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Internets/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/8 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/8 | Chargers: 4/4 [sand by h4]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/8 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 11.418s, which makes you a total of 239 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > You buy a mirror in exchange for 7 xp points then you use it to dazzle h4 with a sunbeam, thereby reducing by 50% the accuracy of his next shot. Your purchase made you go back to level 17 (duck demolisher).
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > You throw a handful of sand in h4's gun in exchange for 7 xp points, thereby reducing by 50% the reliability of his gun for its next shot. Your purchase made you go back to level 17 (duck demolisher).
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > You poke stuff and thingies in the barrel of h4's gun in exchange for 14 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 17 (duck demolisher).
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DuckHunt/rizon
GrungeBarbie > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn23.668s, which makes you a total of 7 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 3 (trainee). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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GrungeBarbie/rizon
i gave it a spoon of wet food and it is trying to eat the spoon itself :D
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DuckHunt/rizon
GrungeBarbie > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 5/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
GrungeBarbie > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 5/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
GrungeBarbie > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 46.109s, which makes you a total of 8 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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fifel/rizon
wez: I’m fucking exhuasted from two days of gardening labour.
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wez/rizon
I've had gastro since Friday, that was fun...
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fifel/rizon
Unless you have a serious infection it helps enough.
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End3r/rizon
GrungeBarbie, I thought it was encoded so I downloaded it
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End3r/rizon
then looked at the size and was, "that's just an image"
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End3r/rizon
sulks
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fifel/rizon
wez: I managed to work due to gastrostop
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wez/rizon
GrungeBarbie: Why are you showing me plant's genitals for?
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fifel/rizon
while I was delivering on foot recovering from my first appendectomy
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fifel/rizon
Everyone wants to eat plant cunt
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wez/rizon
GrungeBarbie: OK, carry on then :)
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fifel/rizon
wez: I really need to start going to orgies and dating to fuck soon.
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fifel/rizon
Otherwise my mind won’t reconfigure properly
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fifel/rizon
GrungeBarbie: I’m stuck thinking about a woman who hasn’t talked to me properly for 30 months and who dropped me 11 months ago
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fifel/rizon
GrungeBarbie: Coitus and libidinality (coitus with stories) deeply affect the human mind, like reset buttons.
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fifel/rizon
End3r: That’s a way to view humans having sex. I need to have sex with a story to reboot my mind.
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esjay/rizon
fifel; I feel like my last vestiges of what I had with my ex are smoldering out
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fifel/rizon
esjay: Hooray, we are on the way to healthy future relationships with people even hotter and more compatible, when we’re even better organised about knowing ourselves and our limits!
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fifel/rizon
high fives esjay
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fifel/rizon
We are going to fuck, romance, and potentially achieve intimacy with even better people.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 35.299s, which makes you a total of 1463 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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End3r/rizon
unzips
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looks lovingly into Peorth's eyes
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fifel/rizon
esjay: You don’t have to fuck then. I enjoy expressing romance through fucking. Intimacy for me involves being with a person lost in moments of fucking. For me the only way to get at these is by fucking people / starting a fucking relationship
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DuckHunt/rizon
The last duck has been seen 15 minutes and 38 seconds ago.
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ysalamiri/rizon
im perfectly sane when sober tyvm. just dun h#appen very often.
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ysalamiri/rizon
yeh the chances of anyone clicking on that are close to zero.
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n0ne`/rizon
dont think i'm in a chan with taybot
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esjay/rizon
fifel; I did think of something when I walked out from work to a slightly snowy parking lot, which was "maybe I can start over"
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n0ne`/rizon
<+tay> n0ne`, you gave ysalamiri $15953618
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n0ne` > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 37.856s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. You are promoted to level 1 (tourist). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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fifel/rizon
esjay: You can start over, and you maybe can choose to
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fifel/rizon
hugs esjay
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Compass/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
PapaFrog > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 43.894s, which makes you a total of 11 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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wez/rizon
hands PapaFrog a burrito
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Syndus/rizon
hands PapaFrog a quesoenchiritolada suprem dick sandwich
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Syndus/rizon
Actually, PapaFrog I made a wierd stoner dinner that turned out delicious
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Syndus/rizon
And it's not just because I made it stoned ok
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Syndus/rizon
I always buy fingerling tubers for next to nothing and chop and freeze them for year round taash
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Syndus/rizon
And add that to my stuffing with the usual onions n celery
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Syndus/rizon
End pieces just keep getting chocked in the freezer with organic trim for universal stock
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Syndus/rizon
I reuse and repurpose my lipids after they've rendered in pickle jars lol
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Syndus/rizon
So that monster I posted above is really me just being high and lazy tonight
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Syndus/rizon
Getting rid of leftovers before I tear into new groceries
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Syndus/rizon
I mean, a lot of you would agree if you know what you're doing, you can make extremely cheap and creative things at home taste amazing without using processed food
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Syndus/rizon
Damn it, if No_One was present this would be great
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Syndus/rizon
Those pussies get around in bread like butter
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DuckHunt/rizon
*PEWWW* n0ne`'s bullet ricochetes on nj, thanks to his deflection modifier of 56%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt/rizon
n0s3y|afk already has a gun and looks at Peorth without understanding.
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ysalamiri/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
n0ne` > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 7/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
n0ne` > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2mn20.558s, which makes you a total of 2 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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esjay/rizon
ComputerTech; did you completely neuter it for here?
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Rizon/rizon
[Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill
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Sheep/rizon
[Weather] End3r: Please set location, e.g.: ;config End3r location London, GB
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Sheep/rizon
[Help] I'm https://bitbot.dev. use ';modules' to list modules, ';commands <module>' to list commands and ';help <command>' to see help text for a command
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End3r/rizon
jum=mps in ssh
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esjay/rizon
Oh yeah I should get around to fixing that weather shit
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Sheep/rizon
[Weather] (esjay) City of Hudson, New York, United States | -7C/19F | Scattered Clouds | Humidity: 76% | Wind: 10.2km/h/6.3mi/h
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esjay/rizon
mrinfinity; yes, but Sheep has my own plugins and forks of her plugins
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mrinfinity/rizon
takes bite of apple and stares blankly
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esjay/rizon
At this point, it's effectively its own bot
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mrinfinity/rizon
End3r I'm going to need you to blow on this plastic piece right here until you hear a beep
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mrinfinity/rizon
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watches as End3r tries to drink from it
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End3r/rizon
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End3r/rizon
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esjay/rizon
:O I thought of the perfect name for the fork
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esjay/rizon
1 bit = bit, 4 bits = nibble, 8 bits = byte
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esjay/rizon
I still have a weird feeling in the back of my throat from this respiratory illness
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Sheep/rizon
[Weather] Lynn Haven, Florida, United States | 2C/37F | Clear Sky | Humidity: 50% | Wind: 13.0km/h/8.1mi/h
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Sheep/rizon
[Weather] Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada | -2C/27F | Overcast Clouds | Humidity: 92% | Wind: 21.6km/h/13.4mi/h
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esjay/rizon
I love how I just did that matter-of-fact-ly
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Peorth/rizon
kek, that's the name of a friend of mine's IRC bot.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn0.114s, which makes you a total of 334 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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esjay/rizon
Peorth; Eir is the norse goddess of medicine
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End3r/rizon
Kernel: 6.7.1-060701-generic x86_64 Up: 1m
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mi||i0n/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
*PEWWW* million's bullet ricochetes on Andrio, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt/rizon
*BANG* xO' Ru just get shot by accident by million. [accident: -4 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
million is demoted to level 0 (public danger).
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DuckHunt/rizon
*PEWWW* million's bullet ricochetes on Corvus, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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DuckHunt/rizon
Sean2062 > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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esjay/rizon
03:59:05 up 92 days, 16:33, 3 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
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esjay/rizon
I'm surprised I have an idle setup that actually idles
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fifel/rizon
I felt myself today to see if I still cut
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End3r/rizon
i have it mounted on the back of a monitor
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End3r/rizon
cause i can crash it at any time
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Peorth/rizon
Hostname: azula - OS: Linux 5.15.0-91-generic/x86_64 - Distro: Ubuntu 22.04.3 LTS - CPU: 32 x Intel Xeon E5-2630 v3 (2100.000 MHz) - Processes: 403 - Uptime: 8d 7h 16m - Users: 0 - Load Average: 0.06 - Memory Usage: 4945.12MB/257846.98MB (1.92%) - Disk Usage: 719.90GB/7956.74GB (9.05%)
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End3r/rizon
Linux ender-SER 6.7.1-060701-generic #202401201133 SMP PREEMPT_DYNAMIC Sat Jan 20 11:43:06 UTC 2024 x86_64 x86_64 x86_64 GNU/Linux
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mrinfinity/rizon
ill put linux back on my laptop tomorrow and ditch this windows machine
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esjay/rizon
Working 12p-8p tomorrow and will be by myself for 3 hours
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n0ne` > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 24.099s, which makes you a total of 3 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 2 (noob). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
n0ne` > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.268s, which makes you a total of 4 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
n0ne` > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra ammo clip !
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n0ne` > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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Sean2062 > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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Sean2062 > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Sean2062 > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Sean2062 > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 34.952s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Sean2062 > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !
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esjay/rizon
Remind me to talk to you tomorrow about a $10k piece of networking equipment I don't use and I use it as a table for laundry
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/7 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 7/7 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 26.609s, which makes you a total of 335 ducks (including 91 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [48 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5