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[08:09:14] h4/rizon .skip

[08:09:20] h4/rizon i mean good morning

[08:11:32] h4/rizon transcendental

[08:11:36] h4/rizon oh come on!

[08:11:52] h4/rizon oh

[08:11:55] h4/rizon i thought he called us cunts :D

[08:12:25] h4/rizon merry christmas

[08:12:36] h4/rizon .yt okie from muskogee

[08:12:41] h4/rizon nice Internets!

[08:13:02] h4/rizon after shave

[09:30:31] h4/rizon whoa

[09:30:32] h4/rizon get a life dude

[10:06:43] h4/rizon omg

[10:06:45] h4/rizon that guy

[10:06:50] h4/rizon how do you lose a tablet?

[10:06:52] h4/rizon fucking failure

[10:07:05] h4/rizon drunk again?

[10:07:23] h4/rizon glad you're not married

[10:07:31] h4/rizon the alcohol would definetely destroy your marriage

[10:07:38] h4/rizon barely hair on your chest

[10:07:41] h4/rizon and already a loser

[10:07:42] h4/rizon ...

[10:07:53] h4/rizon alcoholics are losers

[10:07:58] h4/rizon if you fall down that hole

[10:08:01] h4/rizon that's horrible enough

[10:08:09] h4/rizon especially if you have been warned for years

[10:08:18] h4/rizon but not noticing that you have that weakness

[10:08:19] h4/rizon is even worse

[10:08:31] h4/rizon my family does not gift alcohol

[10:08:36] h4/rizon we don't lose our shit around christmas

[10:08:56] h4/rizon have you tried to refuse to drink alcohol?

[10:09:03] h4/rizon maybe they would think of other gifts

[10:09:14] h4/rizon vodka?

[10:09:27] h4/rizon but i'm glad you lost the tablet

[10:09:35] h4/rizon it was a fucking amazon tablet

[10:09:37] h4/rizon and it was locked down

[10:09:45] h4/rizon now you got the opportunity to get one that you can root

[10:09:50] h4/rizon like that thing mikoolo has

[10:10:23] h4/rizon but merry christmas anyway :D

[10:10:49] h4/rizon in two hours

[10:10:57] h4/rizon visiting my dad and his wife

[10:11:03] h4/rizon my niece comes along

[10:11:11] h4/rizon and i have been told to bring the acoustic guitar

[10:11:17] h4/rizon because they actually want to sing ...

[10:11:23] h4/rizon i had to learn christmas songs ...

[10:11:44] h4/rizon does your lack of culture interfere with that idea?

[10:11:48] h4/rizon ofc you do

[10:11:53] h4/rizon drank from someone else'S bottle?

[10:12:07] h4/rizon but dude

[10:12:10] h4/rizon you were drunk

[10:12:18] h4/rizon even I have done that when I was totally wasted

[10:12:23] h4/rizon but then that was way before covid was a thing

[10:12:27] h4/rizon and I knew most of the people

[10:12:39] h4/rizon then you can't do pushups today

[10:12:44] h4/rizon sucks to be you :D

[10:12:54] h4/rizon I would not suck a dick either when wasted

[10:13:08] h4/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS would

[10:13:09] h4/rizon :D

[10:13:27] h4/rizon whoa

[10:13:30] h4/rizon you know something that I don't?

[10:13:42] h4/rizon hold on, gotta get the laundry

[10:13:45] h4/rizon 5 mins

[10:13:53] h4/rizon don't you dare run away

[10:16:28] h4/rizon you never tried coffee?

[10:16:40] h4/rizon you are 22

[10:16:47] h4/rizon or are you really just 12?

[10:16:55] h4/rizon who knows, maybe you're the next ChRoNiC

[10:20:22] h4/rizon no

[10:20:23] h4/rizon NO

[10:20:27] h4/rizon are you braindead?

[10:20:32] h4/rizon haven't i ranted enough about xiaomi?

[10:20:48] h4/rizon just to unlock the bootloader you have to: 1. get an account on their shitty page

[10:21:02] h4/rizon 2. run some half-translated piece of shitware that only runs on windows

[10:21:04] h4/rizon AS ADMIN

[10:21:18] h4/rizon 3. wait an entire fucking week (with the device turned on and connected to the internet at least sometimes!!)

[10:21:38] h4/rizon not to mention what happens if the half-translated piece of shitware runs into an error

[10:21:42] h4/rizon have fun troubleshooting that!

[10:21:52] h4/rizon indeed

[10:21:56] h4/rizon and trust me on this one too

[10:21:59] h4/rizon MIUI is bloated crap

[10:22:10] h4/rizon plus it comes with so much xiaomi crapware pre-installed

[10:22:16] h4/rizon fuck that page

[10:22:17] h4/rizon get a fairphone 5

[10:22:20] h4/rizon or fairphone 4

[10:22:26] h4/rizon decent device, you can easily replace most parts

[10:22:32] h4/rizon and unlocking the bootloader is childs play

[10:22:38] h4/rizon then find it yourself

[10:23:12] h4/rizon that'S a fucking display cover

[10:23:13] h4/rizon :D

[10:23:26] h4/rizon e.g. trash you don't need

[10:23:28] h4/rizon don't buy into that shit

[10:23:45] h4/rizon order it from germany

[10:23:48] h4/rizon what's the big deal?

[10:23:51] h4/rizon alternate.de

[10:23:55] h4/rizon they probably have it

[10:24:05] h4/rizon why a phone if you lost a tablet?

[10:24:49] h4/rizon oh

[10:24:55] h4/rizon there are other phones that fit the criteria too

[10:25:03] h4/rizon if you want to free yourself of the crapware it runs on

[10:25:13] h4/rizon check https://lineageos.org/ if the device is supported

[10:26:13] h4/rizon the pixel phones are an option too

[10:26:22] h4/rizon there is even another custom rom available

[10:26:34] h4/rizon you'd have to investigate, don't remember the name

[10:26:58] h4/rizon if I were to buy a new phone, I'd take a Fairphone 5

[10:27:19] h4/rizon sure it's a bit more expensive and does not have top hardware

[10:27:34] h4/rizon but I will never choose a phone that requires me to run shitty softawre just to unlock it

[10:27:46] h4/rizon and i'd rather use no phone than these malware-infested shitty stock androids

[10:27:54] h4/rizon Librem 5 would be nice too

[10:28:01] h4/rizon just to check it out

[10:28:03] h4/rizon or the Oppo

[10:28:51] h4/rizon i don't think you are the target audience

[10:29:48] h4/rizon it runs linux

[10:29:51] h4/rizon if i'm not mistaken

[10:30:09] h4/rizon recoloring his nose

[10:30:51] h4/rizon wait

[10:30:55] h4/rizon colorOS just looks like android

[10:31:11] h4/rizon also their webpage is pure cancer

[10:31:17] h4/rizon yeah no

[10:31:20] h4/rizon ColorOS is Android

[10:31:21] h4/rizon scratch that

[10:31:22] h4/rizon no Oppo

[10:32:02] h4/rizon GrapheneOS is the thing for pixel smartphones

[10:32:34] h4/rizon get a phone with PureOS

[10:33:25] h4/rizon Jolla devices run SailfishOS

[10:34:15] h4/rizon ComputerTech just buy a Librem 5

[10:34:22] h4/rizon test it thoroughly

[10:34:26] h4/rizon not some benchmark crap or anything

[10:34:30] h4/rizon but really test it for me

[10:34:32] h4/rizon then report back

[10:34:57] h4/rizon it even runs on GNOME

[10:35:01] h4/rizon for you gtk-loving twat

[10:35:16] h4/rizon ja schön für dich

[10:36:53] h4/rizon btw ComputerTech thannks for making me join #xmas

[10:37:00] h4/rizon i still have the crappy xmas vhost ...

[10:55:06] h4/rizon no

[10:55:17] h4/rizon i do however need to reboot this machine

[10:55:36] h4/rizon which should achieve the same

[10:55:41] h4/rizon reingehaun!

[10:55:57] h4/rizon for his fucking nick

[10:55:59] h4/rizon i hate it

[10:56:09] h4/rizon fuck him

[10:56:14] h4/rizon can't tabcomplete

[10:56:21] h4/rizon der Huän

[10:56:22] h4/rizon later o/

[11:02:24] h4/rizon reee!

[11:02:36] h4/rizon you were right ComputerTech

[11:02:36] h4/rizon thx

[11:12:58] h4/rizon !hate ComputerTech

[16:54:25] h4/rizon RicoSuav3

[16:54:27] h4/rizon how's the emulator?

[16:54:31] h4/rizon running smoothly?

[18:29:41] h4/rizon deadly

[18:29:45] h4/rizon where the hell is Rudolph?

[18:30:08] h4/rizon hush now submarine

[18:30:22] h4/rizon sounds serious

[18:32:50] h4/rizon he is even active

[18:32:53] h4/rizon just not in here anymore

[18:33:02] h4/rizon oh fuck you deadly

[18:33:04] h4/rizon you kicked him

[18:33:08] h4/rizon and he hasn't returned afterwards

[18:33:53] h4/rizon he refuses to come back

[18:34:12] h4/rizon he very much dislikes deadly calling him a pedo over and over

[18:34:26] h4/rizon something about deadly needing a safespace

[18:34:34] h4/rizon i think deadly needs a therapy instead

[18:34:35] h4/rizon but hey

[18:34:43] h4/rizon nonce

[18:34:49] h4/rizon he kept doing it

[18:34:58] h4/rizon rudolph hated it ofc

[18:35:01] h4/rizon but deadly kept pushing

[18:35:03] h4/rizon you know deadly

[18:35:20] h4/rizon hush now submarine

[18:35:42] h4/rizon quiet, Submarine!

[18:35:52] h4/rizon who is this guy and why does he keep talking?

[18:36:03] h4/rizon what do you think this is? A chat!?

[18:36:37] h4/rizon not on christmas

[18:36:45] h4/rizon hush, Submarine!!

[18:36:56] h4/rizon people being relayed over the trashrelay are not respected

[18:37:00] h4/rizon except for phish

[18:37:32] h4/rizon Submarine you should kick us then!

[18:37:43] h4/rizon i mean you are in the UK

[18:37:48] h4/rizon you guys got nothing to be happy about

[18:37:50] h4/rizon queen dead

[18:37:53] h4/rizon Atetnborough is 97 already

[18:37:57] h4/rizon *Attenborough

[18:38:20] h4/rizon deadly you ugly ass cunt

[18:38:33] h4/rizon be a nice guy and apologize to Rudolph

[18:39:02] h4/rizon deadly needs a fucking therapy

[18:39:08] h4/rizon quite the nonce himself

[18:39:21] h4/rizon Submarine, be quiet please!

[18:39:26] h4/rizon we are in the middle of a conversation here

[18:39:38] h4/rizon so be a dick to him

[18:39:41] h4/rizon but stop calling people pedos

[18:39:58] h4/rizon that way the real pedos (Helenah and TorS) won't stand out

[18:40:25] h4/rizon yeah but to the point where he'd rather leave this channel

[18:40:28] h4/rizon than have you call him a pedo

[18:40:37] h4/rizon oh look at deadly

[18:40:40] h4/rizon tough guy goes for easy targets

[18:40:46] h4/rizon quite the man!

[18:41:11] h4/rizon I bet you beat up kids too

[18:41:14] h4/rizon to feel tough

[18:41:35] h4/rizon very gay

[18:41:38] h4/rizon sounds very deadly

[18:42:02] h4/rizon !bang

[18:42:05] h4/rizon !reload

[18:42:10] h4/rizon bad script!

[18:42:16] h4/rizon TheFatherMind must be lagging

[18:42:18] h4/rizon what?

[18:42:21] h4/rizon yes

[18:42:28] h4/rizon but I don't call people nonce

[18:42:39] h4/rizon yeah yeah thehorriblescript

[18:42:49] h4/rizon find something else to insult him with

[18:42:53] h4/rizon it's not like there isn't anything else

[18:43:10] h4/rizon TheFatherMind fight me? :O

[18:43:33] h4/rizon deadly stop being a bitch

[18:43:54] h4/rizon shut up submarine

[18:43:56] h4/rizon we're talking here

[18:44:01] h4/rizon how rude of you!

[18:44:25] h4/rizon i will fix your teeth if you call him a nonce again

[18:44:25] h4/rizon :D

[18:44:33] h4/rizon he is

[18:44:36] h4/rizon be sure to tell him that

[18:44:40] h4/rizon just stop calling people pedo

[18:45:07] h4/rizon shaking your what?

[18:46:29] h4/rizon the famous last drop

[18:46:33] h4/rizon the struggle is real

[18:47:19] h4/rizon Der ewige Jude?

[18:47:31] h4/rizon or was it Triumph des Willens?

[18:52:48] h4/rizon yes

[18:52:57] h4/rizon good for you

[18:53:37] h4/rizon very rude!

[18:53:45] h4/rizon stop smiling with your teethless mouth

[18:53:50] h4/rizon *toothless

[18:54:03] h4/rizon <&deadly> firm but fair

[18:54:05] h4/rizon that'S what she said

[18:54:38] h4/rizon so anyways

[18:54:43] h4/rizon what a huge cunt

[18:55:16] h4/rizon not about him crying

[18:55:22] h4/rizon but about him not wanting to be here

[18:55:29] h4/rizon sure I could do without the cringey youtube videos

[18:55:37] h4/rizon no deadly

[18:55:40] h4/rizon you clearly got other problems

[18:55:58] h4/rizon that mug of yours

[18:56:00] h4/rizon just hideous

[18:56:07] h4/rizon the constant need to call others nonces

[18:56:14] h4/rizon yes, your bollocks too

[18:56:26] h4/rizon never seen a pic of you either

[18:56:33] h4/rizon i work on assumptions

[18:56:49] h4/rizon also alcohol deadly

[18:56:54] h4/rizon you clearly struggle with that

[18:57:08] h4/rizon stfu Submarine, ok?

[18:57:29] h4/rizon again you insert yourself in an ongoing conversation

[18:57:30] h4/rizon like you belonged

[18:57:46] h4/rizon deadly please take care of this rude cunt

[18:57:58] h4/rizon weak

[19:04:44] h4/rizon you sure are

[19:21:22] h4/rizon oh god

[19:21:27] h4/rizon submarine is another fast-food infested americunt?

[19:21:31] h4/rizon disgusting

[19:22:13] h4/rizon ComputerTech he did

[19:22:16] h4/rizon but then he had a snack

[19:22:26] h4/rizon smaller ones though

[19:22:54] h4/rizon reseeding?

[19:22:55] h4/rizon sounds good

[19:23:02] h4/rizon also

[19:23:05] h4/rizon if you make fun of that again

[19:23:08] h4/rizon i will leave your channel for good

[19:25:04] h4/rizon Juest oh you know

[19:25:06] h4/rizon just the usual shit

[20:13:57] h4/rizon thx

[20:14:03] h4/rizon I do prefer my brown hair thuogh

[20:14:14] h4/rizon just your average male boobs

[20:14:21] h4/rizon why do you carE?

[20:14:55] h4/rizon i saw a compliment

[20:15:00] h4/rizon reckoned that must be for me

[20:15:03] h4/rizon so I answered you

[20:15:18] h4/rizon lol

[20:15:21] h4/rizon i'm gonna take a shower now

[20:15:24] h4/rizon o/

[20:32:59] h4/rizon you fucking twat

[20:33:03] h4/rizon when i'm naked too

[20:33:08] h4/rizon godless creature!

[20:33:12] h4/rizon !shop 15 Neo_Nemesis

[20:33:21] h4/rizon !bang

[20:33:22] h4/rizon !reload

[20:57:45] h4/rizon .k deadly

[20:57:47] h4/rizon oh nice

[20:59:05] h4/rizon ComputerTech it was just a test

[20:59:31] h4/rizon I don't like north america

[20:59:34] h4/rizon fight me!

[20:59:41] h4/rizon :/

[20:59:51] h4/rizon I don't like ComputerTech

[20:59:52] h4/rizon FIGHT ME!

[21:00:05] h4/rizon Syndus: s/Shit/Submarine/

[21:00:08] h4/rizon true, true

[21:00:17] h4/rizon also sucks men

[21:00:34] h4/rizon oh no offense Unterseeboot

[21:00:45] h4/rizon that sentence is too long

[21:00:49] h4/rizon i'm a simple man after all

[21:01:39] h4/rizon standing out your code can lead to a cold

[21:01:42] h4/rizon better wear a jacket

[21:01:53] h4/rizon no

[21:01:57] h4/rizon batter where a jack it

[21:02:01] h4/rizon this

[21:03:06] h4/rizon he did?

[21:03:21] h4/rizon I'm afraid I do

[21:03:22] h4/rizon so

[21:03:27] h4/rizon One Punch Man Season 3 when?

[21:03:35] h4/rizon oh sorry daedly

[21:03:40] h4/rizon forgot I set the ban earlier :P

[21:04:21] h4/rizon the show?

[21:04:28] h4/rizon i think 10 regular episodes in season 1

[21:04:31] h4/rizon and 12 in season 2

[21:04:39] h4/rizon who is de-facto?

[21:05:01] h4/rizon is #DEVELOPERS a channel for the steve ballmer song?

[21:06:25] h4/rizon you deserve a kick

[21:06:29] h4/rizon programming in Tcl/Tk

[21:06:31] h4/rizon ugh

[21:06:39] h4/rizon ComputerTech please take care of this

[21:06:48] h4/rizon dusthillrsdnt i like your sales pitch

[21:06:50] h4/rizon how much for you?

[21:07:25] h4/rizon .yt developers song

[21:07:29] h4/rizon enjoy Syndus

[21:07:41] h4/rizon dusthillrsdnt why would I want a gui?

[21:08:03] h4/rizon Syndus I should hope so

[21:08:21] h4/rizon Syndus no

[21:08:26] h4/rizon drwho disgusting!

[21:08:40] h4/rizon it is

[21:08:48] h4/rizon it's also something people do here

[21:09:01] h4/rizon it's just that i'm living alone and I don't invite people over for christmas

[21:09:02] h4/rizon i get invited

[21:09:11] h4/rizon so going through the trouble of putting up a christmas tree

[21:09:13] h4/rizon seems pointless

[21:09:21] h4/rizon i hate you drwho

[21:09:47] h4/rizon drwho even irish666 left out of disgust

[21:10:04] h4/rizon i have four words for you

[21:10:07] h4/rizon developers developers developers developers

[21:10:21] h4/rizon how am I a grinch?

[21:10:33] h4/rizon I just don't put up christmas decoration for myself

[21:10:42] h4/rizon what's the point?

[21:11:10] h4/rizon I got a

[21:11:13] h4/rizon .t de en lichterkette

[21:11:17] h4/rizon lol fr?

[21:11:32] h4/rizon I also got a candle

[21:11:33] h4/rizon this

[21:11:38] h4/rizon .t de en weihnachtsgesteck

[21:11:44] h4/rizon my cousin gave it to me

[21:11:52] h4/rizon she loves making those

[21:12:11] h4/rizon dusthillrsdnt go create a cool gui in tickle

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