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Friday, December 29, 2023

[01:22:42] nj/rizon the British bogeyman is piers morgan

[01:23:14] nj/rizon staircases go both up and down irish666

[01:23:19] nj/rizon they're not like escalators

[01:23:35] nj/rizon will you have signs?

[01:23:48] nj/rizon cool

[12:04:21] nj/rizon !bang

[12:04:23] nj/rizon !bang

[12:05:04] nj/rizon !bang

[12:05:07] nj/rizon !reload

[12:05:08] nj/rizon !bang

[12:05:11] nj/rizon !bang

[12:05:20] nj/rizon ComputerTech: shhhh i am murdering wildlife

[12:06:08] nj/rizon where have you been dude? had a good christmas?

[12:06:16] nj/rizon you

[12:06:21] nj/rizon lol

[12:06:27] nj/rizon maybe you were asleep when i was here

[12:06:41] nj/rizon oh yeah

[12:06:42] nj/rizon haha

[12:06:57] nj/rizon cool

[12:07:04] nj/rizon stayed at my mum's place until last night

[12:07:07] nj/rizon was good

[12:07:14] nj/rizon nah

[12:07:32] nj/rizon my borther had five pints on an empty stomach yesterday though, so well done there i guess

[12:07:42] nj/rizon yep, cooked, presents, tv, irc

[12:07:47] nj/rizon board games

[12:09:11] nj/rizon <3 train travel

[12:10:10] nj/rizon <ComputerTech> tf you going to bed during the day for <-- i always knew you weren't a true rock n rolla

[12:11:09] nj/rizon ComputerTech is one of those postmen who comes round to your house with a parcel at fuck o'clock in the morning and says "YOU HAVEN'T ONLY JUST GOT OUT OF BED HAVE YOU?!"

[12:11:24] nj/rizon haha okay

[12:12:25] nj/rizon is it your toe?

[12:13:49] nj/rizon yay nj <3

[12:14:16] nj/rizon lol

[12:14:49] nj/rizon i thought it was called Bulmers in ireland

[12:14:59] nj/rizon ahh

[12:15:49] nj/rizon wez: i drank too much aspalls once

[12:16:01] nj/rizon well, more than once, strictly speaking

[12:16:29] nj/rizon lol

[12:16:56] nj/rizon was watching that episode of father ted the other day where he's dreaming the barmaid from ballykissangel wants to elope with him haha

[12:17:17] nj/rizon niamh?

[12:17:40] nj/rizon i had covid in 2023

[12:17:43] nj/rizon no need to imagine for me

[12:18:05] nj/rizon ComputerTech: you need to stop licking doorknobs

[12:18:46] nj/rizon i had the vaccine, and it was no big deal both times i've had it

[12:19:00] nj/rizon the NHS send you to camp? coooool

[12:19:07] nj/rizon lol

[12:19:20] nj/rizon nah it's been fBUY THE NEW WINDOWS 12 LOLine

[12:21:06] nj/rizon bubble butt

[12:22:39] nj/rizon im gonna try and put some sort of linux on my old smartphone

[12:23:17] nj/rizon pomf: yup

[12:24:24] nj/rizon ComputerTech: mmm. i'm not sure about android, at least to start off with. i was figuring i'd try https://postmarketos.org/ maybe

[12:24:38] nj/rizon imagine having an iphone

[12:25:09] nj/rizon :D

[12:26:21] nj/rizon i wrote some software for archiving text messages from nokia suite backup files

[12:26:52] nj/rizon ComputerTech: everything apple makes does awful

[12:26:57] nj/rizon s/does/doesis

[12:27:38] nj/rizon is Sandi Thom irish?

[12:27:44] nj/rizon i only ever hear irish people talking about her

[12:28:02] nj/rizon 12:26 PM <@irish666> born too late into a world that doesnt care ComputerTech 😢

[12:28:05] nj/rizon this is sandi thom

[12:28:21] nj/rizon youtube i wish i was a punk rocker

[12:29:02] nj/rizon .yt sandi thom punk rocker

[12:29:03] nj/rizon !bang

[12:30:27] nj/rizon ha, "random"

[12:33:01] nj/rizon tina eat your food

[12:33:16] nj/rizon the llama

[12:34:36] nj/rizon yeah near enough

[12:35:23] nj/rizon how do i set an location?

[12:35:43] nj/rizon .register_location London, GB

[12:35:50] nj/rizon .w

[12:36:14] nj/rizon Joy Division used to be called Warsaw

[12:36:20] nj/rizon why are you in Warsaw?

[12:36:43] nj/rizon awesome

[12:36:52] nj/rizon \o/

[12:37:17] nj/rizon that's what she said

[12:38:12] nj/rizon poo poo

[12:38:38] nj/rizon ha so i was listening to an audiobook yesterday

[12:38:40] nj/rizon and there was a line

[12:39:00] nj/rizon "He looked at her as though she was a turd that had learned to dance"

[12:42:43] nj/rizon man i suppose i better reply to some of these stupid emails

[12:44:01] nj/rizon you could put them on instagram

[12:44:03] nj/rizon !bang

[12:44:06] nj/rizon !reload

[12:44:07] nj/rizon !bang

[12:44:09] nj/rizon !bang

[12:44:27] nj/rizon yeah i was joking about instagram

[12:44:37] nj/rizon haha

[12:44:52] nj/rizon yeah the duck grabbed it

[12:44:54] nj/rizon don't worry, i shot it

[12:48:49] nj/rizon "Christmas Isn't Christmas" isn't a very logical sentence

[12:48:58] nj/rizon fucking bon jovi

[12:49:08] nj/rizon also prayers are intangible, you can't live on them

[12:49:13] nj/rizon that's stupid

[12:49:37] nj/rizon did you know Eleven from stranger things is marrying bon jovi's son?

[12:49:42] nj/rizon the world is weird

[12:50:41] nj/rizon time flies when you're HALFWAY THEEEEERE

[12:50:45] nj/rizon WHOOAAAAA

[12:55:29] nj/rizon do you know what i hate

[12:55:49] nj/rizon it's that every single friday and saturday in wetherspoons/lloyds the dj will play living in a prayer

[12:55:50] nj/rizon and

[12:56:07] nj/rizon everyone there is always still caught off guard by the skipped beat before the key change

[12:56:20] nj/rizon every single week, they're all like "WHAT i did not expect this"

[12:57:08] nj/rizon drives me fricking crazy

[12:57:19] nj/rizon the song is fine, it's just people that annoy me

[12:58:01] nj/rizon okay, i will, but only because you ordered me to

[13:03:38] nj/rizon well, that was a slight rabbit hole

[13:06:47] nj/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FDcplwT-8Q

[13:07:49] nj/rizon !bang

[13:07:53] nj/rizon !bang

[13:07:56] nj/rizon fq

[13:08:04] nj/rizon !bang

[13:08:07] nj/rizon !BANG

[13:08:21] nj/rizon !bang

[13:08:22] nj/rizon !bang

[13:08:25] nj/rizon !bang

[13:08:27] nj/rizon !reload

[13:08:31] nj/rizon !bang

[13:08:33] nj/rizon !bang

[13:08:42] nj/rizon !bang

[13:08:46] nj/rizon lol

[13:08:51] nj/rizon man that was a lot of ducks

[13:08:54] nj/rizon tq

[13:09:33] nj/rizon yeah so i changed my nick and all my duck work was lost :(

[13:11:39] nj/rizon wooohoooo

[13:11:46] nj/rizon thanks

[13:11:57] nj/rizon !duckstats

[13:24:05] nj/rizon !bang

[13:27:06] nj/rizon huh

[13:29:54] nj/rizon !reload

[13:32:04] nj/rizon mmm pie

[13:32:32] nj/rizon blood for the blood god, pie for the pie hole

[14:41:44] nj/rizon that's some efficient duck shooting

[14:42:01] nj/rizon only 8 shots

[14:45:19] nj/rizon ughhh

[14:45:33] nj/rizon esjay: "Just Say No."

[14:45:36] nj/rizon drugs are bad

[14:46:16] nj/rizon hooray

[14:46:17] nj/rizon great work

[14:46:21] nj/rizon what did she say?

[14:47:03] nj/rizon well that's nice :)

[14:48:18] nj/rizon !bang

[14:48:21] nj/rizon !bang

[14:48:44] nj/rizon !boom

[14:49:00] nj/rizon !reload

[14:50:52] nj/rizon dankor63: shoot ducks

[14:50:58] nj/rizon you get the gun back and ammo each day

[14:51:04] nj/rizon assuming someone doesn't rearm you first

[14:51:16] nj/rizon !duckstats

[14:52:05] nj/rizon bot admins can

[14:52:24] nj/rizon ComputerTech: dankor63 needs halp

[14:52:37] nj/rizon dankor63: do !bang when one is flying. but not when one isn't

[14:52:54] nj/rizon there's a faq page somewhere

[14:53:14] nj/rizon DuckHunt tells you when there's ducks

[14:53:20] nj/rizon and everyone starts going !bang

[14:53:46] nj/rizon yep

[14:53:59] nj/rizon yay

[14:54:39] nj/rizon .yt are you gonna bang doe

[14:57:11] nj/rizon okay, so $250,000 per person actually

[14:57:18] nj/rizon so $2.5k per day

[14:57:38] nj/rizon but in total isolation, so you're essentially "working" 24 hours a day

[14:58:03] nj/rizon $104/hour

[14:58:20] nj/rizon and you only get $104/hour IF you stick it out for the full 100 days

[15:01:03] nj/rizon !bang

[15:01:05] nj/rizon !bang

[15:01:08] nj/rizon shit

[15:42:54] nj/rizon !bang

[15:43:12] nj/rizon !bang

[15:43:19] nj/rizon !reload

[15:43:21] nj/rizon !bang

[15:43:26] nj/rizon !bang

[15:43:30] nj/rizon !reload

[15:43:33] nj/rizon !bang

[15:43:35] nj/rizon ahhhhh

[15:43:41] nj/rizon !shop

[15:43:53] nj/rizon !shop 2

[15:43:58] nj/rizon !bang

[15:44:07] nj/rizon !reload

[15:44:27] nj/rizon !shop 12

[15:44:30] nj/rizon !bang

[15:44:53] nj/rizon oh h4 killed it hahahaha

[15:45:00] nj/rizon i suck at DuckHunt

[23:34:14] nj/rizon jag sie masch ComputerTech?

[23:35:01] nj/rizon it's "How are you?" in polish

[23:35:05] nj/rizon (roughly)

[23:35:15] nj/rizon jestem kanapka

[23:35:19] nj/rizon that's "i am a sandwich"

[23:36:08] nj/rizon pogue mahone

[23:38:00] nj/rizon POST

[23:38:19] nj/rizon POST, PATCH, GET HEAD

[23:39:00] nj/rizon catalog vulnereability... excrement

[23:39:10] nj/rizon it's a database of software vulnerabilities

[23:40:45] nj/rizon ahhhhh cannot unsee

[23:41:21] nj/rizon sounds familiar

[23:41:32] nj/rizon is it something to do with geocities?

[23:42:17] nj/rizon ComputerTech: dankor63 is inside you

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