IRC Driven

[00:05:48] Submarine/swiftirc !bang

[00:05:49] DuckHunt/rizon submarine > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:06:32] Submarine/swiftirc !reload

[00:06:32] DuckHunt/rizon submarine > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:06:37] Submarine/swiftirc !bang

[00:06:38] DuckHunt/rizon submarine > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[00:06:56] Submarine/swiftirc O

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[00:07:21] dankor63/rizon hello

[00:07:28] Submarine/swiftirc Hi dankor63

[00:07:37] dankor63/rizon hru?

[00:08:11] Submarine/swiftirc Good

[00:08:18] dankor63/rizon cool

[00:08:52] Submarine/swiftirc You good too?

[00:09:18] Submarine/swiftirc !bang

[00:09:19] DuckHunt/rizon submarine > You are not armed.

[00:09:26] Submarine/swiftirc :(

[00:09:29] Submarine/swiftirc !shop

[00:09:30] Peorth/rizon !rearm submarine

[00:09:32] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth returns submarine's gun to him.

[00:09:43] Submarine/swiftirc !bang

[00:09:43] DuckHunt/rizon submarine > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[00:10:24] Submarine/swiftirc !shop 5

[00:10:25] DuckHunt/rizon submarine > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.

[00:10:32] Submarine/swiftirc .-.

[00:10:35] [_]/rizon <DuckHunt> submarine > Luckily you missed

[00:10:46] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon do a !duckstats Submarine...

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[00:10:57] Submarine/swiftirc !duckstats

[00:11:11] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon you only have -4 xp

[00:11:13] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon >_<

[00:11:17] Submarine/swiftirc I need 40

[00:11:18] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ergh.

[00:11:23] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ya

[00:11:26] Submarine/swiftirc To get my boomstick back

[00:11:33] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ask Peorth

[00:11:40] Submarine/swiftirc Peorth

[00:11:45] Submarine/swiftirc Give it back

[00:12:02] Peorth/rizon !rearm submarine

[00:12:02] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth returns submarine's gun to him.

[00:12:11] Submarine/swiftirc !bang

[00:12:11] DuckHunt/rizon submarine > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:12:18] Submarine/swiftirc !reload

[00:12:18] DuckHunt/rizon submarine > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:12:21] Submarine/swiftirc !bang

[00:12:21] DuckHunt/rizon submarine > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[00:12:21] DuckHunt/rizon submarine is demoted to level 0 (public danger).

[00:12:24] Peorth/rizon If you keep doing that I'm going to remove it permanently.

[00:12:39] Submarine/swiftirc Wot

[00:12:45] Submarine/swiftirc !duckstats

[00:12:51] Peorth/rizon there's no ducks in the area you dumbass

[00:12:58] Submarine/swiftirc O

[00:13:09] Peorth/rizon If you keep shooting randomly, you won't get your gun back.

[00:13:16] [_]/rizon I think End3r is technically a duck

[00:13:20] Submarine/swiftirc Where are the ducks

[00:13:23] [_]/rizon so legally

[00:13:32] [_]/rizon the ducks come and go

[00:13:58] wildting2/rizon his real name is Phuc Yu Duck

[00:14:02] wildting2/rizon from vietnam

[00:14:24] wildting2/rizon or maybe it was Duc Phuc Yu

[00:14:26] wildting2/rizon iunno

[00:15:43] Submarine/swiftirc Is that why that thing randomly quacks

[00:15:50] Submarine/swiftirc That's why the ducks are out

[00:15:53] Submarine/swiftirc When

[00:16:04] wildting2/rizon DUCKS OUT FOR HARAMBE

[00:16:35] Submarine/swiftirc No ducks out for me

[00:17:04] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon wildting2 --> https://www.facebook.com/reel/3681325472101168

[00:17:22] Peorth/rizon submarine yes

[00:17:55] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon >_< rofl

[00:18:19] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon everyone also check out the link i posted....

[00:18:29] Peorth/rizon ew facebook

[00:18:33] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ikr.

[00:18:38] dankor63/rizon facebook???

[00:18:52] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon but i do come across some funny stuff on thar...

[00:19:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

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[00:19:04] wildting2/rizon !bang

[00:19:05] DuckHunt/rizon *BANG* xO' deadly just get shot by accident by wildting2. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[00:19:08] TheFatherMind/rizon DUCK!!!!

[00:19:09] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[00:19:09] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.455s, which makes you a total of 728 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:19:21] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon :-O

[00:19:24] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon oopsie.

[00:19:29] wildting2/rizon i think i killed him

[00:19:47] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon prolly just 'winged' him...

[00:19:51] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ^_^

[00:20:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[00:20:12] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 5/5

[00:20:18] wildting2/rizon !reload

[00:20:18] DuckHunt/rizon wildting2 > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/10 | Chargers: 3/3

[00:20:26] wildting2/rizon !rearm

[00:21:20] Submarine/swiftirc !bang

[00:21:20] DuckHunt/rizon submarine > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[00:21:33] Submarine/swiftirc That was my chance

[00:22:06] Submarine/swiftirc This is bs

[00:23:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:23:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[00:23:05] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[00:23:05] TheFatherMind/rizon DUCK DUCK

[00:23:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[00:23:12] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5

[00:23:15] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[00:23:15] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5

[00:23:17] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[00:23:18] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 17.292s, which makes you a total of 729 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:31:29] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon https://www.facebook.com/reel/225912093148786

[00:35:17] Ahsoka/rizon Kalima! Kalima! KALIMA!!!!!

[00:36:40] * Ahsoka/rizon reaches into ADMIRAL_HUBRIS'S chest without killing him and rips out his heart, holding still beating in her hand

[00:37:20] * v|g|LanT/rizon meows

[00:38:02] * ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon quickly takes his heart and proceeds to knock Ahsoka over the head with it knocking her out and prepares to ship her off to bangladesh....

[00:38:07] wildting2/rizon vaginas

[00:38:11] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon >:-)

[00:38:15] * Neo_Nemesis/rizon visible confusion

[00:38:27] wildting2/rizon labias

[00:39:56] Kumool/rizon BULGING

[00:40:00] Kumool/rizon STRONG

[00:40:02] Kumool/rizon LABIAS

[00:40:23] Kumool/rizon technically both are lips, if you don't eat out a woman, you've never had your first kiss

[00:40:35] Kumool/rizon this applies to both sexes

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[00:58:09] Syndus/rizon I knew a woman at KFC with koochie lips so big she flapped them to get around like Dumbo

[00:59:46] Peorth/rizon Thank you for sharing

[00:59:53] Peorth/rizon Never speak of it again.

[01:01:01] Syndus/rizon Kumool

[01:01:12] Syndus/rizon Did you get that thing I sent ya?

[01:01:19] Ahsoka/rizon Aaaaaaaaaaaaah

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[01:11:58] phish/swiftirc is that a harvey birdman reference Syndus?

[01:13:40] Syndus/rizon Yes

[01:13:42] Kumool/rizon Peorth: you sound envious

[01:13:47] Kumool/rizon everyone wants to fly Peorth

[01:13:51] Syndus/rizon He always is

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[01:14:06] Kumool/rizon Now we know why the church burned witches

[01:14:07] Peorth/rizon ¯\(º_o)/¯

[01:14:10] Kumool/rizon and how they flew

[01:14:24] Peorth/rizon epd :o

[01:14:38] esjay/rizon phish, I will fingerfuck your mother six ways to Sunday

[01:14:39] Syndus/rizon Oh fly with meeeee lesbian seagull!

[01:14:43] Syndus/rizon Lol

[01:14:50] Kumool/rizon first, put the naked lips in the broom, next, develop enough acceleration so the lips flap continuously

[01:14:53] Kumool/rizon next, FLYING

[01:15:02] Syndus/rizon Harry Pooter

[01:15:15] phish/swiftirc gl esjay she's cremated and scattered at the bottom of the great south bay

[01:15:43] Kumool/rizon ptptpttptptptttptptp

[01:15:47] Submarine/swiftirc Way to go esjay

[01:15:49] Syndus/rizon Fpcpcpcpcpcp

[01:15:57] Syndus/rizon Gpfpfpfpcpcpfpfppftftfp

[01:16:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:16:02] Kumool/rizon flapflapflapflflflflflflpflplfpl

[01:16:03] Kumool/rizon !bang

[01:16:04] DuckHunt/rizon Kumool > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[01:16:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[01:16:05] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.93s, which makes you a total of 730 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:16:06] Kumool/rizon !bang

[01:16:06] DuckHunt/rizon Kumool > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[01:16:06] DuckHunt/rizon Kumool is demoted to level 9 (duck plucker).

[01:16:09] Kumool/rizon F

[01:16:18] * Kumool/rizon claps at ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[01:16:32] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon :-O

[01:16:36] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon oopd

[01:16:45] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon *oops

[01:16:46] Ahsoka/rizon Dont give ADMIRAL_HUBRIS the clap

[01:16:54] Kumool/rizon IT WAS ON PURPOSE

[01:16:56] Syndus/rizon Give gum the applause

[01:16:58] Kumool/rizon dont go like oops

[01:16:58] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

[01:17:03] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon lol

[01:17:09] Syndus/rizon Applause applause

[01:17:16] Syndus/rizon I luve for the applause

[01:17:16] Kumool/rizon Ahsoka: ITS REVENGE!

[01:17:17] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon heh

[01:17:29] Kumool/rizon deserves it for stealin ma duck

[01:17:49] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon alright! whom in here would like to enjoy some Gumbo?

[01:17:52] Kumool/rizon Syndus: and here I thought it was for the meat suit

[01:17:59] Syndus/rizon Hey!

[01:18:05] Syndus/rizon Orphan meat suit

[01:18:13] Syndus/rizon Get it right dumbass

[01:18:15] Submarine/swiftirc Is it spicy admiral_hubris

[01:18:32] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon if you want it to be Submarine...

[01:18:37] Submarine/swiftirc Yes

[01:18:44] Peorth/rizon >Texas

[01:18:46] Peorth/rizon >Gumbo

[01:18:48] Peorth/rizon lol get fucked

[01:18:55] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon woo!

[01:18:57] Syndus/rizon I want it to taste like a hot spice philipeeno boner

[01:19:04] Syndus/rizon Spicy*

[01:19:08] Peorth/rizon I've seen you fuckers put tomatoes in it

[01:19:13] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon o_O

[01:19:28] Submarine/swiftirc Pilipeeno

[01:19:38] Syndus/rizon Plypinochio

[01:19:41] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon whomever is doing that is doing it wrong....

[01:19:52] Syndus/rizon Platypinochio

[01:20:08] Syndus/rizon A duck billed wooden boy

[01:20:24] Syndus/rizon That just wants to be real but bear grills kills him

[01:20:30] Syndus/rizon Hooray!

[01:20:47] Submarine/swiftirc I thought sweeny Todd got him

[01:20:51] Submarine/swiftirc Topped his mop

[01:21:05] Syndus/rizon No

[01:21:15] Syndus/rizon Ran away from gepetto

[01:21:20] Syndus/rizon Child molestor

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[01:21:43] Submarine/swiftirc Sweeny Todd is the British boogeyman

[01:22:14] Syndus/rizon I thought that was ozzy

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[01:22:42] nj/rizon the British bogeyman is piers morgan

[01:22:52] irish666/rizon i want one long staircase just going up, and one even longer coming down, and one leading no where just for show

[01:23:04] Syndus/rizon And he sounds like David attenburough

[01:23:14] nj/rizon staircases go both up and down irish666

[01:23:19] nj/rizon they're not like escalators

[01:23:22] Syndus/rizon Glassierre

[01:23:25] irish666/rizon no its a one way system

[01:23:30] Syndus/rizon Glacier

[01:23:34] irish666/rizon my house my rules i win

[01:23:35] nj/rizon will you have signs?

[01:23:45] irish666/rizon lit up ones

[01:23:48] nj/rizon cool

[01:30:57] Syndus/rizon Allmenium

[01:31:07] Syndus/rizon Allumenium

[01:31:17] Syndus/rizon Aluminum minum

[01:31:27] Syndus/rizon Minimimalluminum

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[01:32:51] Peorth/rizon ok Syndus i think you've inflicted your state of highness upon us enough for one night

[01:33:38] wez/rizon .o/

[01:33:40] Syndus/rizon Do something entertaining

[01:33:46] wez/rizon .o7

[01:33:46] Syndus/rizon Dance monkey

[01:34:14] * wez/rizon does a jig

[01:34:31] Submarine/swiftirc Do the runescape jig

[01:35:48] Peorth/rizon We're not your entertainment committee

[01:36:04] Submarine/swiftirc You actually are

[01:36:35] wez/rizon Hai Peorth!

[01:36:43] Peorth/rizon nope, get fucked

[01:36:46] Peorth/rizon hi wez

[01:36:48] Peorth/rizon what's good

[01:37:01] Submarine/swiftirc You should simmer down, chump

[01:37:46] * tr kicked Submarine/swiftirc (No reason given)

[01:37:50] wez/rizon Peorth: I'm at the inlaws wrangling toddlers

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[01:38:04] Peorth/rizon oof

[01:38:08] Peorth/rizon poor bastard.

[01:38:13] Submarine/swiftirc Oof

[01:38:29] wez/rizon It's fine, I have over a litre of scotch whisky :)

[01:39:07] irish666/rizon put it inside of u

[01:39:07] Peorth/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0asDBZBUpWs Show them this trick

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[01:39:13] Peorth/rizon though you need a paper bag for it :p

[01:40:12] wez/rizon irish666: Eventually, too early ro drink atm thouh

[01:40:23] wez/rizon s/ro/to/

[01:40:26] Submarine/swiftirc It's 840 here

[01:40:31] Submarine/swiftirc Perfect time

[01:40:32] irish666/rizon what year is it in australia

[01:40:50] Syndus/rizon Upside down 2024

[01:40:54] wez/rizon 2023

[01:41:13] esjay/rizon 9

[01:41:22] wez/rizon nope, not upside down, that's not how gravity works

[01:41:58] Syndus/rizon You're farts are upside down

[01:42:03] Submarine/swiftirc Tell that to the abos

[01:42:03] Syndus/rizon Your*

[01:42:16] wez/rizon Nope

[01:43:27] Syndus/rizon I had a friend I used to smoke with, one night he asked me how di astronauts know when they're upside down?

[01:43:36] Syndus/rizon And I lost my shit

[01:43:39] Syndus/rizon Lol

[01:43:50] PapaFrog/rizon I wish my wife would let me drink when I'm sick.

[01:44:08] Submarine/swiftirc Does she wear the pants?

[01:44:21] PapaFrog/rizon She wears the nag pants.

[01:44:26] Ahsoka/rizon No she eats the pants

[01:44:34] Syndus/rizon Be really funny if she was a paraplegic

[01:45:01] PapaFrog/rizon She gets hemoplegic migraines.. close enough?

[01:45:07] Syndus/rizon Pants would be a terrible gift

[01:45:17] Submarine/swiftirc Mine are from tinnitus

[01:45:37] Syndus/rizon Mwa

[01:45:39] Syndus/rizon Mwop

[01:45:58] PapaFrog/rizon The second time she got one, it scared the hell out of me.. I was considering giving her the stroke medicine.

[01:46:03] PapaFrog/rizon 8% chance of death.

[01:46:47] Syndus/rizon My family has had a lot of those

[01:47:07] PapaFrog/rizon It's kinda funny now. she becomes childlike when they happen.

[01:48:31] esjay/rizon 8% chance of death? what's the name

[01:48:46] Submarine/swiftirc Busted

[01:49:25] PapaFrog/rizon One of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antithrombotic

[01:49:29] irish666/rizon submarine https://youtu.be/TBWtEvGlTbk?si=7_VhcEA7trxwQx8L

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[01:49:30] Angel/rizon [wikipedia] Antithrombotic | "An antithrombotic agent is a drug that reduces the formation of blood clots (thrombi). Antithrombotics can be used therapeutically for prevention (primary prevention, secondary prevention) or treatment of a dangerous blood clot (acute thrombus). In the U.S., the American College of Chest Physicians publishes clinical guidelines for clinicians for the use of the

[01:49:45] PapaFrog/rizon I think it was an r-TPA

[01:50:04] esjay/rizon bro that's like a broad category and doesn't narrow it down at all

[01:50:20] PapaFrog/rizon I was kinda freaked out at the time.

[01:50:22] PapaFrog/rizon Okay?

[01:50:23] wez/rizon all good

[01:50:44] wez/rizon Medical information is considered confidential

[01:50:50] esjay/rizon the thing is, there's not really a drug that's like a random % chance to die

[01:51:00] wez/rizon It's fine that's it's broad

[01:51:17] PapaFrog/rizon IF she were to bleed out from it, there were percentages of outcomes.

[01:51:28] wez/rizon ah yea

[01:51:30] Submarine/swiftirc Irish666 ???

[01:51:46] esjay/rizon wez; as long as there's no identifying information, it's not HIPAA applicable

[01:51:55] irish666/rizon asked directions from an oil rig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ thoughts u'd like it

[01:52:03] Submarine/swiftirc O

[01:52:17] Submarine/swiftirc Have you heard the story of the warship and the lighthouse

[01:52:32] PapaFrog/rizon You change course.. this is a lighthouse.

[01:52:34] esjay/rizon PapaFrog; just don't take more than suggested and avoid any lacerations and it shouldn't even be above 0%

[01:52:35] irish666/rizon lol yeah but it does depend on who tells it

[01:52:49] irish666/rizon sometimes i hear it as an irish lighthouse

[01:53:33] irish666/rizon i gotta go running in 3 hours i got some new shoes theyre sick

[01:53:43] irish666/rizon like running on clouds lol

[01:53:48] Submarine/swiftirc You got some nikes?

[01:54:06] irish666/rizon reebok im testing out styles

[01:54:21] irish666/rizon floatride energy 5 theyre like 45 squid £

[01:55:30] irish666/rizon they have a rocker to them which feels good

[01:56:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:56:02] Submarine/swiftirc !bang

[01:56:02] DuckHunt/rizon submarine > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.031s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. You are promoted to level 1 (tourist). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[01:56:04] TheFatherMind/rizon duck

[01:56:15] irish666/rizon https://www.runningwarehouse.com/learningcenter/gear_guides/footwear/how-rockers-work.html

[01:56:20] Submarine/swiftirc Not me sitting here for the past hour WAITING for that duck

[01:56:41] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon *high-5's Submarine*

[01:57:12] Submarine/swiftirc Tyty

[01:57:23] irish666/rizon you beat the bot

[01:57:25] TheFatherMind/rizon hehe

[01:57:37] TheFatherMind/rizon 2 seconds is an honerable time.

[01:57:49] irish666/rizon er

[01:57:49] Submarine/swiftirc 2.03.. so close to 1

[01:58:36] Submarine/swiftirc I like the freeruns

[01:58:41] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop

[01:58:43] Submarine/swiftirc From Nike

[01:59:02] TheFatherMind/rizon LOL

[01:59:07] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon omg

[01:59:17] esjay/rizon Submarine, you need to get outside more

[01:59:23] Submarine/swiftirc Why?

[01:59:50] Submarine/swiftirc Wtf am I gonna do out there

[02:00:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:00:03] TheFatherMind/rizon quack

[02:00:06] \g/rizon not be such a loser

[02:00:08] Submarine/swiftirc !bang

[02:00:08] DuckHunt/rizon submarine > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[02:00:15] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 7

[02:00:16] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[02:00:16] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You already own this item. 1 use left.

[02:00:17] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[02:00:18] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[02:00:18] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/5 | Chargers: 5/5

[02:00:24] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[02:00:24] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 24.021s, which makes you a total of 1173 ducks (including 120 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [36 xp]

[02:00:24] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a +9 four-leaf clover ! You will earn an extra 9 xp points for each duck you shoot for 24h.

[02:00:40] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon go again Submarine

[02:00:44] Submarine/swiftirc Naw

[02:00:49] esjay/rizon You waited an hour for a duck

[02:00:49] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon oh, nevermind

[02:00:53] Submarine/swiftirc 1 hitter quitter

[02:01:09] Submarine/swiftirc I'm at work, ya jerk

[02:01:14] Submarine/swiftirc What do you want me to do?

[02:01:18] esjay/rizon your job

[02:01:18] \g/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:01:19] PapaFrog/rizon quit

[02:01:23] Submarine/swiftirc I am doing my job

[02:01:35] TheFatherMind/rizon FAKE BANG

[02:01:39] \g/rizon Killing ducks is your job? How much does it pay

[02:01:39] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon to bring more ducks gotta buy 21 and 23......

[02:01:46] Submarine/swiftirc 35 an hour

[02:01:56] \g/rizon that's ok i guess

[02:02:00] \g/rizon poverty where i live tho

[02:02:16] Submarine/swiftirc Sucks to be you lol

[02:02:42] \g/rizon not me personally but anyone making 35 an hour or less

[02:03:00] Submarine/swiftirc It's cheap where I live

[02:03:20] Submarine/swiftirc Plus I get an additional 4100/mo tax free

[02:03:26] irish666/rizon https://youtu.be/M5sl7MAl48o?si=1CLRq9xohjbYxZBP

[02:03:26] Internets/rizon :: YouTube Blackpool Tower 'fire' turns out to be flapping orange fabric :: (00:41) :: Views 254,355 :: Rating [+] 570 likes [+] 570 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[02:03:27] Submarine/swiftirc So I'm good.

[02:03:29] irish666/rizon lol

[02:03:34] \g/rizon why

[02:03:36] Kumool/rizon !bang

[02:03:36] DuckHunt/rizon Kumool > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[02:03:43] Kumool/rizon damn you \g

[02:03:45] Submarine/swiftirc Medically retired from the navy

[02:04:24] PapaFrog/rizon I'm sorry squid.

[02:04:44] irish666/rizon did you take a blunderbuss to the chest?

[02:04:55] Submarine/swiftirc No, just a dick up the ass

[02:05:06] PapaFrog/rizon Tripped on his bellbottoms.

[02:05:12] irish666/rizon oh it was your turn in the barrel

[02:05:53] Submarine/swiftirc Yes

[02:05:59] PapaFrog/rizon I got medicalled from the Air Force because the AC stopped working for two hours.

[02:06:12] Submarine/swiftirc The horror

[02:06:28] esjay/rizon how many years did you get in before getting your 1910-168?

[02:06:48] Submarine/swiftirc I work with a guy that got kicked out of the af for thc

[02:07:20] Submarine/swiftirc Esjay I was only in for 8.5

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[02:07:26] PapaFrog/rizon I think I only pissed once in four years.

[02:07:58] esjay/rizon I was disqualified for adderall, and I was enlisting at 17 for 8 years

[02:08:14] esjay/rizon This was before waivers for it

[02:08:14] \g/rizon should have told them about your adderall

[02:08:17] PapaFrog/rizon I told the MEPS doctor I had done freon.

[02:08:17] * \g/rizon smh his head

[02:08:22] \g/rizon shouldn't*

[02:08:45] Submarine/swiftirc Yeah tons of people were on that or ritalin

[02:08:54] Submarine/swiftirc There's waivers for everything lol

[02:08:59] esjay/rizon Yeah I know, but I was a young dumb 17 year old

[02:09:29] Submarine/swiftirc But i heard now it's used to get by with some medical stuff because they use genesis

[02:09:49] Submarine/swiftirc Hard*

[02:09:52] Submarine/swiftirc Not used

[02:10:13] esjay/rizon The ridiculous part is that I did workstudy stuff on a naval support activity no problem

[02:10:21] esjay/rizon even got my high security clearance

[02:11:10] esjay/rizon I did basically everything that an actual member would, but it's so stupid

[02:11:15] Submarine/swiftirc You wouldn't have had your clearance before getting in

[02:11:22] Submarine/swiftirc Theyre expensive

[02:11:26] esjay/rizon I know

[02:11:33] esjay/rizon I got my clearance for the workstudy

[02:11:40] Submarine/swiftirc Oh ok

[02:11:55] \g/rizon My secret clearance expired this year

[02:12:00] \g/rizon rip

[02:12:01] Submarine/swiftirc I had secret, and was read into ts/sci for some stuff

[02:12:06] Submarine/swiftirc It's nothing special

[02:12:29] Submarine/swiftirc My secret is inactive, but it expires next year

[02:13:10] Submarine/swiftirc That sucks though esjay

[02:13:11] \g/rizon Mine was probably inactive too

[02:13:15] \g/rizon i hadn't used it since 2013

[02:13:19] \g/rizon end of 2013

[02:13:37] Submarine/swiftirc It's always a shame whe someone who really wants to join gets turned down for something dumb

[02:13:43] esjay/rizon I'd still join if I weren't too old

[02:14:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:14:04] DarthKilroy/rizon hello

[02:14:05] Submarine/swiftirc Then you just laugh at their recruitment and retention issues

[02:14:11] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:14:11] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 10.953s, which makes you a total of 731 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[02:14:21] Submarine/swiftirc They just recently paused high year tenure

[02:14:34] esjay/rizon They did?

[02:14:36] esjay/rizon wtf

[02:14:42] Submarine/swiftirc Can't keep people lol

[02:14:51] Submarine/swiftirc Theyre desperate

[02:14:56] Submarine/swiftirc The navy anyway

[02:15:30] Submarine/swiftirc Papafrog what did you do

[02:16:08] PapaFrog/rizon http://www.mosdb.com/air-force/3C0X2/mos/2293/

[02:16:34] Submarine/swiftirc Netops

[02:16:37] PapaFrog/rizon Mostly VR and CBT stuff.

[02:16:47] PapaFrog/rizon No.. systems analyst.. programmer.

[02:17:01] Submarine/swiftirc Did you make lame ass training programs?

[02:17:16] PapaFrog/rizon Only for research and high-school students.

[02:17:46] PapaFrog/rizon Well.. and ATC.

[02:18:08] Submarine/swiftirc Did you have the same dod cyber awareness training we did?

[02:18:12] esjay/rizon lol PapaFrog

[02:18:19] PapaFrog/rizon Not really.

[02:18:30] PapaFrog/rizon Didn't even need a Security+

[02:18:47] Submarine/swiftirc No, it was like a GMT

[02:18:53] Submarine/swiftirc Annual cyber awareness training

[02:19:00] Submarine/swiftirc It was painfully awful

[02:19:14] esjay/rizon PapaFrog; that's what I'm trying to do in the USPS

[02:19:18] esjay/rizon systems analyst/programmer

[02:19:29] Submarine/swiftirc I just turned down a usps job lol

[02:20:08] Submarine/swiftirc Trying to get into a datacenter instead

[02:20:34] esjay/rizon I'm chill with a remote job

[02:20:44] Submarine/swiftirc That'd be cool

[02:20:49] PapaFrog/rizon This was mine: https://dl.acm.org/doi/pdf/10.1145/259081.259197

[02:20:55] Submarine/swiftirc The union bs turned me off the usps too

[02:20:56] esjay/rizon That's what I'm going for

[02:21:01] esjay/rizon why?

[02:21:03] esjay/rizon usps union is goated

[02:21:24] Submarine/swiftirc Management is beyond toxic

[02:21:30] Submarine/swiftirc Check out the usps reddit

[02:21:54] esjay/rizon management is like opposite of the union

[02:22:10] Submarine/swiftirc Honestly, most of the issues are on the mail carrier side

[02:22:17] Submarine/swiftirc But everyone gets a taste of it

[02:22:22] esjay/rizon and yeah, management can be toxic, but the union typically squashes it

[02:22:31] Submarine/swiftirc Yeah you would think

[02:22:38] Submarine/swiftirc Seriously, check out the subreddit

[02:22:38] esjay/rizon I know

[02:22:45] PapaFrog/rizon 100.8F.. it's official.

[02:22:49] Submarine/swiftirc Gnarly

[02:23:00] * NiniGeo2/rizon gives C.T. a bowl of lemons

[02:23:14] Submarine/swiftirc Anyway I don't need the job so I opted to turn it down lol

[02:23:36] Submarine/swiftirc Hi ninigeo2

[02:23:41] Submarine/swiftirc CT is away

[02:23:41] NiniGeo2/rizon Haio Submarine.

[02:23:45] NiniGeo2/rizon Oh no!

[02:23:57] * sushi-chan/rizon joined #computertech

[02:23:59] sushi-chan/rizon boo!

[02:24:02] * NiniGeo2/rizon puts the lemons-bowl into he fridge so that it stays good until later

[02:24:05] Submarine/swiftirc How long were you in papafrog

[02:24:06] PapaFrog/rizon I wish I had something really engaging to watch.

[02:24:08] NiniGeo2/rizon Aaaaah, it's a sushi-ghost!

[02:24:17] PapaFrog/rizon Submarine: Two months short of four.

[02:24:23] Submarine/swiftirc Cool

[02:24:24] sushi-chan/rizon hi ninigeo and papafrog

[02:24:33] Submarine/swiftirc Did you do any irr or anything after?

[02:24:42] PapaFrog/rizon They gave me an option of admin or medical and pushed the board.

[02:24:50] PapaFrog/rizon Because TAP.

[02:24:52] esjay/rizon Submarine, my ex/bf works for the usps and is a union steward, was step 2/assistant to step 3, but is just step 1, and he's a full time flex, on top of the nearly dozen other usps workers I know

[02:25:16] esjay/rizon I had to sit there while he handled union stuff

[02:25:18] esjay/rizon it was annoying

[02:25:31] Submarine/swiftirc Ah, well gl

[02:25:36] Submarine/swiftirc It'll still be a good job

[02:25:42] PapaFrog/rizon My sister is an assistant postmaster. She griped about the vaccine and masks.

[02:25:52] PapaFrog/rizon smh

[02:26:28] Submarine/swiftirc Lol

[02:26:39] esjay/rizon assistant postmaster? that's funny

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