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Friday, December 29, 2023

[06:15:02] fifel/rizon You may not like it, but this is what democracy looks like https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/saigon.jpeg?quality=85&w=1080

[07:34:38] fifel/rizon HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW 5 GUM

[07:35:05] fifel/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmxqaGIS_qw

[08:00:16] fifel/rizon If you think its bad now, it hasn’t even started https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHSXpmWY8ac

[08:15:11] fifel/rizon how if 5s to chew feel gum

[08:15:33] fifel/rizon h4: I’ve been weird over everything you’re sitting on.

[08:15:54] fifel/rizon oh no, I’ve been weird *inside* your chair

[09:04:52] fifel/rizon HOW IT CHEWS TO 4 GUM FEEL

[09:22:42] fifel/rizon I see you all gumming chew

[21:38:12] fifel/rizon On old computers there was an OZZ:OII switch on the powersupply, you could get root on any machine by switching the OZZ:OII switch on the psu.

[21:40:02] fifel/rizon Submarine: You’re spoiling the joke! Nobody is going to destroy their classic power supply now

[21:43:11] fifel/rizon I mostly recommended it on BBSes when people were being real twats

[22:25:58] fifel/rizon urgh

[22:28:27] fifel/rizon Submarine: I got me a bit of a Jung-style midlife crisis. Can’t be arsed to make coffee. Not enjoying stuff.

[22:28:51] fifel/rizon Jung was a German magician, sex-priest, and psychiatrist.

[22:29:18] fifel/rizon Why did God give women yeast infection? Because he didn’t wash his dick wash his dick wash his goddamn dick

[22:30:29] fifel/rizon Submarine: Last year I read Cormac McCarthy, maybe this year I ought to read Jung.

[22:31:16] fifel/rizon Cormac McCarthy is a spooky cowboy man who writes about being without god and what men do together. Ride horses. Murder each other. Rant about phenomenology poetically.

[22:32:51] fifel/rizon Kinda actually. Remove 3/4th of the dialogue from Brokeback mountain and replace it with long landscape shots of high valley meadows, or dive juke bars without a word being said. Focus more on the poor-gay-Cowboy’s interior experience with close facial shots. And yeah Brokeback mountain would be a Cormac Book.

[22:33:25] fifel/rizon Also the sex would probably have to be either transformatively violent with excess attention paid to the used by date on the crisco, or happen entirely off camera and have to be inferred.

[22:35:03] fifel/rizon You’d also need to slow down the dialogue, a lot.

[22:40:04] fifel/rizon Why would one run a logger on IRC, to train an AI how to be a rude cunt?

[22:41:15] fifel/rizon DickCheney: I shat in a shoebox, give me $20

[22:42:04] fifel/rizon Italian. 100% pure canned artists shit IIRC

[22:42:17] fifel/rizon oh you mean a renaissance artist’s non-artistic shit

[22:42:41] fifel/rizon Syndus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit

[22:42:48] fifel/rizon Sadly nobody’s opened one and used it in cooking.

[22:45:16] fifel/rizon Lots of people die pissed off

[22:47:26] fifel/rizon Estee lauder can me me a scent that smells like alcoholic who shat himself?

[22:49:42] fifel/rizon >his clothes

[22:50:38] fifel/rizon Syndus: I’d rub Liz Taylor’s white diamond. That’s her clitoral hood right?

[23:12:51] fifel/rizon I wish I had the nrg to make coffee

[23:17:45] fifel/rizon lel, caffeine wrecks you like that.

[23:18:27] fifel/rizon You still need to boil water and apply it to powdered coffee juice.

[23:19:11] fifel/rizon Like with a moka pot making a real coffee takes as much time as instant

[23:46:35] fifel/rizon Got coffee now

[23:50:25] fifel/rizon imagine garlic flavoured tequilla

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