01] + Valware/rizon won't someone (anyone) star my repo :( https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services

[06:52:09] + Valware/rizon it's for unrealircd

[06:52:15] + Valware/rizon the ircd that ComputerTech runs

[06:52:29] + Valware/rizon and it means no more nickserv, chanserv etc

[06:52:30] + Valware/rizon B-)

[06:53:44] + Valware/rizon in fact unrealircd is the most popular ircd B-)

[06:54:15] + Valware/rizon https://i.ibb.co/fYqx21H/unreal-mug.jpg

[06:54:24] + Valware/rizon /!\ UNREALIRCD REIGNS SUPREME /!\

[06:54:27] + Valware/rizon 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨 STOP WRITING BUGS 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨

[06:55:00] + Valware/rizon I need to watch the new doctor who from yesternight

[06:55:51] + Valware/rizon why do they never have goddamn subtitles when they first release them

[06:56:18] + Valware/rizon I bet some illegal streaming site I know has subtitles

[06:58:55] + Valware/rizon doesn't even have the episode yet lol damnit

[08:02:48] + Valware/rizon Job

[08:03:14] + Valware/rizon tummy

[08:03:46] + Valware/rizon china

[08:04:05] + Valware/rizon 1111

[08:04:13] + Valware/rizon 1978

[08:04:15] + Valware/rizon 1979

[08:04:18] + Valware/rizon 1975

[08:04:19] + Valware/rizon 1976

[08:04:20] + Valware/rizon 1974

[08:04:22] + Valware/rizon 1973

[08:04:23] + Valware/rizon 1972

[08:04:27] + Valware/rizon 1971

[08:04:34] + Valware/rizon 1983

[08:04:36] + Valware/rizon 1984

[08:04:37] + Valware/rizon 1985

[08:04:38] + Valware/rizon 1986

[08:04:40] + Valware/rizon 1987

[08:04:43] + Valware/rizon 1988

[08:04:50] + Valware/rizon 1989

[08:05:40] + Valware/rizon G

[08:05:52] + Valware/rizon Baby Bell

[08:06:07] + Valware/rizon Basse-Drop

[08:06:53] + Valware/rizon phaeroh

[08:06:57] + Valware/rizon phaeroh

[08:07:08] + Valware/rizon pharaoh

[08:07:39] + Valware/rizon Bruce Hornsby & The Range

[08:07:43] + Valware/rizon Bruce Hornsby and The Range

[08:07:56] + Valware/rizon dollar

[08:08:02] + Valware/rizon the dollar

[08:08:03] + Valware/rizon !bang

[08:08:05] + Valware/rizon !bang

[08:08:08] + Valware/rizon oh

[08:08:15] + Valware/rizon the bitch

[08:08:45] + Valware/rizon no clue

[08:08:47] + Valware/rizon this has been fun

[08:08:50] + Valware/rizon I need my bed

[08:08:54] + Valware/rizon gl, nn

[17:42:01] + Valware/rizon hmmm

[17:42:44] + Valware/rizon [T] <LiterallyNobody> !bang

[17:43:13] + Valware/rizon [T] <LiterallyNobody> !bang

[17:43:17] + Valware/rizon ;p

[17:43:53] + Valware/rizon [T] <LiterallyNobody> !bang

[17:43:55] + Valware/rizon hmmm

[17:44:08] + Valware/rizon isn't a gyro a payslip?

[17:44:46] + Valware/rizon something you can cash in, like a cheque almost

[17:44:57] + Valware/rizon fair

[17:44:59] + Valware/rizon sounds good

[17:45:01] + Valware/rizon go get one

[17:45:15] + Valware/rizon food is life

[17:45:22] + Valware/rizon sounds like doner-kebab though

[17:47:55] + Valware/rizon bao zi

[17:49:59] + Valware/rizon try baozi

[17:50:18] + Valware/rizon it's like a sandwich except all the filling doesn't fall out the bottom when you don't hold it

[17:51:03] + Valware/rizon ^ lol

[17:51:49] + Valware/rizon they're chinese food

[17:52:47] + Valware/rizon american chinese food is not real chinse food :( they have to change their food to match the western pallet

[17:52:55] + Valware/rizon like general tso chicken

[17:53:01] + Valware/rizon not a thing in china

[17:54:43] + Valware/rizon [17:53:53] <tr> [S] <Submarine> I just wish they'd add more spice

[17:54:43] + Valware/rizon most white people hate flavor

[17:55:23] + Valware/rizon Submarine, did you try 3x Spicy Samyang Buldak noodles from korea?

[17:55:42] + Valware/rizon if you like spicy food, you'll like this

[17:55:56] + Valware/rizon you can buy them online, they're chicken flavor, they're delicious

[17:56:31] + Valware/rizon o.o

[17:56:33] + Valware/rizon what?

[17:56:49] + Valware/rizon yeah you said "more spice"

[17:56:53] + Valware/rizon or do you mean flavor?

[17:57:14] + Valware/rizon oh, they're spicy

[17:57:21] + Valware/rizon they're the spiciest thing I've ever tasted

[17:57:31] + Valware/rizon I was sweating buckets, that's how you know it's good

[17:57:36] + Valware/rizon usually I can handle my heat really well

[17:58:04] + Valware/rizon some white people think black pepper is "too spicy"

[17:58:07] + Valware/rizon I crie

[17:58:32] + Valware/rizon Submarine, try samyang buldak 3x spicy noodles ;)

[17:58:48] + Valware/rizon order online, if you don't like the spice, you will love the flavor anyway

[17:59:03] + Valware/rizon !bang

[17:59:04] + Valware/rizon !reload

[17:59:04] + Valware/rizon !bang

[17:59:05] + Valware/rizon !bang

[17:59:18] + Valware/rizon !shop 5

[17:59:25] + Valware/rizon lost my gun

[17:59:27] + Valware/rizon !shoot

[17:59:30] + Valware/rizon !bang

[17:59:32] + Valware/rizon !reload

[17:59:38] + Valware/rizon you're not armed >:/

[18:01:07] + Valware/rizon Jalapeño peppers measure 2,500–8,000

[19:28:15] + Valware/rizon foxy

[19:28:17] + Valware/rizon .ty kitty city

[19:28:22] + Valware/rizon .yt kitty city

[19:28:25] + Valware/rizon =]

[19:28:30] + Valware/rizon get this stuck in your head

[19:28:31] + Valware/rizon ComputerTech ~

[19:29:20] + Valware/rizon ComputerTech :(

[19:29:25] + Valware/rizon nobody starred my repo or anything

[19:29:35] + Valware/rizon don't people understand how cool it is :(

[19:30:09] + Valware/rizon I don't even want stars, I only want stars because I want people to read it and think "Oh that's cool" and star it on thei rown merit

[19:30:26] + Valware/rizon https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services

[19:30:28] + Valware/rizon https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services-api

[19:30:30] + Valware/rizon both >.>

[19:31:11] + Valware/rizon I love you so much ComputerTech Q_Q

[19:37:12] + Valware/rizon [19:34:02] <~ComputerTech> it's basically combining services into unrealircd itself

[19:37:13] + Valware/rizon without the need to message nickserv or chanserv

[19:37:13] + Valware/rizon [19:34:10] <~ComputerTech> without the need for a third party software base

[19:37:38] + Valware/rizon you can register by IRC or you can very easily make a registratinon form on a website which talks to the API

[19:37:59] + Valware/rizon no it's kept in an SQL database

[19:38:42] + Valware/rizon the idea is it talks to one or multiple api endpoints, with the same database(s), so even during netsplits you have full functionality

[19:38:48] + Valware/rizon hey Saphir :D

[19:39:06] + Valware/rizon so each server talks to the same database through an API

[19:39:20] + Valware/rizon there's no "main" server which does logins and emails and stuff

[19:39:28] + Valware/rizon emails will be done through via api

[19:39:43] + Valware/rizon every server individually contacts the API

[19:39:45] + Valware/rizon and it just works

[19:39:50] + Valware/rizon through netsplits too

[19:40:15] + Valware/rizon the API is a URL API endpoint which each of the unrealircd's talk to

[19:40:45] + Valware/rizon SOP?

[19:41:20] + Valware/rizon yes you'll be able to host multiple APIs, you can have one for each server if need be, but yes failovers will be included

[19:41:33] + Valware/rizon I mean

[19:41:42] + Valware/rizon you will have the ability to host and specify failover apis

[19:41:50] + Valware/rizon can't do that with services =]

[19:42:00] + Valware/rizon have services jump on from another box if it went down somewhere else ;D

[19:42:05] + Valware/rizon just won't work will it =]

[19:42:34] + Valware/rizon I mean they won't share databases

[19:43:20] + Valware/rizon jmjl: you can connect and SASL from the first moment the IRCd starts, don't need to wait for someone to connect services

[19:43:54] + Valware/rizon it's great

[19:43:59] + Valware/rizon I made it so you can drop your account now

[19:44:01] + Valware/rizon lol

[19:45:10] + Valware/rizon in the end i'll be making something that makes that not so hard, like being able to make something in the API which "claims" a command on the unrealircd and tells it how it works and unrealircd will set it up and forward those commands to the api in that way

[19:45:15] + Valware/rizon so it'll be hella extensible

[19:45:36] + Valware/rizon you'll be able to update the API and everything'll just work

[19:46:02] + Valware/rizon !bang

[19:46:04] + Valware/rizon !reload

[19:46:04] + Valware/rizon !bang

[19:46:08] + Valware/rizon !reload

[19:46:08] + Valware/rizon !bang

[19:46:17] + Valware/rizon ty

[19:46:38] + Valware/rizon but yeah jmjl, json =]

[19:46:42] + Valware/rizon json all the wayyyyyyyyyyyy

[19:47:02] + Valware/rizon Javascript object notationssssssssssss

[19:47:36] + Valware/rizon I have another idea that I wanna make alongside this

[19:48:04] + Valware/rizon I wanna make a web-hosted build-a-bot UI where you can.. build a bot, add some commands, add some responses, whatever =]

[19:48:15] + Valware/rizon click+drag your own IRC bot

[19:48:26] + Valware/rizon well I want it to be a pseudoserver

[19:48:32] + Valware/rizon I don't want to do it via unrealircd itself

[19:48:49] + Valware/rizon I know, I've already got https://github.com/DalekIRC/Dalek-Services

[19:48:50] + Valware/rizon D:

[19:49:02] + Valware/rizon I mean a pseudoserver

[19:49:25] + Valware/rizon so I will just gut out the services package

[19:50:19] + Valware/rizon if you like my idea, star my repo ;) https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services

[19:50:23] + Valware/rizon hi Hotties

[19:54:38] + Valware/rizon you starred it Q_Q <3

[19:55:00] + Valware/rizon @ jmjl, but

[19:55:01] + Valware/rizon ComputerTech <3

[19:55:13] + Valware/rizon jmjl: says you're trying to learn PHP?

[19:55:27] + Valware/rizon I'm definitely available for giving a hand/answering PHP-y questions :D

[19:55:30] + Valware/rizon oh ok

[19:55:31] + Valware/rizon =]

[19:55:50] + Valware/rizon - NGINX

[19:55:55] + Valware/rizon - NameServers

[19:55:57] + Valware/rizon - PHP

[19:55:58] + Valware/rizon - PHP

[19:56:23] + Valware/rizon Submarine: html is just markup

[19:56:42] + Valware/rizon not a real programming language, more like markdown

[19:57:10] + Valware/rizon what does it mean?

[19:58:02] + Valware/rizon no

[19:58:07] + Valware/rizon it even says there lol

[19:58:17] + Valware/rizon markup

[19:58:40] + Valware/rizon there's a difference between markup/markdown languages, script languages, and programming languages

[19:59:08] + Valware/rizon yes, but is not itself code

[19:59:52] + Valware/rizon stylisation =]

[19:59:59] + Valware/rizon is css a programming language? ;DDD

[20:01:04] + Valware/rizon !bang

[20:07:55] + Valware/rizon Peorth ~

[20:08:25] + Valware/rizon https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services

[20:08:28] + Valware/rizon my C

[20:08:30] + Valware/rizon and you?

[20:09:42] + Valware/rizon [20:07:59] <jmjl> ^ What do you mean by have a prefix in the account name?, I didn't understand that last message

[20:09:42] + Valware/rizon like so if "bob" is registered on one server but someone else called "bob" wants to register on your friends server who is linked, you'd sign them in like networkname/bob

[20:09:48] + Valware/rizon Bob is logged in as networkname/Bob

[20:09:59] + Valware/rizon like nick prefixes

[20:10:03] + Valware/rizon on pylink

[20:10:10] + Valware/rizon but only on accounts

[20:10:43] + Valware/rizon why big no no

[20:10:53] + Valware/rizon hmm

[20:11:50] + Valware/rizon it won't because there is the prefix

[20:11:57] + Valware/rizon idiot ircops are their problem =]

[20:12:13] + Valware/rizon /gline foxy

[20:12:14] + Valware/rizon oops

[20:12:21] + Valware/rizon /gline foxy TOO BEAUTIFUL

[20:12:44] + Valware/rizon I've seen foxy's face B-)

[20:12:51] + Valware/rizon so I can vouch B-)

[20:13:08] + Valware/rizon no you're not

[20:13:28] + Valware/rizon you've got beautiful blue eyes, cute nose, full lips, great boobs

[20:13:32] + Valware/rizon I mean

[20:13:35] + Valware/rizon you look great!

[20:13:39] + Valware/rizon no matter what hair color

[20:13:57] + Valware/rizon I mean

[20:14:07] + Valware/rizon I don't know what your boobs look like ;D

[20:14:12] + Valware/rizon but I'm sure they're great too ;D

[20:14:30] + Valware/rizon yeah there'd be no nick sharing

[20:14:45] + Valware/rizon h4 who you talking to?

[20:15:03] + Valware/rizon lol

[20:15:14] + Valware/rizon actually cackled like a witch

[20:15:16] + Valware/rizon thx for that lol

[20:15:32] + Valware/rizon yay Peorth

[20:15:36] + Valware/rizon so happy for you

[20:15:38] + Valware/rizon that sounds great

[20:15:44] + Valware/rizon anyway foxy you look foxyyyyy

[20:15:58] + Valware/rizon don't dye your hair blue though

[20:16:05] + Valware/rizon there are memes about the blue-haired people

[20:16:48] + Valware/rizon when a girl with blue hair walks into the therapists office, he smiles and immediately starts planning an expensive vacation

[20:17:12] + Valware/rizon PhD stands for Doctor of Philosophy

[20:27:24] + Valware/rizon I had too much pregabbo

[23:59:03] + Valware/rizon =]

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