IRC Driven

[00:00:31] wez/rizon :)

[00:00:40] wez/rizon How's your day ADMIRAL_HUBRIS ?

[00:03:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon fine fine.

[00:03:20] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ran some errands....

[00:08:43] v|g|LanT/rizon mee mee meowWW

[00:09:13] fifel/rizon Cat raping is not an errand.

[00:10:05] wez/rizon heh

[00:10:53] kot/rizon cat caping is an errand, however

[00:11:31] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[00:11:31] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 5/5

[00:12:28] slim/rizon !shop

[00:12:38] slim/rizon Mmmm

[00:12:43] fifel/rizon Out of Batman Year Zero and Kampuchea Year Zero I know which I prefer.

[00:12:44] slim/rizon I miss dankor63

[00:12:55] fifel/rizon Nice cape cat

[00:13:14] slim/rizon 15 16 and 17 is no fun to use now..

[00:17:22] slim/rizon !shop mirror

[00:17:51] slim/rizon Dumb

[00:17:53] slim/rizon Lol

[00:18:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:18:03] wez/rizon haha

[00:18:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:18:04] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[00:18:06] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:18:06] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.545s, which makes you a total of 1214 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:18:07] wez/rizon !bang

[00:18:07] DuckHunt/rizon wez > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/8 | Chargers: 4/4

[00:18:10] slim/rizon !shop 14

[00:18:10] DuckHunt/rizon slim > I do not know any hunter with that name.

[00:18:12] wez/rizon phew

[00:18:15] wez/rizon !reload

[00:18:16] DuckHunt/rizon wez > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[00:18:24] slim/rizon Lmao

[00:18:33] slim/rizon Shop 14 wez

[00:18:40] slim/rizon !shop 14 wez

[00:18:41] DuckHunt/rizon slim > You buy a mirror in exchange for 7 xp points then you use it to dazzle wez with a sunbeam, thereby reducing by 50% the accuracy of his next shot. Your purchase made you go back to level 6 (duck hater).

[00:18:50] slim/rizon Noooo

[00:18:59] slim/rizon I thought that would help you lol

[00:19:12] slim/rizon !shop 16 slim

[00:19:13] DuckHunt/rizon slim > You throw a bucket of water on slim in exchange for 10 xp points, thereby forcing him to wait for 1h for his clothes to dry out before he can hunt again.

[00:19:18] slim/rizon There

[00:27:43] wez/rizon heh

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[00:36:55] Rizon/rizon [drwho] nil

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[00:44:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:44:02] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:44:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[00:44:04] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.431s, which makes you a total of 1215 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:44:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:45:54] teddybearcell/rizon ComputerTech: you there?

[00:46:14] wez/rizon I wish ComputerTech was there

[00:46:47] slim/rizon I locked him in thebasement

[00:46:55] teddybearcell/rizon Where the fuck is he?

[00:47:48] slim/rizon ^

[00:49:01] mrinfinity/rizon probably passed out in an alley way

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[00:51:52] mrinfinity/rizon nothing else takes me to the wonderful place music takes me, something kind of special, magical even

[00:51:57] mrinfinity/rizon oontz oontz

[00:52:00] mrinfinity/rizon wubwub

[01:01:58] submarine/swiftirc https://fb.watch/pn3D-qL1W6/?mibextid=lOuIew

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[01:36:31] esjay/rizon >fb.watch

[01:36:33] esjay/rizon cringe

[01:37:08] mrinfinity/rizon say what you want but its where all the people are

[01:37:23] mrinfinity/rizon upper minds are rare, miss esjay

[01:45:42] mrinfinity/rizon just be mindful it's designed to suck you in/keep you there

[01:49:45] slim/rizon Like this isn't..

[01:49:47] slim/rizon Lol

[01:50:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:50:05] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[01:50:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 4/5

[01:50:06] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[01:50:06] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 3/5

[01:50:08] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[01:50:08] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.996s, which makes you a total of 1216 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[01:50:08] slim/rizon !bang

[01:50:08] DuckHunt/rizon slim > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[01:50:08] DuckHunt/rizon slim is demoted to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks).

[01:50:44] * slim/rizon pours some sand into TheFatherMinds eyes

[01:51:40] mrinfinity/rizon 07:49p %slim Like this isn't..

[01:52:08] slim/rizon Am I wrong

[01:52:45] mrinfinity/rizon the #1 paid person at fb is the head of psychology, to my knowledge to study dopamine triggers. the more time and engagement the more advertisements are seen/viewed which if calculated at 0.000X per viewing minute, adds up

[01:53:20] mrinfinity/rizon so i wouldn't agree, irc is just something we all never let go of because it's dank, semi-anonymous, and nobody gives a shit if people like what we say or post

[01:53:31] mrinfinity/rizon so i'd say wrong, i'm open to accepting other opinions however

[01:53:48] slim/rizon Where are your stats for that then

[01:53:48] Ahsoka/rizon Its confusing why people here are being mean to me lately not all but quite a few have being i get it

[01:53:55] slim/rizon Can't stat one

[01:53:59] slim/rizon And not the other

[01:54:30] mrinfinity/rizon the sources are listed in a book called "Stolen Focus" I'll look for it in a bit

[01:54:40] mrinfinity/rizon also, ex facebook employees, all that stuff

[01:54:57] slim/rizon Not really interested I just thought I'd add my 2cents

[01:55:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:55:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[01:55:04] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.176s, which makes you a total of 1217 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[01:55:05] mrinfinity/rizon kewl

[01:55:05] \g/rizon hi

[01:55:23] slim/rizon \g

[01:55:37] slim/rizon \Ahsoka

[01:57:15] slim/rizon .voice Ahsoka

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[01:58:02] slim/rizon .voice Syndus

[01:58:54] slim/rizon @chanrank

[01:58:54] ChanStat/rizon (ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 2 out of 246 with a score of 66256.

[02:00:29] socraticDev/rizon slim shady

[02:00:36] socraticDev/rizon who is number one?

[02:00:45] slim/rizon #shitters

[02:00:47] aaabbb_/rizon jesus is number 1

[02:00:57] aaabbb_/rizon our lord and savior

[02:01:21] socraticDev/rizon of course

[02:01:29] aaabbb_/rizon he died for your sins and respawned on the third day with an smg

[02:01:34] slim/rizon Not for long

[02:01:39] slim/rizon It's falling apart

[02:01:46] Jax/rizon He died for my large turds

[02:01:55] Jax/rizon :(

[02:01:59] aaabbb_/rizon so because he died, we're all allowed to sin whenever

[02:02:01] socraticDev/rizon do u use poop knife (tm) Jax ?

[02:02:05] Jax/rizon lol

[02:02:16] Jax/rizon Ah, the glorious poop knife

[02:02:23] socraticDev/rizon add ^tm

[02:02:25] aaabbb_/rizon mfw friend's house has no poop knife

[02:02:35] Jax/rizon As my friend likes to call it, the guano glaive

[02:02:36] socraticDev/rizon use their toothbrush

[02:03:16] esjay/rizon 20:52:45 <@mrinfinity> the #1 paid person at fb is the head of psychology, to my knowledge to study dopamine triggers. the more time and engagement the more advertisements are seen/viewed which if calculated at 0.000X per viewing minute, adds up

[02:03:16] esjay/rizon A lot of companies have psychs, like multiple, sometimes in teams, to devise advertising and shit

[02:03:18] esjay/rizon Like mcdonalds

[02:03:37] mrinfinity/rizon I know

[02:03:47] mrinfinity/rizon doesn't change my point though

[02:04:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:04:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[02:04:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.53s, which makes you a total of 1218 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[02:04:03] aaabbb_/rizon !bang

[02:04:03] DuckHunt/rizon aaabbb_ > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[02:04:09] aaabbb_/rizon GAY

[02:04:15] mrinfinity/rizon more of a reminder for if one does use the book

[02:04:24] TheFatherMind/rizon Is what I would not have said if aaabbb_ won.

[02:04:39] aaabbb_/rizon lmao

[02:04:50] TheFatherMind/rizon 😜👍

[02:05:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:05:01] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[02:05:02] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[02:05:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[02:05:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.09s, which makes you a total of 1219 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[02:05:08] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[02:05:08] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 2/5

[02:05:13] TheFatherMind/rizon !SHOP 2

[02:05:13] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.

[02:05:14] TheFatherMind/rizon !SHOP 2

[02:05:15] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.

[02:16:32] aaabbb_/rizon !duckstts

[02:16:35] aaabbb_/rizon !duckstats

[02:40:49] teddybearcell/rizon https://grapheneos.org/install/

[02:40:58] teddybearcell/rizon ^ anyone ever installed this on their android device?

[02:41:06] phish/swiftirc nice ip grabber

[02:42:19] aaabbb_/rizon heard of it, but i don't use android

[02:46:07] \g/rizon i know of a few people that use grapheneos

[02:46:15] \g/rizon I think Louis Rossman used it for a while too didn't he

[03:06:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:06:05] quartzhrts/rizon !bang

[03:06:05] DuckHunt/rizon quartzhrts > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.06s, which makes you a total of 11 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[03:09:45] submarine/swiftirc !seen valware

[03:09:46] Falkor Valware (~valware@B6780048.4D17A9F6.A81BABBC.IP) was last seen quitting from #computertech 7 days, 6 minutes ago stating (Quit: We're here, we're queer, connection reset by peer).

[03:09:54] submarine/swiftirc This is a tragedy

[03:10:03] esjay/rizon over a week now

[03:10:04] esjay/rizon T_T

[03:14:53] submarine/swiftirc Where's all the b weirdos at

[03:14:57] submarine/swiftirc -b

[03:17:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:17:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[03:17:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.935s, which makes you a total of 1220 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[03:20:17] submarine/swiftirc I need to watch what is a woman

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[03:36:35] Rizon/rizon [Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill

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[04:02:03] SyndusCC/rizon Ha I live Mojo

[04:02:14] SyndusCC/rizon Love*

[04:13:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:14:57] submarine/swiftirc !bang

[04:14:58] DuckHunt/rizon submarine > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn57.303s, which makes you a total of 8 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 3 (trainee). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[04:18:12] Peorth/rizon I can't believe ComputerTech died.

[04:18:38] Phoenix/rizon he hasn't died.. he always smells like that ;)

[04:22:09] Peorth/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ6rLbu4LQw

[04:22:09] Internets/rizon :: YouTube The Unhinged Nature of GTA V Source Code :: (02:16) :: Views 126,120 :: Rating [+] 7,808 likes [+] 7,808 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[04:22:27] aaabbb_/rizon was the gta v source code leaked?

[04:29:30] SyndusCC/rizon Hmm, this part

[04:29:37] SyndusCC/rizon 100

[04:30:35] SyndusCC/rizon feed the dragons https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/BIRDAt3l/1000002526.png

[04:44:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:44:06] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:44:06] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.893s, which makes you a total of 1221 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[04:44:06] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... a four-leaf clover with only 3 left.

[04:44:22] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 10

[04:44:22] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 7 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.

[05:03:15] fifel/rizon IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH RIVER PHOENIX CAN YOU KILL JOCHEM?

[05:15:36] SyndusCC/rizon 42

[05:17:09] SyndusCC/rizon DOES BRUNO MARS IS GAY?

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[05:26:41] lovely_herana/swiftirc hello

[05:27:46] wez/rizon hihi

[05:29:34] lovely_herana/swiftirc what you do?

[05:33:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:36:59] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[05:36:59] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3mn59.157s, which makes you a total of 1222 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[05:36:59] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a +10 four-leaf clover ! You will earn an extra 10 xp points for each duck you shoot for 24h.

[05:39:39] wez/rizon yaya! TheFatherMind !!

[05:40:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:40:05] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[05:40:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.688s, which makes you a total of 1223 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[05:40:06] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !

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[05:48:51] Rizon/rizon [Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill

[06:07:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[06:07:08] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[06:07:08] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.485s, which makes you a total of 1224 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[06:49:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[06:49:41] aaabbb_/rizon !bang

[06:49:41] DuckHunt/rizon aaabbb_ > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 40.997s, which makes you a total of 2 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[07:00:43] mrinfinity/rizon have a good weekend, all

[07:09:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[07:09:14] aaabbb_/rizon !bang

[07:09:14] DuckHunt/rizon aaabbb_ > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 14.375s, which makes you a total of 3 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 2 (noob). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

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[07:39:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[07:39:43] CoolKevin/rizon !bang

[07:39:43] DuckHunt/rizon CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 43.219s, which makes you a total of 106 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

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[08:00:44] irish666/rizon hey

[08:01:18] v|g|LanT/rizon hi irish666

[08:01:19] v|g|LanT/rizon :)

[08:01:49] irish666/rizon just came home

[08:01:57] v|g|LanT/rizon nice

[08:02:07] irish666/rizon ran 10k lol tired now

[08:02:13] v|g|LanT/rizon :O

[08:10:03] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[08:10:17] DuckHunt/rizon aaabbb_ > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 14.993s, which makes you a total of 4 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[08:10:18] aaabbb_/rizon !bang

[08:10:18] slim/rizon !bang

[08:10:18] DuckHunt/rizon slim > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

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[08:11:38] Azerbaycan/swiftirc salam

[08:11:40] Azerbaycan/swiftirc hi

[08:17:23] wez/rizon שָׁלוֹם

[08:17:48] wez/rizon .o/ How are you?

[08:18:03] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[08:18:20] slim/rizon !bang

[08:18:20] DuckHunt/rizon slim > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 18.114s, which makes you a total of 27 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 6 (duck hater). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

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[08:20:49] wez/rizon \o/

[08:21:24] y2k/rizon o/

[08:22:02] wez/rizon No! Don't heil Hitler!

[08:22:10] wez/rizon People get offended by that

[08:22:53] CoolKevin/rizon people get offended by most things

[08:24:05] wez/rizon CoolKevin: I take offence to that :P (P.S. I don't really, just making your point for you)

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[08:25:39] CoolKevin/rizon but the point is many things that are said in here, I take offence to, but you do not pull up on that

[08:26:57] Azerbaycan/swiftirc +

[08:26:58] wez/rizon THat is correct, welldone CoolKevin! Keeping it Cool! Putting the Cool in CoolKevin!

[08:29:35] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[08:29:36] Internets/rizon :: Luleå, SE :: Conditions Clear Sky :: Temperature -23.96C / -11.128F :: Pressure 1011mb :: Humidity 84% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/604490 ::

[08:29:39] Mikoolo/rizon A morning

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[08:36:21] wez/rizon Mikoolo: An evening

[08:36:27] herald/rizon !duckstats

[08:36:29] wez/rizon .w

[08:36:29] herald/rizon 111

[08:36:29] Internets/rizon :: Wollongong, AU :: Conditions Overcast Clouds :: Temperature 21.66C / 70.988F :: Pressure 1023mb :: Humidity 74% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/2171507 ::

[08:36:33] herald/rizon lol

[08:36:35] * Mikoolo/rizon gives wez a cup of camomille tea.

[08:36:56] wez/rizon Mikoolo: No! It's coffee shnaps on the rocks time!

[08:37:00] herald/rizon moanin wez Mikoolo

[08:37:10] Mikoolo/rizon Mourning, herald.

[08:37:12] wez/rizon ssssshhhhnappss!!!!!1

[08:37:20] Mikoolo/rizon Schnapps!

[08:37:26] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en schnapps

[08:37:27] Internets/rizon [t] [from sv] Schnapps

[08:37:34] Mikoolo/rizon .t de en schnapps

[08:37:34] Internets/rizon [t] [from de] Snaps

[08:37:38] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[08:37:53] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en bajskorv

[08:37:54] Internets/rizon [t] [from sv] poop sausage

[08:37:58] h4/rizon did someone say Jägermeister?

[08:37:58] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[08:38:04] Mikoolo/rizon Thats medicine.

[08:38:07] h4/rizon oh

[08:39:33] Mikoolo/rizon The 56 herbs, fruits, roots and spices in Jägermeister combines into a elixir that cures everything.

[08:40:01] h4/rizon then why does it cause headaches in me?

[08:40:03] Mikoolo/rizon Everything from ingrown toenails to cancer and even headaches induced by nagging SO's and bosses.

[08:40:28] Mikoolo/rizon Thats because you didn't drink it in the morning and kept drinking it through the day, h4.

[08:40:32] Mikoolo/rizon Not in large quantities tho.

[08:40:37] * Azerbaycan/swiftirc left #computertech

[08:40:38] Mikoolo/rizon Just a shot here and there.

[08:40:44] h4/rizon i also mixed it with beer and tequila last time

[08:41:08] h4/rizon don't think i'm a monster and made a mess of the three drinks

[08:41:08] Mikoolo/rizon Thats not a thing recommended by doctors.

[08:41:18] h4/rizon I wonder why

[08:41:23] h4/rizon I barely remember anything from that night

[08:41:33] Mikoolo/rizon Did you wake up alone?

[08:41:34] h4/rizon a colleague drove me home and according to him, I repeated myself a lot

[08:41:37] Mikoolo/rizon In your own bed?

[08:41:52] h4/rizon and obviously expressed every other minute how nice it was of him to drive me home

[08:41:53] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[08:42:06] Mikoolo/rizon I have never been that drink.

[08:42:10] h4/rizon I then lit a joint upon coming home

[08:42:14] h4/rizon and fell asleep with it on the couch

[08:42:19] h4/rizon glad those things go out instead of burning down

[08:42:30] h4/rizon dunno what I watched

[08:42:36] Mikoolo/rizon Except one time when I was 17 I got a blackout as I walked away from a party and woke up at my grandparents house.

[08:42:36] h4/rizon but i bingewatched an entire season of it

[08:42:39] h4/rizon I think lol

[08:42:44] Mikoolo/rizon It was in that village we had the party.

[08:42:54] h4/rizon oh my teens had a lot of blackouts

[08:42:58] h4/rizon wonder if I damaged anything :x

[08:43:07] Mikoolo/rizon My grandma didn't say anything, neither did grandpa.

[08:43:17] h4/rizon remember kids: if you plan on getting wasted like that, have friends around

[08:43:28] h4/rizon that one time I was out with people who I didn't consider friends

[08:43:31] Mikoolo/rizon ANd I doubt I successfully managed to sneak up the loud af staircase to the second floor unnoticed.

[08:43:34] h4/rizon it was after a breakup and blabla, I was wasted as fuck

[08:43:39] h4/rizon and arrived in a different city

[08:43:48] h4/rizon had no idea how to get home in my state

[08:43:56] h4/rizon my dad picked me up and was furious lol

[08:43:56] wez/rizon .o/

[08:44:09] wez/rizon heh

[08:44:16] h4/rizon he said I picked fights in that city

[08:44:26] h4/rizon but since I was way too wasted, nobody wanted to fight me

[08:44:28] h4/rizon just my luck lol

[08:44:32] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[08:44:36] h4/rizon not my best day

[08:44:42] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you get to have a fight someday.

[08:44:50] Mikoolo/rizon On even terms.

[08:44:50] h4/rizon he drove me home but I could not find my key

[08:44:53] h4/rizon sat in front of the door

[08:44:57] h4/rizon tried to call mom, who had the key

[08:45:00] h4/rizon and instead called my ex

[08:45:05] h4/rizon similar numbers

[08:45:15] h4/rizon Mikoolo I don't want to have a fight :O

[08:45:19] Mikoolo/rizon Ouch

[08:45:24] h4/rizon anyways she was annoyed that I called her being that drunk

[08:45:26] wez/rizon dang

[08:45:27] Mikoolo/rizon To the wrong call.

[08:45:28] h4/rizon I was annoyed I called her instead of my mom

[08:45:47] h4/rizon but I think I was barely able to insult her in a way she could understand

[08:45:51] h4/rizon so I hung up

[08:46:10] h4/rizon I had my keys with me the entire time btw

[08:46:12] h4/rizon just the wrong pocket

[08:46:14] wez/rizon lol

[08:46:26] h4/rizon so my mom and stepdad were pissed too, because they left a dinner party because of that

[08:46:38] h4/rizon I apologized to all of them (except my ex ofc) the next day :D

[08:47:11] Mikoolo/rizon Well. Atleast you didn't have bruises and injuries coz everyone was too nice to fight with you.

[08:47:28] h4/rizon I apparently urinated publicly

[08:47:35] h4/rizon and there was a football game in that city

[08:47:43] h4/rizon according to my dad I was more than lucky that the cops didn't pick me up

[08:48:01] Mikoolo/rizon Done that a couple of times. Last time was 2022. Had some bushes that obscured me tho.

[08:48:19] h4/rizon I obviously did it at the trainstation

[08:48:24] h4/rizon at least behind a bench

[08:48:41] h4/rizon never again lol

[08:48:43] h4/rizon fuck alcohol

[08:49:23] Mikoolo/rizon https://www.google.com/maps/@65.5903768,22.1455586,121m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu I've peed along this thin stretch of green area in 2022.

[08:49:27] Mikoolo/rizon Daylight.

[08:49:32] h4/rizon wasn't jägermeister though. All vodka

[08:49:33] Mikoolo/rizon Had a nice big bush.

[08:49:44] Mikoolo/rizon Pee'd into the water.

[08:49:48] Mikoolo/rizon Then I cut down the bush.

[08:49:52] h4/rizon oh please lol

[08:50:01] h4/rizon that is something I'd do sober

[08:50:33] Mikoolo/rizon I've also pee'd on this church law.

[08:50:34] Mikoolo/rizon https://www.google.com/maps/@65.582531,22.1526508,62m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu

[08:50:38] Mikoolo/rizon Many times.

[08:50:43] Mikoolo/rizon lawn*

[08:50:53] h4/rizon lol

[08:51:03] h4/rizon why are you sharing the spots of where you urinated? :D

[08:51:18] Mikoolo/rizon I got more spots if you want to see.

[08:52:08] h4/rizon oh I found the place where I urinated publicly

[08:52:18] h4/rizon on Streetview there are homeless people in the area

[08:52:26] h4/rizon guess that's why nobody cared about me doing it lol

[08:52:46] Mikoolo/rizon They probably cheered you on.

[08:52:54] h4/rizon I don't remember them being there

[08:53:29] h4/rizon amazing how much I remember of that trainstation

[08:53:34] h4/rizon despite being shitfaced

[08:53:38] h4/rizon also it was 15 years ago

[08:53:50] ComputerTech/rizon moo

[08:53:57] h4/rizon stfu ComputerTech

[08:54:00] h4/rizon again

[08:54:03] Talon/rizon oink

[08:54:04] h4/rizon inserting yourself into an ongoing conversation

[08:54:07] h4/rizon wth is wrong with you?

[08:54:26] ComputerTech/rizon h4 :(

[08:54:31] Mikoolo/rizon He wants to become a happy meal, h4.

[08:54:37] Mikoolo/rizon Or he wouldn't pretend to be a cow.

[08:55:01] h4/rizon btw

[08:55:03] h4/rizon it's snowing here now

[08:55:05] Mikoolo/rizon You know how much of a people pleaser he is.

[08:55:17] h4/rizon kinda feel bad now

[08:55:19] h4/rizon he only said moo

[08:55:21] h4/rizon got punted

[08:55:24] Mikoolo/rizon This would be the most effective way to please thousands of people in one go.

[08:55:25] ComputerTech/rizon .w warsaw

[08:55:25] Internets/rizon :: Warsaw, PL :: Conditions Broken Clouds :: Temperature -1.3C / 29.66F :: Pressure 1008mb :: Humidity 73% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/756135 ::

[08:55:26] h4/rizon and now he is afraid to talk

[08:55:28] h4/rizon oh there he goes again

[08:55:31] ComputerTech/rizon :D

[08:55:32] * h4/rizon gets agitated

[08:55:36] * ComputerTech/rizon pets h4

[08:55:39] Internets/rizon Error: not found.

[08:55:39] Talon/rizon .w 44644 ud

[08:55:41] * h4/rizon breaks ComputerTech's arm

[08:55:41] Internets/rizon Error: not found.

[08:55:42] Talon/rizon .w 44644 us

[08:55:50] * Mikoolo/rizon looks at ComputerTech's other arm.

[08:55:54] Internets/rizon Error: not found.

[08:55:54] Talon/rizon .w malvern ohio

[08:55:56] h4/rizon you get one more try Talon

[08:55:58] h4/rizon ok that's it

[08:56:02] h4/rizon !!

[08:56:07] ComputerTech/rizon ????

[08:56:11] h4/rizon you want some too?

[08:56:14] Peorth/rizon h4 :o

[08:56:15] ComputerTech/rizon (•̀ᴗ•́)و

[08:56:17] Peorth/rizon ComputerTech!

[08:56:17] ComputerTech/rizon Peorth!

[08:56:19] Peorth/rizon check your pm

[08:56:19] ComputerTech/rizon hi bb!

[08:56:21] ComputerTech/rizon okie

[08:56:26] h4/rizon hai Peorth :O

[08:56:39] ComputerTech/rizon you're in shit trouble now, h4!

[08:56:43] h4/rizon I am?

[08:56:46] Mikoolo/rizon Talon look at how the area and country is formated in the results of .w

[08:56:50] ComputerTech/rizon idk

[08:56:50] ComputerTech/rizon :D

[08:57:01] h4/rizon talked out ya ass again, huh?

[08:57:06] h4/rizon thought you were threatening me

[08:57:09] Mikoolo/rizon It should be pretty logic how you should get .w to work properly, Talon.

[08:57:17] h4/rizon wonder if deadly fixed his connection

[08:57:28] h4/rizon Mikoolo lets not be condescending

[08:57:36] Mikoolo/rizon It's morning.

[08:57:43] ComputerTech/rizon it's almost 10a,

[08:57:45] ComputerTech/rizon 10am*

[08:57:47] Internets/rizon No location found linked to your nick. To link one, type: .register_location <location>

[08:57:48] Talon/rizon .w

[08:57:52] Mikoolo/rizon I haven't bothered starting up my polite application yet.

[08:58:01] h4/rizon Talon .register_location

[08:58:10] h4/rizon but you first need either the correct city code

[08:58:16] h4/rizon or give the bot something it can work with

[08:58:34] Mikoolo/rizon He's esl, h4.

[08:58:41] Mikoolo/rizon You need to write simple english for him.

[08:58:42] h4/rizon he's looking for weather in ohio :O

[08:58:58] Mikoolo/rizon Doubt he's native english.

[08:59:07] h4/rizon .w 2911298

[08:59:07] Internets/rizon Error: zip code not recognised.

[08:59:10] h4/rizon zip code?

[08:59:12] h4/rizon it's the owm id

[08:59:14] h4/rizon wth?

[08:59:18] h4/rizon who does zip codes??

[08:59:21] h4/rizon this is europe!

[08:59:27] Mikoolo/rizon postal codes > zip codes.

[08:59:48] h4/rizon not only that

[08:59:54] h4/rizon I doubt german postal codes will work at all

[09:00:05] Mikoolo/rizon .cc postal code for berlin

[09:00:06] Internets/rizon [W|A] Berlin, Connecticut | ZIP codes = 06037

[09:00:13] h4/rizon .w 10961

[09:00:13] Internets/rizon Error: zip code not recognised.

[09:00:14] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the wrong one.

[09:00:17] h4/rizon see

[09:00:25] Mikoolo/rizon .w 06037

[09:00:26] Internets/rizon :: Kensington, CT, CA :: Conditions Snow :: Temperature -4.27C / 24.314F :: Pressure 1005mb :: Humidity 90% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/5991080 ::

[09:00:26] h4/rizon 10961 is berlin

[09:00:27] h4/rizon among others

[09:00:37] h4/rizon 10999 is too and looks better

[09:00:56] h4/rizon say ComputerTech

[09:00:59] Mikoolo/rizon The weather application the bot uses is too american.

[09:01:02] h4/rizon you came in to say moo and threaten me?

[09:01:12] h4/rizon Mikoolo filthy bot

[09:01:12] Talon/rizon .w 44644

[09:01:26] Internets/rizon :: Malvern, OH, GB :: Conditions Overcast Clouds :: Temperature 3.69C / 38.642F :: Pressure 1000mb :: Humidity 89% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/2633560 ::

[09:01:37] h4/rizon took the bot 14 seconds

[09:01:38] h4/rizon amzing

[09:02:29] Mikoolo/rizon You could also have done.

[09:02:31] Mikoolo/rizon .w malvern

[09:02:31] Internets/rizon :: Malvern, USA :: Conditions Overcast Clouds :: Temperature 0.51C / 32.918F :: Pressure 1021mb :: Humidity 89% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/4120388 ::

[09:02:51] Mikoolo/rizon But thats not the right one.

[09:02:52] Talon/rizon lol there's so many malverns in the usa

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