Thursday, January 4, 2024
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esjay/rizon
wof, I will piss in your earhole
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esjay/rizon
Lol hating on people that won elections which are just popularity contests, by someone who set that system up to be a popularity contest, shocking that you wouldn't like them.
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\g/rizon
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esjay/rizon
phonekait; I understand your colleague troubles
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.255s, which makes you a total of 829 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
sur > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 5/5
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esjay/rizon
I was essentially a cashier today and couldn't get any of my own shit done, it was super annoying
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slim/rizon
Sur how do you know about that
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slim/rizon
And wtf arnt you there????????
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esjay/rizon
deadly, why are you so obsessed with kids?
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/8 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -5 xp] [wild fire: -8 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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esjay/rizon
You bring them up every time you talk to me
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fifel/rizon
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fifel/rizon
Submarine: guess which cunt is working too fast and being forced to take lunch break fully and safety hreaks.
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deadly/rizon
or were they as much bullshit as u are a women?
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fifel/rizon
I just want to get home and pretend to be portugal.
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
fifel: cant you pretend to be protugul while delivering the mail?
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fifel/rizon
deadly: you know what your name means in Australian right?
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fifel/rizon
If you didn’t care you’d stop breathing.
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drwho/rizon
AWS IS DOWN FOR A SPECIFIC REGION AND NOW NO ONE CAN ADD PRINTERS
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drwho/rizon
there is nothing down on the aws status page wtf
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esjay/rizon
Lol, my ex-wife isn't allowed near the kids since her fiance is a sexual predator
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esjay/rizon
You do know women can be married to women right?
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esjay/rizon
Ah yes, the person with a bachelor's in computer science and graduated on the deans list and is in mensa, is mentally challenged
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esjay/rizon
All of my paperwork including birth certificate says female, my doctors call me female, literally everyone in person does, I couldn't care less what the British equivalent to Sloth thinks
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esjay/rizon
Yes, you need to go to court and provide a petition to a judge to grant a name or sex marker change, which you submit to the vital records office of your birth location and they will change it
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esjay/rizon
I dropped like $350 total for it
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esjay/rizon
It's part of changing any part of a birth cert as the offices have needed to amend it for other reasons
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esjay/rizon
Like, my birth cert even has my adopted parents on it, which is funny because my adopted mom was 13 when I was born
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Fr0sty/rizon
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\g/rizon
a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood
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Jax/rizon
the answer is over 7, 000lbs
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million/rizon
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\g/rizon
It's like a tenth of that
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Jax/rizon
You're right I added an extra 0 on accident
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Jax/rizon
\g you like you tell people they are wrong don't you
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fifel/rizon
Norrie in Sydney has their birth cert marked x and rides a bubble bicycle
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Jax/rizon
It's okay, I understand, the dopamine
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\g/rizon
I just like people to be right is all
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Jax/rizon
No one drives you but you
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tjr/rizon
if anyone is ever curious, pulling a logic board out of a macbook M1 Pro to replace your IO ports sucks complete dick
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\g/rizon
Similarly, I expect folks to correct me when I'm wrong
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Jax/rizon
Your life and goals are yours of your choosing
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\g/rizon
tjr: Sounds like you're already doing it cuz you're performing surgery on a Macbook :>
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\g/rizon
And how'd they break
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Syndus/rizon
I'm watching the orange hill billy let his son be beaten senseless
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Jax/rizon
Ahsoka, I choose lonely sex because no more babies and I don't want to deal with another person
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Jax/rizon
wins
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\g/rizon
Sounds like something an incel would say
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\g/rizon
nods
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Jax/rizon
you know I really don't like that term because it doesn't apply to me
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tjr/rizon
\g: just got done doing it
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\g/rizon
How's your soldering skills
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tjr/rizon
spent 1.5 hours doing it
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Jax/rizon
I already have a kid and had lots of sex
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Jax/rizon
That's like saying Buddhist monks are incels
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\g/rizon
I should finish Kakarot one of these days
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\g/rizon
I bought it at full price because wife wanted to watch me play but I cba that game is shit
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Ahsoka/rizon
Wouldnt sex alone just masturbation?
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Syndus/rizon
Slim, you show up in my place and mention rape, it's your ass, nigga
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\g/rizon
They could be celibate if they want to
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Jax/rizon
By the context you provided
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\g/rizon
Do it on the hush hush
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Jax/rizon
So when one group of people abstains from sex they are celibates but when I do it I'm an incel?
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Syndus/rizon
Captain can dish it out but can't take it. God dam yousuck a shit talking and video games dude
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foxy/rizon
i don't think you are an incel
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\g/rizon
Did you know the cel in incel means celibate
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Kumool/rizon
Jax: you gonna cry? INCEL GONNA CRY?
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Jax/rizon
is probably better looking than you
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\g/rizon
Being better looking is mostly meaningless these days if you see some of the boyfriends and husbands these 9/10 women have
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Jax/rizon
And saying stupid things on irc is meaninglesd but here I am indulging
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Syndus/rizon
points
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mi||i0n/rizon
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Kumool/rizon
are you better looking than yourself Jax ?
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esjay/rizon
I miss the days when I would tell people to money match me in games, but I don't have the time now
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Kumool/rizon
mind implodes
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Jax/rizon
Anyway, I just mean to say I am not an INVOLUNTARY celibate
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Jax/rizon
I literally went to jail for dumping someone last year
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Jax/rizon
decides to leave and stop talking.
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Kumool/rizon
Jax: now you're being a voice celibate
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foxy/rizon
shares food with slim
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Jax/rizon
Nah, I just know the pattern of what a lot of questions typically leads to
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Kumool/rizon
Jax: but honestly that sounds crazy do tell
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Kumool/rizon
never heard of anyone jailing someone else for dumping
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Jax/rizon
She didn't do anything wrong
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Jax/rizon
The whole situation was fucking stupid
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Kumool/rizon
you're aware I'm just ball busting you
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Jax/rizon
I am _still_ dealing with the backlash of that event
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foxy/rizon
i'm listening to a 2 year old argue with his mom ;P
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Jax/rizon
Anyway, I don't want to argue with someone that I live with, and I don't want to spend more time with someone else's kid, so I don't want to date someone with kids
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mink/rizon
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Angel/rizon
foxy: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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esjay/rizon
foxy; how long before the child wins?
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Jax/rizon
I dated a 22 year old 4 years ago
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Jax/rizon
It convinced me not to date anyone under 10 years older than me
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Jax/rizon
That girl was batshit thi
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Jax/rizon
has a poor sense for females
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Jax/rizon
I mean she was literally crazy
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Jax/rizon
I thought she was normal at first
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fifel/rizon
Jax: one of the most famous Buddhist koans is about being able to remain incel despite fucking the hottest Stacey in the village
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foxy/rizon
he wanted to watch cocomelon
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Jax/rizon
So that was in the 10 year range...
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foxy/rizon
he's also talking shit in slim channel too
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Jax/rizon
I probably need an older woman
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Jax/rizon
They seem to have more sense
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Jax/rizon
Is that why iNvictus is such an asshat? I guess that explains it...
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fifel/rizon
esjay: Zizek/nick land is happening. Time to watch Kant be destroyed.
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Kumool/rizon
Jax: I think the problem is expecting people to be wise or w\e with age
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Jax/rizon
is dumb a lot too
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Kumool/rizon
the only thing that's happened with age is my stress levels have gone up
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Kumool/rizon
to the point that I'm in a constant state of fatigue and panic
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 14.376s, which makes you a total of 1201 ducks (including 124 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 43 (duck dynasty). \_X< *KWAK* [48 xp] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 5 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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Jax/rizon
My daughter has been hitting me up all day, talking about the weekend
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Jax/rizon
We both forgot she has a musical this weekend that I am going to lol
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Jax/rizon
She's disappointed now :(
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TheFatherMind/rizon
Gotta add stuff to that calendar with extra early warnings. That is what I do.
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Rizon/rizon
kicked Gentoo/rizon (User has been banned from the channel (akick))
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 3/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.21s, which makes you a total of 1202 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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[TechNet]
set mode +ao Nat^AFK Nat^AFK
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mrinfinity/rizon
perfect physical and mental speciment in every way, some call me... unnatural
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mrinfinity/rizon
it's a cube, it's a sphere, it's MRINFINITY!! ..probably
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mrinfinity/rizon
i feel like i slept next to a heater and my insides dried out
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 27.072s, which makes you a total of 830 ducks (including 89 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [48 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points.
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
is stoned time to watch 007 skyfall
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fifel/rizon
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slim/rizon
Never mad at ppl that don't exist irl 🤣
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Rizon/rizon
kicked iNvictus/rizon (Watch your language!)
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 6.015s, which makes you a total of 1203 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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slim/rizon
Lmao @ dankor63 being banned
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fifel/rizon
Okay, so that was interesting work day
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slim/rizon
Lol I binged watched all of them the other day
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slim/rizon
First one will always be the beat
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Fr0sty/rizon
I know but just because they turn into AI doesn't mean you can't fuck with them